Shi Dafan is the best at playing pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and he has an innate talent.

Relying on the not-so-smart facial features, coupled with a silly smile, he makes himself look mentally retarded, so as to achieve the purpose of reducing the vigilance of the other party.

No one in the world is afraid of a fool, and pretending to be a fool is Shi Dafan's strongest weapon.

The sea wolf and the tree wolf in front of them were tricked, thinking that Shi Dafan was a tease with little ability, but he was killed in the gutter and capsized.

Jackie Chan knows Shi Dafan well, and it is impossible for Shi Dafan to deceive him.

But.

Jackie Chan didn't want to see through it.

Because he knows that Shi Dafan is not only good at acting, but also an agile "hero", flexible like a loach, the distance between the two sides is five steps, and it is not easy to catch him.

Jackie Chan must find a way to pull within two steps to have a chance to catch him.

In order to prevent scaring this little loach away and tricking him over, Jackie Chan could only use Murong Fu's trick - to use his own skills and return his body.

"The hygienist is still coming to join the special forces? Are you here to be funny? Come and follow me. ”

Jackie Chan also came to play stupid, pretending to be confused.

pretended that he had fallen for the trick of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, which in turn lowered Shi Dafan's vigilance, making him think that the plan had succeeded and took the initiative to send it to the door to prevent him from slipping away when he saw that things were not good.

"Chief, are you not handcuffed?"

Shi Dafan's eyes rolled slightly, but he said naïve words, and took the initiative to remind him to wear handcuffs.

"I'm an instructor of the Wolf Tooth Special Brigade, are you still afraid that your little hygienist will run away? Joke, I'll let you have no pressure on your hands. ”

Jackie Chan is also doing his own appearance, disguising himself as an arrogant stupid big man.

and Shi Dafan's skills, just the opposite.

"Yes, yes, chief, you are the most powerful, where do I dare to jump in your hands."

"Stop talking nonsense, come over here and come with me."

Jackie Chan urged impatiently, and arrogantly simply turned around and walked in front first.

"Hey, hey."

Shi Dafan saw that Jackie Chan was so crazy, he was a standard pretending to be stupid, and he suddenly had a bottom in his heart, and he walked forward and said: "Okay, I'm here, chief, you are really good to me." ”

"Alright, don't be a sycophant, keep up."

Jackie Chan continued to leak flaws when he spoke, and raised his hand with his back to swing.

Shi Dafan was waiting for this opportunity, and at this time, the distance was less than three steps, and he threw away his backpack and the medicine box with a shake of his hand.

There was an extra thick bandage in his hand.

The two arrows flew up, the thick bandages were hung and tied to Jackie Chan's wrist, and the right foot was kicked sideways, kicking Jackie Chan's hind foot socket, kicking Jackie Chan to kneel on one knee, and the bandage went around Jackie Chan's foot and neck a few times.

Then buckle the acupuncture point of Jackie Chan's left hand and pull it vigorously with a bandage around a few times.

Sneer~

The posterior bandage is all retracted inward.

Under the action of the special live buckle pulley, he forcibly pulled Jackie Chan's two hands and one foot to the middle and fixed it in the position of his back.

Let Jackie Chan's two hands and one foot be tied behind him, and his body can't move all of a sudden.

"Hey, hey."

Shi Dafan successfully controlled Jackie Chan with a set of silky combos, walked around to Jackie Chan from behind, and said with a smug smile: "Chief, offended, it's not too much for the hygienist to bring a few rolls of bandages." ”

Shi Dafan used a thick bandage of good quality, which can lift the weight of hundreds of catties, which is more than enough to tie up a person.

That's why he was so confident, he didn't rush to run away immediately, and even showed off in front of Jackie Chan.

"Yes, the technique of tying people is very skilled, and he is worthy of being a hygienist from a family of Chinese medicine and martial arts, which is different from ordinary hygienists." Jackie Chan smiled calmly.

"Huh?"

