Chapter 1 The Miscellaneous Chief of S.H.I.E.L.D
1995 Xiangjiang, Xiangjiang Branch, Bureau of Territorial Strategic Defense, Attack and Logistics Support.
It's not 97 yet, so it's still in the hands of the British, and as a thug of the Security Council, of course, there is a branch here.
That is, the department that was later renamed S.H.I.E.L.D., in this era, it can still have a few more words.
Of course, it might be more appropriate to call it the Snake Shield Bureau now.
A young man was sleeping in a big bed, and looking at the messy environment and the discarded women's clothes, he knew that last night's battle must have been very fierce.
The door to the bedroom was violently kicked open, making a loud noise.
But the man on the bed didn't hear it, and he was still asleep until he was dragged out of bed.
"How long have you slept yet, it's already afternoon, Huang Yuan."
The one who dragged Huang Yuan up was a woman, to be exact, a beautiful woman with a height of one meter seven.
The long black hair is tied into two white bun heads with a long rope, which is very retro.
The delicate facial features have the charm of a traditional oriental woman, but with a vigorous heroic spirit.
The blue tight-fitting cheongsam completely reveals the tall figure, and the perfect curve can make 99% of the women in the world ashamed of themselves.
And the most attractive part of a woman is definitely the pair of long legs that are against the sky.
The black stockings make the contours of the legs visible, and they are replaced by a graceful and plump curve from the bottom to the top.
That perfect peach buttocks will definitely trigger the madness of countless veteran drivers.
But if you think it's the other person's flaw, then you're wrong.
If you want to do anything with these legs, you will be greeted by a storm of legs until you are sent to hell.
The woman's name is Chun-Li, and she is the deputy director of the Xiangjiang Branch of the National Territory Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau.
And the person who was dragged in Chunli's hands was Huang Yuan, director of the Xiangjiang Branch of the Territorial Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau here.
Huang Yuan had messy short hair, and the bags under his eyes could be directly used as smoky makeup, and his young and handsome face finally opened his eyes under Chunli's shaking.
Huang Yuan saw Chunli's beautiful face in front of him, "Are you still dreaming!" Then let's sleep a little longer. ”
Chunli saw that Huang Yuan had fallen asleep again, her eyes narrowed, her silver teeth were clenched, and the green tendons on her forehead came out.
"Qigong Palm!"
With Chun Li's loud shout, white qi waves rushed out of her palms and headed towards Huang Yuan's head.
"Bang!!"
Huang Yuan's hair became an explosive head, and he really came to his senses.
"Hey, it's Chun-Li! Good morning. ”
Huang Yuan greeted Chunli with a sunny face, like a sunny and cheerful boy.
If it weren't for knowing how unreliable Huang Yuan's guy was, Chunli would have been deceived by Huang Yuan's performance.
But Chun-Li knows too well how bad this guy is, and she must have gone to fool around with those vixens last night.
Chunli pouted disdainfully and said, "You better keep these to deceive those little girls, I don't want to eat this." ”
"Also, someone is coming from the headquarters, you have to meet later, don't make any more excuses, otherwise the funds of our branch will be deducted again."
After saying that, Chunli threw Huang Yuan back on the bed and turned around and walked away, and the swaying slender waist made Huang Yuan couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"Hey" Huang Yuan sighed helplessly and straightened his exploding hair.
Every time someone comes to the headquarters, it means that there is trouble again.
And he, Huang Yuan, the traverser, hates trouble the most.
Not to mention the trouble of S.H.I.E.L.D.
S.H.I.E.L.D. was established to guard against dangers that could endanger the world, and other petty thefts, gangsters, robbers, and drug trafficking would not disturb them at all.
So its mission has to be desperate every time!
Huang Yuan is not the kind of person who is stupid and fights with criminals for a few righteous slogans.
Although he has his own golden finger, the template of the pirate world, the general yellow ape.
But in this Marvel-dominated world, the general Yellow Ape is not an invincible existence.
Not to mention that Thanos, the director of the Cosmic Family Planning Commission, who wiped out half of the population of the universe with a snap of his fingers, is a Heavenly Father-level powerhouse like Odin, who is far more than a giant yellow ape.
What's more, there are ruthless people all over the earth, and the slightest carelessness may provoke dangerous characters.
So Huang Yuan just wants to stay in this branch until he is old, even if 97 returns, I believe that the people of the Xia Shenspear Bureau will not object to a guy who eats and waits for death.
Anyway, there are Avengers and protagonists to save the world, no more than him, no less than him.
Huang Yuan never felt that if he was a traverser, he must be the protagonist, and the world would revolve around him, in the Marvel world, there are many traversers, and he is the oldest.
What's more, it's not just the Marvel Universe.
Like Chun-Li, who has just violently awakened Huang Yuan, she is a character in the Street Fighter world.
After Huang Yuan rescued Chunli who fainted on the side of the road, he was entangled by this woman.
She even found a relationship to join, and now the Xiangjiang Branch, which is also called the Territorial Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau, has become Huang Yuan's right and left hand.
