Chapter 231: Boiled Duck, Brush, Fly
Although he believed that no matter how much he did it, Yuan Ling and Lingju would not do anything to him.
But Lingju, after all, is a Gu Immortal.
It's like if you're playing with a kitten, and the kitten resists and may scratch you with its paws.
But if you're teasing with a tiger.
Even if the tiger doesn't want your life, it just pounces and wants to stick to you.
The claws that can tear bones, and the strength of a thousand catties, have to peel off at least one layer of your skin.
Lingju has now broken through the Gu Immortal, and his strength must be far stronger than the original vulture demon.
With her strength, if she is provoked to anger, a random murderous look will come over.
Maybe you can directly promote yourself and the Kraken.
"I'm sorry, Yu Ling, for the sake of the overall situation, I can only sacrifice you."
Lu Yuan sighed slightly, and said helplessly, "Kraken, you say, how can I help you?" ”
"Hee-hee, this one, I've thought about it a long time ago!"
The kraken smiled mysteriously, and immediately told Lu Yuan about his plan, 1510.
It turned out that she was planning to let Lu Yuan ask Yuan Ling out for dinner.
Because of Yu Ling, a foodie, he has always been vigilant on weekdays, but he is defenseless when he eats food.
She used her ability to melt into water in advance and hid it in the kettle.
When I got to the place to eat, I put the kettle on the ground.
When she was concentrating on eating, she emerged from the pot.
The difference in strength between the Kraken and the Soul is not too big, it just depends on who can take the lead.
As long as she can strike first, Yuan Ling can only be at her mercy.
"Siren, I didn't say you ......"
Lu Yuan said helplessly, "What are you trying to do so much?" ”
"Just to tease the spirit once, are you going to do it?"
"As for, of course!"
The Kraken nodded without thinking, "Master, you don't understand. ”
"The meaning of the survival of our Kraken clan is to play pranks."
"The anger of others at that time, especially the anger of the strong, is simply irreplaceable and delicious."
As he spoke, the Kraken couldn't help but smack his tongue and look obsessed.
"It's a wonderful feeling, but there's no substitute for it."
Lu Yuan's face was complicated, so he had to nod helplessly.
The powerful banshees have some of their own quirks, which is understandable.
However, the Kraken's quirks are obviously more weird than the other monsters.
Immediately, Lu Yuan took a wine gourd, put the kraken up and hung it on his waist.
Then he pretended to be calm and went to the backyard to look for the soul.
Yu Ling was still enjoying the assorted noodles, and in the blink of an eye, he showed off six more bowls.
"Sister, don't eat it."
Lu Yuan said with a bitter face, "I've just come back from Tianzhu, and I want to go to the street with you to eat something good." ”
Yu Ling originally showed off her face silently, and she didn't even bother to look at Lu Yuan.
As soon as he heard that he was going to eat on the street, he put down the bowl in an instant and stood up without hesitation.
"Let's go."
Lu Yuan couldn't laugh and said, "You...... Haven't you already eaten it? ”
"Just because you've eaten doesn't mean you're full."
Yu Ling said lightly, "Are you going?" If I don't go, I'll go myself. ”
Lu Yuan secretly thought, this is also their Han Wangfu's great business, and they have raised more than a dozen cooks.
If you are an ordinary big family, even if you have a few money in the family, you have to be eaten up.
I ate more than a dozen bowls of noodles, as if I hadn't eaten them.
Who can withstand this way of eating.
Walking on the street, the wind is blowing at the feet of Yu Ling, and he only wants to eat roast cakes and duck blood soup.
Lu Yuan thought deeply in his heart about what to do to ensure his safety to the greatest extent.
With the temper of the soul, it is not a big deal to let her be tricked by the Kraken once.
However, if you disturb her while she is eating, it is pure death.
No, for the sake of life safety, I can't help the abuse.
You have to think of a way to protect yourself.
Thinking of this, Lu Yuan deliberately sped up a few points.
Walking in front of Yu Ling, the gourd on his waist fell to the ground with an "accidental" bang.
"Oops, why am I so sloppy."
Lu Yuan smiled, "Yu Ling, can you help me pick it up?" ”
"No."
Yu Ling only wanted to enjoy the food, and without even looking at the gourd, he skimmed past Lu Yuan.
Lu Yuan touched his nose with ash, so he had to pick up the gourd and follow silently.
"Hey, Yu Ling, the wine over there seems to be good."
Passing by a wine shop, Lu Yuan found another opportunity to untie the gourd and hand it to Yu Ling.
"Come on, you can help me get a pot of wine, how about we eat while drinking?"