Shi Dafan frowned, Jackie Chan's reaction was not what he imagined.

After the sea wolf was controlled by him, he was furious because he found out that Zhongji was angry, and he was angry and loudly threatened and scolded, which is what Shi Dafan wanted to see.

In addition, Jackie Chan told his background like a treasure, and did his homework in advance as soon as he saw it.

It made him feel as if something was wrong!

But after a while, my brain turned around a few times, and I couldn't think of anything wrong.

Fortunately, he didn't have to think about it.

Because......

He Shi Dafan has finished fighting, and now it's Jackie Chan's turn!

"It's a pity, it's not just that you can act, it's not just that you can pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, there is another trick in the world, it's called old, tiger, pretend, pig ......"

Jackie Chan finished the last four words word by word, and the muscles all over his body swelled up at a speed that you can see with the naked eye.

Shi Dafan felt wrong and wanted to run.

It's a pity it's too late!

"Bang~"

It only took a second.

Jackie Chan relied on his inhuman violence to forcibly break all the bandages tied to his body, and the explosive bandages splashed all over the sky.

A bandage that can withstand a weight of several hundred pounds is as weak as a paper paste.

"I'm going to ~ be so perverted."

Shi Dafan's eyes were so frightened by this scene that he wanted to turn around and walk away when he realized that something was wrong.

However, Shi Dafan can slip away five steps away, and no one can escape from Jackie Chan's hands within three steps, even if it is a cunning loach, Jackie Chan can use his mad force to pinch him to death in his hands.

Jackie Chan deadlifted the bandaged hands and stretched them out like tiger claws.

More than two meters long arms, basin-sized palms.

"Smack~"

A crisp slap sound.

Jackie Chan only used a slap and slapped Shi Dafan's ass cushion hard, and Shi Dafan jumped out with a snort.

A dog fell to the ground in an embarrassed posture of gnawing to death, grinning in pain and groping his ass frantically.

Jackie Chan's slap has at least 600 catties of strength.

This slap on the ass......

You can imagine it without taking off your pants.

After being slapped by Jackie Chan, who knocked everyone away, how bad Shi Dafan's ass is now, the red slap marks must be forming rapidly.

And Shi Dafan couldn't escape at all.

He was killed by Jackie Chan in seconds, and he couldn't move at all while lying on the ground.

"My 300-pound body, it's not an exaggeration to have a lot of strength."

Jackie Chan ripped off the remaining bandages on his hands and walked in front of Shi Dafan, looking at him condescendingly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"It's not an exaggeration, but it's not an exaggeration, and I ask the chief's subordinates to spare their lives, I can't beat it anymore, and no matter how much I spank it, it will become four petals."

Shi Dafan thought that Jackie Chan was going to beat him, so he was so frightened that he covered his ass and begged for mercy again and again.

It hurts, it hurts.

But I have to beg for mercy first.

"Hahaha."

Jackie Chan saw Shi Dafan's funny action, and held his buttocks tightly for fear of being violated, so he didn't continue to do anything to the rookie.

In order to prevent him from playing any more tricks, he grabbed him by the waistband of his trousers and lifted it, and strode out.

"Chief, where are you taking me, I was wrong, I admit defeat, I shouldn't have played a big knife in front of Guan Gong, and spared my life."

Shi Dafan was really scared, and begged for mercy with tears and snot.

The hot swelling and pain on his ass made him deeply aware that Jackie Chan's slap on his body was not just a physical attack.

TMD also comes with its own magic attack, and it's a fire attribute that burns hotly and painfully.

Shi Dafan really couldn't bear it, and he couldn't do it without begging for mercy.

Jackie Chan ignored Ti Shi Dafan's pleas for mercy, carried him back to the wild wolf, and threw it to the other lone wolves, so that they could take the people to the concentration area.

Xiang Wolf asked: "I caught a little loach, this guy is quite a thief, knocked over the sea wolf and the tree wolf, and has a few small brushes in his hand, how is the situation on your side, have you caught all the people now?" ”

"Both the sea wolf and the tree wolf missed?"

