"That, cough cough, second aunt, don't worry about this, go home first, let's go home first."

Jackie Chan really can't bear the blind date, and it's not good to sweep away the kindness of the second aunt, so he can only shirk and deal with it, find a way to delay, and go home first.

Jackie Chan is about to be 24 years old, and in the countryside at the end of the 90s, this age is properly considered a "late marriage", and parents will be anxious.

Fortunately, Jackie Chan has been staying in the army, otherwise he would have been tortured by blind dates for several rounds.

"Poof~"

Hearing that the second aunt opened her mouth to be the object of introduction, and scared the eldest brother who didn't change color when the sky fell, Chengcai really couldn't help laughing.

Xu Sanduo's face was also weird, and in his mind, women were very distant existences.

The second aunt is a professional matchmaker at first glance, and her business skills are so familiar that she can't be more familiar.

Since the last time the county beat gongs and drums to start a family, and sent a bunch of golden plaques glorifying the ancestors, the family has become a celebrity in the entire county.

Jackie Chan and Chengcai, two high-quality brothers, were targeted by the second aunt of a professional matchmaker.

And in advance, relying on the relationship between relatives and relatives, he thoroughly touched the situation of the two brothers, and waited for the two brothers to come back from the army.

Today, I was going to go to the family to "step on the spot", and I happened to meet the two brothers of the family who came back from the army.

This luck made the second aunt feel that it was destined by Grandpa Tian.

She is determined to eat this matchmaker's money!

Originally, the second sister-in-law wanted to get Jackie Chan first and let him agree to go on a blind date with the girl in the next village, but Chengcai's smile attracted her attention.

turned his head and said: "Chengcai, it's not that the second aunt said, you are not too young, you should marry a daughter-in-law and continue your old family."

It's rare for you two brothers to go home, so let's just give the marriage together.

The granddaughter of my cousin's third cousin's sister, who just graduated from high school this year and works in the county, is a talented girl from ten miles and eight towns, and she has broken through the threshold as a matchmaker, how about I take you to see her tomorrow? ”

"This ...... What the hell is going on my head! ”

Originally, I just wanted to eat a melon happily next to me, but I didn't expect it to fall on my head, and Chengcai was blindfolded, staring at his eyes and unable to react.

This time it was Jackie Chan's turn to snicker on the side.

Seeing the second aunt's staring blankly, with an expression of not agreeing and not giving up, Chengcai could only find another way to say: "You can only get married at the age of twenty, but you can't at the age of eighteen, or let's talk about it in two years?" ”

"Okay, it's very good, why can't it."

The second aunt waved her hand and said, "What's wrong with being eighteen?" Let's go home first, give birth to two big fat boys, and then get the certificate.

We are all like this here, the old traditional customs, don't get in the way, your second aunt and I have a big event, you just have to rest assured, as long as the bride price is released, you can't run. ”

Seeing that this trick didn't work, Chengcai gave birth to another trick: "I only have a month of family leave, it's too late." ”

"It's too late, it's too late, as long as you two look at each other, it won't take a month, and I'll help you bring your daughter-in-law into the door in half a month." The second aunt speaks that is called a self-confidence.

"God can't run!! God marries a daughter-in-law in half a month!! ”

The second aunt's unrestrained and bizarre remarks made Jackie Chan scorched on the spot.

As a person who has traveled through the 21st century, Jackie Chan actually does not averse to men and women meeting through blind dates, but it is better to have a process of understanding and understanding, and wait for both parties to understand each other well enough before talking about marriage.

The second aunt didn't talk about any feelings at all, and got home first.

Jackie Chan really can't bear it!

Even if he has a sleek personality and can speak well, at this moment, he is forced to be exhausted, and he is completely speechless, so he can only bury his head and move forward.

I can't say it.

I simply won't talk about it.

The second aunt, who has been preparing for a long time, does not intend to give up easily, and still follows Jackie Chan and the others, tirelessly promoting various sales.

East Village, West Village, Neighboring Village, County, Latte Rice Bowl......

