Hello everyone.

I am a keyboard warrior, a powerful powerhouse of the transcendent universal school.

As long as I hold the keyboard in my hand and connect to the Internet, even the containment who blooms four times will be out of control by me!

On the Internet, I call for wind and rain, and I strike hard!

Day before yesterday.

I was in contact with the dogleg at the behest of the legislators at the behest of the higher authorities.

Yesterday morning.

I came to Kechen City.

Last night.

I started lashing out at a transcendent person codenamed Bai Impermanence on the Internet.

By the way, in a word, let a man give himself 550,000.

You're in control!

......

This morning.

There has been a lot of scolding on the Internet about Bai Impermanence.

My guidance was correct.

You're in control!

......

This afternoon.

I found no trace of Bai Wuchang.

Why doesn't this person go online for a day to justify himself?

But while I didn't succeed in finding any trace of Bai Wuchang, I almost caused one of the containes to get out of control!

I feel very happy.

This group of official people, stupid.

You're in control!

......

I thought I could take a stroll around the city and relax.

Tomorrow, I should be able to find Bai Impermanence.

Normal people will definitely go online in two days.

Tomorrow night, I will be able to leave Kechen City.

You're in control!

......

While wandering around, I discovered a transcendent whose ability was supposed to suppress the movement of the containment object by making milk tea.

The noble transcendent is actually using his ability to serve ordinary people!

Pity!

What a pity!

I will save him from the sea of suffering!

And jealous of the legislators, there is a great lack of logistics support personnel.

I'm going to recruit him.

In this way, when I leave tomorrow, I will not only efficiently complete the task of the jealous councilor, but also expand the membership!

But how to recruit new ones?

I don't have any experience.

But it doesn't matter, I'm smart and can learn quickly.

I went to the forum and studied effectively.

I unleashed my kindness on the noble and unaware transcendent.

He must have been attracted to me.

You're in control!

And then......

I was caught.

It's okay, it's okay, everything......

Not to the worst yet!

They should just think that I am an ordinary wild transcendent, and Kechen City is tolerant of wild transcendents.

I didn't do anything bad!

......

"Tell me, who are you from the Transcendent Ecumenical School?"

The keyboard warrior sitting in the interrogation room had a ...... expression when he heard this

Dazed.

"What are you talking about, leader? I don't understand. ”

And in his heart, he shouted wildly, why don't you play according to the routine!!

Shouldn't I be given a normal opening line with my name, age, gender, etc.?

Then, through these questions and answers, the rhythm of the conversation is established, how did it open up at the beginning!!

The interrogator was not polite, took out a keyboard from the keyboard man's bag, and asked:

"What is this?"

"Leader, this is a keyboard, I'm an online writer, I carry a keyboard with me, it's very reasonable......"

The keyboard warrior thinks it's not a big problem, he doesn't enter a city, and he will have the corresponding legal identity to be registered!

"Don't talk about it yet, you look at this first."

The interrogator directly interrupted the keyboard man's words, and then handed him a copy of the material, which was a bold ...... Application.

"Application

Dear leaders, hello.

In order to gain a deeper understanding of the corresponding information of Internet trolls, I requested an autopsy on the corpse of the transcendent ecumenical school.

Cadre level.

The fresher, the better.

Sincerely.

Salute!

Applicant: Corpse reader

Application time: Love every day of work"

Keyboard Warrior: ???

When the keyboard warrior was seen reading the application, the interrogator continued:

"The ability of our comrade, as the name suggests, is to read corpses."

"Nope! You're killing people! I don't know what an extraordinary-universal school is! I'm not a member of the extraordinary, universal! Help me! Help me! Is there anyone to save me?

Please let me go, I'm just an ordinary online writer, I'm just typing a little faster than others, you can't just ...... because I brought a keyboard."

The keyboard warrior's emotions began to collapse and began to cry, snot and tears fell together.

