Chapter 263: The First of the Three Realms

"Yes, yes!" Niu Xian's nephew said with a heartfelt heart. As the saying goes, Lao Tzu is a hero, I want to be a hero in the Three Realms back then, and now he has the same heroic son, who has been passed down from generation to generation, and his good life makes a certain family envious!"

The Bull Demon King took the demons out of Niutouling, and rushed towards Zixiao Palace, and when he was halfway there, he ran into Yang Ting, the Left Heavenly Ghost Emperor of the Underworld, with 100,000 evil ghosts, and at this moment, it was Yang Ting, the Left Heavenly Ghost Emperor, who spoke.

He is no stranger to the Zuo Tian Ghost Emperor Yang Ting Niu Demon King, Liu Shang once explained that the Zuo Tian Ghost Emperor is the only one in the Three Realms Niu Tou Ling who can believe in the strength of the Seven Points, and is even more reliable than Mao Erpo, who is also a demon clan. When the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess got married, the Zuotian Ghost Emperor also came to Niutouling in person to cheer. In addition, when the Dingtian King was alive, he also had a relationship with this Zuotian Ghost Emperor, so the Bull Demon King was no stranger.

"The Bull Demon King has seen His Majesty the Ghost Emperor, I don't know what His Majesty is leading the army to come today?"

The Zuotian Ghost Emperor laughed loudly, waved his sleeves, and pointed to the 100,000 evil ghost rakshasas behind him and said: "A certain family is close friends with your teacher Liu Shang and father Dingtian King, and Brother Liu single-handedly killed Zixiao Palace a few years ago, except for Gou Chen. Brother Liu has a great favor with a certain family, but a certain family was defeated and injured because of a fight with a great family, so he couldn't go to help the boxing, and every time he thought about it, he felt ashamed. Suddenly, I heard that Niu Xian's nephew planned to follow the example of the master to attack Zixiao Palace, and a certain family came to do their best!"

As soon as the Zuotian Ghost Emperor said a word, all the demons in Niutouling applauded in unison. The Bull Demon King stretched out his hand to block the shouts of the demons, bowed slightly to the Zuotian Ghost Emperor, and said with a fist: "The Ghost Emperor's predecessors are close friends with the family teacher, and he is also a friend with the family father! The predecessors of the Ghost Emperor can help me at this time. However, Zixiao Palace was single-handedly defeated by the family teacher, and Emperor Gou Chen was also killed by the family teacher, if I still need the help of others to sweep away the remnants of Niutouling, then what face do I have in Niutouling to stand in the Three Realms? What face does my Bull Demon King have to face my family master and father? Therefore, the seniors are kind and the younger generations understand. But forget about the fist!"

The Bull Demon King's words made the Zuotian Ghost Emperor stunned for an instant, and then nodded and smiled, looking at the Bull Demon King's gaze more and more appreciative, "The virtuous nephew is so courageous! In this case, a certain family will seem to be a small family if it says more, but if a certain family returns in vain, how will a certain family face his subordinates? If there is something else that is not eye-catching, and someone will clean it up for you, how about it?"

"This-" The Bull Demon King hesitated for a moment, and was about to continue to say something, but was blocked by the Zuo Tian Ghost Emperor:

"Niu Xian's nephew, if you are polite again, it will be strange, you just don't treat my Zuotian Ghost Emperor as a friend!

The Bull Demon King pondered for a moment. Then he nodded emphatically, "Okay." Then thank you to the Ghost Emperor senior......!"

The words are divided into two ends. said that Liu Shang helped Huoyan roast a large string of polar bears, which made him eat a good meal, and Liu Shang also borrowed the light to taste a fat and delicious polar bear paw, as for Wang Ba, he naturally held the stone carving doll and went to have a good time.

After eating and drinking, Liu Shang took a small stick and picked his teeth, and lay on the island with Huoyan. Blowing the breeze and listening to the birds, it is very comfortable. It didn't take long for this comfortable atmosphere to be ruined by Wang Ba's angry voice:

"Brother Shang, I'll tell you. The waist of the beautiful girl must be as thick as his mother's mother, you look at this thin waist you made, I broke it before three or two clicks! Quick, quick, help me get another one, just follow the appearance of this beautiful girl, I look at this beautiful girl's appearance, the bones are soft! Remember that the waist must be thick, the waist must be thick! By the way, it is best to let this beautiful girl stone carving with a little smile, it is the kind of smile when you are satisfied!"

Liu Shang fell to the ground with the small stick in his mouth, could it be that this is the legendary strong man who can wear the stone day? But thinking that there is a demon body with a Dao level, Liu Shang is also relieved.

Wang Ba held the upper body of the stone carving in his left hand and the lower body in his right hand, and came to Liu Shang angrily, "Hurry up, the starling is not cool yet, this stone carving beauty will be broken!"

Liu Shang glanced at the stone carving, squinted at Wang Ba, and said lazily: "Brother Starling, you are such a body, I can't help but toss you no matter how many carvings I give you?"

"You're still not my brother, just let you do such a little thing, and ask me for benefits! Let me tell you, the Manchu world begged for help for the starling so much, and the ordinary monster starling didn't even look at him!"

