Chapter 86: Where Did This Immortal Come From? The five classes are collectively confused! (Ask for subscription)
Jackie Chan has a stable mentality, and when he comes, he is safe, and he has found the direction of fun when he first comes.
He Hongtao, as the company commander of the Red Third Company, came over with the best soldiers in the whole regiment, but when he saw the ghost appearance of the fifth squad, he was directly angry.
He opened his voice and reprimanded harshly: "What are you guys doing here? Wet market? ”
He Hongtao's voice full of gunpowder startled the four people playing cards, and they turned their eyes to the door.
This look.
They all shuddered with fear.
He threw the cards on the table and stood upright, staring at the instructor who suddenly appeared with two points of consternation in nervous and panic.
These two points of consternation came from Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan, whose body is almost as wide as the door frame, stands behind the instructor, and the body size before and after is contrasted, and the visual impact is too strong.
In the end, Lao Ma was well-informed and had a good attitude and reacted in time.
touched his face several times, wiped off all the notes, and asked with a smile: "Instructor, what kind of wind is this, blowing you here." ”
"Didn't I inform you yesterday?" He Hongtao's brows were squeezed together.
"Oh, oh, I remembered, I said that I was going to send a deputy to our class, instructor, I'm really embarrassed, you look at my brain, I forgot to be busy with him." Lao Ma slapped his head and quickly apologized.
"Forgot to do so?"
He Hongtao was even more annoyed when he heard this, pointed to the messy dormitory and scolded: "Look at your internal affairs, what kind of bear have you become, can you see people?"
The quilt was crumpled and thrown on the bed, there were a lot of messy things on the desk, the tooth jar washbasin was thrown everywhere, and there was an unpleasant smell of smoke in the dormitory.
Where does this look like a dormitory? The pigsty in the production class of the regiment headquarters is cleaner and neater than this. ”
Not to mention.
The pigsty of the production class of the army is really much cleaner than the messy 5th class.
"Hey, hey."
The old horse licked his face and smiled, took out the cigarette case, took out a cigarette, handed it over and said: "It's very clean on weekdays, but it's the weekend today, so I'm a little relaxed, I promise to change, and I promise to change it in the future." ”
"Old horse."
He Hongtao refused Lao Ma's cigarette, and said with hatred: "You have been in the Red Third Company for longer than my instructor, look at the class you are taking now, how can I say hello." ”
Lao Ma smiled awkwardly, and then hurriedly glanced at Lao Wei and the three of them.
While fighting, he said: "That's it, you should talk about them well, look at their bear-like, where there is a little bit of soldiers." ”
Lao Wei, Xue Lin and Li Meng are very fine, and when they saw Lao Ma's eyes, they immediately became busy.
Put all the beer bottles on the table on the ground, sweep the melon seeds and peanut shells into the trash, and stuff the cards on the table into the cabinet with newspapers.
He Hongtao saw the movement of stuffing things in the cabinet, and felt that his skull hurt more than just now.
"Old Ma, although you got off the regular class, it is also a sacred mission to be stationed in the training ground, are you really messing around like this?" He Hongtao said heartbrokenly.
Lao Ma smiled and didn't know how to answer, and caught a glimpse of Jackie Chan, who was two heads taller than him.
Immediately clucked and applauded, and at the same time said happily and loudly: "Welcome, welcome, everyone is welcome, welcome to our fifth class deputy." ”
Changing the topic, Li Meng and the three of them still understand it very well, and hurriedly applauded and shouted welcome together.
After the applause.
Lao Ma enthusiastically introduced: "Come on, come on, I'll introduce you to the people in the class, I'm the fifth class leader, you can just call me Lao Ma."
The first one on the left is called Li Meng, his dream is to become a writer, and his pen name is Meng... Dreams..."
"Monstoy." Li Meng interjected.
"Oh, yes, yes, it's called Monester."
