Chapter 0714 - I'm Fighting With You! (Ask for a commuter pass)
"How's this?" An Xiaoxi is pouring her stock posters and photos.
Celebrities often have some unused posters and photos, and it is not easy to throw them away, and they are reluctant to destroy them, some of them are directly given to the organizers and staff, and some are brought back to the warehouse.
Aunt Liu is more precious to her daughter, and this kind of poster and photo is treasured.
An Xiaoxi is sorting out these things now.
If there are too many copies, turn them out and sign them, planning to go back and sell them for charity.
"Okay, when did you shoot it?"
Seeing the double ponytail, Hao Yun's eyes lit up, and he liked the double ponytail a little.
"What do you mean it's okay, isn't it pretty?"
An Xiaoxi was very dissatisfied with Hao Yun's perfunctory attitude.
"Hiss~" Hao Yun gasped: "An Xiaoxi, I found that you are a little floating, can't you not know what your surname is because everyone praises you for your good looks now?" ”
"I ...... My surname is Ann! An Xiaoxi reached out to pinch it, and went straight to Hao Yun's soft flesh accurately.
Just then, the parrot standing on the windowsill spoke.
"My mom isn't at home, come on!"
"My mom isn't at home, come on!"
"My mom isn't at home, come on!"
I shouted it three times, but I didn't know if it was an illusion, and I always felt that the more it shouted, the more eager it became, and the more impatient it was.
Hao Yun and An Xiaoxi were both sluggish.
They looked at each other, but they couldn't quite understand why the stupid bird had suddenly said this.
But whatever the reason, the consequences of this sentence are unimaginable.
When Aunt Liu came back, she heard it and probably fainted directly.
Well, Aunt Liu has indeed been away from home for the past two days, and she has something to do to go to Jiangcheng.
"Teaching?" Hao Yun asked cautiously.
He could imagine that after Aunt Liu went out, An Xiaoxi's heart was rippling, and she wanted to ask herself to come to the house.
But she was more reserved, and she practiced there repeatedly.
My mom isn't at home, come on!
An Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, and seemed to understand what Hao Yun meant, and was suddenly ashamed: "I'll fight with you!" ”
Looking at An Xiaoxi who pounced, Hao Yun couldn't resist the instinctive reaction of kicking her away.
No way, martial arts practitioners.
Such an empty door attack method is simply a humanoid sandbag sent to the door.
Without fighting back, An Xiaoxi successfully pounced on Hao Yun's side and hammered him twice on the shoulder.
……
That's it?
I don't have the strength to beat people, and I dare to say that I am a dancer.
After a while, I still have to solve the problem of parrots.
Anyone who hears this stupid bird's gossip probably won't think they're innocent.
Fortunately, An Xiaoxi's grandmother, aunt and other relatives left two days ago.
If they hear it......
There's no way to explain it, and you can't say that the parrot is lying.
"Why don't you stew it?" Hao Yun thought of an idea.
This is the most direct and effective way, as long as the parrot is quacked, this sentence will never be heard again.
"What nonsense are you talking about." An Xiaoxi was furious.
She likes Hao Yun's bird, how can she be willing to stew it.
"It's okay, you can blame the black rice, let's just say that the black rice was bitten to death, let's stew the corpse in the spirit of not wasting food, and leave a bowl of soup for the aunt."
If you want to be ruthless, Hao Yun is definitely at the level of an executioner.
The stupid bird, who had already said a complete sentence for himself, was already completely dumbfounded.
It turned around and tried to run away.
Uncle Pi, I'll fly!
As a result, I forgot that there was also window glass, and I hit it head-on.
Almost provided ingredients for the dog man and woman at home.
"Look how scared you!" An Xiaoxi hurriedly ran over to check the parrot's injury, and blew on the parrot's head, as if this had some therapeutic effect.
"I'll just kid, who knew it would react so much." Hao Yun sneered.
But what I thought in my heart was, you idiot, even if you fly away, you won't fly back as soon as I blow the whistle.
When the time comes, I'll boil the water first and let you jump in on your own.
After a while, the parrot staggered to its feet.
It didn't dare to run away, and began to try to please the hostess.
From time to time, he pecked An Xiaoxi's fingers with his mouth and rubbed An Xiaoxi's palm with his head.
An Xiaoxi's heart was cute.
Even if Hao Yun planned to intimidate the parrot from talking nonsense, she had to stop it.
