Chapter 7: A Life as Plain as Water
Since the Red Leaf Raiders battle was finalized, Xie Yuanqian has been secretly planning everything, striving for perfection and no accidents.
Because according to his thoughts, if he is really the child of destiny in the novel, this matter will definitely have twists and turns, such as:
The master of the autumn leaves will make a stumbling block from it,
There are other characters who will snatch love with a knife,
Otherwise, it's going to stage an otherworldly version of Journey to the West,
And so on and so forth.
I have to say that he really thinks too much.
Although he is a traverser, such a reluctance traverser can really be regarded as a strange existence in a number of immortal cultivation novels.
You don't even cultivate immortals, who will pay attention to you? The other traversers are trying their best to seek immortality, find secret realms, and participate in hot events, what about you? I know that money is money, and I still want to be the child of destiny? Why don't you just soar in the day?
Anyway, Xie Yuanqian was like this for a month, and then it was logical to marry Gongsun Hongye Mingmei.
His carefully arranged "Romeo and Juliet Otherworldly Edition" did not come in handy at all, Gongsun Hongye's master is a reasonable lady, beautiful and kind-hearted, knowing that Gongsun Hongye has a heart for Xie Yuanqian, he is very supportive of their free love.
And he was ridiculed by Gongsun Hongye alone for Gongsun Hongye in the live scene of listening to Yunxuan's magic change, saying that this Romeo is really a nest, and Juliet is a green tea. If the two of them are happy with each other, they should live and fly together, no matter what they are right and their family prejudices, is they so wronged by wandering in the world?
Xie Yuanqian's "Romeo and Juliet Special Edition" is identified as La, and it is not a cultural style that the broad masses of people in the other world like to see.
This kind of evaluation makes Xie Yuanqian like Gongsun Hongye even more, who doesn't love a strong and rational woman?
Although Gongsun Hongye is a well-known sword dancer in the local area, Xianyuan Sili can compete with her, and even there are many sword dancers who are better than her, and she is just a tepid little person. And although her appearance is also a flower and a moon, it is indeed not as good as those oirans, but Xie Yuanqian is in the eyes of his lover and voluntarily falls.
Shen Xianya and Xie Yuanqian achieved each other, and four masterpieces were born one after another, Shen Xianya shined in the music and became famous, and Xie Yuanqian gradually entered the field of vision of the music monks, which attracted attention.
The gift he gave to Gongsun Hongye also had a return gift, Li Shixia was a court dancer before, and the martial arts cheats and sword pedigrees he had seen were much more famous than Xie Yuanqian, who lived in a remote corner, so in the calculation, Xie Yuanqian was still cheap, after all, although Xie Yuanqian's gifts were expensive, they were all bought from Duobao Pagoda.
So the time came to this important node - the wedding day of Xie Yuanqian and Gongsun Hongye.
As the boss of Tingyunxuan, his wedding banquet is naturally not small, of course, it is still set at Xianlai Restaurant, and the boss of Xianlai Restaurant is also very face-saving, so he specially reserved a scene for him, and he also reciprocated by adding three more Blue Star specialties to his wedding banquet.
The guests who came to the wedding banquet were also diverse, immortal and mixed:
The curator of the Kaishan Martial Arts Pavilion, Hong's mother of the Xianyuan Division, Shen Xianya, the music and rhythm master, the members of Tingyunxuan, his twelve crew members and personal assistant Qiaozhu, and various NPCs who want to befriend him.
Although Xie Yuanqian has never walked out of Luzhu Mountain, he is also a well-known person.
After three rounds of wine, the guests and hosts are happy, the cups and plates are messy, and they are happy and safe.
The wedding was a great success, and everyone went home happy.
Dull time passes, and a night of surprise comes.
The red leaves of the grandson in the wedding room are draped in a phoenix crown, which is beautiful and moving.
Xie Yuanqian lifted the bride's red hijab, the two looked at each other affectionately, exchanged glasses, and finally a lover finally became a family member and tied the knot.