The wild wolf put down the telescope that he was looking at, and glanced at Shi Dafan next to him in surprise, holding his ass and sighing, and looked at Jackie Chan again.

A smile flashed in his eyes.

Spanking is the punishment of parents for beating their children, but I didn't expect Jackie Chan to use it on rookies.

It's quite childlike!

Then he continued to look at it with a telescope and said: "Most of them have been caught, only the last few are left, a little clever boy, just in front, do you want to play?" ”

"Okay, let's go."

Jackie Chan strode into the back seat, and the warrior military vehicle sank violently in a squeak.

Jackie Chan likes the stinger!

"Gray wolf, get in the car and catch that kid."

The wild wolf also crossed the passenger seat, beckoned the motor next to him to get in the car and drive, and then beckoned to the white wolf, and when the white wolf came over, he asked, "Did you bring live ammunition?" ”

"Brought it." The white wolf replied.

"Put it on." The wolf said crisply.

"Yes."

The white wolf began to change the magazine.

"Catch that kid with live ammunition too??" The motor asked worriedly when he got into the car.

"How can you hunt without live ammunition, and how can you let the giant wolf play alone."

The wild wolf turned his head as he spoke, looked at Jackie Chan who was sitting behind him and said, "Giant wolf, let's talk about it first, this prey is mine." ”

Jackie Chan played with live ammunition with a machine gun, and just now he went out to catch a rookie in person, and the wild wolf is now itching his hands unbearably.

"Okay."

Jackie Chan agreed, but as soon as he spoke, he said: "But if you can't do it, then the time will come...... Don't blame me for snatching it. ”

"Alright." The white wolf handed over the gun.

"Don't worry, you don't have a chance."

The wild wolf took the white wolf's sniper rifle, held a grass stalk in his mouth, and confidently ordered: "Go on, chase my prey." ”

Mada took one last look at the sniper rifle and frowned but said nothing more.

"Coax~"

Twist the car key.

Launched the warrior army vehicle and chased after Zhuang Yan.

Zhuang Yan had already run out of the woods at this time, threw away his backpack and became light, so that Zhuang Yan, who was already good at running, ran recklessly on the grassland.

However, how could two legs run over four wheels, and the warrior army chariot quickly caught up.

Zhuang Yan, who found that the military vehicle had caught up, ran faster and happier than before.

"Hades catches the little ghost, don't regret it, little ghost."

When the chase was less than thirty meters, the wild wolf got up from his seat, leaned on the guard bar between the driver's seat and the back seat, and aimed the gun at Zhuang Yan in front.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The crisp body of the gun shot one after another, shooting in the direction of Zhuang Yan.

The wild wolf is worthy of being the captain and team leader of the lone wolf, and the accurate point shooting technique is very accurate, even if he moves on a moving car, he can also point where to fight.

Zhuang Yan could clearly feel that the bullet hit him behind his heel.

The splashes of dirt and small rubble even hit his hind legs, which made him panic and at the same time, nameless fires also sprung up.

"I used to sweep with a machine gun when I got out of the car, and now I use a sniper rifle to stare at it, I really treat Lao Tzu as meat on the chopping board, whatever you want?"

Zhuang Yan was afraid of bullets to build his legs, so he could only run forward desperately.

But the more he ran, the more angry he became.

Boom!

The wild wolf had just played with five bullets, stopped and threatened: "Run, you want to win the lottery, you will break your leg if you run slowly, don't blame me." ”

"Wild wolf, it's almost enough, just scare the rookie, be careful that he collapses." The motor reminded.

"Mada is really a good squad leader, considerate and careful about the situation of the soldiers, and the wolf is just right to match, although Ci is not in charge of the army, but the two of them have a black face and a white face, not to mention that they are quite matched."

Jackie Chan looked at the two people in the cab, and he was actually quite envious in his heart, the wild wolf could have a deputy like a motor.

