Chapter 2 Gold or Diamond?
Li Zixu's face darkened, and he didn't want to answer.
Yu Lanlan didn't talk about her own situation from beginning to end, and blindly asked others, no matter how gentle her temper was, she would be unhappy in her heart after all.
If it weren't for the fact that she was the blind date arranged by the master, Li Zixu would have wanted to turn his face and deny people!
"I see... Miss Yu, let's introduce yourself first! ”
Pouting, Yu Lanlan said lightly.
"What, didn't Aunt Wang tell you about my situation?"
"Nope!"
"I'm twenty-eight this year, unemployed at home, divorced, with two children, and out of the house... That's all, what's the problem? ”
Yu Lanlan was right.
"Divorce, clean house?"
Seeing Li Zixu's sudden change in expression, Aunt Wang explained embarrassedly.
"Oh, what's the point of being divorced, doesn't such a woman know how to live a better life? As for going out of the house, there is nothing wrong with it, and there will be no ties when you live together in the future, right? ”
As soon as she said that there was nothing to do, Yu Lanlan didn't agree.
"Just because he doesn't have any ties doesn't mean I don't..."
Li Zixu frowned.
"What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting, didn't I just say it? I still have two children, so you have to pay me 15,000 yuan a month for living expenses on time! ”
"How much? Fifteen thousand? ”
"That's right, 5,000 is their support and education fund, and the other 10,000 is my living expenses, what, is it a lot? Not much! I'm with you, I don't want anything, what if we get old and our marriage is not stable? I have to rely on my children, right? ”
Glancing at Li Zixu contemptuously, Yu Lanlan said again.
"Don't say you can't get 15,000 yuan, no matter what... You're a man too! ”
After Li Zixu listened, he couldn't help laughing.
"Heh, man... What's wrong with the man? Is it a man who has to help you raise other people's seeds? ”
After Li Zixu listened, it was difficult to have any good words.
Similarly, when Yu Lanlan heard this, her face was also not very good-looking.
"If you don't want to, just say it, what don't you plant, will you speak?"
"I'm married to you, so isn't my child also your child?"
Li Zixu smiled.
"My child? I'm sorry, I don't dare to ask for it! How cheap do I have to be to do such a thing? ”
After hearing this, the male compatriots on the side were also upset, and kept persuading Li Zixu.
"Yes, brother can't ask for it, the special mother still wants people to raise her and other men's seeds, how do you say it?"
"That's it!"
"You ——!"
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Aunt Wang hurriedly played a round.
"Eh, okay, okay, there's something to discuss, isn't it? It's all negotiable... Don't be angry! ”
After Wang Xiuchun persuaded Yu Lanlan, she talked about Li Zixu again.
"Hey, alright... Zixu... This blind date was arranged by your master on behalf of me, if you don't give Aunt Wang face, you have to give your master a face, right? ”
Li Zixu grimaced.
"It's because it was arranged by the master, so I don't think it's necessary, you see what she asked... Is it the words of a man? ”
Li Zixu didn't understand what Aunt Wang meant, this woman was shameless to such a point.
What's the point of going on?
If he hadn't wanted to sweep Aunt Wang's face, according to his temper, he would have left a long time ago!
Pouting, Yu Lanlan rolled her eyes and laughed coldly.
"Heh, you can't stand such a request? So why are you still married? You deserve to be single for the rest of your life! ”
"You don't need to worry about being single or not, in short, I won't choose you!"
"Cut, it's like I rarely choose you, you can't meet my basic requirements, do you still expect that woman to live with you for the rest of your life?"
"Basic requirements? What do you mean... Do you have any other requests? ”
"Or else!" Yu Lanlan looked proud and did not shy away from it.
"I still have to ask for a bride price of 300,000 yuan to get married, three chapters of the law, don't have children, don't have sex early, don't live with his parents, and even if I have the same room, you can't force me... I don't come back in the evening, and he can't ask more... He has to get me no money! ”
"That's all there is to it, get married if you meet it, get out if you don't meet it, I don't have time to waste it with you stinky men!"
After hearing this, Li Zixu's blood pressure rose sharply, and he almost didn't come up in one breath.
After listening to it, the male compatriots around him also called themselves experts.
"This is special, just throw the cheating in the face of the man, right? Did the man dig up her ancestral grave? She wants to be such a disgusting person? ”
"Isn't it, damn it, I'm... This woman is truly popular! ”
Li Zixu listened, neither laughing nor angry.
"May I take the liberty of asking the last sentence?"
knew that this blind date was basically a failure, so Yu Lanlan didn't care.
"You ask..."
Li Zixu scoffed.
"I just want to know, are you inlaid with gold, or are you drilled... Have you ever looked in the mirror? ”
Yu Lanlan heard the offense in Li Zixu's words, and immediately slapped the table again and scolded angrily.
"What do you mean, bastard?"
Li Zixu smiled.
"It's not interesting, I just want to know how you managed to be so shameless?"
"You said you were young, you're twenty-eight, half-old, you said you have the ability, you're still a jobless vagrant, you say you're a little beautiful, but you're still a mother of two children..."
"You say you have the right to ask others instead of yourself? Isn't that place where you're gold-encrusted?! ”
When the people around heard this, they were stunned for a moment, then laughed and applauded.
"Well said, brother! Give you a round of applause! Well done! ”
Seeing that the people around her were coaxing, and the slapping was endless, Yu Lanlan reacted, her face was flushed with shame, and she gritted her teeth angrily.
"Surnamed Li, you bastard!"
In a fit of rage, Yu Lanlan grabbed the plates and coffee cups on the table and kept throwing them at Li Zixu, but Li Zixu easily dodged them.
Bang Bang Bang!
Plates and cups were smashed!
Seeing that Yu Lanlan was anxious, Li Zixu's face became even more sneering.
"Don't smash it, these plates and cups have been dropped, I'm afraid you won't have to lose a lot!"
Hearing this, Yu Lanlan was stunned, and her face became even more angry.
"I pay? Why should I pay! You invited the old lady... If you want to pay, you will pay for yourself! ”
"The cost of the blind date has to pay for me... You're still not a man? ”
Seeing Yu Lanlan bite back, Li Zixu laughed instead of being angry.
"Yes, it's true that I came on a blind date, but I never thought I would meet such a broken shoe as you, and besides, I didn't order these things, let alone eat them, and I didn't smash the plate, why should I help you pay for it? Just because you are ugly and want to be beautiful? ”
"You ——!"