All kinds of girls are thrown out one after another!

The second aunt's main focus is to catch them all, Jackie Chan and Chengcai were caught and tempted, and Xu Sanduo, who was traveling with them, also did not let go.

"Sanduo, don't just listen to it, what kind of girl do you like? You tell your aunt, and your aunt will immediately look for you. The second aunt said proudly.

Although Xu Sanduo looks like a family brother, he is much worse than the brothers.

But the old Xu family has developed well over the years, and the eldest brother followed Xu Baishun to work in the quarry in full swing, and the carload of stones is the money of the carload.

The second child with a large group of brothers is also very prosperous in the county.

A millionaire family in the nineties, even if his son was a snotty fool, had a bunch of girls who wanted to marry him.

Not to mention that Xu Sanduo is not bad at all except that he is a little shorter.

The second aunt thought that if the three of them could be won, the two families were very good, and the matchmaker's money would definitely be indispensable, so she would definitely be able to make a lot of money comfortably, and she said it more energetically.

"Marry me a wife?"

Xu Sanduo has never seen this kind of scene, women are completely strange to him.

His face turned red all of a sudden.

Like a monkey ass!

"Look at your bear-like, aren't you just a woman, why are you so ashamed? If you come back this time to stay for a few more days, my brother will personally find you a good one, there are many women in the textile factory in the county, and they are all very smart. ”

Xu Erhe patted Xu Sanduo, laughed and scolded him for being so thin-skinned, and made up his mind to give him a good practice.

It is not difficult to see from Xu Erhe's tone that this guy has been very popular in the county in recent years, and women are probably not playing less.

It's not a rarity for a long time!

After all, our second comrade's pickling technique is in his bones, even if he looks frustrated, the beauty still sits on his lap.

Not to mention that he's still a millionaire, let alone find some women.

"Erhe, you can't say that, the girls on my aunt's side are all honest girls, who know the roots, and can support the family when they marry back."

The second aunt saw that Erhe was going to bite the gold, and she was afraid that things would be yellow, so she hurriedly increased herself.

even targeted Erhe, patted his chest and said: "Erhe, my aunt knows that you have the ability, and I have found several good friends in the county, I know it, but they are all for your money."

You listen to the advice of your aunt, and your aunt will find you one, so that you can give birth and bring wealth, and giving birth to a son is the same as laying eggs, and giving birth to a litter of cubs for you. ”

“……”

Xu Erhe was also speechless!

Although the customs in the countryside are like this in recent years, we must find a way to have more sons, so that it is easy to do things in the village, and no one dares to bully.

But to describe it like laying eggs, it really poked Xu Erhe's lung tube.

"Giving birth to a son is the same as laying eggs, and a classic quote, awesome."

Jackie Chan sighed in his heart and was convinced.

The second aunt, who is really eloquent, can't do anything, so she can only deal with her constantly, and greet her parents and fellow villagers all the way.

Lower Banyan Village is such a big land, and it is basically related to the family.

It's not an uncle, it's an uncle, it's an aunt.

In the face of Jackie Chan's greetings from the three of them, everyone in the village smiled, which was called a warm and constant compliment.

Chengcai also continued to play his mellowness, took out his cigarettes and handed them out one by one.

Smoking the Huazi specially bought by Chengcai, Jackie Chan is a big celebrity in the county, Cheng Guoqiang is now the village head of the village, and many people in the village work in the mines opened by the Cheng family, and even the name of the village has become a shareholder.

Under the superposition of so many buffs, stammering, flattering, and curious......

More and more people are following!

The small team, which was originally only four people, turned into a long dragon as they walked, and walked along the village road to start a family.

on the quarry.

In the afternoon, the stones that had just been thrown down were divided into several categories and loaded into trucks according to their size and texture.

The kind of large stones weighing dozens of pounds can be sold to make house foundations and berms and the like.

The middle one can be used instead of pebbles to hit concrete or something.

Pebbles can be used to make terrazzo, or instead of sand.

Cheng Guoqiang and Xu Baishun stood on the sidelines, watching the stone crusher roar there, and the small excavator was constantly busy shoveling stones.

