Chapter 1: The Birth of Neuropathy
In a KTV private room where the lights are shining.
The woman who shook her head and sang "Can't Hurt" finally sat down.
Xu Xiangxiang wiped his tears.
I slipped a hand of mascara, so I cried even harder.
"You've been howling for so long, crying so hard, and I haven't heard you're in love?"
Qiao Yu glanced at his sleeves, yes, this white T is a waste.
Xu Xiangxiang rubbed her shoulder again.
"It's rumored that I'm not in love, it's my fried fish CP, they're be!"
"Oh, you said Song Jian and Lin Jieyu, isn't this normal? Entertainment industry! ”
"But they were so compatible before, they were very tacit in and out of the play, and the tidbits were even more eye-drawn, but yesterday an official announced that he had been married for many years, and he had a child, and the other was not to be outdone, and it was revealed that he had an amateur boyfriend who had been dating for many years, why, why did the world treat me like this..."
Qiao Yu brought her a tissue, and suddenly felt a warm belly, she pushed away the person buried in her arms, "Xu Xiangxiang, you are crazy, you actually blew your nose with my clothes again, I am really..."
"I'm sorry, I'll give you a dozen white T-shirts tomorrow."
Seeing that her eyes were red, Qiao Yu didn't want to continue to talk about her.
Xu Xiangxiang is usually clever and likable, and it is not a big problem to have three or two cups of drinks.
The last time I drank like this, it was because the male and female protagonists of a certain TV series dismantled the CP and said cruel words, saying that there was him without her, she without him, etc., which made her cry breathlessly.
Qiao Yu patted her, "Wise people don't fall in love, CP can't mess around, there is a process and a script for doing a show, and acting is even more fake, who makes you so sincere!" ”
Xu Xiangxiang shook his hair, and the swept Qiao Yu hurriedly turned his face away.
"Wow... I listen to you, and I will never believe this again..."
I was about to bury my head again, but Qiao Yu's mobile phone rang.
Qiao Yu went out to answer the phone, and Xu Xiangxiang was alone in the private room, sitting on the sofa.
The phone vibrated and she glanced at it.
SMS from unknown number: "Want your CP to change the ending?" ”
Xu Xiangxiang rubbed his eyes and took another look.
There is one more article on the top, "Participate in the show, do things, and exchange for ending repair." ”
"Participating in the show? What program? ”
Xu Xiangxiang doesn't understand, but a window pops up on the page, do you confirm the change?
The ending of BE has to change, of course.
She didn't know if it was true or not, so she just poked it.
Even if she wants to be single for a lifetime to change CP to come true, she is willing, just click the confirmation button, what are you afraid of?
was about to be planted on the sofa again, Qiao Yu came in, and the first sentence said, "I promised for you in the love variety show of "More than Love"! ”
"What, what? Program? ”
Xu Xiangxiang rummaged through his mobile phone and found that the unknown text message just now was gone.
Accidentally deleted it?
Or do you drink too much and have illusions?
"That's right, Lian Variety show, when the time comes, you will go to the scene to knock someone else's industrial CP, that guy's saccharin possession will not kill you, and it can also get you out of the harm caused by fried fish cp as soon as possible."
Knock CP, then she can.
"Okay."
She didn't know that things were in such a hurry, and she was pulled to sign the contract the next day.
Then I made some short films about myself, life experiences, etc.
She hadn't fully adapted yet, so she was ready to pack up and move to the cabin to start the official recording.
After eating a circle of melons, I realized that the show had already officially announced six guests, but as soon as a female guest released the photo, she was revealed to be a two-faced person.
This speech at home and abroad is completely inconsistent, even if it is an amateur, it cannot be tolerated, so it is absent.
Some netizens said that there was originally a substitute guest here, but unfortunately the show was very tortuous in the early stage, and the substitute guest was actually poached by another program first.
Seeing that the show was about to be recorded, he could only urgently find someone to replace him.
Coincidentally, Qiao Yu had a good relationship with several people in the program planning team, so she was approached and wanted to ask her for a favor.
Then, isn't this cheaper than Xu Xiangxiang!
Qiao Yu also came to pack her luggage with Xu Xiangxiang, and saw that she had a box and a bulging backpack, so she couldn't help but open the bag and take a look.
"What are you pretending to be?"
Pour out a bunch of puffed food, as well as instant noodles and the like.
"Netizens said that there may not be anything to eat if they live there."
"Which one said, aren't you watching Lian Zong? Which family doesn't buy their own vegetables and cook, how can they starve you to death? Yo, and a can of boiling water? What's the matter, there's no stove or no kettle over there? ”
"Ahem, I drank on the way."
"The car from the program team goes straight to the love hut, you are a thermos cup, the drive is more than an hour, it can't be cold at all, hot mouth, even if it's really cold, are you waiting for the traffic light to take a quick sip? Or are you going to let someone wait for you to drink? The main thing is that it's all patted, and you can only hold it when you want to go to the toilet after drinking. ”
Qiao Yu is giving her advice.
This time, the show is in the form of a live broadcast, but it can't be edited.
Seeing that Qiao Yu was going to take out those things, Xu Xiangxiang hugged her.
"I can take all of these, but I have to have noodles and boiling water."
"Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to care about you, I can travel lightly."
So, after getting in the car, Xu Xiangxiang received a pink card, "Please go to the Love Cottage and start your wonderful journey." ”
She threw it into her bag after reading it.
There were several cameras in the car, Xu Xiangxiang shook his hand in front of the cameras, and found tissues to cover several cameras.
The vehicle was smooth and she felt very comfortable.
But she still cautiously asked the driver, "Can I eat?" ”
"Not so good!" The driver thought that he was just a part-time worker, and the show didn't say whether he could eat or not, but he really didn't advocate eating in the car in ordinary life, so this was a polite refusal.
"But I'm really hungry."
"Then, you can eat some!"
Maybe I didn't have breakfast, but at most I had a bread or something!
It doesn't smell big and it won't get in the car, so it should be fine.
But she took out a cup of noodles and boiling water.
While waiting for the bubble to finish, after a few speed bumps, she kept nervous about the instant noodles, and she didn't notice that the paper blocking the camera had fallen.
Finally a minute-long red light appeared, and she began to snort.
How could she wait for a traffic light just to take a sip of boiling water?
Qiao Yu is still too conservative.
The female guest replaced in this live show is actually still a little hot.
The important thing is that there are two people who say they are amateurs, but they are actually some well-known up masters, so the traffic is not small.
Originally, no one looked at Xu Xiangxiang, but she covered the camera, asked if she could eat, and finally accidentally exposed the happy noodles, which made a group of netizens who had never seen this scene interested.
"Sick in the head! Who eats instant noodles in the car? ”
"The quality of this amateur is not good, so I changed it as soon as possible."
"She looks so stupid, is there something mentally wrong?"
"You guys in the program team choose people like this, it's better for me to be on it!"
Xu Xiangxiang didn't know that there were so many words circulating on his head on the screen, but he only knew that when he turned a corner when he was drinking soup, the paper with the camera on it fell into the bowl.
She suddenly lost her expression control, "It's over, they must think I'm a psycho when they see it." ”