Gongsun red leaves with affection,
"Xianggong, it's time to rest~"
Xie Yuanqian is also a heart ape, up and down.
Tonight, the red candle is shaking, the style is varied, the beauty is crying, and the sound is bursting.
Xie Yuanqian's cave room had a hearty battle on the night of the candles.
Yesterday, Xie Yuanqian's wedding also broke the hearts of thirteen young and beautiful girls.
It turns out that there are really rabbits who don't eat the grass next to the nest, Xie Yuanqian, you don't have a heart! Boom~
According to common sense this morning, Xie Yuanqian's grandson Hongye woke up in one step, looking at the first-time wife Gongsun Hongye was so beautiful and moving, Xie Yuanqian couldn't help but ignite the desire to fight again, but Gongsun Hongye experienced last night's big battle and was already overwhelmed, seeing his wife's face embarrassed because of his small actions, he could only press the table and bear it alone.
In fact, Gongsun Hongye also felt Xie Yuanqian's actions in a daze, originally she felt that it was natural for her husband to be satisfied as a wife, and she was ready to let him do it.
But Xie Yuanqian was very considerate to her, and when he saw that she was unwell, he didn't do anything again, but just hugged her and kept her in his arms, which made Gongsun Hongye love him more, and fell asleep again with his love for him.
No way, too tired.
She slept, but Xie Yuanqian became more and more energetic, not because he woke up, but because his golden finger woke up.
【Existing Companions: 1】
[Wife Gongsun Hongye's love for you +3, now the affection value is 103, and it is identified as unswerving until death]
【Double Cultivation Bonus: Kendo】
[Reward Kendo Perception +1, Martial Arts Cultivation +1]
Yes!? You didn't come after 30 years of penance for my meow, and now you've given up cultivating immortals, but you're here to join in the fun!?
What are you doing~Oops~!
Can someone else be blamed for this? You Xie Yuanqian have to walk one way for 30 years, and I don't know how to try other ways to open the other world, and now that the golden finger is here, it is still such a cool dual cultivation system.
Are you good, there is still a trace of disgust?
It's really a blessing in the midst of blessings, and it's a bit pretended!
Dislike is disgusted, but goldfinger is here to study it carefully:
For the time being, these four functions are very easy to understand.,It's to open a harem and then give the major a talent bonus for the Taoist couple.,
I just don't know if if I change back to cultivating immortals, will there be a bonus for cultivation?
Will there be new features unlocked in the future?
And it's too chicken to add experience and perception without giving physical rewards, which doesn't fit my temperament at all!
I'll go! This Xie Yuanqian is really shameless, the golden fingers are here, and he doesn't think about how to be angry and try to enrich the harem, but he dislikes this system and his own incompatibility, it's really a dog!
Play is fun, trouble is trouble, and life can't be treated as a joke.
Whether Xie Yuanqian likes it or not, this golden finger came so suddenly, and what followed was the expected event.
After Xie Yuanqian and Gongsun Hongye worked day and night for experimental exploration, he felt more and more that this system was a precious thing, a pure precious thing!
The cultivation of the addition has been tied to the martial arts, and every time you give experience and deduct one or two points of search, it is not as fast as practicing by yourself.
Double cultivation is even more excessive, it is not for himself at all, but for Taoist couples, although he will not suffer a loss to anyone, but doesn't he treat Xie Yuanqian as a Ding furnace?
No matter how much kendo bonus he has, he doesn't have enough cultivation to play, and it's all in vain! Xie Yuanqian also wants to fly with the sword! Xie Yuanqian also wants to be a sword immortal!
However, this precious gold finger is not powerful, huh~
Heaven is a good reincarnation, who does the sky spare, now it's your turn, Xie Yuanqian.
Gongsun Hongye and Xie Yuanqian's honeymoon period has passed, and the Three Kingdoms are over, Xie Yuanqian doesn't want to take some Taoist couples to experiment with whether there are new functions in this golden finger.