The old horse pointed to Xue Lin in the middle: "This thin monkey is called Xue Lin, and he has no special skills." ”
Changed to Lao Wei on the far right: "This is the fattest, he is the deputy squad leader of our class 5, oh, no, he is the former deputy of the class, you can just call him Lao Wei." ”
After introducing everyone in the class, Lao Ma asked Jackie Chan with a smile: "Class 5 deputy, what about you?" Introduce yourself to me. ”
"Huh~"
Jackie Chan shook his hand vigorously and gave a handsome military salute.
said in a voice like a bell: "My name is Jackie Chan, I was transferred from the third shift of the Seventh Steel Company, and in the future, please take care of and cooperate with the work." ”
The news of the fifth class of the grassland is very closed, and Jackie Chan, who is almost known to everyone in the whole group, the four of them don't know.
However, Lao Ma happened to know the people of the third class of the seventh steel company, and said happily: "You are from the third class of the seventh steel company, so is Shi Jin your squad leader?" ”
"That's right." Jackie Chan nodded.
"He was a soldier I brought out, and later became one of the eight best squad leaders in the whole regiment, haha."
The old horse's cloudy eyes flashed with pride rarely.
The old horse back then was also very good.
"You are the squad leader of my squad leader, and now you have become my squad leader, which means that they are all acquaintances, in the future, please take care of them."
Jackie Chan rarely pulled up the relationship, in order to prepare for the next step.
If you want to change the fifth class, which has been oiled to the bone, you must make drastic changes, and it is inevitable that the people in the class will be disgusted and uncomfortable.
As long as he can lay a good old horse layer, Jackie Chan can "do whatever he wants" as a squad deputy.
"The people of the Seventh Company of Steel are all elites, you can come to our fifth class of the grassland, that is the honor of our fifth class, I dare not say what to take care of, help each other."
Lao Ma was very sophisticated, and then shouted at Lao Wei and the others: "What are you doing in a daze?" Hurry up and help the squad deputy get something. ”
Lao Wei and the three hurriedly ran over and helped to bring up the things that Jackie Chan brought.
"Li Meng, move your things up, and the lower bunk will return to the deputy in the future."
The old horse himself ran over, and kneaded all the cushions and quilts on the first bed on the left, and threw them onto the empty top bunk.
"Why me? Xue Lin ......"
"Say no more!"
Lao Wei pinched Li Meng's arm and pinched back the rest of Li Meng's words, then he unwrapped the backpack rope and began to make the bed for Jackie Chan.
"Come on, instructor, Jackie Chan, go over and sit first, rest and drink saliva."
The old horse returned to guide him affectionately, took Jackie Chan and the instructor to the table and sat down, and took a cup and poured a glass of water for the instructor.
"Instructor, this water has a high copper content, and it can be regarded as mineral water, but I don't know how it will be for the body."
Li Meng enthusiastically commented synchronously beside him, how did he listen to this, and it made the old horse who poured the water himself embarrassed.
I originally wanted to pour a glass for Jackie Chan, but now I'm embarrassed to pour it again.
The instructors have all taken this old six, and it is not good to drink it with a cup, and it is not good to drink it, so in the end they can only take a sip, and put it on the table at once.
"The water pipe will be brought to you immediately, and the deputy squad leader selected for you is also the best soldier in the regiment now, not to mention that the regiment does not take care of you." He Hongtao said solemnly.
"Yes, yes, thanks to the group, I can see that the deputy of the class must be very good." The old horse patted his ass.
"The deputy of the class is arrogant, he is the dragon and phoenix among the people, and he is a terrible person at first glance."
Li Meng also followed suit.
This can't be done without sycophancy, just Jackie Chan, the big physique of the three of them, if it is not pleased, it will be uncomfortable to be beaten.
It was at this time.
"Pak~"
Something fell to the ground.
Lao Ma turned his head and found that it was a plastic bag, which Jackie Chan had brought over, and hurriedly reproached: "Old Wei, look at you, this is frizzy, don't pick it up quickly." ”
Lao Wei saw that it was just an ordinary plastic bag, and he didn't take it seriously.
