The crossing of other people's families is either the emperor or the prince or the minister, and at worst, he is a rich second generation.

If you're lucky, it also comes with a roaring system, pretending to be a slap in the face all the way, and it's fun.

However, when it was Wang Li's turn, he became Wang Ergou!

This name is a mountain village when you hear it!

Nothing to look forward to!

If there is no system, it is just that, the immortal Wang Ergou actually signed the "marriage letter" and the "life and death contract"!

This "marriage book" is not to enter the palace as an attached horse, nor to enter a wealthy family as a son-in-law!

Instead, "marry" yourself into the palace......

Do! Too! Supervise!

Even if Wang Li wants to "escape marriage", it will be too late at this time!

The room was damp, dim and airtight.

The bound limbs were already numb.

For two days and two nights, the dripping water was not exhausted.

Dizziness, general weakness, and near-collapse.

In a trance, thinking that he was about to become a eunuch, Wang Li's heart was cold, and he immediately sobered up for more than half of his life.

Which dynasty this was, and which emperor was in power, nothing is known now.

Because, he doesn't have the memory of Wang Ergou.

In the face of personal matters, these are not important.

Now the most important thing is how to escape here!

The question is, how can you escape when you are tied to your limbs with such a thick hemp rope?

"Squeak-"

The wooden door was pushed open, the sunlight was in, and Wang Li quickly closed his eyes.

However, it was immediately opened again.

One old and four young, and five eunuchs rushed in.

I'll go!

Three of them were holding wooden plates!

Black strips of cloth, small scythes, iron hooks, unknown medicine bottles......

And a bucket of plant ash!

Ignoring Wang Li's struggle and fright, the old eunuch walked slowly to the front.

"Wang Ergou, did you voluntarily purify?"

Hearing this strange yin and yang sound, Wang Li's goosebumps fell to the ground.

The old eunuch's words can basically be understood.

The small scythe in his hand was shining with cold light.

Wang Li, who was already half-dead, instantly recovered seven or eight percent of his HP.

"This father-in-law, you are really mistaken! I don't call Wang Ergou, my name is Wang Li......"

"Wang Li? Wang Ergou? ”

The old eunuch frowned slightly, and put down the sickle.

At this time, a young eunuch handed over a few pieces of yellow paper: "Grandpa Sun, he is Wang Ergou!" I have signed the marriage certificate and the deed of life and death! ”

The old eunuch nodded, and several people whispered a few words in each other's ears, and actually lit the oil lamp!

A small black scythe is being smoked over the flames.

At this point, Wang Li was basically desperate.

This old guy obviously understands his own words!

But what's the use?

What else can be done at this time but to explain and beg for mercy?

"Wang Ergou, if you regret it now, it's still too late."

As he spoke, the old eunuch took the sickle.

Nima!

I've said it eight hundred times, I'm not called Wang Ergou!

You are an old immortal, and you still ask me if you regret it?

What does it mean?

Deliberately yin me, no?

Wang Li really wanted to snatch the sickle and cut his throat with one sword!

However, the idea is plump, but the reality is skinny!

At the moment, the meat is on the cutting board!

Moreover, there are five of them!

If you scold a few words, it's comfortable to vent, but what to do if you annoy them?

Will they change their tricks and cut a few more knives?

So, Wang Li didn't dare to scold, and was still begging for mercy.

"This father-in-law, I really don't call Wang Ergou! Never thought of being a eunuch! I regretted it a long time ago, two days ago!

Father-in-law, just let me go home! Great kindness, no tooth to forget! On the fifteenth day of the new year, I will burn paper and incense for your old man......"

After saying this in one breath, Wang Li almost fainted.

Struggling, it's useless.

Hungry and thirsty, he really had no strength.

Among them, there must be a problem!

Himself, he explained it clearly, but the old guy turned a deaf ear!

The sickle flashed with cold light, and Wang Li was completely desperate.

"Wang Ergou! You are voluntarily purifying yourself and have promised never to regret it. Your disconnection has nothing to do with me, you know? ”

"I'm your sister!"

Wang Li finally couldn't help it, and he didn't know where he got the strength, so he scolded angrily:

"Old and immortal! Dead deaf! ”

"As long as Lao Tzu can come back to life, peel your skin! Pump your tendons! Destroy your ancestors for eighteen generations! ”

In the scolding, my throat hurt like a knife!

The whole body was tied tightly, and he could only slam his head against the wooden bed, and the collision made a loud bang.

Ignoring Wang Li's angry scolding and struggle, several young eunuchs rushed up.

Taking advantage of Wang Li's open mouth, he slammed a mass of rags into his mouth.

I'll go!

If I knew you were playing like this, I would rather die than open my mouth!

Didn't it be said on the Internet that rags can't be gaged?

But......

This rag is too big!

Even the tongue was squeezed to the mouth of the throat!

I can't spit it out even if I try to feed it!

At the same time as screaming, Wang Li's pillow was padded with a soft thing.

Immediately afterwards, the only movable head was pinned down!

The eyes were also blindfolded by something!

Alack!

He has really become a lamb to the slaughter!

"Wang Ergou, congratulations! If this knife goes down, as long as the catastrophe does not die, the glory and wealth will be inexhaustible! ”

Woowoo......

I don't want to be a eunuch......

I don't want bullshit glory and wealth......

I don't want to cross the ......

Woowoo......

Crossing into the mountains and villages, can't I admit it?

Why did you make me a eunuch?

Could it be that the posture I crossed over was wrong?

Woowoo......

I don't want to be a eunuch......