Hao Yun shook his head and sighed, planning to take the parrot back when he was leaving, and clean it up after leaving An Xiaoxi's sight.
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"Help, help~"
The parrot probably knows that its situation is not good, in fact, although it is smart enough, its IQ is also very limited.
I don't understand why I have to face the fate of being stewed when I say "my mother is not at home".
"It understands, don't scare it."
An Xiaoxi held the parrot in her arms and let it cling to her chest to seek security.
"I didn't scare it."
I really want to stew it,, this bird actually got into his clothes.
"Don't forget, you have already given me the black skin."
An Xiaoxi emphasized the sovereignty of the little bird, but she didn't continue to hug the stupid bird.
At this time, the silly bird became curious about the buttons of his clothes and was pecking at it with his beak.
It's embarrassing to be pecked by it.
"I gave you a parrot, and I gave you a vase at the beginning of the year......"
"My mom said you were taunting me by sending a vase!"
An Xiaoxi suddenly remembered this stubble, when she first got it, she thought the crystal was very beautiful, and then her mother made the gift spoiled with a word.
"You don't change the subject, I gave you a parrot, a crystal, and a Barbie doll for your birthday two days ago, and I have a birthday in more than a month, what are you going to give me?"
Hao Yun is generous, but he is very particular about courtesy.
An Xiaoxi's birthday this year was not celebrated with Hao Yun, nor did she call friends.
Her grandmother felt unwell after the beginning of spring this year, and she didn't find any problems in Jiangcheng, and recently came to the capital to find a famous doctor.
happened to coincide with An Xiaoxi's birthday, and the family happily accompanied the old lady to celebrate An Xiaoxi's birthday.
An Xiaoxi personally cooked two favorite dishes for her grandmother.
And Hao Yun ......
He really couldn't show up at someone's family dinner, but he still quietly called someone out and gave him a Barbie doll.
Hao Yun really didn't know what the appeal of this thing was.
But An Xiaoxi likes it.
"What do you want?" An Xiaoxi really wanted to give Hao Yun a gift, but she couldn't think of anything she could give.
Hao Yun is almost omnipotent.
Last year, I cooked for Hao Yun, and this year it will definitely not be the same.
That's too perfunctory.
What's more, Hao Yunren is at the level of a chef, and he knows how to cook more than her.
"I'm twenty-five years old, and I'm still a virgin,......" Hao Yun said faintly.
An Xiaoxi and the parrot dropped their jaws together.
"So, what do you think I should do to get a girlfriend?"
An Xiaoxi breathed a sigh of relief, but felt a little lost.
She thought it was ......
How do I know how you should chase your girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend and no one has chased me.
"Forget it, I guess you don't understand, I'll go back and find some papers in this area to study." Hao Yun let go of his clenched hand, and his back was a little sweaty.
Damn, it wasn't supposed to be like this.
"Huh...... Heh......" An Xiaoxi was speechless.
Is this man sick?
You deserve to be an old virgin.
The atmosphere between the two became awkward again, and even the parrot didn't dare to talk nonsense.
I don't know why, the two often suddenly fall into similar embarrassments recently, and they can never return to the once of brotherhood.
"Keep ten of these ones, and sell the rest."
An Xiaoxi continued to work and signed the poster with her name.
"I'll get one for this." Hao Yun put them into document bags in different categories, and the number was written on the cover.
Just go back and send it by courier.
These things will be sold online for charity and then used to rescue wild pandas.
An Xiaoxi is now a panda ambassador, and she always wants to do more for pandas.
"Remember to give money!" An Xiaoxi snorted.
"Why don't I find some posters or photos and sign them for you to sell?" Hao Yun thinks that the sales will be good.
"You...... You're so ugly, no one will buy it! ”
"Where am I ugly, you don't know how popular I am, recently many female stars have come to me and want to cooperate with me."
Hao Yun told the truth, since the release of "Little Forest", the female stars in the circle have been about to go crazy with jealousy, and are even willing to invest money to beg Hao Yun to make a similar film.
Well, probably more than just giving money.
"Do you want to shoot it?" An Xiaoxi frowned unconsciously.
"I'm not free." Hao Yun shook his head.
Moreover, those women always feel that as long as they take a picture, they are the ones who are beautiful, and they don't look in the mirror.
An Xiaoxi was inexplicably happy again.
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