It's a very small village.

The roar in the west of the village can be heard in the east of the village, the whole village can have a happy event, a cigarette can go around the village twice, and the whole village can discuss the dead chicken for a long time.

It's a very far village.

It's 29 miles from the town, and it's all dirt hills, and it's a two-wheeled wooden cart that can be walked on the kind of backcountry that is enough to walk.

Where is this?

This is the lower banyan tree village of Taiping Town, Luoyang, Henan, and the whole village adds up to only 100 people.

Today was a lively day, and almost all the people in the village crowded into one house, and the courtyard surrounded by adobe bricks was crowded to the brim.

The door of the main room in the middle is the most lively, and they can't wait to sharpen their heads and insert them.

"Everyone let go, let go, the village director is here, make way for our village director."

I don't know who in the crowd roared, and the people who were originally huddled together immediately separated, and only one man was still lying by the window and did not move.

An old man who looked to be fifty or sixty years old wanted to behave well in front of the village chief.

walked over and pulled the man's clothes and reproached: "I said that after giving birth to a child, the ears are not good at a young age, which is not good." ”

The man turned around and saw that it was this old man who loved to curry favor, and immediately shouted without a good face: "It's me who gave birth to a son, you don't know, why can't we stand here?" ”

Finally, I didn't forget to add a sentence: "Don't forget what ingredient you are, be careful to pull you to the streets." ”

"Yes, yes, I was wrong......"

Seeing that it was Xu Baishun, who was the most difficult to provoke in the village, the old man was really frightened and begged for mercy again and again.

The next moment it froze.

Suddenly woke up to the fact that the times have changed now, and the old routine has long been useless, his attitude has changed in seconds, and he said confidently: "Xu Baishun, what are you talking about?" What's wrong with me, you say you're on the street?

It's great for you to give birth to a son, but it's not necessarily a son. ”

"Alright, stop arguing."

The village director walked over with a belly, a cub in his hand, and a cub on his back, and criticized: "The two of you are not too young, are you arguing here?" Delay the delivery inside, can you two afford it? ”

"You don't have to worry there, when your mother-in-law gave birth to a cub last year, you were as anxious as a horse monkey." Xu Baishun said with a glare.

Xu Baishun and the village director have a grudge like in their previous lives, and every time they meet, they will inevitably have a war of words, and this time they were not spared.

The surrounding onlookers and villagers are used to it, and they almost move a bench to watch the excitement with a smile.

"Today's happy event for your family, I won't quarrel with you."

The village director rarely didn't talk to Xu Baishun, but said with a smile: "Baishun, let's discuss, if you can give birth to a girl, I can reluctantly kiss you with a baby."

How about my Jackie Chan, this is only 2 years old, he can already run all over the ground, and his body is even better, you see, this is as big as a four or five-year-old baby. ”

The male doll held by the village director is indeed a year taller than a normal doll.

The height of the village director is 1.7 meters, and Jackie Chan stands next to him to his waist, just more than one meter tall, those who don't know must think that he is seven or eight years old.

But in fact, Jackie Chan is full of calculations, and now he is only two years and one month old.

When the onlookers heard the village director's baby kiss, they naturally wanted to help the village official pat themselves on the back, and they scrambled to say good things one by one.

"Xu Baishun, this is a blessing for your family, the eldest son of the village director's family, he will be productive at a glance."

"My mother, alas, and this good thing, if my daughter can stand up, then I will wake up laughing in my dreams, Jackie Chan's baby is too handsome."

"The eldest baby of the village director's family is really scary, and she can't break the roof when she grows up."

……

The onlookers said everything they said, and they were all praising how good the eldest son of the village director's family, Jackie Chan, was, and the village director's happy eyebrows floated.

Xu Baishun glanced at the eldest son who was under the eaves and didn't wipe his snot on his mouth, and the second son who was sitting on the ground and playing with the little brother with a stick.

looked at Jackie Chan who was led by Cheng Guoqiang, wearing clean clothes, standing there marked the logo, and at a glance, he knew that he was smart and sensible.

