Chapter 199: The Disaster Caused by Braised Pork (Ask for Subscription)
A few hours later.
It was already past 9 p.m.
When Jackie Chan and his entourage arrived at the Wenshan Prefecture Military Division, the truck did not have an exemption pass, so they could only stop in front of the gate railing and communicate with the guards first.
Yuan Lang jumped down from the passenger car, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, straightened his hat and walked to the gate guards.
When the guards saw a lieutenant colonel approaching, they immediately turned around and took the initiative to salute.
Yuan Lang reported the identity and origin of the disguise - the Blue Army troops who came to participate in the exercise did not hand over documents such as military ID cards.
The guards were obviously notified in advance and reacted immediately.
"Chief, please wait a moment, I will inform the exercise team to come and take you in."
The guards told Yuan Lang very politely, turned around and walked to the guard's room, dialed the internal line with the phone, and notified the exercise team to send someone to pick up people.
No garrison is open to the public, and orders are required to enter and exit.
And there is a special person to arrange, go to the designated department.
Waited a few minutes.
Out of it came a Warrior military vehicle, parked on the side of the road on the right inside the gate, and from above came an officer with the rank of captain.
A cigarette trotted out and saluted Yuan Lang, and enthusiastically reported to his home: "Welcome to your arrival, I am Staff Officer Liu of the Blue Army Exercise Group, and the resettlement work has been done, and a camp area has been specially vacated for you."
Please go back and talk to your convoy, and follow my car when you get in, and I'll take you to the Blue Army barracks. ”
"Okay, good work." Yuan Lang said.
"Okay, then I'll go inform the doorman."
Staff Officer Liu saluted Yuan Lang again, ran to the guard to communicate with the guards on duty, and quickly put away the railing.
Staff Officer Liu beckoned for the truck to come in, and trotted into his warrior car.
When the truck enters the gate, it leads the way.
Although the Wenshan Military Sub-district is a division-level organ station, and the personnel and construction area of the organ are not very large, because it was established early, it was established in April 50, and the actual area is really not small.
In the early days, camps such as the special service company and the training team were placed inside the headquarters of the division, and then the conditions gradually improved before they were moved out.
The Blue Army barracks provided to the Ace of Spades commandos were the former old teaching team camps.
Because the camp of the old teaching team is behind the division office, it is two or three hundred meters along the road, and it is really time-consuming to walk there.
Moreover, the Ace of Spades commando is a strategic-level unit, wearing special equipment and belonging to a top-secret unit.
Walking on foot inside the military district, it is not very suitable.
Therefore, the arrangement of the exercise team was quite careful, and the car drove all the way from the gate to the blue army camp area, saving all these troubles.
Arrive at the old teaching team with a unique style of the fifties and sixties, revealing a strong atmosphere of the times.
The members of the Blue Army exercise team had already been personally led by a colonel officer on the basketball court inside the camp.
Yuan Lang was the first to jump out of the car and walked to the head of the exercise group on behalf of the commando team.
After completing the basic process of saluting and reporting, Yuan Lang followed the colonel leader of the exercise team and went to the conference room to communicate the relevant exercise work.
Jackie Chan is responsible for leading the ace of spades commando team and docking with Staff Officer Liu, who is responsible for settling down.
Although it was already past 9 o'clock in the evening, and the normal company routine was about to blow out the lights, the work of entering the camp had to continue.
Under the leadership of Staff Officer Liu, the assault team was divided into four four-person dormitories.
The team carried their luggage and did not disperse into the dormitory, but continued to follow Staff Officer Liu, and became familiar with the environment of the camp, the location of each place, and the daily routine.
Such as where to eat, where to shower, toilets and other locations.
As an old building in the fifties and sixties, it has been more than 30 years, and the environment is full of "old flavor".
Fortunately, the quality of the house for the troops goes without saying.
At the beginning, the materials were very solid, and now the main body is still very stable.
As for the problems such as the peeling off of the wall skin that has not been used for a long time, the decay of the wooden windows, and the rusting of the basketball hoop, they have been repaired in advance.
The double beds and the like are all new, and each person has a double bed.
There are people living below, and luggage is placed above.
It's quite convenient!
The entire camp has also been cleaned, the kind that is unique to the troops, and there is not even a single fallen leaf.
In addition to entering the house, you can still smell the breath of the age, and other aspects basically do not affect the use.
Although the A of Spades commandos came here, they were used to living in the double room luxury dormitory of the A team, and the toilets were all independent ceramic squatting pits.
But the hardships and hard work of soldiers have been carved into their bones, and living in an old house or anything is not a matter at all.
Familiarizing themselves with the new camp environment, the commandos transferred all the armaments they had brought with them to the storage room, and then they were taken into the canteen.
The cooking class cooked dinner overnight, and it should be a supper to be exact.
The commandos who were pulled into the car after eating lunch were indeed very hungry at this time, and they should have eaten a big meal.
As a result, the cooking class made a dish of Yunnan-style braised pork.