Liu Shang directly turned his head to the side, "Yes, you should find those ordinary monsters to carve for you!"

"Brother, brother, don't be like this, are you ordinary? You are a good brother of our starling, starling just say so, whoever dares to touch a single hair of you, starling will pick up his skin and give you a blanket!"

"Starling, that's what you told him last time you snatched the fruit wine that Brother Shang brewed for me!" Huo Yan suddenly whispered on the side.

"Fuck you, do you fucking Mimi or something?" Wang Ba kicked Huoyan's huge head violently, and then pushed Liu Shang with a smile on his face, "Brother Shang, help me once, just this time!"

"You can help you, but you have to exchange it for an immortal weapon!"

Wang Ba shook his head and patted Liu Shang on the shoulder with great hatred for iron and steel, "Isn't it just some broken copper and rotten iron, what should I be? Help the starling get it first, and after it's done, you want as much as you want!"

"Get me a few hundred pieces first, and then I'll carve it for you, I promise to be more vivid and more enchanting than the previous one, do you know what erotic underwear is? Do you know what is the six-nine style? What is the action of the stone carving beauty girl in the road, does it make you cool the fastest? As long as there are 100 fairy weapons, these are not a problem! I will carve you twenty beautiful girls, and each action is different, one makes you cooler than the other, the old man pushes the cart, hangs the golden hook upside down, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.,

Wang Ba looked at Liu Shang with admiration, and said with a halazi fist: "Fuck Mimi, don't call me Starling in the future, and then call me anxious with you! Call Xiaoba, just call Xiaoba! Don't say anything, don't say anything! Brother Shang, my brother, let's do it, I'm not in a hurry!"

Liu Shang hooked his fingers at Wang Ba and said with a smile: "Take it." ”

"Where am I going to get you a Rausch immortal weapon now?" Wang Ba had the heart to cry at the moment, and he pestered Liu Shang for a long time, seeing that he was still unmoved, he took out a small hammer the size of a palm from his arms, and handed it to Liu Shang with great reluctance, "You really don't see a rabbit and don't scatter an eagle!"

Liu Shang took the small hammer, looked at Wang Ba suspiciously, and said in a low voice: "Starling brother, I can ask for a hundred immortal weapons, you fool me with this gadget?"

"He's a Mimi, a hundred immortal weapons are considered a fart? It's a thousand immortal weapons, not even a single hair of my purple gold hammer!

"Brother Starling, as for it, you took out all the purple gold hammers, that's your best guy! You didn't let me touch it back then, but now it's just for Brother Shang?"

Although Huoyan has a big head, he doesn't have a lot of brains, and nonsense has always had nothing to do with him. Hearing that Huoyan seemed to be extremely optimistic about this little hammer, Liu Shang received the little hammer in his arms with satisfaction.

Liu Shang kicked aside the stone carving that Wang Ba threw on the ground, and then said: "Starling brother, you have a good physique, ordinary stones can't stand tossing three or two times, next time you break it, you have to pester me again, it's better to find some materials with good quality and strong ductility, which have both feel and durable!"

Wang Ba nodded, "That makes sense, but where do we go to find this kind of material?"

"Starling, I know that there is a kind of tree, which grows in places where there is plenty of rain and is warm all year round, and they will flow out of a soft thing called rubber. Let's go find more rubber, and then make them look like beautiful girls, and put some color on them, and that feeling, that look, it's called a lifelike one! By the way, you can also make a mouth, and then blow the jade flute, that feeling, you know!"

"What are you shouting, call me Hachi! Do you look down on me?"

"Uh-eight-no, Hachi, isn't that okay?"

"What's wrong with that? This is very good! Brother Shang'er, you make me admire you so much! To be honest, did you practice the method of collecting yin and replenishing yang in the first place? Otherwise, how could you be so skilled in women?" Wang Ba hooked Liu Shang's shoulders and squeezed his mung bean eyes, which already looked obscene, but now it is even more obscene!

Liu Shang pushed Wang Ba away, crying and laughing: "What is the method of collecting yin and supplementing yang? I have never learned it! I call it self-learning without a teacher, do you know that I am self-taught without a teacher?"

Wang Ba looked at Liu Shang with some doubts, and said: "Okay, you are self-taught, but what I wonder is, have you not tasted women for hundreds of millions of years, so you have developed so many self-cooling methods? Anyway, why don't I have this ability? If you had a problem, I wouldn't have been so lonely for hundreds of millions of years!"

"Go and go, don't talk about these things that you don't have, Xiaoba, you just need to help me find the immortal artifact, I will teach you more things about the way of yin and yang, I tell you, for this kind of thing, I am the second in the Three Realms, and no one dares to call it the first!" Liu Shang patted his chest and said quite complacently. Liu Shang's words are not false at all, I think in his previous life, when he was in college, as a dick, his girlfriend and everything are floating clouds, and the only thing that accompanies him is all kinds of female teachers in the island country, of course, the most important thing is the 6,000 seeds in his computer, and a high-definition educational film on a hard disk!

Wang Ba smiled with excitement on his face: "Okay, okay, just for you, as long as you can get the immortal weapon here, I will find it for you!" (to be continued......)