During this period, Gongsun Hongye loved and hated him, loved him single-mindedly, loved him for being powerful, loved him for being talented, hated him for being really single-minded, hated him for being too powerful, and hated his talent for attracting bees and butterflies.
What made Gongsun Hongye even more unbearable was that he actually bought a double cultivation secret technique! It is said to add to the fun in the boudoir. This damn guy, can you not catch me alone, can't you see Qiaozhu and those typing girls? Boom~
Yes, the family is weird.
Tonight is another battle with a huge disparity between the enemy and us, Gongsun Hongye's face is flushed, his body is sore, Xie Yuan's subconscious is still unfinished, and he is full of energy.
Gongsun Hongye, as a wife and a double cultivator, could neither satisfy Xie Yuanqian nor help his cultivation, but her own sword path was becoming more and more sophisticated, and if she continued like this, she would begin to doubt her life.
So she had the strength to urge Xie Yuanqian,
"Husband, you better take a concubine, the concubine can't stand it~"
Does Xie Yuanqian want to take a concubine?
If you don't want to, then he's not a man, but he's not a stallion, so you can't see one and love the other, right? For him from Lanxing, a union without love is a hooligan, and although he Xie Yuanqian is in the other world, he still has to be the only light that adheres to the only righteous path of Lanxing's male virtue!
And looking at this precious golden finger, he also felt that the egg hurt. Is this the case with double cultivation of gold fingers? What's the matter with only giving Daoist bonuses! I've cultivated to the point of internal strength myself! You're still sending me away at one or two o'clock, is it interesting?
I checked this precious gold finger again:
【Existing Companions: 1】
[Wife Gongsun Hongye will be unswerving to you to death, and the current affection value is 100]
【Double Cultivation Bonus: Kendo】
[Reward Kendo Perception +1, Martial Arts Cultivation +3]
He meowed, I just finished complaining, you can add three, right?! You might as well not add it, are you humiliating me in Chiguoguo? It's really annoying to me! You precious goldfinger!
No matter how much he scolded in his heart, he could only be incompetent and furious, Xie Yuanqian could only pull his thoughts back to reality, and he said affectionately to Gongsun Hongye,
"Lady, you don't have to test me with such words anymore, my love for you can be seen by heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon are proof! I have only room for you in my heart! No third party will be allowed to get involved! ”
Rest assured! Red leaves, I will never let a third party intervene in the relationship between us, stick to male morality, and start with me Xie Yuanqian!
Any enemy that is not conducive to the harmony of husband and wife must be rejected!
Hearing Xie Yuanqian's vowed declaration of love again, Gongsun Hongye burst into tears, but it was not the tears of emotion when he heard it for the first time, but the tears that wanted to cry without tears:
Husband, can you not be so wooden! What I'm saying is really true, the concubine body really can't stand it! It looks like I can't do it, so I'll have to do it myself!
Seeing that Gongsun Hongye was moved by himself and cried, Xie Yuanqian felt that he could gain an inch again.
"Lady, I think our dual cultivation secret technique can be refined a little more, and I have thought of a new posture......
Hearing this, Gongsun Hongye's face turned even redder, new posture!? You still want to do a new pose! No, tomorrow, I'll arrange you tomorrow! I really can't stand it, you animal!
But tomorrow hasn't arrived yet, it's still early tonight, Xie Yuanqian still tried a new posture as he wished, and it really has a different taste, Blue Star is so beautiful~!
The next morning, Xie Yuanqian, who got what he wanted, went to the typing Ji to make a blessing, and Gongsun Hongye got up again on the third pole of the day.
Today, Gongsun Hongye is going to implement Xie Yuanqian's strategy plan, and her first target is Xie Yuanqian's personal assistant - Qiaozhu.
This Xie Yuanqian is really, marry you and don't marry, flirt with you and flirt very much, with such a little beauty at home, Gongsun Hongye is not worth it for Qiaozhu, and Qiaozhu has long been devoted to Xie Yuanqian, but this piece of wood is not open, or only to Gongsun Hongye.
And Gongsun Hongye is going to help Qiaozhu realize his dream today.
