The Spring Festival Gala on Chinese New Year's Eve was lackluster, and the sketches were deliberately sensational, without irony.

Especially Uncle Zhao's sketch "Heart Disease", what is there to be happy about the plot of discovering that his wife is someone else's first love?

However, there are still a lot of golden sentences.

What kind of money is so vulgar! Yes? …… How much can I give?

My heart, pull out the cold and pull out the cold!

Let's listen to the first topic, postpartum care for sows...... Got the wrong book.

I don't want to know how I got to land, I just want to know how I didn't have land.

Teacher Fan Wei is indeed full of humor.

His dialect, in particular, is the finishing touch to his sense of humor.

watched his sketches, and some of them were taken by him to speak Northeast dialect, which was simply magical.

During the New Year's greetings, Hao Yun sent text messages one by one, including Jiang Wen, Ge You, Zhang Jizhong, Liu Weiqiang, Zhen Kung Fu, Liu Furong, and everyone who left contact information for each other.

Most of them will have a reply, but I don't know if it's a reply or an assistant doing it for me.

This Spring Festival, the children in the village have watched Infernal Affairs.

Obviously said that it was three years, but three years later, three years later, three years later, and three years, it's almost ten years, boss!

Give me a chance, I want to be a good person!

The fortune teller said that I was a great accomplishment......

These lines were cooked by their memorization, and one by one Xiaodouding was also performed.

Hao Yun felt that they were not normal, but movies are just movies after all, and in a few days when school starts, they will be punished by the teacher by the ears and going to the front.

A year later, Zhejiang TV began to broadcast "Shooting the Condor", and Hao Yunjia's TV could watch it.

The whole village knows about this and is looking forward to it.

soon saw Hao Yun's appearance.

Although it was only a few minutes, with his good looks, Hao Yun, a little Taoist, still won unanimous praise from everyone.

No one spoiled the atmosphere and pointed out that he was a silver thief.

Even if it's a silver thief, such a handsome silver thief, then ...... Then take him.

What's more, in this TV series, people have not become bad at all, and they have a proper and decent chivalrous demeanor.

However, this does not prevent this version of "Shooting the Condor" from being sprayed into a sieve.

The voices of Li Guanpeng and Zhou Xun in the play are simply miserable.

It's hard to explain why Zhang Jizhong insisted on having Zhou Xun dubbed, unless he deliberately wanted to make everyone sick and destroy the image of Huang Rong in everyone's minds.

It doesn't cost a lot of money to find a voice actor.

He also changed Huang Rong's clothes without authorization, Huang Rong's ice flower snow suit was changed to a red peach blossom low-cut suit, which is elegant, but how can you wear a soft hedgehog armor in this low-cut suit?

The key is that Zhou Xun has nothing to revise.

In this regard, Zhou Xun was deprived of the reputation of Haojiazhuang's first daughter-in-law - last year's Spring Festival broadcast advertisements for her and Hao Yun, and the villagers instigated Hao Yun to chase her down.

Now, persuade Hao Yun to change it.

We can't wronged our children.

In addition, Yang Kang played by Zhou Jie is an obvious failure, which is far from Miao Qiaowei's suave back then, and has almost become everyone's consensus.

Zhuyu was in front of him, and there was no one who didn't spray him, and even Hao Yun wanted to turn off the TV.

And Li Guanpeng is the worst scolded in this version of "Shooting the Condor" after "Yang Kang".

looks so shrewd, he has to pretend to be stupid, Huang Rihua's stupidity is not pretending at first glance, and Li Guanpeng's personal traces are too obvious, he is uniquely assertive, and he speaks deliberately slowly.

In short, it's very contrived.

There is no harm if there is no comparison, Hao Yun's Yin Zhiping makes people feel very eye-catching.

is in the same frame as Li Guanpeng, and the appearance has an extremely strong contrast.

Of course, these are all comments that Hao Yun saw in the town's Internet café, and he definitely didn't spend money to buy the lead actor.

In dozens of episodes of TV series, he only has more scenes, and he steps on the starring role.

If you want to say that it is not without praise, at least the framing of Zhang Jizhong's version is more conscientious, and the fights and light and shadow special effects can also see where the money is spent.

Hao Yun received a call from Shi Xiaoqiang on the fifth day of junior high school, saying that he was inviting him and Wu Laoliu to have dinner in Huaibei.

Count the days, this poisonous tongue monster should be getting married.

Could it be that he wanted to invite them to drink the wine and greed for their money.

Wu Laoliu drove over, picked up Hao Yun, and took him on a trip to Huaibei.

Black Bean is a little reluctant to give up on country life, but when he thinks of meeting beautiful girls soon, he feels that the world is so big that he should go around.

The road was muddy, and the car was dirty after arriving in the city.

