Chapter 205: The Annoying Deadpool
Meanwhile, a garbage can was in a remote alley behind a police station a few blocks away from the company building.
The garbage can, which was a man high, suddenly began to shake violently, as if there were small animals like cats and dogs in it, locked in it, struggling hard.
Bang!
Suddenly, the violent shaking caused the trash can to jerk over.
Countless pieces of garbage are sprayed out of the trash cans.
And in the pile of garbage, it seems that something is slowly squirming and crawling outward.
"Poof...... Phew, Fake, those damn guys, they actually threw me out of the dust, it's too much! ”
A figure the size of a baby, with only a body and no limbs.
He struggled to climb out of the garbage can, squirting out the garbage stuffed in his mouth, and angrily scolding the people who threw him into the garbage heap.
When Deadpool regains consciousness, he's in the trash.
The powerful self-healing ability allows the matter of only a puddle of cells to successfully merge and converge into a brain.
Then it took a while to finally grow a body, but not limbs.
And at this moment, Deadpool finally couldn't bear to be in the trash can, shook his body violently, and finally climbed out of the stinky trash can.
And as Deadpool successfully got out of the trash, his self-healing speed was gradually accelerating.
Soon after, limbs began to grow again on top of his body.
Although the time was short, the limbs looked smaller than the baby's body.
It's like some kind of toy doll with short limbs, and it's very weird.
Moreover, his head, the size of an adult, had a body not much larger than a baby's head, and limbs that were even shorter than a baby's.
The overall look makes it full of weird feelings.
Even if anyone saw it, it would be hard to believe that this strange and special creature was human.
"Find a safe place first, and then talk about ...... after a thorough recovery"
Deadpool has been through countless near-death and then reborn, and as he is now, he hasn't experienced much of a whole body that has started to grow back from cellular tissue, but it's just as much.
After successfully growing limbs again, although still a little short, Deadpool did not wait in place, but took the short legs, which were less than ten centimeters long, and began to run on the ground, ready to find a safe place to recover his body.
However, his legs were too short at the moment, and although he was as nimble as an adult, he was really a little slower, not much faster than a real baby.
For several minutes, I didn't run out of this alley, which was only a few tens of meters.
"Huhuhu...... I'm exhausted! ”
Instead, it made Deadpool feel tired enough.
Fortunately, his limbs and body were still growing at a rapid rate, and it didn't take long for him to grow to the size of a normal child of a few years.
At that time, he had enough strength and speed.
Shout!
Suddenly, just as Deadpool sat on the ground without an image, regaining his strength.
It was as if a fighter jet was speeding across the sky, and a roar erupted in the air.
"Even-bought karma! Is this Superman invading the Marvel Universe? ”
The next moment, a figure that made Deadpool feel very incredible suddenly fell from the sky, and the cloak behind him slowly fluttered.
Compared to the incomparably majestic figure of Deadpool at this moment, it slowly fell from the sky, bringing Deadpool an incredible shock.
"Finally found you, Deadpool......"
Peter stared at the strange-looking figure, but had no difficulty recognizing it as Deadpool, who had just been recovering shortly after.
"Sure enough, as rumored, even if there are only body cells left, they can be resurrected and quickly grow their own bodies......"
Peter had long heard that Deadpool's self-healing abilities were even stronger than Wolverine's, and now it seems to be true.
"Wow, you know me?"
While Peter looked at Deadpool with interest, Deadpool also looked at the rumored Superman, his eyes full of surprise and curiosity.
He has traveled through many multiverses, but he doesn't remember that in the universe he is in, there has been such an existence as Superman.
It seems that the real Superman only exists in the DC Universe next door.
"Aren't you supposed to stand up for justice in the DC universe next door, though, and fight that bald cutie? How did you get here? ”
Compared to others, after seeing Superman, they will be shocked by his majestic figure and powerful momentum.
Deadpool is much better, and his strong self-healing ability has already made Deadpool fearless.
Even in the face of a true god, he dared to swing his fist at it.
Although the consequence may be that his arm becomes a comminuted fracture after hitting the other party.
"Hehe, I want to ask you, why did you suddenly appear in this universe and assassinate Dr. Otto?"
Peter slowly landed in front of Deadpool, looked at the strange figure condescendingly, and asked rhetorically.
"Oh, I see, you're here to find a place for that guy!"
In the face of Peter's questioning, and the Dr. Otto he mentioned, Deadpool seemed to finally come to his senses.
……
"Hey, come on, someone's going to bully a kind and cute child!"
Facing Peter, Deadpool suddenly yells.
Combined with the figure that is about the size of a baby now, he looks up at the sturdy figure that is more than a meter and a half taller than him.
It really looks like an adult in the alley, intimidating children.
"If you don't want to die again, I advise you to keep your mouth shut......"
Peter's eyes were red, and his eyes were full of oppression and intimidation, staring at Deadpool, who seemed to be a little mentally inclined.
"Hmm......"
Looking at Peter's cold, dangerous red eyes, Deadpool seemed to realize how terrifying this was, and suddenly raised his short hands to cover his huge mouth in a look of fear.
Quack Quack ......
If it is an anime scene at the moment, then there must be a row of black crows flying slowly above the heads of the two people, indicating the awkward situation of the current scene.
"Answer my question!"
After a long silence, Peter finally spoke again.
"Ahem, didn't you just shut me up?"
Deadpool innocently lowered his hand covering his mouth.
"Well, sir, I'm a little curious, who is stronger, the heat gaze you shoot or the shockwave that shoots out the laser eyes?"
"Oh, by the way, you should know Cyclophalo, there should be mutants in this universe......"
Deadpool, who had respoken, began to babble again, but what he said didn't make the slightest sense.
