"Silly Mao! Silly Mao! I'll just call you stupid, what's wrong? Messing with the relationship between men and women, I think you should be sent to the security department, and let the factory hold a meeting to criticize you! ”

Silly Zhu shouted.

Forget about the others, but Xu Damao is a dog, he has to beat the water dog!

"Uncle He, don't let him talk nonsense! If the Security Section takes it seriously, I'm out of luck! ”

Xu Damao looked at Chen Tao, hoping that he could be as "fair" as before.

Of course, Chen Tao was fair, and he said to the stupid pillar:

"Pillar, I'm a little thirsty, you go to the house and pour me some water."

Silly Zhu smiled and responded, not refusing his father's request.

After he left, Yi Zhonghai returned to the topic:

"Da Mao, do you promise to divorce Lou Xiao'e?"

Hearing this, everyone focused their attention on Xu Damao again.

Xu Damao glared at Lou Xiao'e and said loudly:

"Since Lou Xiao'e wants a divorce, then if I don't agree, it's like I can't leave her! Hmph, I promise a divorce, but I have to make two more statements. First, I divorced Lou Xiao'e because she couldn't give birth and caused our relationship to be discordant; Second, I really have nothing to do with Qin Huairu's cousin, we are just friends! ”

Lou Xiao'e smiled, held the pile of physical examination sheets high, and gently shook them under everyone's gaze, like a banner of victory.

One is the doctor's diagnosis, and the other is Xu Damao's own words, who everyone will believe is self-explanatory.

Xu Damao's face was extremely ugly.

Yi Zhonghai sighed secretly in his heart, inexplicably feeling lucky.

Seeing that he didn't speak, he said on his behalf:

"Xu Damao, since you have agreed to divorce, then you should come and read this divorce agreement. If you think it's okay, you can sign it. Lou Xiao'e has already signed. ”

As he spoke, he poked his finger at the two pieces of paper that had been drafted by someone, lying quietly in the middle of the table.

Silly Zhu also came back at this time, and was serving tea and water to his parents, and when he saw that everyone wanted to see the content of the agreement, he proposed:

"Second uncle, why don't you just read it to everyone!"

"Fuck off!"

Xu Damao snorted and took the agreement and looked at it carefully.

The content of the agreement, in addition to registering the divorce tomorrow and dissolving the marriage relationship, is about the division of property.

It's not a division, after all, Lou Xiao'e doesn't look down on his dilapidated house, let alone the three melons and two dates in his pocket, but the money he spent on Qin Jingru must be returned in full.

Therefore, Xu Damao quickly read the agreement and had no objections.

In the final analysis, he is also a person who wants to save face, if he doesn't pay back the money, then the stupid pillar will give him a promotion, he will be too shameless.

Seeing Xu Damao put down the agreement, Yi Zhonghai asked, "Is there a problem?" ”

Xu Damao shook his head.

Yi Zhonghai handed out the fountain pen.

Xu Damao first glared at his prospective ex-wife Lou Xiao'e, who seemed to have the words "you sign quickly" written on her face, and then took the pen and signed her name on both agreements.

Lou Xiao'e took her share, and then admonished:

"Tomorrow morning, we'll see you at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau."

Xu Damao snorted: "See you when you see it!" Whoever doesn't go is a grandson! ”

Silly Zhu laughed and mocked: "You stupid Mao, let's go to the hospital for a check-up as soon as possible!" Otherwise, he doesn't even have a son, where is the grandson? ”

Xu Damao sneered at each other: "You are a fool who has never even touched a woman, how are you qualified to talk to me about your son and grandson?" ”

Seeing that the two of them were hurting each other again, everyone couldn't help laughing, and for a while, the middle courtyard was filled with happy air.

"Pillars!"

The deaf old lady shouted, "I'm a little cold now, you can send me back." ”

Lou Xiao'e lives with her, so she plans to start matching the two tonight.

"Okay, I'll carry you!"

was ridiculed by everyone, and the stupid pillar was also a little embarrassed, just running away with the old lady on his back.

"Xiaoling, do you want me to carry you?"

Chen Tao also made a joke, which immediately made Miss Xue ashamed, and everyone also coaxed.

"Don't!"

Miss Xue decisively refused.

"Okay, since you don't want me to carry it, then I'll hug you!"

Saying that, Chen Tao hugged his little wife into his arms in the way of "princess hug".

Before leaving, he also said to everyone:

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you have wives, hurry home to accompany your wives. We have to learn a lesson and stop getting divorced! ”

After that, he turned around and ignored everyone's jokes, and carried the ostrich-like Xue girl into the house.

Legal couples, it's no problem to hug each other.

Once inside, it's even more fine to sleep together.

Miss Xue stretched out her hand, pressed her face against the uncle's face, and asked with a smile:

"Uncle, you said that I am the kind of fertile physique. But why, I'm still not pregnant? ”

Chen Tao also smiled: "Do you really not understand this girl, or do you not understand?" Don't those old ladies in your office discuss these things with you? ”

Of course it was discussed!

But I'm really embarrassed to get involved in this kind of topic.

And, even if I did, they wouldn't believe it.

Miss Xue denied with a red face: "We only discuss work, not this kind of thing." ”

"Okay, I'll tell you about it."

Although Miss Xue is a teacher, she is a student in her spare time at night, and she has to listen to her uncle's lectures obediently.

