Chapter 180: The Confrontation with the Wolf Tooth Has Fallen (Ask for Subscription)
After getting along for such a long time, Yuan Lang has long lost the smiling tiger he had at the beginning, and his relationship with the A team of spades is already very harmonious.
"It's been so long since the new comrades came to Brigade A, I haven't had a good chat with you, I just have time today, let's sit down and have a good chat, come and come, and find a place to sit casually."
Yuan Lang heartily beckoned everyone to sit down, and he also sat on the ground in front of the team.
"I'll ask you a question, does anyone know why we call ourselves old A? Why is our brigade called Brigade A? Yuan Lang asked with a smile.
Jackie Chan must know the answer, but he is not interested in saying it.
There's no need to be in the limelight!
The light on him is already shining enough that the other newcomers need to be given some chance.
The other veterans also knew that they had been in Team A for so long, but no one came out to report it.
Because they know that although the captain didn't say it, he actually asked the newcomer who had just arrived.
In addition to Jackie Chan, the other five newcomers, you look at me, I see that you didn't speak, they don't know why they are called Lao A.
A full 10 seconds passed.
"Report!"
Wu Zhe stood up and prepared to get up.
"No, no, just sit down and talk." Yuan Lang stretched out his hand and pressed down and said.
"Qi Huan once said, ABCDEFG, A is the boss." Wu Zhe replied.
"There is only life and death on the battlefield, there is no boss, if anyone still thinks so, I will beat him to death."
Yuan Lang's image moved, hammered with his hand, and said while hammering: "I hate to be the boss the most, what is the boss?" Bullshit. ”
Fortunately, Qi Huan was not here in the training of the team, otherwise he would have been embarrassed to death when he heard Yuan Lang's words.
After fiercely criticizing the so-called boss's remarks, Yuan Lang asked again: "Can anyone else tell me what the real meaning of Lao A is?" ”
"Report!"
This time it was Takunaga who stepped up.
"Tell me about it." Yuan Lang said.
"I prefer to become an instructor, Lao A means elite, which means that only the best people can become Lao A."
Tuo Yonggang's answer was very chicken thief, and he dug a small pit by the way.
If Yuan Lang denies Tuo Yonggang's answer, it means that Lao A is not the elite in the army, that is, he is denying the existence of Brigade A.
Special forces, you do not strive to become an elite and become the strongest backing for the Motherland and the people.
Then why did you bother to form special forces?
It was rare for a reckless man to be so smart, Yuan Lang couldn't help but look at him differently, applauded and said, "Okay, very good, good answer."
Lao A does represent the elite in the army, and you are all selected from tens of thousands of troops, each of whom can be called the king of soldiers.
But if you get only some of them right, or if you only get one aspect right, does anyone else have the answer? ”
Yuan Lang's eyes looked at Jackie Chan, and when he saw Jackie Chan's smile in his chest, he knew the answer at a glance, and it was not fun to find Jackie Chan at all.
turned his gaze to Xu Sanduo, who seemed to be nervous, as if he was afraid of being named.
"Xu Sanduo, do you know?"
Yuan Lang's playfulness is very big, whoever doesn't know, he wants to ask.
"I, I don't know." Xu Sanduo was so nervous that he stumbled.
"Do you play cards, then?" Yuan Lang asked abruptly.
Xu Sanduo didn't understand what Yuan Lang meant, and suddenly became more nervous.
looked at Wu Liuyi to the left, and the answer he got was to shrug his shoulders, which means that I don't know, go to the right to find the eldest brother Jackie Chan for help, but Jackie Chan doesn't squint.
Xu Sanduo asked for help for four weeks to no avail, so he could only say nervously: "I, I, I...... I don't play cards, there's no point in playing. ”
"It's boring, I don't play cards, it's really boring."
Yuan Lang said with a disgusted face: "You don't play cards, what are you doing except training?" Train, eat, sleep, train in an infinite loop? That's really pointless. ”
"Training doesn't make sense, so what makes sense?"
Xu Sanduo looked at Yuan Lang in a daze, and his brain couldn't turn around.
The stupidity that I haven't done for a long time has been brought out again.
"It's not fun to play with you, it's not fun at all."
Yuan Lang looked at Xu Sanduo's stupid appearance, and waved his hand in disgust.
A face said to the players: "Catching Lao A is our favorite card game to play, Lao A, you have to hide, tuck, until the end of the out, surprisingly winning, this is the old A."
Your instructor at Chengda taught you that among the three principles of indoor close-range combat, there is this one that represents Lao A's surprising victory.
It's a pity that none of you thought that your brains were too stupid, and you were all stupid to death. ”
Everyone in the A of Spades squad was reminded by Yuan Lang like this, and they suddenly came to their senses.
realized that although the question asked by Yuan Lang was very biased, it sounded like it couldn't be played with the eight poles of the Jackie Chan Sect, but in fact, the two were different from each other.
As long as you think about it a little, it's actually all interconnected.
It's just a different way of expressing it!
Obviously, the answer is already in his head, but he can't use it flexibly, Yuan Lang is really right, they are indeed stupid.
Seeing that he had finally woken up the dumb melons, the corners of Yuan Lang's mouth raised a smile.
Again, he asked, "There is a third meaning, do any of you know?" ”
Seeing Yuan Lang laughing so "lewdly", Jackie Chan decided to play with him, raised his hand and reported: "Report, can I answer?" ”
"No way!"