Multiply!
Peter didn't hesitate, two hot lines of sight erupted directly in his eyes, and instantly cut Deadpool's hard-to-grow body and head into two pieces.
"Hmph, you'll find out if you try it yourself!"
Peter snorted coldly, then grabbed Deadpool's head casually, and the whole person rose directly into the sky.
……
Soon after, far away in the hidden space station in Earth's space.
Peter's figure suddenly appeared.
"Mr. Superman, you are here...... Yes! This is ...... in your hands"
Reed, who was conducting some kind of experiment, sensed Peter's sudden arrival, and just turned around to say hello, but suddenly saw Peter holding a human head in his hand.
Fortunately, his body has been modified and his will is strong, otherwise he would definitely be frightened by this horror movie-like scene.
"Don't worry, this guy has an immortal body."
Peter casually placed Deadpool's head on the table with a "thump".
"Huh? Immortal? Is this true? ”
Reed naturally didn't believe that Peter would really kill innocents, and now the scene of suddenly appearing in front of him with a head was a little scary.
But out of trust in Peter, Reed was not too surprised, but when he heard that this guy actually had the legendary immortal body, his eyes were firmly fixed on Deadpool's head, and his eyes were full of curiosity.
"Sir, why don't you give me this head and let me study it carefully?"
Reed looked at the head carefully and couldn't help but say to Peter.
After all, for scientists like them who explore the mysteries of the universe, immortality is like breaking the rules of the universe, making them shocked and full of desire to explore.
"If you don't open your mouth again, I'll hand over your useless head to him for some inhumane scientific experiments!"
Peter looked at Deadpool's head with his tongue outstretched, his eyes closed, and a dead face, and said in a deep voice.
"Well, friend, you win!"
Hearing Peter hand himself over to the mad scientist in front of him, whose eyes were fixed on him, as if he were about to tear off his remaining head, Deadpool finally suddenly recovered from his dead face and spoke.
"Oh, Fack, this guy is really alive!"
Seeing that Deadpool, who only had a head left in front of him, suddenly spoke, even the well-informed Reed couldn't help but be taken a step, and his body subconsciously took a step back.
It was the first time he had seen someone who could speak with a nonchalant face even after only one head was left.
"Sir, what's the matter with this guy?"
Reed's imaginary immortal body has a strong self-healing ability, and after any injury, he can quickly repair his body and regain consciousness.
But apparently, Deadpool is not alone, even though his body has broken and only a head remains, it seems that his consciousness has not been affected in any way.
In Reed's view, this is beyond the scope of normal life.
"This guy is called Deadpool, a slut who has an immortal body, but is very disgusting!"
Even Peter, after meeting Deadpool, couldn't help but feel a little angry at his performance.
It can be seen how unpopular this guy is in some situations.
"How is it possible, in a certain universe, my image is very popular with people, well, they even made a few movies for me......"
"I have to say, the guy who played me is not bad, although he only performed my three points of charm......"
There is only one head left, but it still does not affect Deadpool's chattering attributes, and he still babbles on and on saying something strange.
"Enough! I'm not listening to you say these inconsequential things. ”
Peter's face turned cold again.
"Hmm!"
Seeing Peter's face cold again, Deadpool just wanted to cover his mouth, but found that he had no hands now, so he could only close his lips with some grievances, looking like I was very well-behaved.
"Sir, what the hell is this annoying fellow, ......"
Although it was also the first time he had seen Deadpool, after a short conversation just now, Reed instantly understood why Deadpool was annoying.
"Reed, that's also the answer I want to know."
Peter didn't answer Reed, and looked at Deadpool's head.
"You came from that universe? And why assassinate Dr. Otto? ”
"What? This guy went to assassinate Dr. Otto? ”
Reed was also surprised, and turned his gaze to look at Deadpool with doubts in his eyes.
"Oh? Are you Reed? Reed Richards? ”
Deadpool, who was stared at by the two, did not feel any shame, but looked at Reed with interest, and there was a strange feeling in his eyes.
"That's right, I'm Reed Richards, you know me?"
Facing Deadpool's strange eyes, Reed couldn't help but feel a little strange, this annoying guy seemed to know himself.
"Hehe, of course I know, you look a little younger than you in other universes......"
"Moreover, not only did I know you, but I used to ...... it myself"
Deadpool suddenly smiled, as if he had seen an old friend.
I just wanted to continue to say something, but as if I realized that something was wrong, I suddenly stopped what I was going to say, and then changed the subject very obviously and awkwardly.
"Ahem, let's talk about why I came to your universe......
"Why?"
Although Reed was curious about what Deadpool wanted to continue to say just now, he was also curious about Deadpool's origin now, and didn't ask too much.
"Because not long ago, I received a commission from a strange guy to come to this universe and kill some special targets!"
Deadpool opened his mouth with a nonchalant expression, and finally said the real reason and purpose for his coming to this universe.
"Accept the commission? How many special targets to kill? Mysterious guys? ”
Peter thought carefully about Deadpool's words, although this guy seemed a little out of tune most of the time, but what he said at the moment did not seem to be a lie.
"Who are those targets other than Dr. Otto?"
"And do you know exactly who the mysterious person entrusted to you is?"
After a moment's thought, Peter asked again.
"Hmm...... Actually, he didn't have a specific goal, so he asked me to kill the top management of Stellar Technology as much as possible, create a huge chaos, and buy him some time for a certain plan......"
"As for the identity of that mysterious man, although he is well hidden, I have actually recognized him a long time ago!"
Deadpool replied with a nonchalant expression, and then looked at Reed with a mysterious face.
"Actually, that guy's true identity has something to do with him!"
…… (End of chapter)