"Fuck your uncle!"

Xie Fei was a little annoyed, snatched the fat man's phone, and flipped through the comments on the video one by one.

As he imagined, the ridicule in the comment area was all about saying that he was a girl with a handle.

This made him so depressed that he didn't even want to go out of the door.

The fat man and the brothers were smiling ill-intentionedly, none of them showed the slightest distress, but pondered how to use the topic to play and damage Xie Fei.

Among the five brothers, the fat man has the most ideas, and the people are also the most social, and he often says, "I am a fat brother in society, and people don't talk much cruelly." ’

His eyes rolled, and with a smile on his face, he moved his fat ass and leaned over little by little.

"Brother, you can't do this, are you still thinking about that sentence in the movie?" Rider Rider, No Woman, Just Car and Hands'? ”

It's no wonder that most teenagers who like motorcycles devote all their energy to improving their skills and definitely don't have time to pursue girls.

This has created a very strange phenomenon, whether it is a man or a woman, as long as it is a technical stream, most of them are single.

In order to alleviate this fucking character, since "Flying Life" became popular, this line has been put on the lips of single knights to laugh at themselves.

Xie Fei rolled his eyes at him, ignored him, and said in his heart, this is what it is, you need to talk too much.

The fat man was not discouraged, he thought about it again, and his fat face was oily, and his smile became even more obscene.

He deliberately rubbed on Xie Fei's body, squeezed out space on the bed, and sat down.

With a weight of more than 200 catties, like a fat iron ball, the pressed iron bed emits a 'squeaky' movement, and there is a feeling of falling apart.

"Although you look stupid, but you are very shrewd in your heart, isn't it a slow motion with your left hand and right hand all the year round, and there is something wrong with your body, so I'm embarrassed to tell my brother? This man, the most important thing is the kidney, ginseng, deer antler, tiger whip, and fur seal kidney, we have to make up for it......"

He looked at Xie Feiqing's purple face for a while, and added: "If you don't have these precious ones, it's okay to have some bloodshot lamb kidneys and some wolfberries in a thermos cup, no matter how bad it is, I still have ...... here."

He pretended to look at Xie Fei mysteriously, and immediately clapped his hands, and the second child in the dormitory immediately understood and took out the things at the bottom of the box.

Two small pills, under the illumination of the light, shimmered with a turquoise blue light.

The fat man took it and shook it in front of Xie Fei's eyes, grinning loudly and grinning to the root of his ears.

"This thing, one refreshing, two never tired, three immortal...... I fed stray dogs with him in the countryside last summer, and there was only one, and that whole night, tsk, the barking never stopped, and the village didn't close its eyes all night......"

Xie Fei looked at it curiously, and there was an indescribable sense of mystery when he saw the little blue pill.

He didn't know what it was, but just by looking at the smiles of the fat man and the dorm room, he knew that it wasn't a good thing.

"! Keep it for yourself! ”

The fat man deliberately pretended to be startled and screamed, "Oh, brother, you don't want this?" Could it be ......"

He made a charming gesture again, waved an orchid finger in his right hand, withdrew the sweat-smelling collar on his body to his shoulder, and looked at Xie Fei with a self-righteous look.

"Isn't it the old sister-in-law, you are so manly, since this is the case, then I am not welcome to the little brother~"

The fat face suddenly stuck to Xie Fei's face, and his tongue stuck out in mid-air, which frightened him and jumped out of bed with a 'huh'.

"You stupid X, what are you doing!"

This move made the brothers laugh, and the fourth and fifth brothers laughed directly on the ground, dancing with their hands.

The fat man saw that his beauty plan was useless, so he thought of a way again.

"Since you're straight and shy, so let's treat you, let's go to a dragon, how about it?"

"A dragon?"

Xie Fei was a little puzzled, he had often heard others talk about it, but he was so poor, where could he be blessed to enjoy this.

Here the fat man's eyebrows flutter and give an explanation.

The so-called one-stop service is a strong stroke in the Northeast hospitality culture.

Find a restaurant in the evening, first take two bites, and then choose a familiar roadside stall to have a small barbecue.

It is important to pay attention to it here, it must be a small barbecue at a roadside stall, which is cheap, tasteful, and full.

Then I want to put on two cases of the famous Green River beer in Yongdong City, one bottle per person, blowing at each other.

This meal is also full, the wine is also drunk, it is time to brag about the bull X, and start the next link - KTV.

It doesn't matter if you sing well or not, whether you can sing or not, when you come here, it's just two words, 'howl' and 'drink'!

The playlist is always full of those tracks, and the opening cannon must order 'Friend's Wine' to show brotherhood.

It must be noted here that the first song must be 'Friend's Wine', and if you want to sing something else, you are not righteous enough, and you are easy to be cut.

The next few songs don't have so many hard and fast rules, but they can't escape, "Song of the Five Rings", "The Most Dazzling National Style", "Little Apple" and other tracks.

Since I drank a lot of barbecue before, I don't have to follow bottle by bottle in KTV.

If the amount of wine is good, the relationship is in place, and you can spin one yourself.

If the amount of alcohol is not good, eat more fruit plates, eat more melon seeds, anyway, the atmosphere must be in place, and the cards must be enough!

Howling and howling, making trouble, and finally ordering a song to end the show.

There must be a chorus here, and it is hard to say, 'My good brother.' ’

There is no other reason, just like 'friend's wine', it is all righteous anger, how loud the howl, how deep the righteous anger is, and this is usually how the movement of the ghost crying wolf in TKV comes from.

After the finale, the time came to 12 o'clock in the morning.

At this moment, everyone is sweaty, and it is really difficult to sleep without washing.

So, there is only the last stop of the one-stop service, and the most famous one, the bathing center!

There are many kinds of baths, but in the Northeast, there is a unified process for martial arts.

I took my slippers and my cards, took off my clothes, and slipped into the hall naked.

Step 1: Rush! Rinse up with some shower gel to wash off the floating ash on your body.

Step 2: Bubble! It is a man who must choose a water temperature of 50 degrees, like a frog, soaked in the water, while watching TV and nagging, while taking a bath, until his limbs are numb and red, and his head is dizzy, even if it is enough fire.

Step 3: Steam! Remove the dead skin, and wait until the sweat has steamed out the oil sludge in the pores, and then you can do it.

Step 4: Rub! Here you can use a towel or a bath towel, and you can also choose to add some materials, such as milk, red wine, sea salt, mugwort, etc., etc., the master's craftsmanship is very good, and the fatigue is relieved and comfortable, and the craftsmanship is superb, which can give people a fall asleep.

The fifth step is different from person to person.

It's almost one o'clock in the morning, and it's hard to sleep when you go home alone, so some gray stores will provide some services that are not quite normal.

Usually throw bricks and lead jade, point a technician, go to the clock, come to a 288, and pinch a foot.

Waiting for the pinching to be fluttering, I said this to the technician in private.

"I'm already a little tired of doing these regular projects, do we have any special services, for example, Korean semi-permanent or something."

When the fat man said this, Xie Fei understood everything, and kicked his ass, "Fuck your sister's Korean-style semi-permanent!" ”