Grab the bag casually and lift it up.
As a result, because the bag fell to the ground just now, the box of third-class merit poked the bag to pieces, and Lao Wei lifted it violently, and the bag directly pierced the bottom.
More than a dozen certificates of honor, as well as third-class merits, all fell to the ground in an uproar.
"What's this?"
Lao Wei felt as if something was wrong, why did these things look very similar to the group awards that Lao Ma was like a baby, and he didn't let them touch them.
Curiosity led him to bend down and pick up the first one on top.
While watching, he also read: "Commendation order, Comrade Jackie Chan performed well in the assessment, made great contributions to the army, and was rated as a third-class meritorious service, and is hereby commended." ”
"What? Third-class merit? Jackie chan? ”
Lao Ma, Xue Lin, and Li Meng were dumbfounded, and their eyes looked at Jackie Chan in unison.
However, this is only the beginning of implementation.
Lao Wei, who was also shocked, saw that there was a thick stack on the ground, picked up the second one from the ground, and read it while also reading: "Commendation order, Comrade Jackie Chan performed well during the new training, fought bravely, and achieved remarkable results, and was rated as a third-class meritorious service, and is hereby commended." ”
"Another third-class merit? Oh my god! ”
Needless to say, Lao Wei himself has two third-class merits in a row, and he feels that people are going to be blown up.
The old horse, who has worked in the Red Third Company for more than ten years without third-class merit, and at most has been awarded by the first class, looks at Jackie Chan like a ghost.
Not to mention Xue Lin and Li Meng, they perfectly interpret what it means to be stunned.
And that's not the end of it.
Lao Wei picked up the third one on the ground again, and read it again while looking at it, his eyes were about to bulge out, it was a commendation certificate from the division headquarters.
Almost numbly, I picked up the fourth one, which was the certificate of the sharpshooter title written by the division commander himself.
5th, 6th, 7th......
One after another, numbly repeated, each content is an honor, and each one is their unattainable existence.
A total of 16 certificates and awards were flipped through, and there were two red boxes with third-class merit written on them, which gave people a solemn atmosphere just by looking at them.
You don't have to look at it to know what's inside.
On the way by car, in order to prevent the certificate from being crushed, Jackie Chan deliberately took out the old three copies from his bag and put them together with the newly obtained 13 copies.
Listening to Lao Wei one after another, he read 16 honors in one breath.
Lao Ma and the other three were all stupid.
If it weren't for the immediate situation, I wouldn't have believed that just a first-class non-commissioned officer could receive so many honors.
At this moment, the five classes and four generals looked at Jackie Chan with eight words written in their eyes-
"Where did this come from????
Fortunately, they don't know Jackie Chan, if they know that Jackie Chan has been fighting alone for less than two years, it is estimated that they will faint collectively.
This man is more than a man.
I have to feel that I am not worthy of being a human being.
Originally, because the lower bunk was robbed, Li Meng was still a little uncomfortable in his heart.
After seeing the large stack of honorary certificates of the dragon, that little problem disappeared in an instant, and only the infinite worship and ecstasy and excitement from the heart were left in my heart.
He's always wanted to write a book, but he hasn't written a few words yet.
It's not that he doesn't want to write.
It's that he has no material in his head, he can't think of a suitable protagonist, and the work doesn't have a clear positioning, which makes him unable to put down the pen for a long time.
But now that has changed, everything has changed.
Here's his chance.
Seeing Jackie Chan's physique, which is comparable to Lu Bu's, and hearing that Jackie Chan has so many honors that people can't believe it, and thinking that they can get along for a long time in the future, they can collect a lot of materials.
Li Meng's head suddenly opened up, and he had a strong desire to create.
If it weren't for the fact that the occasion was not right now, he would immediately take out his paper and pen and start creating his military with Jackie Chan as the protagonist.
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(End of chapter)