"This is slander, this is naked slander!"

After repeatedly reading the contents of the "Letter of Condemnation", the captain of the Chengguan Brigade strongly condemned the transcendent universal school!

In the face of the pious Buddha of the city joint committee, the captain of the urban management brigade sat upright in front of the "law enforcement recorder" pinned to the chest of the pious Buddha-

Seriously, seriously and objectively, from the strategic direction of the development of Kechen City, the components of extraordinary personnel, and the strict implementation of the "Extraordinary Management Regulations of Kechen City", it is reasonable to show that Kechen City has nothing to do with the disappearance incident that just happened 100 kilometers away from Kechen City.

In the process of video recording, the pious Buddha also opened the software of speech to text and recorded it synchronously.

After confirming that the content of the response was almost the same, the pious Buddha Zi signaled the captain of the chengguan brigade to make a concluding speech, and after the concluding speech, the "law enforcement recorder" was turned off.

"So, it really wasn't you who did it." The pious Buddha looked directly into the eyes of the captain of the chengguan brigade.

"Really, if you lie, it's our people who did it, and there are five thunderstorms in the sky!"

As soon as the captain of the chengguan brigade finished speaking, a muffled thunder sounded in the sky.

The pious Buddha didn't think about it, picked up his mobile phone, got up from the wheelchair and turned around and ran.

Medical miracles!

For a pious Buddha, how can anyone swear to thunder, so coincidentally?

The pious Buddha doesn't believe it!

Open the door?

Non-existent, in a hurry, the pious Buddha slammed a figure directly into the door of the captain's office.

The captain of the chengguan brigade was stunned by the actions of the pious Buddha, subconsciously patted himself on the shoulder, said "pay attention to safety", and the surface of his skin quickly climbed up to the stone texture.

Flipping over the table, he rushed out of the captain's office with the pious Buddha and slammed into a figure directly on the wall......

Pious Buddha: "What are you doing with me?!" ”

Captain of the Chengguan Brigade: "What are you running?!" ”

The transcendent who works at this level sees ......

The captain who is single and now is chasing a mummy.

It looks a little anxious, but don't panic, take out your mobile phone and take a photo and send it to your colleague's group, the kind where there is no leader:

[Iron Pillar]: Is the transcendent universal school here? I'm coming!

[Cuihua]: The captain has been single for a long time, and he doesn't even let go of the mummy? If you want me to say, it's not as sexy as Lord Bai Impermanence!

[Corpse Reader]: I've been sleeping in the morgue for the past few days, and I've never seen this.

[Mosaic]: This mummy's panties are bright yellow!

[Cheap name]: This is youth!

【Egg Fried Rice】:......

......

[Duck Egg]: I just connected with the captain, and he said that he was chasing the commissioner's pious Buddha, and he scattered.

Five minutes later.

The pious Buddha and the captain of the chengguan brigade returned to the captain's office together.

The captain looked at the humanoid hollow at the door of the office and the humanoid hollow on the wall, and after a moment of silence, decided to change the office.

After following the captain for two steps, the devout Buddha turned around, returned to the captain's office and sat back in his wheelchair, and then continued to follow......

"Pious Buddha, believe it this time." The captain of the chengguan brigade confirmed again.

"I believe it, I believe it."

The pious Buddha asked with some embarrassment:

"Just broke your door, do you want compensation?"

"No, no, we'll fix it internally."

"Good! Good! Good! You must be a good captain! The rich monk really didn't mistake you! ”

Speaking of this, the pious Buddha spoke:

"Actually, the rich monk came over this time, in addition to exchanging with you about the "Condemnation Letter" just now, there is a small personal idea, the rich monk wants to temporarily join the Kechen City Management Brigade, from your point of view, Kechen City's creative work, and then score, I don't know if it's convenient or not?"

Captain of the Chengguan Brigade: "Convenient, of course convenient, I don't know where the commissioner wants to start understanding?" ”

The pious Buddha lowered his head, straightened the bandage he had just loosened, and said:

"Let's start with the benefits of the transcendents in Kechen City, for example......

Milk tea on the hour? ”

In the following time, the pious Buddha and the captain of the chengguan brigade had detailed communication and exchanges on how to arrange the temporary identity of the pious Buddha.

In order to show the importance of communication, the captain of the chengguan brigade brewed a cup of milk tea powder bag for the pious Buddha.

The devout Buddha took a sip.

"Riding horses, not all freshly made are so delicious!"

Syllable!

Looking at the pious Buddha who slapped himself, the captain of the chengguan brigade was puzzled:

"Commissioner, what's wrong?"

"There are mosquitoes."

Looking at the circles of bandages tied to the other party's face, the captain of the chengguan brigade hesitated for a while......

I asked someone to send a plate of mosquito coils.

......

