Chapter 282: Me from the Future
The so-called surprise sometimes means the same thing as fright!
When the golden gate slowly opened, whether it was Lin Taiping, who personally summoned this door, or the dark creatures who viciously picked up the guy and prepared to cut people, they had already thought of countless possibilities in an instant-hmm, maybe that intruder was a terrible demon, maybe that intruder was the remnants of Inslow's party, maybe he had extremely terrifying powers, or maybe ......
Well, all of the above guesses are wrong!
In fact, when the figure kept coughing in the black smoke, and some wolves rushed out, the dark creatures who were just about to rush up and slash suddenly were collectively stunned and dislocated their jaws, and in the strange silence, they first looked at the intruder who rushed out of the black smoke, and then turned their heads very neatly and suddenly, looking at Lin Taiping not far behind, back and forth, back and forth, and their necks were about to break......
"Wait, am I dazzled?" After a few minutes, Baizu pinched his thighs hard, suddenly took a long breath with a twisted face, and stammered, "This, this intruder who rushed out, it seems to be...... It seems to be ...... Lin?"
No one answered it, because everyone present was completely stunned, yes, the intruder who rushed out of the black smoke, although wearing an apron stained with oil smoke, holding a spatula in his left hand and a bottle of soy sauce in his right hand, but judging from that smiling face, he was really exactly the same as Lin, almost like a replica.
"Uh, boss, do you have a long-lost brother?" In the eerie silence, Christine even threw away the magic crystal cannon and asked seriously.
Good question, Lin Taiping was also dumbfounded, and after two minutes, looking at the guy opposite who was looking at his copy very happily, he suddenly coughed lightly, and asked very seriously: "Where is Mr. Cang's Weibo? Which one do you prefer, McDonald's or KFC? Which American drama is very popular recently?"
What a mess. The dark creatures were like listening to a book from heaven, but Lin Taiping, a copy of Lin Taiping, who seemed to have just come out of the kitchen, replied quickly without hesitation: "Sina, McDonald's, there's nothing to see recently, I still prefer the Big Bang Theory." ā
Very good and powerful, Lin Taiping breathed a long sigh of relief, but turned his head with a strange face, and looked at the dark creatures beside him: "What, you can put down your weapons." I can now be sure that this guy is by no means my long-lost brother, and he is not some magically copied monster, in fact...... I think he's me!"
In an instant, a large group of dark creatures all staggered in unison, Angelina's fishtail was bent into a question mark, and her face was full of disbelief and consternation: "What, Xiao Linzi. You say this guy is...... Wait, I don't understand, why are there two of you at the same time?"
"I can explain. Before Lin Taiping could answer, the copy of him on the other side. He shook the soy sauce with a smile and replied happily, "Guys, it's actually very simple. I am Lin Taiping, but not the current Lin Taiping, but the Lin Taiping from the future. ā
In the future, Lin Taiping and the dark creatures looked at each other. I just feel like my head is full of mush.
"That's right, I'm from the future. Completely ignoring their stunned gazes, the remake of the guy continued to be serious, "Let's put it this way, fate is like a river, countless branches constitute countless future possibilities, and I am called to come from a certain possible future...... Well, I mean, you should get the idea, right?"
The dark creatures collectively rolled their eyes, but Lin Taiping looked at the ring of the gods on his left hand, and suddenly felt that he seemed to understand a little bit, from a certain point of view, this copy of himself is like the blessing of the goddess of fate at the beginning, it is a masterpiece made by the ring of the gods, but this masterpiece is even more surprising.
"Yes, others may not understand, but I, as me, will definitely understand. The guy looked at him with satisfaction, "Actually, the purpose of my summons this time is to change my future, because my future is really not very good, understand?"
Well, except for Lin Taiping, all the dark creatures are completely confused, but they don't need to understand, because the reproduced Lin Taiping has already taken out a pocket watch from his arms, and after looking at it, he said slowly, "Okay, time is limited, I only have half an hour to stay, if you have anything you want to ask, please hurry up." ā
"Yes!" Before the other dark creatures could react, Night Song came out of nowhere, and he raised his hand and asked eagerly, "What, I want to ask, how many children will we have in the future?"