And that Malefax man, the bald boiled egg's favorite, is a special person like Chunli who is innocent, and he agrees with Chunli's joining.
From that time, Huang Yuan's idle days are gone.
In order to track down the whereabouts of her enemy Vega, Chun-Li runs all over the world.
There was no way, Huang Yuan didn't want to lose this useful deputy, so he could only reluctantly help her wipe her buttocks.
No, a few days ago, Chunli and Uncle Jiu, the old guy, had just dealt with Xiao Ri's gang of guys who used zombies to sell drugs, but they led to a big onmyoji in Xiao Ri.
Huang Yuan had no choice but to take action and beat the great onmyoji into ashes, but he fell into the poison of the great onmyoji, and he needed to find two women to vent for seven days and seven nights before he could be relieved.
For the sake of his lovely subordinates, Huang Yuan has paid too much!
This time the headquarters sent someone, something big must have happened, otherwise they would not have come to this small place.
Since Xiangjiang confirmed that he was going to return, S.H.I.E.L.D. had basically given up the branch of Xiangjiang, and it was destined to be taken over by the Spear Bureau, so only Huang Yuan was left to watch it himself.
Huang Yuan's body turned into a golden streamer and moved in the room instantly.
Dressed in a yellow and orange suit, with a yellow toad mirror on his face, and Huang Yuan with a white cloak behind his back appeared in the room.
The whole highlights an attitude that is not shared with gambling and drugs.
This is the ability of the Sparkling Fruit, which moves at the speed of light.
The yellow ape template that Huang Yuan obtained needed Huang Yuan to imitate the image of the general as much as possible, so Huang Yuan would wear a yellow-orange striped suit all day long, with a white cloak on the back.
It's like a black and astringent boss.,It's still an antique-level boss like the godfather.。
Fortunately, the general Huang Ape doesn't like to smoke, otherwise Huang Yuan would have to hold a cigar all day long, which would completely destroy Huang Yuan's handsome image.
Huang Yuan walked out of the room, facing the sunset, and the red fiery clouds represented that it would rain tomorrow.
"It's not a good day!"
Just when Huang Yuan sighed that he was going to bring an umbrella tomorrow, a group of people walked towards him.
A big white man at the head opened his hands to Huang Yuan from afar.
"Haha Huang Yuan, my brother, have you eaten? I want to kill you! ”
The person who came gave Huang Yuan a big hug, the Mediterranean Sea that had been fully formed, and Huang Yuan was a little dizzy.
Phil Coulson, the current seventh-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., the new director of Mal Falkman, and Nick Fury's henchman.
At the same time, he was also Huang Yuan's classmate in the secret service school, and after the two graduated and joined the Territorial Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau, they acted separately.
The lazy Huang Yuan was transferred to Xiangjiang to become a member of the group because he was Asian, and after completing several tasks, he was promoted to the minister here.
But Huang Yuan felt that the original minister didn't want to stay in this place with no future anymore, so he left this place to Huang Yuan and returned to the headquarters by himself.
Phil Coulson, on the other hand, joined Nick Fury's team and began the path to a rapid promotion.
Of course, Huang Yuan would not envy each other.
It was entirely Coulson's exchange for that otherwise thick hair.
In other words, there seem to be a lot of bald heads at the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, so it can't be any pollution!
Huang Yuan pushed the person away and said with a disgusted face: "Coulson, where did you learn the Chinese etiquette, it's too fake, the guy who taught you should be sent to Siberia to dig potatoes." ”
Phil Coulson didn't feel embarrassed in the slightest, and said with a smile: "Huang, don't pay attention to that guy, I came to you this time to find you for something important." ”
Huang Yuan hurriedly made a gesture with his hands crossed, and said, "Stop, Coulson, you know me."
I'm just a little person with no strength and no background, this kind of big thing is better for you to find the Xiaori Branch, I heard that there is a ruthless person in him. ”
Coulson seemed to know that Huang Yuan would shirk it, he took out a check and shook it in front of Huang Yuan and Chunli's eyes, and said, "This year's funds, as long as your Xiangjiang branch helps us complete the task." ”
"Your funds have doubled this year, and next year's funds can also be paid in full."
Huang Yuan's eyes immediately lit up, and his eyes swayed from side to side with the check.
The funds of their Xiangjiang branch were already small, and Huang Yuan suspected that he was embezzled by the braised egg head to build a safe house.
Otherwise, wherever he goes, he has a strong safe house.
In addition, Chunli's chick will cause a lot of damage every time she makes a move, which makes the funds of the Xiangjiang branch even more stretched.
Even the consulting fees paid by Huang Yuan to the female teachers need to be paid out of their own pockets.
But how could money corrode Huang Yuan's firm heart!
Money, don't you just come when you go out for a spin, Huang Yuan is still very popular with those girls.
"No way, I'm not the one who bends my waist for five buckets of rice." Huang Yuanyi righteously rejected Coulson's temptation.
But Coulson's next words immediately turned the tide of the situation.
"This time, it seems that a warlord called the General is involved in a golden triangle."
"General!!"
Chun-Li's face changed dramatically when she heard the name.