Compared with the captain of the Chengguan Brigade and the pious Buddha, he is intimate, friendly and equal......

Communicate with high emotional intelligence.

At this moment, the [dog legs] are kneeling on the ground and kowtowing:

"My most respected, most respected Gluttonous Councillor! Now only you can lead us. Now Kechen City has slapped our transcendent universal school in the face!

Pumping the face of the transcendent universal school is pumping your face!

I can't wait to rush into Kechen City right now and break the net with those guys!

But I'm afraid that my combat strength is not enough, and if people go, I won't cause losses to the other party, and I'll be embarrassed to you!

And as far as I know, the city joint committee has confirmed that to absorb Kechen City into the committee, there is only one last step left to score, if after the scoring, our school will attack it, it will no longer be convenient!

......”

As he spoke, he kowtowed, even though his forehead was bleeding, he didn't stop moving.

It's completely for the sake of the transcendent universal school and the gluttonous councilor, that's the pure heart of the fist! That's the sincerity of not sparing oneself!

"I'll think about it."

Under the sincere complaint of the doglegs, the gluttonous councillor responded with a sentence and hung up the video call.

After hanging up the video call, the dog leg slowly knelt down and muttered:

"Do you still want to think about it? What I said, in vain? ”

Just talking too much, a little dry mouth, licking his lips, a sweet smell of blood filled his mouth......

After a long time, Dogleg stood up from the ground, pulled out a tissue from his desk, and wiped it.

After picking himself up and expertly tying the bandage, the dog pressed the button on the desk.

After a while, the dog-legged door was pushed open, and ten frightened men with shackles on their hands and feet were pushed into it......

"Get on your knees." The dog leg said lightly.

Plop, plop, plop......

Dogleg looked at one of them, pointed at him, and then pointed to the bloodstain he had just kowtowed to the ground:

"Take a lick and tell me, what it tastes like, that's right, you can live, and we will no longer hold you legally responsible."

The man who was pointed at trembled and did not dare to move.

Dogleg picked up the gun from the table.

Bang!

Drain Drain Drain Drain ......

The man who was being pointed at peed his pants, and the other person next to him ......

Shot in the eyebrows, he fell to the ground and died.

"Eh, why is this marksmanship so inaccurate?" Dogleg looked at the deceased with some apologies, his face full of guilt.

But soon, he restrained his guilty expression, looked at the man just now, and continued:

"Don't you really lick it?"

"I lick! I lick! ”

The man who was pointed at the gun crawled to the spot and licked it.

"What does it smell like?"

"It's a little salty, it's a little sweet."

Bang!

This time, it hit.

It's still a shot in the eyebrows.

"Come, next, if you're right, you can live."

"Nobody takes the initiative, does it?"

"It's you, come up."

Bang!

"Here you go."

Bang!

"I hope you won't let me down."

Bang!

......

Looking at the ten people who fell to the ground, the dog leg scratched his head with some annoyance:

"Give you a chance, it's useless!"

"Don't you feel the taste of loyalty in my blood?"

As he spoke, the dog put down the gun, picked up the paper ball left by wiping the blood on the desk, put it on the tip of his nose, and took a deep breath......

"It's such a strong smell of loyalty, why can't anyone else feel it except me!"

After being distressed for a while, Dogleg sighed and asked people to clean up the office.

What should a person do when he encounters something unpleasant at work?

As a wanderer who works "adrift", Dogleg decided to give his "good father" a call......

Open the address book, click on the star collection, and the note is "stupid crazy old man", and dial it.

......

Meanwhile.

The mountain behind the Chengguan Brigade, the cemetery.

The uncle took a small maza and sat in the middle of two nameless tombstones, basking in the sun quietly.

"Today's young people are really ...... playing"

Go back to a group chat and put down your phone by taking the cheap name.

"Do you want to eat a fruit?"

The uncle peeled off the orange and handed it to the tombstone on the left-hand side.

"Don't eat?"

The uncle took a piece of orange petal and handed it to the tombstone on the right hand.

"You don't eat either? Sour? ”

"Hmph, I'll eat if you don't eat it."

The uncle took the cheap name and stuffed the peeled orange petals into his mouth.

"Shh

Everything is so peaceful.

The occasional breeze blows, and it seems to be like the whispers of many people.

In such a quiet atmosphere, the mobile phone of the uncle with the cheap name rang, and it was a call from the person who remarked "son".

"Son, you must be decent......"

As he spoke, the cheaply named uncle stood up, thumped his waist, and connected the video call.

"Son, why did you call me today? ......

What am I doing? I'm climbing a mountain to exercise! ......

I'm in good health, so I don't have to worry about you when you work outside! ......

What's wrong with your head? Talk to Dad! Is it the leader who bullied you! How could it be knocked away, you and Dad said......"

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