Angelina couldn't help but roll her eyes, and directly slapped the unreliable dark elf away: "Idiot, is now the right time to ask such stupid questions? We should ask more important things, such as ...... Ahem, I want to know, where are the gold coins I lost the day before yesterday?"
You shoot me too!" Christine finally couldn't bear it anymore and slapped Angelina out as well, but Leah next to her immediately grabbed it, opened her watery bull's eyes, and asked with a shy answer with anticipation: "What, can I ask, who did my dear marry in the end?"
Sure enough, none of you guys are reliable!
Lin Taiping and the remake of himself on the opposite side glanced at each other, and couldn't help but sigh in unison, but the remake on the opposite side finally couldn't listen to it, and said helplessly: "Okay, you bastards shut up for me, I'll tell you directly, if things develop according to the current trajectory, what kind of situation will the future be......"
You say! A large group of dark creatures have all pricked up their ears, and some people have already moved their stools to find snacks.
"Okay, what should I say?" Lin Taiping, who had made a copy of it, sighed, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "As you know now, Inslow was killed by us, and the Chaos Sea has returned to normal, and our development in the Ice and Fire Islands is also very good, in fact, after a few years, we have become the most powerful force in the entire Chaos Sea, and we live a good life."
Then, the dark creatures opened their eyes together and did not hesitate, and the latter words were the point.
Then, the trouble came. Lin Taiping, who had made a copy of the version, was full of helplessness, spread his hands and said, "In two or three years." When I was celebrating the first birthday of my sixth child, a mighty fleet suddenly appeared on the sea, and it was the blood-streaked priests who led the fleet......"
"Wait, you mean those blood-streaked priests are here?" Hearing this, Lin Taiping and the dark creatures suddenly glanced at each other, and their expressions, which were originally very leisurely, suddenly became stern.
"Yes, you should know why they're here. Lin Taiping, who had made a copy of it, nodded, and said helplessly, "Inslow's subordinates who fled have obviously fled to other blood-streaked priests. And those powerful guys actually took control of an empire in just a few years, and led the entire empire's army to advance for revenge...... It's no longer reasonable, I just killed one Inslow, as for this kind of mobilization?"
"Can we stop complaining first?" Lin Taiping touched his chin speechlessly, and hurried to ask, "Then, don't sue me and tell me, you were ...... No, I'm killed?"
"Not really. The remake of Lin Taiping is a serious way, "In fact, three years later." We're good enough to stand up to the blood-streaked priests with their brains in water, but you should know that there are always a bunch of lunatics coming to harass you. And you must be very annoyed when you are specially picked to eat, go to the toilet and have a baby, right?"
It's true, a horde of dark creatures has apparently been led astray. Actually nodding neatly, Lin Taiping couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately, and said with a strange face: "I said." The point isn't here, as I do with this guy...... No, as far as I know about myself, usually when I complain like that, it means that the situation is bad. ā
"Well, you won, it's really bad. Lin Taiping, who had made a copy of the reproduction, stood up with a rare stern face, and said with a straight face, "In fact, in the last few months, the power of those blood pattern sacrifices has become stronger and stronger, and if this situation continues, I think we really have to consider a strategic shift." ā
"Hmm......" The dark creatures glanced at each other, although the reproduced Lin said it very lightly, but from his few words, it could still be heard that the situation had become very bad, you must know that Lin Du, who is good at digging pits, can do nothing, which has fully demonstrated the strength of those blood-streaked priests.
"Yes, it's powerful, unexpectedly powerful. Lin Taiping, who had made a copy of the version, sighed lightly, and said with a little doubt, "It's strange, even now, I can't figure out their origins, these guys are not many in number, but they have very powerful power, and it seems that they suddenly emerged from the ground, silently controlling an empire." ā
"Is it? Couldn't we find out where they came from after a few years?" Lin Taiping touched his chin, but asked thoughtfully, "So, you were summoned here this time to sue us, how to avoid this crisis?"