The motor is really worried that something will happen, the gun has no eyes after all, and he values Zhuang Yan very much, and he thinks that Zhuang Yan is a good seedling in his heart.

If you hurt your leg during training, it would be a pity to say goodbye to the special forces.

However, the wild wolf's thoughts are actually the same as Jackie Chan's, Zhuang Yan is a good special soldier seedling, but he also has a lot of problems.

If he can't get rid of his faults, he can't become a qualified special forces.

And to get rid of his problems.

It's like if you want to feel the beauty of a rose, you have to be ruthless with the rose, remove the thorns from the rose, and make it a perfect flower.

Therefore.

The wild wolf did not relent, but continued to shoot Zhuang Yan.

It is to cause Zhuang Yan to collapse.

Only let him burst out emotionally and reveal his flaws, and then clean up fiercely, let him know that there is a sky outside the sky, and his ability to be complacent is a joke.

Zhuang Yan was able to recognize himself and be a new person in the heavy blows, and finally break through to become an excellent special soldier.

"Bang bang bang."

When the wild wolf fired the fourth shot, Zhuang Yan's emotions couldn't hold back.

Zhuang Yan, who has been smooth sailing since he entered the army, has been crazy in the night and no one can suppress him, when has he ever suffered this kind of.

He was a childish man.

Just don't run away!

Forgetting his life, he had to be there if he lost his gun, this soldier's oath of honor, and threw the gun on the ground casually.

Furious, he turned around, gritted his teeth, took out the ninety-five bayonet pinned to the bag, and frantically rushed towards the pursuing warrior military vehicle.

"Snort~"

The motor was afraid of hitting Zhuang Yan, so he braked sharply and stopped the car steadily.

Zhuang Yan, who was so angry that he lost his mind, shouted "ahh

A big stride stepped on the hood, grabbed the upper edge of the windshield with his left hand, and held the saber with an ice pick in his right hand, and stabbed the co-pilot wolf from top to bottom.

For those who are experienced in martial arts.

People who lose their minds just look fierce, but in fact they are not very threatening.

The wild wolf is an experienced person, Zhuang Yan's little rookie's angry blow, he easily blocked with his left hand, and twisted Zhuang Yan's arm with his backhand.

With a single force, he turned over and threw him from the hood of the car to the middle of the rear seat.

"You're crazy, it's training."

The motor glared at Zhuang Yan, who was emotionally out of control, how to be a special soldier with such a poor mentality, trying to make Zhuang Yan sober up by reminding him.

It's a pity that the current Zhuang Yan hasn't woken up yet, and Xu Sanduo, who hasn't woken up, has a urine sex with Chengcai.

The self-consciousness is too strong, the competitiveness is too strong, the can't bear a little hardship, the mentality will explode at a moment, and so on Zhuang Yan with a bunch of problems on his body.

Completely ignoring the kind reminder of the motor, he scolded hysterically: "Do you have such training, you dare to shoot, you don't want me to live, then I will let you all die, I will kill you." ”

After speaking.

Zhuang Yan grabbed the knife in his hand and got up, and continued to swing the knife to slash at the wild wolf, without any spare strength, which showed that he was really motivated to kill.

The wolf lost patience with such solemnity, and his men showed no mercy.

The reflexive butt was pestleed.

"Knock~"

The angle was very accurate, and the pestle hit the solemn face, beating him so hard that he couldn't stand on his feet and fell back on the back seat.

It hurt to hit the butt on the head, and the motor couldn't bear to frown.

But I have to say.

Zhuang Yan's head was really iron, and the butt of the wild wolf was pestled on his face, and he didn't faint with the pestle.

Zhuang Yan wiped his nose and found that it was bleeding, not only did he not repent, but he became even more angry.

It happened that in the clouds and fog, he found a person sitting next to him, and when he saw it, it was the big guy who had hit him with a machine gun before, and now he was sitting there with a smile on his face.

Zhuang Yan thought that Jackie Chan was watching his jokes, and new hatred and old hatred came to his brain together.