Every shovel of stones loaded into the cart represents a pocket of money.

There was a smile on their faces.

The people who work in the mine are also villagers, and most of them are also shares, and the more money they make in the mine, the more money they can share.

When it comes to work, it's called a lot of energy, and no one is cutting corners.

"Old fellow, this little bucket is not enough, and it can't be won. Why don't we pay some more money and get a bigger excavator? Cheng Guoqiang proposed.

"These small ones are hundreds of thousands, how much does the whole big one cost?" Xu Baishun was a little reluctant.

"It's estimated to be hundreds of thousands, but I can't bear the child, how can I get a wolf, the business in this mine is so good, I can make more money by building a big excavator."

Cheng Guoqiang is obviously more far-sighted, and at the same time more ambitious than Xu Baishun.

"This, it's not a small amount, I have to discuss it with my second child and see how ...... him"

"Village chief, village chief."

Suddenly, someone shouted and ran into the mine, interrupting Xu Baishun's words.

"Patriotic, what's the matter, running in such a hurry, be careful not to fall." Cheng Guoqiang shouted.

"Why are you still here, hurry up and go back, your Jackie Chan and Chengcai have returned from the army." The patriotic villagers shouted.

"What?"

This news is too exciting.

Cheng Guoqiang thought he had heard it wrong.

"Your son, your two sons have returned, they have already arrived at the head of the village, and now they are walking home, and they were sent back by Erhe."

"My mother, there are two stinky boys here, and I don't know how to call first when I come back."

Cheng Guoqiang, who wanted to be patriotic just now and don't run too quickly, confirmed that he heard correctly, and suddenly his face turned red with excitement, and he ran away.

Ran to the exit of the mine and got on his motorcycle, kicked the accelerator and couldn't wait to go.

"You old thing, slow down."

Xu Baishun said sourly: "Isn't it that your son came back from the army, look at your anxious strength, it's the same as never seeing your son." ”

"Baishun, why are you still standing there, why don't you go back with the village chief?" Patriotic after asking.

"It's his son who came back, what am I going to do when I go back?" Xu Baishun wondered.

"Your son Xu Sanduo is also back, and he came back with the two brothers of the Cheng family, are you sure you won't go back?" Aiguo said with a smile.

"What? Is my third child back? Ouch~"

Xu Baishun, who was very calm in the last second, suddenly slapped his thigh this second, chased forward with his legs, and shouted while chasing: "Old thing, old thing, you wait for me, give me a ride." ”

"Hahaha."

Aiguo saw Xu Baishun's embarrassment, held his knees and laughed.

……

When Cheng Guoqiang came back in a hurry, his home was already crowded with relatives and friends.

Cheng's mother was pulling her two sons, chattering with tears in her eyes: "My son, it's been four years, it's been almost four years, you two have finally returned."

Jackie Chan, you are taller and stronger than when you left, it seems that the life of the army is very good, and you can rest assured.

You are much darker than before, and you have suffered a lot in the army.

Isn't it going to come back this time, Mom really wants you to stay, marry a daughter-in-law and start a family, and our family will be together.

Your second aunt cares about you, and has been running around for your two brothers, and there are a few sisters-in-law......"

"Second aunt again, it's over, it's over."

Jackie Chan complained bitterly in his heart, and he had a premonition that something was wrong, and his mother's words were very bad.

Fortunately, at this time, Cheng Guoqiang finally came back, and the crowd blocking outside made a way for Cheng Guoqiang to squeeze in and enter the house.

"Good, good, very spirited, the past few years of going to the army have not been in vain."

Fathers and mothers are completely different, and the way of speaking and expressing is completely different.

Seeing the rank on Jackie Chan's shoulders, as a veteran of the army, Cheng Guoqiang was even more overjoyed, and asked in surprise: "My eldest son, have you become an official?" Are you really an officer in the army? What level is that? ”

Cheng Guoqiang knows a little about the army, but he doesn't know it very well, and asked in surprise while touching Jackie Chan's rank.