Woowoo......

Who's going to save me......

Wait!

Feed! How many times do you bake your knives to be sterilized?

Also, can you get some anesthetic?

Also, do you have any hemostatic medicine?

Don't tell me, that bucket of plant ash is a hemostatic medicine!

Woowoo......

……

It seemed like days had passed, and it seemed like it was only in a moment.

Wang Li's head was loosened.

However, he didn't want to struggle anymore.

I really don't have the strength anymore.

Hey?

What was that?

I opened my eyes weakly and calmed down.

Everything in front of him almost scared Wang Li half to death.

Nima!

Which dynasty is this?

There are even swordsmen?!

This man was dressed in black, his face was tightly covered, and he played with a long sword!

The cold light flashed, and the old eunuch's chest was like a fountain!

Four young eunuchs are falling crookedly!

Oh my!

In the blink of an eye, five people were put down, what was it if they weren't swordsmen?

Kill!

Kill!

Wang Li wanted to shout, but unfortunately his mouth was gagged.

The swordsman slowly stepped forward and pulled out the rag from Wang Li's mouth.

Suddenly, breathing was much easier.

It's just that the long sword is pointing at Wang Li's throat!

Nima!

Which dynasty is this?

What exactly am I doing wrong?

I just escaped the cut off of my children and grandchildren, and I was pointed to my throat again!

It seems that there is really a problem with the posture that I cross!

I was lucky enough to cross over, but I didn't live to the second episode!

That's it, admit it!

So be it!

Go back and adjust your posture and start over!

Wang Li closed his eyes in despair, but the swordsman opened his mouth.

"You! A eunuch who volunteered? ”

Hearing this, Wang Li sensed a glimmer of life and quickly opened his eyes.

"No, no, no, I was forcibly caught! Misunderstanding, everything is a misunderstanding! Heroes spare their lives, it's really a misunderstanding! ”

"You! What is your name? ”

The man in black was murderous, Wang Li's mind was blank, he didn't have time to lie, and hurriedly said his name: "Wang ...... Wang Li......"

"Wang Li?"

The man in black was clearly not convinced.

The long sword picked up the marriage book and the life and death contract on the table, and after reading it carefully, he asked, "Who is Wang Ergou?" ”

"No...... I don't know ...... I don't know ......."

"Huh?"

The man in black snorted coldly, and the long sword stabbed at Wang Li's thigh: "Wang Ergou, who the hell is it!" ”

The sword didn't stab deeply, and there was still a sharp pain in the thigh.

Wang Li wanted to say "I don't know" again, but he was afraid of another sword, and his mind spun rapidly.

"Wang Ergou...... Be...... It's my brother...... Distant, cousin, cousin...... They caught the wrong person......"

"Eunuch! All of them should be killed! Hello for yourself! ”

The words fell, and the man in black was gone.

All this is like a dream.

However, it is true that there are five corpses lying on the ground!

The king was so calm that he didn't dare to shout.

If you attract a few eunuchs, even if you don't get killed, they will continue to purify yourself!

Hey?

Own hand...... Can you move?

Ha ha!

The rope that bound his limbs broke into several pieces!

The fracture is neat and tidy, obviously cut by a sharp blade!

Could it be the black-clothed swordsman just now?

I'll go!

It's hard to tell!

Those few eunuchs who died, even if they didn't do it themselves, they were killed by themselves!

Escape!

If you don't run away, you can only wait for death!

Wang Li didn't dare to think about it, and staggered out the door.

However, he stopped as soon as he reached the door.

Here, it's a courtyard house.

The yard is full of officers and soldiers!

Dozens of panicked eunuchs were surrounded by officers and soldiers!

On the street outside the hospital, another group of officers and soldiers are killing people on a large scale!

Crying, screaming rang out.

Judging by their clothing, the people killed were all pedestrians.

"These officers and soldiers seem to ...... Don't kill eunuchs! ”

Thinking of this, Wang Li hurriedly turned back and took off a eunuch's clothes, pants, shoes and hat.

As soon as they got dressed, four officers and soldiers just broke in.

Seeing the corpses in the house, the eyes of the four of them glared at Wang Li in unison.

Glancing up, Wang Li quickly lowered his head.

In my heart, I panicked.

Alas!

A little slower!

It's just a little bit close, and the camouflage is successful!

I'll go!

This shoe ...... How do you wear it......

Why did four come at once?

People have big knives in their hands, but they are unarmed!

I was also dizzy from hunger and my limbs were weak!

It's impossible to fight with them!

Alas, five people died!

If they are thrown into prison, they will be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River!

Unexpectedly, the traverser hung up like this!

Haven't even lived an episode!

Alack......

was complaining in distress, and one of the officers and soldiers opened his mouth: "This little father-in-law, you have just cleansed?" ”

"Ah...... Forehead...... Hmmm......"

In a panic, Wang Li responded a few times and continued to put on his shoes in a hurry.

Unexpectedly, several officers and soldiers put away their big knives, strode forward, and snatched the shoes in Wang Li's hand!

"Little father-in-law, don't move, I'll help you!"

While speaking, two officers and soldiers held Wang Li's legs, one left and one right.

"Uh......"

Wang Li snorted, and then he felt the pain of the sword wound!

I'll go!

The sword wound on his thigh is bubbling with blood!

Blood ran down his right leg, and his robe, calf, and long wooden shoes were soaked!

"Little father-in-law, bear with it!"

"Ah......h

Ignoring Wang Li's screams, the officers and soldiers didn't say a word, and walked towards the courtyard with him.