Teacher Shi ...... What about your daughter-in-law? Hao Yun shook hands with the other party, he didn't get the wisdom attribute, he got the useless poisonous tongue attribute, I don't know who this guy is scolding on the side of the road.

"Let's go, let's take you to eat the famous local imperial chicken."

Shi Xiaoqiang threw away his cigarette butt and led the two into the small shop on the side.

There are only two tables in the store, and one of them is eating, and the restaurant exudes a strong fragrance.

A large pot with chicken or something in it, and pancakes on the side.

Simmer and eat when cooked.

In the process of waiting, Hao Yun was very curious: "Teacher Shi, why do you seem to have a plague, listless." ”

No way, I just accidentally slapped the poisonous tongue attribute casually.

"When we were children, we all ignorantly thought that money was everything, and when we grew up, we realized that we didn't think wrong at all when we were children......" Shi Xiaoqiang wiped his face, his eyes bloodshot and tired.

"Dumped?" Wu Lao Liu lit a cigarette and handed it to him.

This feeling is a little different from his, but the effect is estimated to be about the same.

"When you are young, you will be loose and slack when you encounter setbacks, how can you become great in the future!" Hao Yun slapped the pot table and shouted, "Boss, come to the bottle...... Broad! ”

You have to drive away after eating, and you can't drink.

There are thousands of roads, safety first!

In fact, there is no need to guess what happened, it is nothing more than a bird thing.

"In such a small city, you are a graduate student of a prestigious school, a university teacher, a dragon and a phoenix among people, what woman is not at your disposal." Although I don't understand why I cry and complain about looking for these two passers-by A and B, who have no friendship, but he is very familiar with this kind of thing by eating people's mouths and comforting Wu Lao Liu.

At the beginning, everyone else comforted him like this.

When you are comforted by others, you will learn to comfort others and become a doctor after a long illness.

"I gave up staying in school, I had to come to my hometown in a small city, just for that girl, but because I didn't have as much money as someone else, she married the son of a rich man on a blind date, just because his family has a mine!" Shi Xiaoqiang wiped a handful of tears, and Wu Lao Liu hurriedly handed him a tissue.

Dude, can you not run your nose when you cry.

Fortunately, the table next door has been cleaned up and left, otherwise it would not have been watched.

As for the owner and waiter of the shop, it is estimated that he is cutting the ingredients inside, even if he sees it, there is no fuss, he has seen a lot of people, many people like to cry and cry when they drink some wine, Shi Xiaoqiang is at most a rehearsal before drinking.

"It's good to have a mine at home, it's me and I'll marry." Hao Yun put himself in his shoes and thought about it, and he could immediately understand the woman.

"The mineral reserves on your side have reached the end, and private contracting is prohibited, and your rival in love has no development at home." Wu Lao Liu came to say.

It doesn't help, and there are some people she doesn't see the future development at all.

"Ten years of affection...... Woowoo...... Just because I don't have any money. Shi Xiaoqiang continued to wipe his tears.

"It's not necessarily just because you don't have money, do you think you're not only not rich, but also ugly?" Hao Yun patted the other party and reached 80 wisdom attributes.

It's over, it's in love, it's up, it's not so smart.

"~!" Shi Xiaoqiang couldn't cry anymore.

The shopkeeper lifted the pot, poured in the side dishes, stirred and lid, indicating that it would be ready to eat in a few minutes.

"Then what are your plans, do you want us to go back to the capital to develop, and you want us to take you back by the way?"

Wu Lao Liu understood a little, and like him, he was determined to leave and go outside sadly, and then mix up the name of the hall, so that people could not see jokes.

"Hao Yun, you said last year, if I want to make a lot of money one day, I can go to the entertainment industry to find you, and you take me to make a fortune, does this still count?" Shi Xiaoqiang wiped his tears and asked.

"I'm kidding." Hao Yun was shocked.

Can't this person even hear a joke, that sentence is to reply to Shi Xiaoqiang that he is mentally ill and will definitely regret choosing Nortel.

Angry talk.

You persuade me to be good, how can I drag you into the sea.

"Then don't joke now, do you think it's okay, I'm not satisfied with ordinary work, ordinary work is definitely not as much as the coal boss." Shi Xiaoqiang is very persistent.

Completely forgot what he had said to Hao Yun at the beginning.

Those so-called drunken gold fans are all fake, prosperous and desolate.

Material enjoyment is higher than spiritual abundance, which is a kind of sorrow of intelligent life.

It's like an ant who only knows how to do it, but doesn't know why to do it.

For the house and the car, tired like a dog.

But this is the reality, Shi Xiaoqiang's experience is very dramatic, even absurd, he is a top student of Beijing Normal University, a teacher at the best university in the city, but he lost to a declining coal mine contractor.