Keyboard Warrior, before he got the containment object and became a containee, he was arrested for cyberbullying others many times, and he was used to crying......

The reason for crying is that I feel really unlucky!

So many people forced Lai Lai on the Internet, why were they arrested.

But this crying skill has been useless for a long time since he became a container, but this skill, which is not very rusty to use today.

The interrogator looked at the sad tears of the young man in front of him, his expression was slightly moved, and he said with "relief":

"It's okay, it's okay if you don't admit it, the ability of our comrade doesn't necessarily need a complete corpse, and it's okay to fake your death.

Even when you fake your death, you don't read much information, but your identity should be read.

We're going to put you in liquid nitrogen and put you in suspended animation, and if you're read out to be a member of the Transcendent Ecumenical School, we're not going to thaw you anymore and let you freeze to death, and we can get more information.

After all, it costs a lot of money to let you thaw and survive without injury, and during this time, we have been attacked by the transcendent universal school one after another, and the funds are a little tight, please understand.

After all, we have limited financial allocations. ”

With the statements of the interrogators, the keyboard warrior ......

The show didn't move.

"Don't freeze me, I confess, I am a cadre under the command of a jealous parliamentarian, code name...... Keyboard Warrior! ”

"Say it well!"

"Leader, what do you say?"

"Say your code name well."

"Well, my code name is ...... Internet trolls. ”

"Well, go ahead."

“......”

Keyboard man, no, troll.

The matter was committed in the afternoon, and the person was caught in the evening.

But the trolls can't figure it out, why were they caught?

He obviously has no flaws!

......

After work today, there are not only duck eggs at the door.

"Lin Hao, you have helped a lot again, fortunately there is your report number, that person just happened to be the guy who hurt Cuihua out of control, things are going too well!"

Lin Hao didn't know about the situation that Cuihua was harmed, but after listening to Duck Dan's brief explanation, he roughly understood the cause and effect.

"How do you know there's something wrong with that person?"

"You know, I'm a cowardly man who spares my life, haven't I been living in a guest house since the compass incident in my rental house?

I thought, I can be extraordinary, why can't others be extraordinary?

What's more, what does that person and I say to see a different world, this is obviously a problem! ”

After hearing this, Duck Dan nodded and said:

"That's right, after we called up the surveillance just now, we also felt that there was a problem, either someone had to send us here, or we had to send it to a psychiatric hospital."

After hearing the interrogation process recounted by Duck Dan and himself, Lin Hao was curious:

"Can a corpse reader read the message of a fake dead?"

"No, I can't fool that guy."

Good guys, it's a show of people and ghosts.

"What are you going to do with trolls?"

"Shut it up for now, if you want to exchange hostages in the future, you can also use it, then I'll continue to work now, and you and I will talk about it after reading it."

After the duck egg left, I had already read and rubbed my hands at Lin Hao, and asked in a low voice:

"Milk tea master, that, the water from this afternoon, is there any more?"

"Yes, but it has to be kept secret!"

"Don't worry, if I say it, I'm a puppy, come, hook and hang, don't change for a hundred years......"

I've read this person, he's quite pragmatic, he doesn't have too much curiosity, he hasn't explored the roots, he's a good person!

Those who know the times are Junjie, give them a thumbs up.

But......

"One hundred years is too short, let's start with two hundred years."

"Okay, do it again, hang yourself with a hook, and you won't be allowed to change ...... for two hundred years"

......

Doglegs are waiting for news.

Dogleg is waiting for a reply from the trolls.

Dogleg couldn't wait any longer and called the trolls......

"Troll, is there any progress today?"

"Hey, hello, the Internet trolls have been arrested by us now, I hope you can turn yourself in, learn your way back, and reform your ......"

Syllable!

The phone was hung up.

The staff member who answered the phone looked at the trolls and said:

"The people in your organization are really rude."

Trolls: You're polite, your whole family is polite!

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【Idle Commuter Pass Reception Center】