Chapter 190: Don't pretend
"Yes...... It was the chicken I stole. ”
Although he didn't eat the chicken called Hua, under Qin Huairu's whispered persuasion, even if Jia Zhang was very reluctant, he had to "admit" that he stole Xu Damao's chicken.
Otherwise, the Liu brothers and sisters would really "invite" the stick terrier to come over with the support of bangs.
"Okay, I went to your house before and asked you where the chicken in the pot came from, and you told me that it was sent by a stupid pillar, why did you change your mouth and admit to stealing the chicken now?"
Xu Damao was very angry, but it was not all because of the chicken stolen by Jia Zhang's family, and the thick phlegm that she spit on.
"Hmph, is it interesting to be entangled like this? I stole this chicken, I'm hungry, right? I apologize to you, just lose money for you, don't be unforgiving! ”
After Jia Zhang finished speaking, Qin Huairu also cried and said miserably:
"Da Mao, the three uncles, and all the neighbors, my mother-in-law is not good, and she shouldn't steal chickens. But she hadn't eaten meat in a long time, and she couldn't help ...... today."
Silly Zhu couldn't see Qin Huairu's appearance the most, so he also scolded Xu Damao angrily:
"What's wrong with eating your chicken? You dog, you dare to sow discord, saying that I play a stick terrier, why don't I get ...... today?"
scolded and scolded, and wanted to rush over and beat the other party again.
Da Mao is not virtuous, deliberately bombarding the fist.
"Silly pillar!"
Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily: "Don't mess around here!" What I have to deal with now is Jia Zhang's stealing chickens, as for whether you hit the stick terrier or not, I'll talk about it later! ”
Liu Haizhong also shouted: "Do you still have a few of our uncles in your eyes?" will bully others! If you don't change it, don't blame the three of us for criticizing you together! ”
Yan Bugui persuaded: "Silly Zhu, don't make trouble, don't embarrass your parents." ”
As soon as he said this, the onlookers all laughed and turned their curious eyes to Miss Xue.
Miss Xue was a little embarrassed and hid behind her uncle.
Yi Zhonghai also glanced at it, and then said to Jia Zhang:
"Old sister-in-law, forget it this time, there must be no next time. You apologize to Xu Damao, and then pay him two yuan, and the matter is over. ”
It's okay to apologize, it's okay to compensate, but two dollars is too much!
Jia Zhang was dissatisfied: "This chicken is worth one dollar, why should I pay two yuan!" ”
Xu Damao was even more dissatisfied: "This is an old hen that lays eggs, it's worth a dollar?" Otherwise, I'll give you ten dollars, and you give me ten of these old hens. ”
Yi Zhonghai asked, "How much do you want about Damao?" ”
Xu Damao snorted: "I keep this chicken to lay eggs, and when my daughter-in-law is confined, I will have to raise it for at least a year." This year, even if it only lays two eggs a week, it is much better. So I'm asking for five bucks. ”
Five pieces?
Jia Zhangshi blurted out in anger and said dirty: "You dog thing, why don't you grab it!" If your daughter-in-law is confined, will your daughter-in-law lay eggs, just be confined? ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
There is no way, in these years, Lou Xiao'e can't have children, but she will be ridiculed.
Miss Xue sighed, and had the heart to speak to Lou Xiao'e, but everyone was laughing, what could she say?
As for whether she is worried about herself and her uncle in the future......
There's really no need for that.
She is only worried now that she will be made belly by the bad uncle before she has a certificate.
Xu Damao looked anxious: "You have all heard it, Jia Zhang's is a personal attack!" ”
Even though he said that, everyone was still laughing.
Yi Zhonghai's face was not good-looking.
Xu Damao has been married for a few years and has no children, but he, an uncle, has been married for decades, isn't he also childless?
What's so funny about that!
Aunt Yi didn't laugh, she felt that she was the old version of Lou Xiao'e, and she only felt uncomfortable for a while.
Desperate!
What a terrible word.
It's not the same as Dink.
Dink has a baby, and he can still have it.
But can she still give birth?
After the laughter stopped, Yi Zhonghai suppressed his anger and shouted:
"Damao's request is very reasonable, sister-in-law, you can accompany him for five yuan and break up the meeting!"
Do you really want to lose five dollars?
Think about it!
Jia Zhang's completely stopped pretending, she sat on the ground, patted her thighs and howled:
"Lao Jia, take a look, Lao Yi and Xu Damao, this little brute, bullied me......"
There are two reasons why she is so unfiguratively sprinkled:
First, losing five yuan is the same as Qin Huairu's marriage to Silly Zhu, which involves her vital interests;
Second, she is a chicken thief, and her image is already a mess, so she can break the jar and break it, as long as she gets actual benefits.
Anyway, the worse she is, the more Qin Huairu looks good...... This is called the law of conservation of "image and character".
Miss Xue was dumbfounded, she really didn't expect that an old man who usually sat at the door with the soles of his shoes and looked quite kind would actually use such a method.
What a human being is unseemly!
Yi Zhonghai was so angry that the corners of his eyes twitched, but he still said kindly:
"Old sister-in-law, don't make trouble, no one is bullying you here! Damao's request was not excessive, and your act of stealing chickens was wrong, so I think five yuan is a very reasonable amount of compensation. ”
'Reasonable fart, you and Xu Damao are both desperate, of course you will protect him. ’
Jia Zhang's heart was secretly hateful, but he didn't dare to say it, and still cried and called Lao Jia.
In fact, she has been laughing at Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Yi in private, but she doesn't dare to show it.
After all, you still have to rely on others to help!
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai couldn't handle it, Liu Haizhong felt that the opportunity to show his face had come, he slapped the table and got up and shouted:
"Jia Zhang's family, the above text is clearly against feudal superstition, if you call Lao Jia again, we will have to approve you!"
Yan Bugui looked at Qin Huairu: "Feudal superstition is unacceptable, widow Qin, go and persuade your mother-in-law." ”
Qin Huairu said aggrievedly: "I can't persuade her!" Moreover, losing five yuan is really too much, it is worth the rations of two of my family for a month......"
Silly Zhu stepped forward: "Sister Qin, don't worry, I'll pay for your mother-in-law." ”
Seeing that the stupid brother was like this again, He Yushui secretly hated in his heart:
'I don't care about you anymore, my father has Sister Xiaoling, and he won't care about you, you continue to fool around with Qin Huairu, and fight a bachelor for the rest of your life! ’
This girl already has no hope for her silly brother, as long as the silly brother doesn't drag her father and sister Xiaoling into the water, she will be thankful.
Hearing that the stupid pillar was asking for money, Jia Zhang's suddenly jumped up and stopped spilling...... After all, it's cold on the ground.
Everyone was speechless, not only because of the stupid Zhu Erba, but also because Jia Zhang was so realistic.
Silly Zhu took out a five-yuan bill and said to Xu Damao: "Sun thief, you have to be careful in the future, don't fall into my hands." ”
Xu Damao took the money, and then said to Liu Haizhong:
"Second uncle, did you hear me, the stupid pillar still wants to take revenge on me."
Liu Haizhong looked at Chen Tao: "What do you think, Lao He?" ”
(End of chapter)