***

Next.

After coming out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lou Xiao'e didn't even look at Xu Damao, and rode back to the compound first.

Xu Damao also snorted and rode to the rolling ...... Hospital.

He didn't go there to check his body, but just to get a fake test sheet to prove that he was fine.

In other words, he coaxed, and he didn't dare to check.

What if something is really found?

Then will he live in the future!

All in all, he felt that he was all right, and there was no need to check.

Midday.

Xu Damao took the inspection sheet, returned to the rolling mill, and came to the first canteen with the lunch box.

As Silly Zhu's sworn enemy, he knows that Silly Pillar's dog thing will definitely promote the "fake" news that he can't do.

Therefore, he deliberately came to the place of Silly Pillar to "fight fakes".

Worker A smiled: "Da Mao, the stupid pillar said that you can't give birth, is it really fake?" ”

Xu Damao smiled and slapped the inspection slip on the other party's face.

"Everything works fine...... Haha, that's stupid. ”

Worker A smiled and shook his head.

"That's right, this is going to speak ill of me! I've checked and there are no problems! ”

Xu Damao said angrily.

His voice was loud enough for the entire cafeteria to hear.

Ma Hua naturally heard it, and hurriedly went to the back kitchen to inform Silly Zhu.

"Your wife is fine, and you are fine, so how many years have you been married, why don't you have any children?"

Worker B was puzzled.

"It should be my ex-wife who is sick! It's just that she has been cured the most recently, so she hasn't found out the problem. Hmph, I'm so unlucky that I've been delayed by her for years. ”

Xu Damao slandered irresponsibly.

Qin Huairu was not far behind him, and when he heard this, he said curiously:

"How many tests did you do? Why did the results come out so quickly? What time did you leave the Civil Affairs Bureau? ”

When Xu Damao heard this, his face suddenly turned green.

Other workers also reacted.

The stupid pillar who came to the shop window also laughed loudly:

"Silly Mao, don't try to lie to me, did you make a fake report to fool people? Otherwise, I will take a leave of absence to accompany you for an examination in the afternoon. I can pay for the inspection fee as long as you want! ”

Many people immediately chimed in:

"Widow Qin is right, how can there be results so quickly?"

"Silly Zhu, you accompany Damao, I'll pay the inspection fee!"

"I can afford a few cents, count me in as one!"

"Count me in!"

"Da Mao! Let's do it, if it doesn't work, don't lie, I'll accompany you in the afternoon! ”

"Yes, if there is a problem, treat it early, it's not too late!"

“……”

Xu Damao's face turned red, and he said angrily:

"Can you believe the words of the stupid pillar? Don't listen to his nonsense! I'm so dignified, why do I make fake reports? That's true, there are fewer people in the hospital today, so the results come out quickly! ”

That's barely a good idea.

Silly Zhu still didn't believe it: "Since you are fine, then check again, and I will also go over to testify." ”

"Fuck off!"

Xu Damao sneered: "You have time to care about me, why don't you care about yourself first, why can't you even find a partner, are you embarrassed to talk about me?" I think you're the problem, so I don't even dare to look for a partner! ”

When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at the stupid pillar with suspicion.

Qin Huairu said in his heart, if only Silly Zhu really had a problem, he wouldn't give him a child at that time, and he wouldn't even have to find an excuse.

Silly Zhu said angrily: "If you have the ability, let's go check together in the afternoon to see who has the problem?" ”

Xu Damao sneered: "When you find your daughter-in-law and give birth to a child, everyone will naturally know that you have no problem, and you don't need to go out of your way to check." ”

Silly Zhu said confidently: "Okay, you wait for me." I'll get married this year, and I'll give birth to a big fat boy next year, and I'll envy you to death! ”

Xu Damao glanced at Qin Huairu, and said in his heart, "You stupid Zhu still want to give birth to a big fat boy?"

You're going to die!

At night.

In the backyard, the deaf came to his wife's house.

In order to match Lou Xiao'e and Silly Zhu, the old lady specially called Silly Zhu over to cook for her and let him get along with Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiao'e is very incompatible with Silly Zhu.

After all, the latter said that she was a hen that did not lay eggs, and was taken seriously by many people.

But in this case, for the sake of Chen Tao's face, Lou Xiao'e no longer wants to worry about stupid pillars.

In less than half a month, she will leave the capital and go to Hong Kong Island with her parents to develop.

On the round table, there are four dishes of two meat and two vegetarian dishes, as well as a bottle of wine and two wine glasses.

Looking at Lou Xiao'e, and then at the eldest grandson Silly Zhu, the deaf old lady showed her only few remaining teeth, and persuaded with a smile:

"Ezi, the dishes made by Silly Zhu are no worse than his Lao Tzu, you can taste it...... No, you two might as well have a drink first! It's also quite cold on this big night, and drinking alcohol can warm up your body. ”

Lou Xiao'e smiled: "Haha, the dishes he makes are not worse than Uncle He?" Old lady, ask him, does he dare to admit that his dishes are better than Uncle He's? ”

The deaf old lady is reasonable: "The stupid pillar is young, and he can still make progress, and the dishes he will make in the future will definitely be more delicious!" You'll have a good time in the future! ”

Do you really want to match me and Silly Zhu?

It's a pity, I'm going to leave soon, so I'd better leave it to Widow Qin!

(End of chapter)