95, long-lost girl
On the other side, the fat man and Xie Fei returned to the room, happy as two little two X, beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, ham sausages, and all kinds of snacks.
Obviously, these two young people who don't have anything in their pockets can't buy these things at all, and they all rely on the liaison person to squander their money.
At this moment, the liaison person was also in their room, celebrating the victory of the Buddha's summit.
He was already drinking high, the 52-degree Niulanshan in his hand was almost at the bottom, carrying a wine bottle in his left hand, and stretching out his index finger in his right hand to compare and draw with the two of them, looking like a big brother in society, spitting bitterness.
"I'm telling you, it's too difficult to mess with Brother Nie and Brother Nie!"
The fat man opened his slightly drunk eyes and looked at him in a daze, his eyes were already small, and he drank too much at the moment, and he couldn't open them, as if he hadn't grown.
"You're still hard to mix? With those two God of Wealth, some are rounds! ”
After that, he was not enough, so he reached out and hit Xie Fei on the chest.
"See, my brother, poor pants can't afford to wear. Two years of three pants, the back butt grinds out a big hole! ”
The liaison listened with disbelief on his face, and with a slightly hazy feeling on his red cheeks, he leaned his face towards Xie Fei.
"Such a powerful driver, pants holes?! I don't believe it! Unbelief!! ”
He said it with certainty, as if he had seen what kind of pants Xie Fei was wearing.
This negation made the fat man feel that he had been refuted, and he was a little angry, and shouted: "When did my fat brother deceive someone, why don't you believe me!" ”
"Seeing is believing, and when I see it, I believe it!"
The two of them talked and talked about it, and Xie Fei, who was drunk on the side, was like a dead pig, lying there motionless, not knowing what was going to happen next.
The fat man rubbed his hands together and put a finger on his fat lips in a booing gesture.
Immediately after, beckoned the contact person to come closer.
At lightning speed, he is doing a dirty thing.
Xie Fei had already drunk five confusions, and he was talking nonsense in his mouth, "Drink, drink again, whoever doesn't drink is the grandson!" ”
Suddenly, I felt a chill in my buttocks, and suddenly, the room burst into an extremely cheerful laughter.
"Hahaha!"
The fat man and the liaison man laughed, but they saw that a SpongeBob SquarePants' flat pants were tightly attached to Xie Fei's body, and the back buttocks leaked two big holes extremely cool.
As the fat man said, there is also a super double.
The contact person looked pitiful and slapped his head, as if he was still crying.
"Alas, I'll go, such a good master, such a poor and sour pants, I have to keep a souvenir!"
With that, he took out his mobile phone and slapped it violently, and the lights flickered non-stop.
The more he looked at it, the more pitiful he felt, and finally took off his pants and put them on for Xie Fei, and couldn't help but comment: "Well, this is what a master looks like." ”
Xie Fei didn't know the whole thing, and when he woke up the next day, something was vaguely wrong.
I always feel that the thighs are panicked, and the front end is wrapped tighter.
"After a night of drinking, your pants shrunk?"
He was a little puzzled, flipped it open, was stunned, touched his buttocks again, and looked at the fat man and the contact person who were sleeping on the ground, with an embarrassed face.
"Not really...... I didn't feel any pain......"
He double-checked several more times, looking through a certain tone on his phone, looking for the answer.
When he flipped to a video about baguettes, the whole person was not good. (Take a photo with a baguette, you can find this video yourself.) )
This video made him, who was still a little hungover, completely sober up, full of energy, like a cat catching mice.
"What the hell is this...... Could it be ......"
He thought that something was wrong, opened his pants and looked carefully, and wiped his buttocks again, wanting to be relieved but couldn't put it down at all.
You can't ask in front of the two of them, such a shameful thing, once it really happens, how can you face the two of them?
He is a pure straight man, pure as milk, the little chick has never even touched a woman, he really wants to be hugged by a man, how can he mix in society?
He leaned on the toilet door and looked out the door, but when he saw that the loophole SpongeBob SquarePants was not far from him next to the contact's head, his heart was cold.
"It can't be true......"
He was about to burst into tears, a sense of hopelessness and isolation welling up in his heart.
I flipped through my phone again and changed the video to seek answers, and at this time, WeChat, which had been stuck for a long time, finally came to life, and more than 40 photos came.
The liaison recorded the whole process in the form of photos, including two small videos, which made Xie Fei tremble.
"Fuck it!"
Without even thinking about it, a big flying foot shot directly to the head.
The contact was asleep, only to feel that there were suddenly many more stars in front of him, and he opened his eyes suddenly, and he almost vomited with a sour smell.
"What are you doing?!!
Xie Fei didn't speak again, what he cut his head and covered his face was a severe beating, and all kinds of street fighting tricks were vividly used by him, picking out his crotch, locking his throat, and inserting his eyes...... Do it all!
By the way, he also gave the fat man a severe beating, almost beating his legs that had just grown up again.
After this beating, the two also remembered what happened yesterday, and obediently knelt on the ground, holding their heads in their hands, and singing about conquest.
Xie Fei crossed his hands on his hips, stared at them angrily, stretched out his finger and scolded: "Don't laugh!" Be serious!! ”
The fat man and the liaison didn't dare to laugh, but when they thought of Xie Fei's hole-in-the-hole SpongeBob SquarePants, they looked at each other, and they couldn't help it.
Finally, under Xie Fei's big flying feet, the two were honest for a while, and obediently finished singing the conquest.
Xie Fei recorded the whole process to blackmail the two of them, and if he leaked this matter, he would post the video on the Internet for everyone to see their jokes.
However, this deterrent is really limited, compared to the torn pants, kneeling and singing conquest is a ball.
At this time, it came to an end, and the three of them tacitly got dressed, and prepared to ride the motorcycle back to their city.
After last night's game, Nie Yu was in a good state of mind, and generously gave Xie Fei and the fat man 1,000 yuan, so that they could go home a little entangled.
Before leaving, Xie Fei's phone rang, it was Ma Xinnan's.
The other end of the phone told him that he and Lin Qiaoqiao had returned, and they were going to look for him to go out for a walk in the past few days.
Xie Fei was originally quite depressed, but when he thought of the two beauties looking for him, the haze in his heart suddenly rained and the sky cleared.
As the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working together, not to mention that these two beauties are the best of the best.
From the tone of Ma Xinnan's speech, I felt extremely brisk, and I was a little hesitant before.
Xie Fei didn't know what this meant, but he really felt that there was something special in it.
It was this affection that brought him the first love in his life.