"No money."
Yu Ling refused again without hesitation, obviously she was just a top foodie, not a top wine Mengzi.
Lu Yuan was helpless on the surface, but he was already grinning in anger in his heart.
Grandma's, this foodie is also stunned.
I remind you so clearly, but you are so full of only thinking about eating, and you regard my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs?
Just ignore her, love to die and love to live and beg!
However, Lu Yuan only said angry words in his heart, and then looked left and right again to find his opportunity.
After all, if the spirit goes berserk, the kraken can easily escape with a little water.
I have no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth.
The dignified prince, if he is in the bustling downtown area, he is beaten by a woman on the street and on the ground.
It is estimated that within half an hour, this explosive news will be able to appear in the major sections of Jianghu Daily.
Suddenly, passing by a stall selling sugar gourds, Lu Yuan finally had an idea.
He deliberately paused and let Yu Ling walk three or five meters.
Then he shouted loudly and exaggeratedly, "Wow, this sugar gourd is really red and bright, and it tastes so good at first glance!" ”
"Yu Ling, I'll send you a string of sugar gourds to eat, take it!"
With that, he waved his hand and threw the gourd on his waist.
"Sugar gourd?"
Hearing the sugar gourd, Yu Ling turned around, and her small eyes lit up.
However, when he raised his hand to catch it, he saw that it was not a sugar gourd, but a wine gourd, and his expression suddenly sank.
"You're kidding me?"
"No, no, I didn't mean that!"
Lu Yuan sneered, "Isn't this accidental, and your hand slipped?" ”
"You wait, I'll buy it for you!"
Immediately, Lu Yuan gave Yu Ling a hint of a crazy look, and then asked the vendor to buy sugar gourds.
Under the hint that was about to be spoken, Yu Ling finally understood.
Looking at the gourd in his hand, the corners of his mouth hooked up a faint smile.
"Come, Yu Ling, the sugar gourd is for you."
"Well, thank you."
Yu Ling returned the wine gourd to Lu Yuan, and took the sugar gourd and chewed it.
By the time they reached the night market, they had wiped out all the more than a dozen strings of sugar gourds.
As soon as the two of them sat down at a duck blood soup stall, the boss immediately greeted them, with a warm smile on his face.
"Yo, isn't this Sister Ling?"
"Today...... Or is it the same as before? ”
"Well, the same old way."
Yu Ling nodded, looking like an old guest, more familiar than Lu Yuan.
"Okay, Sister Yuanling, wait a minute!"
After two minutes, the boss brought a small stove and put it in front of Yu Ling.
Immediately, two men carried a large pot full of duck blood soup on the stove.
This pot is so big that it is enough for people to bathe in it, and it contains fifty or sixty catties.
There are all kinds of duck blood and duck intestines, duck gizzard and duck liver, and the material is very sufficient.
When Lu Yuan was stunned, the other two brought the baked cakes again.
The two of them each held a huge wooden plate, neatly stacked with more than 100 golden and crispy baked cakes.
Place them on the left and right of the Ling, and reach them out of your hand.
Lu Yuan couldn't laugh and said, "Yuan Ling, are you ...... now?" That's how you come to eat bread and drink soup? ”
"Hmm."
Yu Ling nodded, as if she had only done a trivial thing.
In Lu Yuan's heart, he once again had a clearer understanding of this woman's foodie attributes.
The vendor who sold roast cakes and duck blood soup was so close to her that he was called Sister Ling.
It seems that this way of eating is more than once or twice.
But it has long been famous throughout the street and has become "old-fashioned".
It is no wonder that these small vendors who sell soup and cakes wear dazzling gold tweezers and jade wrenches on their hands.
It is estimated that they all rely on the fortune of the soul.
Yu Ling stirred the pot with a large spoon as if nothing happened, scooped a spoonful and drank it, and smacked his tongue.
"It seems a little salty."
As soon as he heard that the big customer found fault, the boss was instantly terrified.
"Sister Ling, I'm really sorry, we added too much salt and pepper noodles today."
"Come on, hurry up and take it back and reprocess it for Sister Yuanling!"
"No need."
Yu Ling shook his head, and directly picked up the wine gourd on the ground.
Before anyone could react, she opened the gourd and poured the water into the pot.
The duck blood soup in the pot was still boiling and boiling, and it was still heated by the stove underneath.
After pouring the water into the soup, the calm remained for about two or three seconds.
A hysterical scream was heard, which spread throughout the street.
"Ahh
In the next second, a black shadow sprang out of the pot and rushed into the distance at a speed that almost appeared.
