Chapter 1: Encounter down the mountain

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"Stinky boy, I can only bear ten centimeters, pull it out, that thing is too long."

"Master, I've only been in for a third of the way, you're too bad."

Nameless Mountain, Su Hao looked at the woman on the bed who was sweating and constantly begging for mercy, and had no choice but to take off the silver needle.

The faint body fragrance came to the face, carrying a warm breath, echoing under the woman's beautiful body and Miaoman's body, which was very tempting.

"Little bastard, you think you're farming, just plug in, right? What if the plug breaks? ”

The master mother glared at Su Hao with disgust, stroked her hair, and fine sweat slid down her neck all the way to a place where Su Hao couldn't see.

"Master Niang's practice of the "Jade Girl's Heart Sutra", water and fire will not invade, no matter how much I insert it, I can't break it!"

"Then how did you get the silver needle in so easily?" The master mother was surprised.

"There is a loophole in the "Jade Maiden's Heart Sutra", as long as I don't treat the master as a jade girl, this "Jade Maiden's Heart Sutra" will be self-defeating."

Master: "??? ”

"Su Hao, I remember that Wangcai was humiliated and committed suicide by jumping into the mountain last week because he mistakenly entered the female cat's nest, why did he come back to life today?"

A cold and glamorous beauty paced over, and the black silk under her high heels showed her snow-white legs to the fullest.

Su Hao explained: "Second Master, as soon as Wangcai left, those female cats cried wolves every day, annoying me to death, so I dug Wangcai out of the grave and resurrected it with nine spirits and nine thorns. ”

"It's strange, what I taught you is obviously nine spirits and six thorns!"

Su Hao said harmlessly: "I was idle and bored, so I added three more thorns and fought for nine times in one night." ”

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The second master was so shocked by Su Hao's anti-heaven behavior that she was speechless, and it took a long time before she said: "Su Hao, you are invincible in medicine and martial arts, it's time to go down the mountain to give birth to a baby and strengthen the master." ”

"Don't, I haven't fully comprehended the 'infertility injection' of the second master, and I am not invincible." Su Hao shook his head.

"What's more, the master's 'upside-down thirty-six style' is a wonderful trick of my jockey's ingenuity, how can I go down the mountain without learning?"

The master's face flushed, and she handed Su Hao a bag from the house, and said angrily: "What I know, the senior sisters will too, after going down the mountain, find them to practice slowly, if you are worried about losing face in front of them, go to Jinling to find your fiancΓ©e to practice first." ”

"The other party is the granddaughter of your master's friend, just take the marriage book to meet someone, and the appearance is definitely to your liking."

Su Hao was moved: "Master Mother, your kindness cannot be repaid, when I succeed in learning, I will definitely come back to take revenge...... Oh no, repay you and the second master! ”

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The master kicked Su Hao down the mountain, angry and funny.

"Su Hao grew up in the Nameless Mountain since he was a child, and he was taught by us to be a master of squirting, and I don't know if he can adapt to it after going down the mountain." The second master was a little sad.

"Don't be deceived by his appearance, this kid is very calm inside, and he has created a lot of forces during the years of overseas missions." The master lady looked at the sky, her eyes shining.

"This time I went down the mountain, mainly because he wanted to find his own life, avenge his family, break through the shackles in his heart, and reach a higher realm."

While the two women were talking, Su Hao had already come to the foot of the mountain, planning to go to the restaurant next to him to eat and drink before going on the road.

While waiting for the food, he was idle and bored, opened the marriage book in the bag, and opened it to take a look.

[My ancient three links because of the scourge of my best friend and mother, committed a heinous crime, it is difficult to return in this life, especially to the apprentice Su Hao's happy life in the second half of his life as compensation, and the Xue family's daughter became a husband and wife, came to the door, and did his best for the Xue family. 】

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After Su Hao greeted the eighteenth generation of his master's ancestors, he resolutely repented.

Whoever loves this is going to go back to the mountain to continue to live a life without shame and irritability with the two masters.

When the boss saw Su Hao getting up to leave, he frowned and said, "Sir, you haven't paid yet." ”

"The food hasn't been served yet, and I haven't eaten it, what money do you want?"

"The dish is already cooking."

The boss said with a straight face: "It's like a young lady taking off her clothes, you touch them, don't you have to pay if you don't go up?" ”

Su Hao: "......"

He made so much sense that I was speechless.

"Swipe your card."

Su Hao handed over a gold card, and the boss took it with a smile.

"Insufficient balance!"

Su Hao frowned, and changed a card, but the balance was still insufficient.

[Su Hao, the money in your card, just me and the second master have taken care of your labor expenses in the past few years, we are now on the plane and going to recover Wanwan, if you don't want to starve to death, go to your fiancΓ©e~]

Looking at the message that suddenly popped up on his phone, Su Hao's face turned green.

"In the past few years, I have obviously spent money to raise you, are you good!"

"Sure enough, only women and villains are difficult to raise!"

Su Hao scolded in his mouth, but the boss's expression intensified.

"What do you mean, you don't have the money to pay, and you plan to eat the overlord meal?"

Su Hao looked at the proprietress who was holding a kitchen knife next to her, more than two hundred pounds, and couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

"Boss, I have medical skills, why don't I treat you for a death sickness and give you a good pregnancy?"

"You're just dypospermia, my son is three years old."

The boss said fiercely: "When my son was born, the old man next door was in tears, and he gave me a lot of money to help me open a homestay!" ”

"Your son must look very similar to Lao Wang."

The boss was surprised: "How do you know?" ”

"The hat on your head told him."

"I don't have a hat!"

The boss touched his head, confused.

"Wait, you're diverting my attention and trying to run away, right? Hurry up and give the money, or I'll call the police! ”

Su Hao felt suffocated by the boss's IQ, and just wanted to say something, a beautiful woman handed over a hundred yuan.

"I'll pay for him, don't embarrass him."

Su Hao was stunned, took a closer look, and found that this beauty had soft facial features, a dignified appearance, and a well-tailored little dress, which outlined her graceful figure to the fullest.

Seeing that Xue Rou left after giving the money, doing good deeds without leaving a name, Su Hao stepped forward to stop her.

"Thank you for helping me out, I don't like to owe favors, let me help you solve the killer later."

"Killer?"

Xue Rou heard it in a fog, and didn't know why.

"What are you talking about?"

Before Su Hao could answer, three white cars galloped over and stopped at the door.

As the car door opened, a group of strong men in tunics walked down one after another, fierce and vicious.

The customers were the first to hide far away, for fear of being affected.

The leading one-eyed dragon came to Xue Rou with a cold voice: "You are Xue Rou, right?" ”

"You...... Who are you? Xue Rou was a little frightened, and secretly put her hand into her pocket, wanting to ask for help.

This detail naturally can't escape the eyes of the cyclops.

He subconsciously grabbed Xue Rou's arm and stuffed the person into the car.

"Help!"

Xue Rou shouted for help, but none of the customers responded.

The boss and the proprietress pretended not to see it, counting the stars by themselves.

"Smack."

Suddenly, a hand rests on the shoulders of the cyclops.

"What's the matter with you?"

The one-eyed dragon turned his head to look at Su Hao, frowning.

"It's nothing, I just want to ask you to stay away from my gold master."

Before the one-eyed dragon could figure out Su Hao's words, Su Hao suddenly punched him with a lightning bolt, knocking him five meters away......

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