"I can only propose to build yƬ, as for whether it has an effect, it is difficult to say. Lin Taiping lit a cigar, thought for a moment and handed it to him, "Actually, as I said earlier, those Blood Pattern Priests are from the Storm Sea and control the Cold Stone Empire there, so if we want to avoid this crisis, the best way is to ......"
didn't say any more, Lin Taiping and the copy Lin Taiping glanced at each other, fully understood what the other party meant, and only needed to smoke cigars together with a very tacit understanding, the dark creatures were stunned from behind, and when they saw that these two guys even had the same posture of swallowing clouds and spitting fog, they suddenly felt that they were about to schizophrenia.
"Well, it's almost time. After smoking a cigarette very happily, Lin Taiping suddenly patted his leg and stood up, and waved his hand to the dark creatures with a smile, "Everyone, I will take my leave first, you know that as a good family man, I have a lot of work to do, teaching homework, making milk powder, washing dishes, hey, strange, what's scorched?"
Snorting hard, this remade guy's face suddenly changed greatly, and he didn't even have time to say hello before he slammed into the golden gate, and only a few seconds later, the magical golden gate slowly closed, leaving only the smell of burnt braised fish still wafting in the air, plus all kinds of miscellaneous dialogue echoes-
"Ahhh
"Husband, husband, Xiaoliu is crying, you go and make some milk for her, and when I blast those blood-streaked priests' fleets to slag, I'll come back right away to help you change diapers together!"
"Honey, do you look at the beauty of my new dress? No, it's not expensive, it's not expensive at all, it only cost 20,000 gold coins, and I also bought your favorite sex toys, do you want to wear it to you tonight?"
What kind of mess? Watching the golden gate slowly close, and then listening to the strange conversation still coming from the gate, a large group of dark creatures all looked at each other, and couldn't help but turn their heads to look at Lin Taiping very neatly, well, it seems, Lin, your future life is very colorful!
"Uh, I only care about who the girl who spent my 20,000 gold coins is......" Lin Taiping touched his chin speechlessly, and suddenly felt that it was better to change the topic, "Ahem, guys, should we talk about business, such as how to deal with that big trouble in a few years?"
This is true, a large group of dark creatures have finally woken up from the gossip, biting their paws thoughtfully in a daze, if the scene just now is not a prank, then as described, the threat of the Blood Priest will suddenly come in a few years, and at that time, I am afraid that the entire Ice and Fire Islands will be destroyed by war, and the Demacian Evil Alliance, which has finally lived a good life for a few years, will also struggle under great pressure.
"Perhaps, we can start expanding the army now?" Angelina and Christine glanced at each other and asked for advice in tacit understanding, "Or, let's just leave the chaotic sea and go to other sea areas to develop?"
"I'm afraid not. Ye Ge shook his head slightly, and quickly vetoed their establishment, "Even if we expand the army now, can we guarantee that we can defeat the Blood Pattern Priests, you must know that they have the power of an empire! As for leaving, I am not like the losers, who are unbearable to hide everywhere, not to mention who can guarantee that those Blood Pattern Priests will not follow them?"
So, a large group of dark creatures sighed neatly, but as usual, when there was no way to solve the problem, they all turned their heads and looked at Lin Taiping expectantly.
"Well, I think I can try the two methods just now. Lin Taiping touched his chin thoughtfully, and said slowly, "Sister, you and Angelina are responsible for expanding the army and forming a legion dominated by dark creatures;
Of course, there was no problem, the few guys who were named all puffed up their chests, saying that they could start work at any time, but Instein, who was not named, was full of disappointment, and raised his hooves in protest very depressedly: "Wait, what about me, what should I do? Don't you think that in the face of the threat of those blood-streaked priests, my great alchemy is the cornerstone of victory?"
"Don't worry, how could I forget you?" Lin Taiping looked at it with a smile, "Actually, dear pig Instein, you have an even more difficult task, and that is to ......"
Instein's eyes widened in anticipation, completely ignoring the sympathetic gazes of the dark creatures behind him.
Didn't answer its question immediately, Lin Taiping just raised his head leisurely, looking at the vast sea under the autumn sun, and after a long, long time, he suddenly patted the grass on his body, and pushed the gold-wire glasses with a yearning on his face-
"You know what? I suddenly felt like we could go on a long trip......" (To be continued......