330. Watch fewer short videos

"What's the solution?"

The little witch looked at Qiao Dui.

"You can't say that after everyone is dead, you can use simulation to pull them all up as puppets and continue to live, so as to maintain the public's cognitive anchor."

She remembered the dead jokes that Qiao Twilight used to tell, what wait until you die, pull a fake guy and go on with your life.

"It's a real solution, and if all our efforts fail, then we can try."

Qiao Du said.

"You've ever thought about doing that!?"

The little witch sat up, thinking that if the world really fell into such a desperate situation, there was a good chance that Qiao Du would really do it.

"I'm kidding."

Qiao Duyi said righteously.

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Several people were silent.

"Isn't it funny?"

Qiao Du asked rhetorically.

"Let's talk about any serious solution to the current situation."

The little witch stopped the gag.

"What did we solve this morning?"

Qiao Du didn't answer immediately, but asked rhetorically.

"Merit box?"

The little witch frowned.

"You want to use that thing? Let's not talk about whether it can be done or not, it has to take effect tomorrow, it's too late. ā€

The almighty wishing machine will only change the perception of humans, although the little witch doesn't know if changing everyone's cognition and making them think that they have already eaten the Crazy Thursday meal can solve the problem of memetic pollution, but she knows that the almighty wishing machine will only take effect the next day, and now these people will die tomorrow.

"Try it first."

Qiao Du said, lifting her clothes and opening her stomach.

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When Gu Yingying saw this scene, she felt pain in her temples, as if someone had drilled her with an awl.

The little witch's eyes widened, although she felt that Qiao Du was usually outrageous, but the current situation still surprised her a little.

As for Johannes, his jaw was about to drop, and he stared at Qiao Dui deadly, as if the man in front of him was more threatening than the end of the world.

Qiao Du pulled her waist out of her stomach.

The waist that used to be able to sing is no longer singing, but that doesn't mean it's not fighting against the world.

Qiao Du threw her waist to the ground.

The waist landed on the ground and the long legs soon turned into Qiao Dui's appearance.

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Question marks popped up on the heads of the other three.

"It's just in case."

Qiao Du explained.

Joe, who had turned into a waist, came next to a sleeping guest.

Qiao Du snapped her fingers.

The guest immediately woke up and pounced like a zombie on Joe's waist.

"Crazy Thursday !!"

Qiao Dui, who had turned into a waist, pressed the other party, and then spoke.

"You've already eaten the Crazy Thursday set."

He lied.

The guest's movements slowed, and then, his expression softened, and his eyes were confused.

"I—I've eaten it?"

He became a normal person.

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The little witch's dull hair stood on end.

It quickly occurred to her that Qiao Dui seemed to have the ability to deceive people casually, and this was also a kind of memetic pollution, and if the depth of the contamination was deeper than the anomaly of Crazy Thursday, then it would naturally cover the anomaly of Crazy Thursday.

It's just that Qiao Dui has to find a way to tell the world this lie.

At a time when the world has fallen into chaos, even if the most advanced scientific and technological means of human beings are used, the whole world cannot hear Qiao Dui's words.

Not to mention that those Crazy Thursday zombies probably don't have electronics around anymore.

"What are you going to do?"

The little witch asked.

Qiao Dui, who had become a waist, changed back to his waist at this time, and fell into Qiao Dui's hands, he lifted his clothes and stuffed them into his stomach.

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The guest who had just woken up rubbed his eyes, thinking he was still dreaming.

"The experiment is successful, let's go."

Qiao Twilight touched her belly, as if a new life was born inside.

He asked Johannes to stay here to take care of those who had fainted, and kept in touch with him, leaving the mall with the little witch and Gu Yingying.

In that time, there was chaos outside, and the sound of Crazy Thursday came and went.

Qiao Twilight saw that the mobile phone they fell to the ground was playing a clip of a short video, and it turned out that those people who didn't know the truth took pictures of the appearance of other polluted people and uploaded them to the short video software.

He roughly estimated that at least a third of the world's population has been contaminated with memes by now, and that's just a few minutes.

"The Internet is so convenient."

Qiao Du couldn't help but sigh.

"Is this the time to lament this?"

The little witch complained.

"Xiao Ai, help me unlock this car."

"Sorry, master, this is a pure fuel car, and it does not have intelligent driving functions, please choose the hybrid car in front."

The voice of the artificial intelligence rang out from Qiao Dui's phone.

"Okay."

Qiao Du chose the previous hybrid car with a green license plate with autonomous driving function.

He sat in the driver's seat and let the two girls sit in the back seat.

"Xiao Ai, let's go to the Foreign Chinese School affiliated to Jiangcheng University."

"Yes, master."

The car immediately moved on its own.

Bang –

Outside, a zombie banged the window, making a gurgling sound.

But the engine had started, and the zombie couldn't catch up with them.

"Intelligent driving is terrifying."

Qiao Du had only mentioned it in the movie before, but he didn't expect that the current reality technology has also developed to this extent.

The car soon arrived at the school, and it was already a mess.

"Let's watch fewer short videos."

After Qiao Du got out of the car, he looked at the security guard who was running in a circle in the distance and sighed.

The three of them walked into the campus and came to the location of the merit box.

Since the wish will only take effect tomorrow, everyone can still see the merit box.

Gu Yingying didn't know why, for her, it was like being in an adventure movie.

"What are you going to do now?"

The little witch wondered how Qiao Du was going to use this cognition-altering anomaly.

In her opinion, if Jo Twilight made a wish to make the whole world think that she had eaten the Crazy Thursday set, that wish would not come true until tomorrow, and before that, they would die after midnight tonight.

No matter how much you make a wish, it is difficult to guarantee that everyone in this world will survive.

She looked at Jo Twilight.

Qiao Du took out her mobile phone and scanned the QR code.

Then, he closed his eyes and made a wish.

After a while, Qiao Dui opened her eyes.

"That's the end of it?"

The little witch didn't feel any change in the world.

Gu Yingying looked around, and it seemed that she could still hear the cry of Crazy Thursday.

"We just have to wait until tomorrow."

Qiao Du clapped her hands.

"So, what exactly did you wish for?"

The little witch was curious.

"You'll find out tomorrow."

Twilight made a gesture of silence.

"You said it, but if you say it, it won't work."

(End of chapter)