Yuan Lang refused without even thinking about it, making Jackie Chan cry and laugh.
Then he got up and ran to sit down next to Wu Zhe, put his arm around his shoulders and said affectionately: "Scholar, you must often chat on the Internet and explain to everyone." ”
"In the online chat, A is the meaning of deceiving people, I A you are me lying to you, the third meaning you said should be the soldier's trickery, asking for A for the enemy, as for you to us, it is even more A." Wu Zhe replied.
"Hahaha."
Yuan Lang laughed like a nervous being, patted Wu Zhe's head and said, "What a good inference, waiting here to damage me, right?" You're a bad boy, too, but you're really right. ”
Yuan Lang stood up as he spoke, walked to the front of the queue, stepped behind his back and said, "Old A just wants to hide himself, like a ghost, without a shadow."
Compared with Category B troops, we have no special identity, and Brigade A is also an organization, and we are not superior to anyone else in terms of identity.
We must be willing to hide and be willing to be without the spotlight.
Anything you do in Brigade A, there is no merit, no step to the sky, and I, too, will be the rotten person you say you say. ”
Yuan Lang laughed at himself for being a bad person, and put on a strange face with his tongue sticking out, making everyone laugh.
The abnormal Yuan Lang is actually quite fun.
After saying what is Lao A, Yuan Lang, who was still joking haha one second, closed his expression in the next second, and said very deeply: "Now that you are already a qualified old A, we will always stay together in the future, and it is a test to stay together."
It could be anytime, anywhere, or it could be for a lifetime. ”
Except for a few people here, they were all smart people, and they heard the meaning of Yuan Lang's words.
The atmosphere suddenly became a little depressing!
Yuan Lang, the ever-changing demon, took control of the scene again, his face turned into a hip-hop face in a second, and his voice suddenly rose and said: "However, I can guarantee one thing, I will make your every day different." ”
What Yuan Lang said is different, it is indeed different, in fact, the promise was quickly realized.
And Yuan Lang specially organized this chat, the core purpose of which was to tell Jackie Chan and several other newcomers that they were now their own people.
It was really recognized by the old A!
Later, in order to show that he had become his own person, or to prepare for something, Yuan Lang officially asked the newcomers to give themselves nicknames.
That is, the code name at the time of the operation.
Yuan Lang first made a sample on his own initiative, and didn't care about Xu Sanduo's information at all, whether he would agree or not, and officially announced Xu Sanduo's nickname-
Complete!
The reason is that Xu Sanduo is too verbose, and when he reports on the radio, he has to bring one sentence to the end, and Yuan Lang has a big head when he hears it.
Since you like to finish talking so much, just call it done.
Wu Zhe said that he likes gardening and wants to nickname him a hoe.
Yuan Lang jumped out again and was funny, thinking that the name of the hoe was not good, so he simply formed a team with Qi Huan and named it Bayi Hoe.
Because Qi Huan's nickname is Bayi Kitchen Knife.
Wu Zhe didn't have much of an opinion, and he didn't dislike the word Bayi.
The only thing that was unhappy was that his code name turned out to be the same as the butcher he hated the most before, which made him feel a little unhappy.
Qi Huan tortured Wu Zhe so badly at that time, it was impossible to have no shadow in his heart.
Wu Liuyi said that he wanted to be called the Seventh Company, because he was a person who came out of the Seventh Company of Steel, and he couldn't forget his roots, but he had to remember the name.
Yuan Lang directly denied it, saying that this name is not good, it is better to be called twelve.
The reason is that Wu Liuyi adds up to exactly twelve.
Wu Liuyi was speechless.
In order to prevent more bizarre codenames, it can only be defaulted.
Tuo Yong was afraid that Yuan Lang would give him a code name, so he stalked his neck with an expression that I just wouldn't change, and said loudly: "My name is Eagle, this is my favorite animal." ”
"Okay, it's called the Steel-Beaked Eagle."
Yuan Lang made a decision, but the two words added were not quite right.
No matter how you look at it, it has the meaning of a hard mouth!
Then two more newcomers took nicknames, and the process was the same as before, and Yuan Lang would finally jump out to make trouble and change the nickname to a strange one.
Jackie Chan is the last one to take a nickname, he can be regarded as smart.
Anyway, Yuan Lang had to jump out and change it blindly in the end, Jackie Chan simply didn't take it, and said to Yuan Lang: "Captain, you have such a powerful name, just come with you." ”
"Jackie Chan, or your mouth can speak."
Yuan Lang was very satisfied with Jackie Chan's consciousness, touched his chin and thought for a while.
He said with confidence: "Just your 300-pound big arm, just like a special humanoid tank, then you will call it Bayi Tank, just the three of you form a series of eight." ”
Bayi kitchen knife, Bayi hoe, Bayi tank.
God eight series.
Jackie Chan has a black line!
Yuan Lang opened his mind and easily got the code name of the new member, and just when the correspondent came and said that the captain called him over.
"Alright, that's it, disband."
Yuan Lang got up and clapped his hands to disband the team, and trotted all the way to the office of the captain of the cadre building.
Before the captain could speak, he had already pushed open the door and walked in, skillfully on the chair opposite the captain, picked up the cigarette case on the table and opened it.
The captain of the railway was not angry at all, as if he had become accustomed to it.
Pushing the document in front of Yuan Lang and said: "The application to confront the wolf's tooth has already been settled, and this is the document approved by the General Staff." ”
(End of chapter)