15. You're all garbage
There are many beauties in the East Division, which can be roughly divided into two categories.
A kind of back is infinitely beautiful, with a graceful and enchanting figure, but the face is a little unsatisfactory.
The other type is slightly bloated, but I feel sorry for the flowers and moon on the face, and they are beautiful one by one.
God is fair, you can't have both body and appearance, otherwise how can you flutter in this shallow pool, you have already been discovered by talent scouts and become stars.
But there are always exceptions, such as the so-called class flower in the mouth of the fat man, who does not account for one of the two advantages, and is fat and ugly.
is not only ugly and fat, but also has a rare stinky temper and high requirements.
Zeng Hao said: "Without Peng Yuyan's appearance, no BBA-level sports car, no 300-square-meter villa, no annual income of 500,000 yuan, I am not even worthy of being a spare tire." ”
This honor is accompanied by such a bold statement, and God will scold him when he hears it: 'Shameless!' ’
Perhaps the only possibility to fulfill your wish is to lie in the wishing fountain and be a king.
But on the contrary, the fat man is just like this, Xu has a big hole in his head, and he began to pursue it for half a year.
Xie Fei thinks that fat people are not good women because of this, after all, in addition to gender, the allure of Banhua is not as good as that of inflatable dolls.
also because of the fat man's encouragement, fueled the woman's arrogance, often boasted of the class flower, so a ten, ten to a hundred, over time, stealing the name of the class flower.
Banhua called, how dare the fat man slack off?
"Baby, miss me?"
In a word, the dormitory brothers, together with Xie Fei, almost vomited the overnight meal.
A rough voice came from the other end of the phone, not only rough but also clipped, with the appearance of the school flower, the brothers decided to go on a collective hunger strike tonight.
"Dead fatty, what did you do, now the whole world knows that you are ashamed, I won't let you play that broken motorcycle, you play partially, and what kind of master do you boast of, pretend to be a calf, get out!"
"Toot ......"
After a busy sound, the fat man was left alone.
He trembled and picked up his mobile phone and sent a question mark in WeChat, and what he got was a big red exclamation mark.
"Blocking ...... again"
The fat man was speechless, and he didn't know where he offended this ancestor.
The brothers took turns to be relieved, for fear that he would do something stupid with this sick body in his arms.
Looking at his dead face, wanting to cry without tears, the brothers really didn't know what was good about Ban Hua, and he was so unrelenting.
Turning over a certain sound, the fat man wanted to get in touch with Banhua there, and was suddenly caught by the content of the first short video.
On the screen, a man in a straight suit with black sunglasses is sitting on his BMW S1000RR locomotive explaining the downhill road in Panlongling.
"Isn't this the contact person for Nie Yu's team?" The fat fox was suspicious, a little puzzled.
Nie Yu's team is quite low-key, only focusing on the game, never doing this kind of show-up thing, and it is impossible to build momentum for themselves for a Panlongling mountain road.
Such an abnormality surprised the fat man a little, "Did he take the wrong medicine?" ”
The liaison person narrated the difficulties of Panlongling Mountain Road from a first-person point of view, capable and professional, and even people who don't know about locomotives can listen to it with relish.
The video is interspersed with pictures of Nie Yu galloping down the mountain, doing every action extremely quickly and standardly, which can be called a classic!
Suddenly, the camera was everything, and the figure of a fat man appeared in the video, pouting his fat big buttocks, and following Nie Yu.
The liaison explained: "This is a local driver who fell under the wheel of Nie Yu, and he is humbly asking Nie Yu for advice. ”
Seeing this scene, the fat man was so angry that he almost dropped his mobile phone, it was obviously a warm-up game, but it was misinterpreted as teaching, such an insult, how can he bear it?
"Bastard! What the hell, is there such a bully? ”
If it weren't for the video progress bar, even if it was broken again, the phone would have been smashed.
After that warm-up race, another video was spliced together, accompanied by an intimate explanation from the contact person, "The following is a false demonstration, please do not imitate!! ”
The tone and provocative tone echoed in the ears of several people, and the video content was infuriating!
It was a video of a fat man riding a bicycle by himself, and against the backdrop of his fat body, the Kaiyue 321RR under his crotch looked so small and weak.
The skillful driving skills were now extremely rough, and after a mistake, he crashed headlong into the passenger of the car......
What's even more infuriating is that the video has also been ghostized, accompanied by funny and joyful music, and played it on a loop three times!
"Isn't this a good idea of a fat man for a stupid X?" The second child said angrily.
'Thanks to the night raid convoy in Bangdong City for the erroneous demonstration. ’
A subtitle at the end of the video pushed everyone's anger to the top.
Look at the comments again, all the ridicule, you don't have to think about it to know, you hired a sailor to bring the rhythm.
The video has also been on the hot search, with 200,000 likes and nearly 10 million views.
It's no wonder that Ban Hua speaks so ugly, the current fat man is already the laughing stock of the people of the whole country after dinner.
Within a few days, anyone who brushes a certain sound will know that there is a second cargo in the night raid convoy in Yongdong City.
Continue to scroll down, the video on a certain sound is either a reprint of the video or a comment, a proper high traffic and high popularity.
"Shame, shame!"
The brothers were indignant and wanted to ask Nie Yu for an explanation in the locomotive group.
But when they opened it, several people in the dormitory were kicked out of the group chat without exception.
sent WeChat greetings to their whole family one by one, but found that they had already been blocked by the people in Nie Yu's team.
At this moment, the fat man has completely become a lamb to the slaughter, powerless to resist and has nowhere to refute.
It's hard to imagine the pressure and grievances he is suffering at the moment.
The fat man gasped with difficulty, his chest heaved violently, and the bandages were stretched.
It took a long time before a word was spoken.
"My personal reputation is not important, but the team will not allow others to tarnish it."
When he said this, he was already crying, tears rolling in his eyes.
At this moment, Xie Fei felt unprecedented anger.
Little by little, he watched the growth of the fat people, watched them put their hearts and souls into it, and watched them take pride in their progress.
And in an instant, all the pride and pride became the laughing stock of others......
"Such a slander is never what a motorcycle driver should do!"
Xie Fei's clenched fist turned white, and he made a decision in his heart to avenge the fat man and the night attack convoy!
But he still struggled, his self-esteem, his secrets......
Intense emotions echoed in his chest, and the flames of anger made him finally take that step!
Looking at the fat man's face full of grievances, Xie Fei said word by word: "Revenge, I'll come!" ”
He was about to say this, but was interrupted by a loud "clang".
The door to the dormitory was kicked and fell from the outside in.
A tall body with a cigarette in his mouth and sunglasses put on a tall appearance and broke into the sight of the six people.
The person who came was the contact person of Nie Yu's team!
"How dare you come?!"
The second child took the lead in attacking, and smashed the stool with a round stool.
The liaison person is naturally not a weak chicken, his long legs split, kicked and smashed the stool, and immediately pointed to the five people in the dormitory one by one with his hand, "You, you, you, and you, you are all garbage!" ”