Coax it.

Exploded!

", you're laughing, I'm going to kill you."

Zhuang Yan, who was in extreme emotion, completely ignored the gap between him and Jackie Chan, and stabbed Jackie Chan in the chest with a reflexive knife.

I tried my best, and it was a real death.

If this is pierced by him, Jackie Chan will definitely have a big hole in his chest, and the blade will sink into his chest, and he will definitely die.

Knowing that this was a selection training, he was frightened by the instructor with a gun, so he dragged his knife and moved to kill with murderous intent.

This proves that Zhuang Yan has a lot of potential, and he doesn't have to worry about being cowardly in actual combat, and it also completely exposes how serious Zhuang Yan's hidden problems are.

"If you don't make iron, you can't make a tool, and if you don't build a tree, you can't build a tree, you have to repair him well."

Jackie Chan reached out to block the counter-grab, easily grabbed Zhuang Yan's wrist, grabbed his throat with the other hand, and got up from the car with a bang.

took out the perverted strength of the overlord and lifted Zhuang Yan into the air with one hand.

Zhuang Yan, whose throat was choked and lifted, was as if he had been hung by a rope around his neck.

There was no way to breathe, the pain in the neck was incomparable, and the brain was dizzy because the blood vessels on both sides were strangled and there was no blood supply.

Under the survival instinct, he wanted to break free, but his strength was in front of Jackie Chan.

It's as fragile as an ant.

In addition to the hissing sound in his throat, his legs could struggle weakly a few times, the hand holding the knife was pinched so hard that he couldn't move at all, and the remaining hand was picking at his neck, which didn't work at all.

Zhuang Yan could only let his face flush and bruise, the world in front of him became more and more blurry and dark, and the lack of oxygen and suffocation made him feel like he was dying.

"Giant wolf, enough, enough, let him down."

The motor saw that the solemnity was about to suffocate to death, and he was so anxious that he persuaded him next to him.

But no matter how anxious he was, he didn't do anything.

Because he knows better than anyone how perverted Jackie Chan's hand-to-hand combat effectiveness is, let alone him, adding a wild wolf is also in vain.

Without the use of a gun, he could not live more than ten seconds in Jackie Chan's hands.

Lift a strong man of more than 1.8 meters with one hand......

Under the perverted power of Jackie Chan, the muscles like hills, the motor is self-aware, and his unarmed attacks may not be able to break Jackie Chan's defense.

The gap between the two sides is too big!

Seeing that Jackie Chan didn't listen to him at all, he still held Zhuang Yan in the air with one hand, and his solemn struggling feet were getting weaker and weaker.

The motor could only find someone to ask for help and said: "Wild wolf, you hurry up and talk about it, don't make trouble, this kid is just impulsive and emotionally broken, he doesn't really want to kill, it's enough to teach a lesson." ”

"A crooked tree can only become firewood if it doesn't suffer a little."

The wild wolf shook his head and stood on Jackie Chan's side.

Let Jackie Chan hold Zhuang Yan with one hand like this, until Zhuang Yan's legs can't be kicked, his face has been suffocated into the color of pig liver, and his eyes are bulging.

Just when he was about to die with his last breath, he looked at Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan seemed to have a heart, and as if he was just waiting for this moment, he threw Zhuang Yan on the chair with a backhand like throwing rotten meat.

"Ahem, ahem...... Gott~"

Feeling that he was about to die, Zhuang Yan, who had already seen the door in the sky, suddenly breathed air again, and attacked violently under the desire to survive.

I sucked too quickly and choked, and I was lying there and coughing uncomfortably, and even coughed and vomited.

The wild wolf looked at Zhuang Yan so calmly, pitifully curled up on the floor of the car in pain, and couldn't return to the sun for at least ten minutes.

Calmly turned around again, sat on the chair and pressed the headset and called: "The wild wolf calls the coyote, you have caught a few rookies over there, over." ”

(End of chapter)