The gap between the two sons is so big, Xu Baishun is angry in an instant.

yelled angrily: "Look at you, who said to have a girl?" My family must have a son, give birth to a third son, and give us a face for our parents. ”

"Don't mind, Baishun, the eldest son Jackie Chan can't look down on him, I also have a second son who is talented, you can choose whatever you want."

The village director handed over the son he was holding, and said boastfully: "Look at my second son, this is white and tender, just like tender tofu, he will definitely be able to become a talent in the future, and your daughter will not lose anything to him." ”

", even if my daughter can't get married, she won't marry into your family."

Xu Baishun's words were really a bit heavy, the village director's face darkened, and he said angrily: "Give you face, Xu Baishun, your eldest son is a fool, the second son is a wanderer, and the third must be a nerd, you promise me not to do it now." ”

"You think I'm rare......"

……

"It's quarreling again, my head hurts, but Cheng Guoqiang is quite accurate, the third boy of the old Xu family is indeed a nerd."

Looking at the two men in front of him, who were almost 30 years old, and fought like children, Jackie Chan, who was only two years old, sighed helplessly.

This kind of scene has been in the past two years.

At least 30 times in front of him.

If it was just a real two-year-old, he might just stare at Bring's big eyes and watch the two big men spit curiously.

However, Jackie Chan is a soul in his 30s, "imprisoned" in a two-year-old body.

Cheng Luolong has been in the army all his life, and he has seen all kinds of big scenes at home and abroad, but he never thought that he would cross one day.

However, during an international military exercise, he was blown up and crossed by an accident.

Open your eyes again.

has become a newborn baby, and has a new name Jackie Chan.

Implication - Hope for Jackie Chan.

At first, it was difficult for Jackie Chan to accept this result, and he became someone else's son in a good manner, and this cheap dad was about the same age as himself.

Calling a peer a father is difficult to accept for a while.

Even if it's just a baby!

Fortunately, the cheap dad looks unusual, exactly the same as Jackie Chan's favorite military TV series "Soldier Assault", the father of the village director who became a talent.

This is Jackie Chan's favorite TV series, and I have more expectations in my heart, so it is not so uncomfortable.

In order to confirm whether he is like a novel, he has traveled into the world of TV series, and Jackie Chan works hard every day to make himself grow up quickly.

The effect is significant.

Even the good ones are kind of like opening the hanging.

3 months can speak normally, 4 months can run on the ground, 1 year old can do 1 pound of staple food, 2 years old is more than one meter tall.

It's not the kind of thin bamboo pole, but the kind that is very strong and sturdy.

You can even see the edges and corners of your muscles.

It is as if you are born with an extra Y chromosome, but there are no genetic defects and no defects, and you get the "superhuman syndrome" that is perfectly optimized.

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PS: The protagonist template is not scribbled out of thin air, but comes from an extremely rare special case that the author encountered during his years as a soldier, and it is slightly strengthened.

Whether this person has superhuman syndrome or not, the author is not very clear.

But physical fitness is really perverted.

That guy is 1.88 meters tall and weighs 210 pounds, he himself said that he has never been healthy, he has never eaten any protein powder, and he was born with tendons and meat.

Eating vegetables is rising!

Let's just say a great achievement:

The 100 mortar weighed 75 kilograms and usually required three people to carry it, and one of them could carry the base plate and gun carriage, carry the barrel with a calf-thick, and run 10 kilometers of cross-country.

What is this concept??

It's simply not human.

In that year's all-army military competition, he won the first place in weight-bearing cross-country with his crushing results, and won the second-class merit of a single person.

It's too fierce.

At that time, we all called him "King Kong", and we couldn't accept it.

It's a pity that he was discharged from the army later.

The reason is cruel but inevitable, because the military reform requires a higher and higher level of education, and his family is poor and has not graduated from primary school in rural areas.

Therefore, there is the protagonist of the author's pen and the perfect cultural template.