"Envoy, it's a little too late to prepare, so please make do with some food."

The chef apologized to the middle-aged man with a smile on his face.

On the other side of the seat, the deacon of the Sword Pavilion waved his hand and said indifferently: "It's just that I came down to investigate, it doesn't matter what I eat, by the way, what do the people working over there eat?" ”

The chef replied, "Hey, that's pretty much it, the noodles." ”

"Oh? The people eat noodles, and you let me eat this big fish and meat, don't you want me to make mistakes out of the masses? ”

The deacon of the Sword Pavilion said unhurriedly.

Seeing that the envoy seemed to be angry and blamed, he repeatedly confessed his mistake, and reached out to remove the various dishes and replace them with noodles.

As a result, the other party criticized him again and blamed him: "If you don't eat it when it's done, isn't it a waste?" Tell me what waste is? ”

The chef was full of excitement and said, "Yes...... It's a crime. ”

"So you're forcing me to sin?"

He pretended to be angry at the moment, exuding a long-standing majesty.

"Your Excellency, don't be angry." The supervisor on the side hurriedly appeased.

The chef was distressed, hesitated for a moment, and said in a low voice, "What did the envoy say?" ”

He tapped his fingers on the table and said leisurely, "Remember, only this once!" ”

When the chef heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, showed gratitude, and said, "Eh, yes, yes!" Let you rest assured, I don't dare to be smart anymore, and I will punish myself with a glass of alcohol if I don't drink well. ”

"What do you punish yourself for not drinking well, don't you show that I'm too harsh on the people below?"

The deacon sneered.

The chef panicked for a moment, and hurriedly bowed down to salute: "Although I can't drink wine, the envoy must see and respect, and when I see you, it is better than a thousand cups!" ”

The words are from the bottom of my heart, and the admiration is overflowing.

As he spoke, under the stunned gaze of the crowd, the chef drank three glasses of wine in a row.

That cautious posture is like a child who has made a big mistake facing his elders.

The supervision envoy on the side also began to help play the round, and said sincerely: "Envoy, I will toast you first, my respect for you is in the wine, do it first!" ”

Boom~

Seeing this, the deacon chuckled lightly and said with emotion: "Oh, it's all of you who lift me up today. As for me, I will give each person a glass in return to express my gratitude, but after drinking these six glasses, I must be asked to leave, and don't let me lie here. ”

"Then how can you drink this wine, the envoy? If you, the backbone of the heart, leave the drinking party, then what is the difference between it and a person being smoked three souls and seven spirits?"

Inspector Chen smiled and patted his ass.

"Hahaha, that's not bad, but if you don't work hard here, you don't have the power that Li has today, everyone is just helping each other."

The deacon of the Sword Pavilion laughed and spoke.

Then, he thought about it seriously and said, "In this case, the deacon will dedicate an ugly poem." ”

"I am a person from the back mountain, even a guest in the front hall, drunk and dancing in the pavilion of half a book, sitting in the well and saying that the sky is wide, the great ambition is famous, and the sea fights for blessings and misfortunes......"

Meanwhile......

A hungry and anxious strong man couldn't hold back any longer, threw down the lunch box in his hand, and asked them, "What kind of food are you cooking here?" Yes? Is it soup noodles or noodle soup, where did all these noodles go? ”

At this time, an old cook scooped up a spoonful of sparse noodles and began to ask the strong man, "Isn't this noodles?" Isn't it? ”

The strong man frowned and scolded, "Can you tell me how many are these?" Yes! I can't count how many noodles there are, you ...... You can get me some more noodles, and that's enough for everyone to eat? ”

Who knew that the old cook didn't cooperate at all, and said: "If you want me to say that you have a big physique of eight meters, no matter how much you eat, you can't keep up with the consumption of work, so you can deal with a few mouthfuls of soup casually." ”

The words were faintly disdainful and ridiculous.

The strong man suddenly became even more angry, and roared angrily: "Hurry up and stew me more noodles!" ”

Hearing this, the old cook mocked: "Eh, how old are you?" Why should I give you some more noodles? Why do you increase my workload because you're alone? ”

The strong man's face was gloomy, he looked very angry, and asked, "Hey, then our miners are working overtime in the middle of the night with the third watch, can we be easy?" ”

The old cook still didn't look at the strong man directly, and said disdainfully: "That's what you deserve." ”

Looking at the arrogant appearance of the other party, the strong man couldn't hold back any longer, and said angrily: "Hey, you have a kind of repeat, look at my temper!" ”

"If you want to eat, don't eat and fuck off!"

The old cook sneered.

"You'll tell me again?"

"If you want to eat or not, if you want to eat or not, if you want to eat or not, if you want to eat or not, if you want to eat, if you want to eat, you want to eat......"

Before the old cook finished speaking, he was pushed by the strong man, so he was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak again.

As a result, the little apprentice on his side began to show filial piety when he saw this, smashed the spoon into the pot, pointed at the strong man and scolded angrily: "You dare to touch my master? You move again! ”

Hearing this, the strong man said while scolding: "What's wrong with moving you?" ”

"Hey, you have the ability to move again!"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Hey, you have the ability, you you move again!"

"Eh, you wait, you wait first."

Seeing that his little apprentice couldn't move just by talking, and he had suffered so many times in vain, the old cook himself couldn't stand it anymore, stopped the conversation between the two, and scolded him angrily.

"Hey, I said that your apprentice is too cowardly and too unconscionable, and you just watched your master being bullied by the other party?"

Just when the master and the apprentice were arguing, the strong man was ready to pretend to be slim by himself, and the old cook, who reacted, felt that he had lost face, so he lightly touched the strong man's clothes with his fingers, trying to save face.

The strong man felt provoked, and immediately stepped up his efforts to scold back, so the two people at the bottom of the vein quarreled because of this little white water noodles.

At the wine bureau on the other side, the head chef took out the blood ginseng bought by deducting the people's food subsidies to honor the envoy.

But the envoy obviously didn't look down on this little profit, but he reluctantly accepted it, just as he was about to leave......

"Envoy, please slow!"

The Inspector General hurriedly stopped him.

"Oh? Xiao Zhang, do you have anything else? ”

The deacon of the Sword Pavilion asked lightly.

Smack!

"The Envoy saw that you were in too much of a hurry, and you didn't even notice this thing when it fell to the ground."

He smiled flatteringly, and that called a humble and obedient, respectfully picked up from the ground and handed it to the other party.

Zhi was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing, and said, "Oh, Xiao Zhang, you see that I am careless, I almost lost the things I just arrived." ”

The chief inspector smiled and said, "Do you want to check and check, and see if there is anything missing, so as not to ask us about it later, we can't afford it!" ”