It is to cut the pork belly into thumb long dices, fry it with sugar to color it, and then simmer it for two hours on low heat, add diced potatoes and stew for another half an hour, and pick up the special braised pork that is soft like jelly.
can stew Yunnan-style braised pork in the army, and the leader of the cooking squad who was transferred to the Blue Army Exercise Department definitely has a hand in cooking.
Whoever comes over to eat this braised pork will definitely praise it.
However.
For the current ace of spades commandos, this dish is nothing short of a nightmare.
It has been stewed until it is soft and tender, and the sugar color is perfect, it looks red, and it will shake when it is sandwiched on the chopsticks, and the braised pork is full of meat.
Let Wu Liuyi and Tuo Yonggang and other team members immediately think of the picture they saw in the morning.
The sheep intestine path in the middle of the ambush circle was full of broken pieces of meat, and after being wrapped in blood, it was exactly the same as this braised pork.
Human flesh = braised pork?
Under this strong visual impact, four of the commandos who saw this braised pork ran out and vomited directly on the spot.
The rest of the people were all pale, and the contents of their stomachs were rushing upwards one after another, and all their appetites were lost at once.
Most of them gave up eating and returned to their dormitories to pack their housekeeping and luggage.
Don't want to eat anything!
The leader of the cooking squad who carefully prepared this big dish saw that the ace of spades commandos ran out to vomit, and he was directly stunned on the spot.
"Is that all I cooked? You don't even have to eat it, and you vomit at a glance? ”
The leaders of the cooking class began to doubt their lives, and they were no longer confident in their cooking skills.
Fortunately, there is still a cheer.
And it's very popular.
"Yo, this potato braised pork is in place, it looks very appetizing, come on, give me a whole bowl, it must be full."
Jackie Chan took out his large enamel bowl, placed it on the table and motioned for him to fill it.
If it is a grassroots company or other people, open your mouth to ask for a bowl of braised pork, which can hold at least two catties or more, and the cooking class will definitely not give it.
It's not that the funds are not in place and there is not enough to eat, but the main thing is that I am worried that I will not be able to eat and waste.
Troops are the most taboo and wasteful!
can see Jackie Chan's two-meter height, the huge size of four people in their cooking class, and the bowl that Jackie Chan is holding in his hand, there are mountains piled up in the bowl, and there are at least two catties of rice.
The main thing is that the other team members have run away, and none of them want to eat this fragrant braised pork.
In order to save the last face, the leader of the cooking squad gave Jackie Chan a large enamel bowl full of them, and gave at least eight people.
In the end, the entire canteen was Jackie Chan alone, and he showed off a ruthless meal comfortably.
When Jackie Chan returned to the dormitory after eating and drinking, he saw Wu Zhe and Tuoyong just gnawing on compressed dry food there, and their faces looked like they had returned to normal.
The remaining team member obviously had no appetite and was concentrating on sorting out the housekeeping there.
Jackie Chan deliberately described how delicious and delicious the braised pork is, but it is too broken, just like the minced meat that was broken by a heavy gun on the road, it is not refreshing to eat.
Wu Zhe and Tuo Yonggang, who had already recovered from nausea and ate dry food under the stimulation of hunger.
Hearing Jackie Chan's words, his face changed drastically again in a second, and under the stimulation of a strong sense of nausea, he ran outside and vomited.
The little bit of dry food that I just ate has watered the earth.
The team member who hadn't eaten also changed his face, and his vomit surged up.
Only Jackie Chan laughed happily!
He remembered himself back then, just in his first year in the special forces, he was taken by the organization to see the scene of the execution, and it was still less than 10 meters close.
In the absence of actual combat exercises, watching the shooting scene is the best training.
After witnessing the execution of the head and the scene where Bai Huahua's brain was sprayed to the ground, he was taken back to the whole team to organize the eating of tofu brain flowers.
And you still have to eat a bowl of brain flowers, and if you dare to spit it out, then add another bowl.
That time, Jackie Chan really vomited badly.
Eating tofu brain flowers, the shooting scene sounded, and I felt that what I was eating was human brains, and the strong body rejection was really uncomfortable.
Basically, they spit out when they take a bite, and the one that spits is called a sloppy, and people are going to vomit and faint.
However, the more you vomit, the more you have to eat.
In the end, the least of the whole team ate more than 10 bowls, and the most ate more than 20 bowls of brain flowers, and their stomachs were propped up like balloons.
That is, after this training, Jackie Chan can be regarded as completely trained.
The desensitization training is exceptionally effective!
Jackie Chan doesn't know what disgusting is from now on!
If it weren't for the intensive training and drills in this life, Jackie Chan would be ready to take the ace of spades commando to feel a torture of human brains and tofu brains.
However, now that there is a border anti-drug operation, it can be regarded as having completed desensitization training.
Jackie Chan believes that after this time, when everyone in the commando team gradually reacts from the sequelae, they will definitely be able to deal with it easily in the face of actual combat next time.
Looking at a corpse is the same as looking at a dead pig, there is no difference.
(End of chapter)