It's as careful as touching a baby!

"Dad, this is the rank of captain, and in the army, he is the deputy battalion of the main company, if you want to take up the post, you can at least be a company commander." Jackie Chan said proudly.

This pride is mainly for Cheng Guoqiang to see, so that he can be proud of his son's achievements.

"Haha, company commander? My son is a company commander? That's great, we're finally getting married, have you all heard? My son is a company commander, and he can manage more than 100 people in the army. ”

The dream of becoming an official came true, and Cheng Guoqiang was so excited, like a child, he kept showing off to onlookers.

The onlookers all know how to behave, and the happy events of the old village chief's family must be topped.

All kinds of sycophants, endlessly.

Cheng Guoqiang's eyebrows flew when he heard this, and he announced in public that he would hold a banquet at home tomorrow and invite the whole village to come over for a drink to celebrate.

No one has to pay for it, just have a good time.

Celebrate the glory of the old family.

You can eat a big meal without having to pay for it, and the onlookers are all happy, expressing their gratitude and offering to help.

Now......

The old family is more lively!

On the first day of returning, they basically didn't move, and Jackie Chan and Cheng Cai became a question-and-answer machine that could breathe, facing all kinds of questions from relatives and neighbors.

This is the most basic process after returning to the rural hometown after going out for many years to become famous.

Jackie Chan and Chengcai are both confidential units, so they can only answer what they can answer, and find ways to fool them if they can't.

After all, they are all from the same village, and they are even the elders of the family, and there is no way to refuse as a junior.

The second day after I came back was even more lively.

Cheng Guoqiang set up a banquet at home for a day, dragged a whole cart of ingredients back in the county town, found the best cook in Shili and Eight Villages to come over to take charge of the pot, and invited the whole village to come over and join in the fun.

There are more people in the family, and the two protagonists, Jackie Chan and Chengcai, have also been pushed to a higher point.

Seven aunts, eight aunts, and nine uncles......

This one came and that one left, endlessly.

Even Jackie Chan's macho man with such strong physical strength was exhausted under this round of bombardment, and he had no passion to go home at all.

Cheng Guoqiang, who is a father, is very happy.

His two sons are so promising, which makes him feel more face-saving, and he is proud at the banquet, and he walks with his waist straight.

Jackie Chan thought that after today's banquet, he should be able to calm down tomorrow.

When the time comes, I will call Xu Sanduo with Chengcai, go around the village and the city to take a look, relive the feelings of the year, and experience the changes in my hometown.

Outcome......

Jackie Chan thinks too simply!

After this celebratory banquet the next day, the news of Jackie Chan and Cheng Cai's return quickly spread throughout the nearby towns through word of mouth among the guests.

Jackie Chan has been a prodigy in the county since he was a child, and he was even more famous in the province during the college entrance examination.

That's loud enough!

Now Cheng Guoqiang and Xu Baishun's quarry has an annual income of dozens of W, becoming a famous 10,000 yuan rich in ten miles and eight townships.

In addition, Jackie Chan is now an officer, and he will definitely have an iron job in the county after retiring from the army.

Someone! Rich! Right!

No matter what era it is placed in, these three things are undoubtedly hard currency, especially in the rural blind date market, any one of them is a king bomb.

However.

Jackie Chan took all three of these things!

It's terrible now, and the scene is out of control.

The matchmakers and matchmakers in the nearby ten miles and eight towns, like drunkards who smelled the fragrance of wine, flocked to the old family in Xia Rongshu Village.

Mainly for Jackie Chan.

The second is to come for success.

In the past, I often heard that whose girl was handsome enough, and he would describe that the threshold of his family would be trampled on.

Now this sentence is perfect for the old family, but it is just the opposite, it is a high-quality woman from ten miles and eight towns, and she has to step on the threshold of the old family.

It is related to the lifelong event of their son, and both the father and the mother are very happy.

As long as there is a matchmaker, they are all warmly welcomed.

Then he asked Jackie Chan and Chengcai to meet with the matchmaker and the woman.

