Chapter 36: I Want to Divide Pork (Second Watch)
In the distance, a wild boar rushed towards Weak Xuan with great momentum, so frightened that Weak River couldn't care about anything, jumped up and pounced on the wild boar!
Then Weak Xuan jumped up in the stunned eyes of everyone, jumped up with her little body high, raised her little paw and slapped it on the head of the wild boar.
The boar has fallen!
The weak river fell, lying on top of the boar.
Weak Xuan also fell, and fell on Weak River.
The other four wild boars took the opportunity to rush over, and weak Xuan got up on Sanbo's back, stepped on Sanbo's backbone, jumped up, and slapped his little paws!
Another wild boar has fallen!
She stepped on the boar's body and jumped, and slapped again!
Another wild boar has fallen!
Animals are all spiritual, and the remaining two wild boars felt a powerful aura on Weak Xuan's body, and they turned around and ran away in fright.
Weak Xuan sat back on the back of the weak river.
The weak river that wants to get up: "......."
I didn't feel hurt by a wild boar, I was hurt by my little niece!
Everyone was dumbfounded when they looked at the three big boars that fell to the ground!
Did Xuanbao slap the wild boar to death just now?
How is this possible?
A three-year-old girl can slap a wild boar to death with one palm?
It's unbelievable.
However, this is a fact that countless people have seen.
Weak water rushed over and picked up her daughter: "Xuanbao, are you okay?" ”
At this time, Liu's, Lei Pozi and other villagers all arrived, and Liu snatched his daughter and hugged her in her arms: "Xuanbao, are you okay?" Are there any injuries? ”
Lei Pozi snatched her granddaughter in her arms again, and tears came out: "Stinky girl, scared grandma to death!" Are there any injuries? ”
Weak river lying on a wild boar: ...... What's wrong is whether he's good or not! Can someone help him up? The wild boar stinks to death!
Weak Xuan shook her little head: "It's okay!" Dad, and two wild boars! Catch it, so as not to go down the mountain next time. ”
When the village chief saw that the people from the weak family were fine, he said, "Everyone go and chase after them, and beat those two wild boars!" ”
When encountering wild boars, the villagers were willing to let go, so they chased after them.
Weak Xuan was fine, Lei Pozi's heart settled, and said to Weak Water: "Fourth, you go and help fight wild boars!" ”
Although the villagers have strength, no one knows martial arts, so they will not be injured.
Weak water also thought of it, so he nodded and ran up the mountain.
Liu wiped his tears and said to his daughter: "Xuanbao can't do this next time, I'm scared to death!" Are there any injuries? ”
Lei Pozi was not at ease, and began to check: "Xuanbao, you almost scared everyone to death this time!" Wild boars eat people, do you know the next time you see a wild boar turn around and run? Don't rush forward! By the way, how did you get out? ”
The weak river got up silently, and no one cared about him?
Weak Xuan originally wanted to say that she could slap the wild boar to death, but the grandmother and mother were obviously frightened, and she was smart to shut up, for fear that they would say more.
Her little ears are buzzing!
"I see! Don't dare next time. Weak Xuan glanced at Weak River: "Third Uncle, is you injured?" Does it hurt? ”
Lei Pozi and Liu only then remembered that there was a third child!
Lei Pozi: "Third child, are you okay?" ”
"Third brother, are you injured?"
Weak River almost cried, but the little niece was intimate, and it was worth it if his waist was broken: "The third uncle is fine, the third uncle's waist doesn't hurt at all, really!" I was injured by a pig's arch, and I was definitely not injured by you! ”
He really wanted to say Xuanbao, it's time for you to lose weight!
Xuanbao blinked, she always felt that this was a little wrong, but she couldn't taste anything wrong, she was so light, of course she wouldn't hurt people, have you ever heard of flower petals falling and hurting people?
Lei Pozi glared at the weak river: "If it weren't for Xuan Bao to save you, you would be ruined!" A big man wants his niece to help you fight wild boars, and you are embarrassed to cry out in pain! ”
Weak River: "......."
Seeing that the danger was lifted, the women in the village ran over with their children to watch the excitement.
Everyone looked at the three big fat pigs that fell to the ground and was very envious!
The women just now couldn't help but feel sour.
Big cow mother: "Tsk, this wild boar is so fat!" There are more than 100 pounds on one head, right? How much silver does this have to sell! ”
Baocai and his milk: "I don't think it's just more than 100 catties, I'm afraid it's 200 catties!" Three pigs are 600 catties, and a pig can be sold for more than a dozen taels, right? A total of dozens of taels, tsk, it's ......"
Mrs. Tan: "Sister-in-law Lei, you can't finish eating so much pork, right?" If you can't finish eating, it will stink, how about everyone eat a little? My tiger was injured by your son, and he needs to make up for it, so I don't want much, just give me half a fan! ”
"That's right, these three wild boars are so fat, your family can't eat them all, and the weather is not very cold now, don't waste it, give it to everyone! We'll kill the pigs for you! ”
"It's divided, it's divided, and those who see it have a share! Lei Pozi, please eat pig-killing dishes! ”
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Weak Xuan didn't understand why they were divided, could it be that the extra things in their family would also be divided?
I didn't understand her, so I asked one by one: "Auntie, you can't eat the peanuts of a few acres of land, right?" Half of my family? ”
"Auntie, your family has three acres of rice, and there are only four people in your family, and you can't eat it all, so divide one acre of my family?"
"Granny Tan, you have earned so much silver by selling your daughter, you can provide for your son to study, and you will also share some silver for my eldest brother to study?"
Several people were angry when they heard it: "You want to be beautiful, that's my peanut, why should I share you?" If you want to eat peanuts, you can't grow them yourself! ”
"That's it! It's just whimsical! What kind of food does my family depend on to live, and why should I give it to you? ”
"Phew, I'm insatiable at a young age, that's the bride price I sold my daughter, why should I share it?"
Weak Xuan was also angry, "Then even if the wild boar I hit is fatter and bigger, what does it have to do with you?" Why should it be given to you? ”
Weak Xuan crossed her small round waist and slammed back one by one: "Think beautiful!" ”
"Whimsical!"
"Insatiable!"
"Stinky and shameless!"
How many people have seen a three-year-old girl who is so good at quarreling, and her face is so green that she is scared!
Angry!
Mrs. Tan's eyes rolled and she said loudly: "Lei Clan, our entire village has come out to help fight wild boars, do you want to monopolize it?" ”
Old man Zhen also said shamelessly: "Yes, as soon as the village chief's daughter-in-law shouted, we ran out to help fight wild boars!" These three pigs should be everyone's share! Why should the weak monopolize it? ”
There is a cheap advantage, who doesn't want to take it, and other men also said: "That's right! We're all here to help, and without us, can the wild boar scare away? Up for grabs! ”
"Everyone is here to help fight wild boars, how can you not divide it, you can't divide it! At least ten pounds of pork per person! ”
"Lei, you're not kind! Everyone is desperate to help you fight wild boars, and you don't even give a piece of pork to everyone! If something happens to your family in the future, who will dare to help your family? ”
"It's not okay to share a piece of pork with me today, and next time the weak family has something, we won't come out to help!"
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