Chapter 5 Netizens called the police

"The old remnant is a national treasure!"

"Really?"

"Lie to you, bastard...... It was the people from the National Museum who came with all sorts of machines that they couldn't name...... Then the people from the marketing department came and blocked the door and didn't let them in......"

"The National Museum, still carrying instruments...... Is this going to be inspected on site? ”

"It seems that eighty percent of it is, go and see!"

The eldest brother in Tang costume pricked his ears, and "Huo" stood up: "Old Duan, help me watch the stall!" ”

"Where are you going?"

"Look at the excitement, where else can you go?"

"It's really idle ......"

He hurried inside, and as he passed, the fat man was stepping on his horse and stretching his neck, tiptoeing back and forth, like a penguin.

"Four eyes, are you tired, won't go over to look?"

"There are too many people to squeeze in!"

"Move things and stand tall, stand so far away, can you see the hairs?"

"Oh...... Right...... Hey, don't take my chair, how can I sell it if I step on it? ”

"You, no one wants to throw it in the garbage heap!"

"I just sold a broken bottle of gall!"

"Hehe, such an evil guest, you can't touch it once in ten years, so you bumped into it!"

"Evil indeed!"

The fat man couldn't figure it out, "I came back with that bottle of bile just to make a gimmick to attract people, and I have been in town for three years, and the blind know that it is a new thing." He's good, it's full of old things, he just picks this one, even if it's a mallet (raw hand), it's not so stupid, right? ”

"What if a celebrity uses it, wouldn't it be a good thing?"

", I took it from home, and I bought it myself...... Do you look like a celebrity? ”

"I see you like a hammer......"

The two laughed and scolded all the way, and one carried a chair to the old remnant house.

Just as Manager Guan came out of it and stood on the steps with a loudspeaker: "Don't crowd it, everyone, it's indeed a national treasure, but it's been donated to the National Museum, let's disperse!" ”

"Manager Guan, what kind of national treasure is it?"

"Xiping Shijing, a national first-class controlled cultural relic, so I really can't enter!"

"Stone scriptures, Buddhist things?"

"In the future, don't say that you are playing collecting, what a shame for Teter......"

He was not wrong, there were indeed a lot of stone scriptures carved in temples in the past, such as the Xijing Stele Forest, nearly one-third of which were Buddhist scripture stones. But this one is not ......"

"I've seen the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Xiping is the year name of Emperor Han Xian's father, as for this stone scripture, you should be the teaching material of the national religion version, but it is engraved on the stone tablet......"

"Manager Guan, we know that we can't enter, but I heard that this national treasure was picked up by omission or from the market, so I came to ask......"

"Picked up?"

The onlookers who "coaxed ......" immediately exploded.

"Which stall did we pick it up from, let's take a look and see if we can pick up another one?"

"Was it a rock when you picked it up, and what did it look like?"

The crowd not only did not disperse, but crowded even more......

Lao Wang and the fat man came late, so they could only stand behind, but fortunately, both of them carried chairs and stood relatively high.

The fat man watched and photographed, and was amazed: "The national treasure-level cultural relics can be regarded as picking up a big leak." Don't talk about it, I've never heard of it. ”

Lao Wang looked envious: "I don't know where the lucky one came from, this luck is against the sky, and the treasure walker has to cry to death!" ”

"He deserves it, he has a treasure in his hand but doesn't know it, he is like a fool......"

As he was talking, Lao Wang stabbed him: "Four eyes, look, the person who is standing next to Guan Chengming is not a little familiar?" ”

"It does look familiar!"

The fat man zoomed in on the focal length, and the figure on the screen became clearer and clearer, and after a few glances, he suddenly realized, "Isn't this the one who bought the broken bottle of gall?" ”

"Really, how did he get to the old remnant?"

"Got it?"

The fat man was overjoyed, "It's just a broken bottle of gall, why didn't the old remnant beat him out?" ”

Lao Wang also smiled: "Aren't there still two broken bricks, maybe they are also treasures......

Laughing and laughing, Lao Wang suddenly couldn't laugh.

Broken brick ...... Stone brick ...... Stone Scripture ......

Someone just asked if the national treasure they picked up was a stone. Guan Chengming also said, what is the stone scripture......

It's impossible, it's just two rotten bricks, right?

Saying that the bottle of gall is a national treasure may be more reliable, after all, it is something for human use......

The fat man also reacted, and the smile disappeared from his face little by little.

He suddenly turned his head and grinned: "Old ...... Lao Wang, it's impossible, right? ”

"I ...... How do I know? ”

His throat and eyes were dry, and Lao Wang swallowed hard, "You shout, ask ......"

"I ...... I, my legs are weak......"

"Bag!"

Lao Wang raised his hand, and just as he was about to shout, Manager Guan raised the horn again.

"Be quiet, I just asked, when the guest entered the door, he hugged a purple bamboo box, which contained a thermos and two bricks...... I don't know which stall I bought it from for the time being, so I can only look for it slowly......"

The fat man was really about to cry: "Purple ...... The purple bamboo box is only available to you, and the bottle is mine...... Is it really a treasure from me? ”

"Really...... Those two broken bricks? ”

The two looked at each other, one stunned, the other twisted his face, as if he was about to cry.

After a while, the fat man wailed: "I...... I'm gone? How can two rotten bricks become a national treasure? ”

Lao Wang sighed: "Picking up treasures and leaks is a matter of course in this line...... He picks up leaks because he has good eyes and high ability, and you can only blame you for your clumsy eyes and bad luck...... There's no need to regret it, it's useless to regret it if you want to......"

"I didn't want to go back...... I just can't figure it out......"

"I can't figure out a chicken, the real treasure has to meet the destined person, that thing is put here for you, even if it is a hundred years later, it will still be a rotten brick...... Hurry up, I'm afraid I'll have to clear the stall today! ”

Lao Wang pushed the fat man, "That brother is righteous, advertise me and you!" ”

The fat man was stunned: "Then why didn't he say that the brick of the national treasure was picked up from my stall?" ”

"You want to die, don't look at how many people are around here, once you point out the place, you will definitely run like a swarm, what if something happens? Besides, the purple bamboo box and bottle bile are the unique goods of me and you, and the guests can ask sooner or later, and they can't run away......"

Lao Wang sighed as he walked, "This brother doesn't have to say, I and you have a mallet on the left and a mallet on the right...... Engage in a long time, we are fools! ”

It's true!

The fat man nodded in agreement......

The crowd came and dispersed, Manager Guan put down the horn and stepped into the threshold: "It's still Boss Li's method, just disperse, and haven't caused a mess yet......"

Before the voice fell, the phone rang again, and it was connected, Manager Guan was stunned at first, and then looked at Li Dingan with a strange expression.

"Boss Li, the police station called and said that someone called the police and reported you for selling state-controlled cultural relics!"

"Those people watching from outside? You just explained, besides, you should see the researchers in the museum come in with the equipment, why do you call the police? ”

"It's not the ones out there!"

Manager Guan couldn't cry or laugh, and pointed to the mobile phone on his chest, "It's a netizen in your live broadcast room!" ”

Oh no, I forgot about this group of sand sculpture netizens......