The surrounding diners were instantly stunned and rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
"That ...... What is it? ”
"Flying out of the soup pot?"
"Hahahaha, that's what it's called, boiled duck, brush, fly, right?"
Everyone laughed and continued to drink and eat.
Lu Yuan's face was worried, and he whispered, "Yu Ling, are you a little too ruthless?" ”
"What if the Kraken burns it?"
"It's not hot."
Yu Ling continued to taste the soup in the pot, and nodded with a satisfied smile, "Well, that's appropriate." ”
Lu Yuan sighed and felt a little headache.
Caught between the spirit and the kraken, he will definitely offend one party.
How to coax after offending is a big problem.
Lu Yuan whispered, "Yuan Ling, let's go see the Kraken, shall we?" ”
"No, no."
Yu Ling was not interested at all, and only ate bread and drank soup by herself.
"That'...... You eat here first, and I'll see for myself. ”
Immediately, Lu Yuan left the spirit behind and followed in the direction of the kraken's escape.
Walking through the bustling downtown area, I saw the Kraken sitting at the base of the wall, huddled in a ball with his knees hugged, and sobbing quietly aggrievedly.
"Why are you still crying?"
Lu Yuan said with a bitter face, "Kraken, don't cry, don't cry." ”
"I didn't expect that Ling Ling to be so cunning and directly recognize you......"
"You don't pretend!"
The kraken glared at Lu Yuan with red eyes, and said resentfully, "You secretly prompted her to betray me!" ”
"I ......"
Lu Yuan scratched his head embarrassedly, "I'm also caught in the middle, I'm in a dilemma......"
"Hmph, I knew that you can't be trusted at all!"
The kraken pushed Lu Yuan and said angrily, "You go, I don't want your help!" ”
"I won't have you as a master in the future, so I won't pay attention to you anymore!"
Lu Yuan couldn't help but pout, a little helpless for a while.
It must be impossible for him to really just walk away.
Not to mention how much loss you have to lose the Kraken, your right-hand man.
If you don't have your own control, you can really let the Kraken let itself go.
It is estimated that the entire imperial city will never be at peace.
Just when Lu Yuan was helpless in his heart, thinking about how to bring the Kraken back.
Yu Ling suddenly came from a distance with a blank face.
The Kraken frightened a spirit, desperate to escape.
But he was caught by Yu Ling in the air, and he was directly caught back like a chick.
"Let go of me, let go of me!"
While struggling desperately, the Kraken shouted, "Isn't it enough for you man, to make my whole body fishy and oily?" ”
"Less nonsense."
Yu Ling said coldly, "You were the one who played tricks on me first, so I fought back." ”
"You, unconvinced?"
Faced with the domineering questioning of the soul, the kraken had to nod weakly, "Obey ......"
"Do you dare to play pranks on me in the future?"
"Don't dare to ......"
"Do you want to go home with your master?"
"No ......"
"Huh?"
"Back! Hui! ”
Watching the Kraken be subdued, there was no stabbing again.
Lu Yuan was immediately extremely glad in his heart, he had really made a wise choice.
The brine points to the tofu, one thing drops one thing.
If you offend the Siren, you can't offend the spirit.
Because, the spirit can cure the kraken, but the kraken can't cure the spirit.
There was such a farce, and Lu Yuan was embarrassed to let the Kraken go on the expedition with his father.
Fortunately, Liu Ninglu saw the worry in his heart.
After asking, he took the initiative to ask Ying to follow his father on an expedition to Mobei.
"Lord Shizi, although my cultivation is not strong, I am also like the Kraken, I am good at hypnosis and Gu people's minds."
Liu Ninglu said solemnly, "In case the King of Han encounters any risk, or if he does not listen to the dissuasion and insists on going his own way, I will use hypnosis to stop him and bring him back." ”
"Okay, Condensation, then please."
Lu Yuan nodded and said gratefully, "Although my father is brave, he is reckless and unscrupulous. ”
"This attack on Mobei is not for merit, but for no fault."
"As long as I can get him back safely, that's enough."
Two days later, the army had gathered and marched out of the city.
Emperor Yongle led the crown prince and King Zhao to personally prepare wine and set up a banquet outside the north city gate.
"Xu'er, this time you lead the army to the expedition and the northern expedition to the Tartars."
Emperor Yongle held the wine cup in his hand and said solemnly, "What you represent is not only the face of your father, but also the dignity of the entire Lieqian Dynasty!" ”
"I hope you can make meritorious achievements and become famous, don't insult the reputation of your father and ancestors!" (End of chapter)