"Qiaozhu, do you remember what I told you last time?"
"Ma'am, that's not going to work, is it? The first few times I was recognized by the master. ”
"I underestimated Xie Yuanqian's piece of wood a few times before, and this time I will definitely succeed! Or are you empathetic? ”
"No, no! I only like Xie Yuanqian alone! ”
"That's it, listen to me, yes!"
So and so and so and so and
So under the purging of Gongsun Hongye, Xiuzhu once again mustered up the courage to succeed in her dream tonight.
Xie Yuanqian didn't know what surprise gifts were waiting for him tonight, originally according to the convention, tonight was a vegetarian night, and Gongsun Hongye was going to recuperate.
But what Xie Yuanqian didn't expect was that Gongsun Hongye actually recommended himself as a pillow, and he also prepared new tricks, which made Xie Yuanqian dream of returning to the honeymoon period, which was really worth recalling the time of a lifetime.
Xie Yuanqian is still immersed in the sweet years of the past, and Gongsun Hongye has already brought her new tricks - blindfolds.
What new tricks can be made with such a blindfold?
"Xianggong, this blindfold is a double cultivation secret treasure brought out by the master from the palace, it is used to add fun, and it is said that it can double the happiness~"
Although Xie Yuanqian didn't understand what kind of black technology this was, out of trust in his wife, he still accepted it gladly, and then the husband and wife kissed affectionately, and Gongsun Hongye succeeded in stealing beams and changing pillars.
How did this succeed in stealing beams and changing columns?
Qiaozhu has already been prepared, Gongsun Hongye first charmed Xie Yuanqian, so that he relaxed his vigilance, and then the division of labor was clear, Gongsun Hongye was on the tube, Qiaozhu was captured, and both were attacked, this Xie Yuanqian was naturally captured.
Didn't Xie Yuan feel his potential? Of course he felt it, but this piece of wood really thought it was a new trick of Gongsun Hongye:
I didn't expect that there was such a double cultivation secret treasure in the other world, it really deserved to be the world of cultivating immortals.
Happy! Sure enough, a man's IQ in bed will be infinitely close to 0. With such a different style of body feeling, he thought that it was a double cultivation secret treasure working out, and it was really a piece of wood.
It's just that the first experience is not very good. Gongsun Hongye is very proud:
Finally, someone can share the pressure for me, Xie Yuanqian, see how we clean you up in the future!
Gongsun Hongye, who succeeded in Xie Yuanqian's strategy this time, thought that she would be able to compete with Xie Yuanqian with one more comrade-in-arms, but the many battles after that proved that she thought too much.
The next morning, before Xie Yuanqian woke up, the precious goldfinger rushed to bubble again.
[Existing Companions: 2]
[Wife Gongsun Hongye will be unswerving to you to death, and the intimacy is 101
The maid Luo Qiaoling lives and dies with you, and the intimacy is 90]
【Double Cultivation Bonus: Kendo, Mathematics】
[Bonus Kendo Perception +1, Martial Arts Cultivation +3, Math +1]
!!! What! Qiaozhu! Could it be last night??!
Oops~Madam, what are you doing~!
Xie Yuanqian, who knew that although the gold finger was expensive and frivolous, it would definitely not go wrong, he immediately woke up, and gently pulled open the quilt to take a look.
Good guys, beautiful women come in pairs, plum blossoms are dotted, and they all sleep soundly!
Is this a good night's sleep?
It's tired panic! Xie Yuanqian, who really thought that the blindfold was a double cultivation secret treasure, did his best last night and did whatever he wanted, which made them exhausted, and now of course they slept deeply.
Alas:-(,In the end, I broke the vows.,But,The lady actually came to really?! This, what is she trying to do? I don't understand, I really don't understand.
If Gongsun Hongye heard his heart, he would probably tell him:
If we swap offense and defense, you'll know what I'm trying to do! Hum!
Since then, Xie Yuanqian's moral bottom line has been lost, and the weakness of human nature has been exposed.