314. This bed is quite big

In fact, Qiao Du still has a way, that is, to directly punch the little witch to stun, or let Ah Xin take the initiative to occupy her body, which should more or less reduce some risks and make the situation completely controllable.

But he quickly remembered the first time he saw Su Hong, and Su Hong had mentioned that when the Chosen One was confused, his guard was very low, and he was more likely to be defrauded by anomalies.

This little witch looks stupid, and when she encounters a skilled liar, she may give birth to two in three years, not to mention the abnormality of a cunning villain.

And it's even more inappropriate to let Ah Xin fight on his behalf, Ah Xin, a former immortal existence, is reckless when he encounters anything, and he broke the leg of a female college student before, and he can't use the body of a little witch to violate a taboo this time, so how can Qiao Duan explain to the current palace secretary of the island shrine.

The little witch didn't think of this at all, she just looked at the bed, a little hesitant.

"You, what do you want to do?"

"If you don't sleep, then I'll sleep."

Qiao Twilight couldn't see that the high-end suite that was worth a month's rent in his apartment was unused on this day, and since the little witch was unwilling, Qiao Twilight could only reluctantly make it difficult.

“?”

The little witch watched as Qiao Du walked into the bedroom with a big grin and lifted the quilt.

There was a woman with white flowers lying in the quilt, without the slightest blood, but exuding a charming atmosphere that people couldn't take their eyes off.

“.”

The little witch knew very well that it was an abnormal trick, and what she wanted was to attract the attention of ordinary people.

This is not something to suck fans, don't look there as a challenge, if you look there, these anomalies will be eaten alive and wiped clean in minutes.

As if she hadn't seen the woman, she lay down on the bed.

"Y-Why don't you have any shame at all!"

The little witch shouted to Qiao Twilight in her heart.

"Rest assured, I'm a professional investigator and it won't affect me."

Qiao Du had already covered herself with the quilt, and let the illusory woman touch her body without the slightest reaction.

In fact, before Qiao Dui was exposed, the illusory woman's movements were just hallucinations, and they would not really have any effect on Qiao Dui's body.

The little witch looked at Qiao Dui, who had covered the quilt as if she was really going to sleep, and sighed.

At this time, she heard the sound of dripping water from the bathroom, as if the faucet was not closed tightly and was leaking.

She tried not to pay attention to the sound, which in this case was most likely unrelated to the anomaly.

Until, the sound gradually became louder, as if the shower had been turned on, and the sound of water was rattling, causing palpitations.

The little witch turned from the bedroom door and took two steps towards the bathroom, and out of the corner of her eye, there seemed to be a child staring at her, and she made a giggle laugh, which made her heart hairy and itchy.

The sound of water in the bathroom became louder, and the little witch noticed that the water had overflowed from the bathroom, and it was not transparent water, but bright red blood!

It won't be long before the blood will flood the house!

The little witch swallowed, closed her eyes, and told herself that it was just an illusion, and that it was an anomaly to deceive people.

The blood spread to the little witch's shoes, and she thought about it, calling out to Qiao Twilight in her heart.

"Hey, wake up, something seems wrong here."

"It's okay, as long as you're asleep, you won't see anything."

Qiao Twilight was buried in the quilt and did not react.

"Really."

The little witch was helpless, took two steps back, pretended not to see anything, and came to the bed side of the bedroom.

The illusory white-flowered woman had already run out of the quilt and was lying on the ceiling, her head rotated one hundred and eighty degrees, looking at Qiao Du on the bed, making a rattling sound of her joints writhing.

"This bed is quite big, it can sleep with two people."

Qiao Du lifted the quilt and motioned for the little witch to come in as well.

The little witch girl took a look and found that on Qiao Dui's abdomen, the head of a woman with long hair was lying there, the woman's face was pale, her eyes were red, and she had a long mouth, hideous and weird.

“.”

The little witch hesitated for a moment, but still took off her shoes, climbed onto the bed, pretended not to see the head, and lay down next to Qiao Dui.

It's the first time she's lying in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex her age!

Realizing this, the little witch suddenly became nervous.

The two people were lying on their sides facing each other, their faces so close together that they could even feel each other's breathing.

The girl's face immediately turned red, and even the roots of her ears became hot.

Plop –

Plop –

Plop –

The sound of her heartbeat hitting her eardrum made it impossible for the witch to hear the sound of water coming from the bathroom.

"Have you ever heard a theory?"

Qiao Du suddenly spoke.

"Huh?"

The little witch was stunned by Qiao Dui's actions.

"That is, when a young man and a beautiful girl talk for an hour by the fire, he feels like only ten minutes have passed."

Qiao Du explained seriously.

"This is an example used to explain the theory of relativity, but in fact, it seems to me that it is because this young man gets along with a girl, and he is so nervous that his heart beats faster, you see, he usually has a heartbeat of sixty, and with a girl his heartbeat is one hundred and eighteen, isn't that time accelerating?"

"Huh?"

The little witch was told by Qiao Dui, and her fluttering heartbeat eased a lot.

When you're lying face-to-face on the bed with someone you crush on, and the person asks if you know the Fourier series expansion .jpg of the periodic function

"I mean, you take it easy, so time will pass a little faster."

Qiao Du kindly persuaded him.

The little witch wanted to puff out her cheeks to refute, but soon found that the previous nervous state did make her ignore something other than Qiao Dui, and in a sense, it was indeed a good way to fight against the abnormal.

"I seem to be able to ignore the movement outside."

The little witch said to Qiao Du through her heart.

"I want to try again."

"Tsk."

Ah Xin's voice suddenly sounded between the two, with a hint of laughter.

"Try it, just try it."

Qiao Du felt that it was a good idea to be able to solve the problem.

Hearing this, the little witch held her breath a little and buried her head in Qiao Dui's chest.

She felt herself wrapped in a throbbing, all the sounds outside could no longer come in, she could only smell the laundry detergent in Qiao Dui's clothes, and the little witch leaned her head against Qiao Dui's chest and heard his pounding heartbeat.

"Why don't you have a heartbeat at all, you seem to be very skilled?"

The little witch asked inwardly.

"You may not believe it, but I can control my heartbeat."

Qiao Twilight told the truth.

"You're less of a liar!"

The little witch didn't believe Qiao Dui's nonsense, the man's mouth, and the deceitful ghost.

"Really, I don't believe you."

Qiao Du replied.

The little witch listened carefully, and heard Qiao Dui's heartbeat change suddenly.

"Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow"

It is the melody of "Bao Qingtian".

“?”

The little witch didn't understand it at all.

(End of chapter)