Jackie Chan and Cheng Cai came back from family leave this time, mainly to see their old friends and parents, and then relax their mood and body.

It's not like taking a month's home leave, but coming to a blind date every day and night.

Naturally, the two of them didn't agree to go on a blind date.

However, Jackie Chan and Chengcai are reluctant to go out on a blind date, which is not a matter at all for matchmakers, and they can easily find a way to resolve it.

Since the man is reluctant to go out to see the woman, then invite the woman to the man's house.

For high-quality men like Jackie Chan and Chengcai, and even a rare diamond man in the county, the arrogant peacock will also lower his head.

And so.

The matchmakers with the girls came one after another, and they appeared in the old family in an endless stream.

The women have already arrived at home, and the two brothers have no way to hide now, so they can only bite the bullet and reluctantly accept a blind date once and again.

Although there are many girls in it who are good, they are indeed worthy of the two words of the matchmaker.

But whether it is Jackie Chan or Chengcai, they are now in the period of rapid development of their careers, and they have no time to fall in love.

It is even more impossible to complete life events at home in just one month of family leave.

And.

Jackie Chan is an officer and it is also very troublesome to get married, and he also needs to report to the army, and all kinds of miscellaneous things affect his career development very much.

But if you stay at home all the time, there will still be a steady stream of matchmakers.

Such days lasted for half a month.

Jackie Chan and Chengcai are really unbearable, and they feel that if they continue like this, they will go crazy, so they have to make a decision after secretly discussing it.

Before the official action, Jackie Chan and Cheng Cai found Xu Sanduo.

Using the skills of special forces, the three brothers sneaked out of their house at night and met in the woods where they used to play when they were children.

At this time, Xu Sanduo was also in a bad situation.

Xu Baishun didn't want Xu Sanduo to return to the army, he had to stay and help the family, and then marry a wife and have a baby as soon as possible.

In the past few days, he has been shopping everywhere, helping Xu Sanduo find a matchmaker to be a matchmaker and find a matchmaker.

Jackie Chan told Xu Sanduo about the plan he and Cheng Cai had come up with, and asked him if he wanted to follow along and run back to the army in advance.

Xu Sanduo was still scared at first.

Xu Sanduo has always been afraid of his father.

But after all kinds of brainwashing by Jackie Chan and Chengcai, he realized that he has now become a pillar of the country and can make decisions about his own affairs.

In the end, he gritted his teeth and was ruthless, and agreed to return to the army early with Jackie Chan and them.

The three of them reached a consensus, decided on a plan of action, and then returned home, and spent the night normally, until the early morning of the next day.

It's not dawn yet.

Jackie Chan, Chengcai and Xu Sanduo, who were like thieves, all left a letter and put it on the bed for their parents, and then sneaked out of the house.

Ran from the village to the town by running, and then hitchhiked to the train station non-stop.

I bought a ticket for the nearest train and left my hometown without saying goodbye.

When they finally sat on the train smoothly, Jackie Chan, Chengcai and Xu Sanduo looked at each other, and instantly felt relaxed all over their bodies.

Thinking that they, as special forces of Brigade A, were forced to escape from their homes today by a blind date.

I thought it was too funny, and I couldn't help but laugh.

And just when the three of them got on the train, Lao Chengjia and Lao Xu's family welcomed guests, and the matchmaker's wife started a new round of matchmaking.

Cheng's mother went upstairs as usual again, and wanted to call Jackie Chan and Chengcai down on a blind date.

Only then did I find that the bed was already empty!

Xu Baishun on the other side was so angry that he scolded his turtle son, and after reading the letter left by Xu Sanduo, he stood there in a daze, and sighed after a long time.

muttered to himself: "The turtle son has grown up, his wings are stiff, he can't control it, he can't control it." ”

……

PS：

It's still in the fourth month ticket, and it's being added every day, brothers, it's really amazing, thank you!!

This is the end of the journey home.

Next.

Jackie Chan, who was tortured by a blind date, it's time to find a place to vent fiercely.

(End of chapter)