Chapter 44: Knocked unconscious by a rainbow fart
The lodge's shuttle bus took a group of guests to the farm.
The scenery along the way was excellent, the camera slowly swept over, and the audience in the live broadcast room also enjoyed a beautiful picture.
[Wow! Is this villa so big? Kind of want to go! γ
[It should be open after the show is recorded, right?] When the time comes, you can ask your sisters to check in together, maybe the fish that Wen Renxue put are still there haha! γ
The shuttle bus drove for more than ten minutes, and the surrounding scenery suddenly opened up, and a vast green meadow appeared in front of everyone.
There are cows grazing in the pens, calves flicking their tails behind the cows, and farm workers milking cows in the cowshed not far away.
Seeing this scene, several little guests became excited, and Jiang Baobao waved his little hands and shouted.
"Cowβhere we areβ"
As soon as the ferry stopped in front of the cowshed, Jiang Baobao jumped out, Jiang Aidou couldn't catch it, but Jiang Baobao ran two steps and turned back, reaching out to hold Feng Youyou's hand.
"Young, come on!"
Feng Youyou's other hand was pulling Wen Renxue, and he was a little reluctant to let go.
Of course, Wen Renxue didn't let go of her hand, but followed Jiang Baobao's steps and took Feng Youyou forward.
So Feng Youyou stood in the middle, one on the left and one on the right, and was pulled forward and ran.
Baby Jiang excitedly rushed to the outside of the cowshed, looked through the fence and pointed to a calf inside.
"Young, look, there's a calf!"
Feng Youyou looked at Jiang Baobao's fingers, the calf was snuggling up to the cow, rubbing affectionately, and deep admiration appeared in the calf's eyes.
She looked away a little uncomfortably, but it happened that Wen Renxue rubbed her head, and Feng Youyou leaned towards Wen Renxue's position without a trace.
The farmer led a few guests on a brief tour of the farm, and then it was time for the formal milking session.
Each family is a group, there is no limit to the number of cows, and the family that milks the most milk within two hours wins.
Jiang Baobao had no choice but to separate from Feng Youyou, and when he was pulled away, he didn't forget to whisper in Feng Youyou's ear.
"It's okay, I'll secretly pour you my milk then."
Jiang Baobao thought that her voice was very small, but in fact, Jiang Idol heard it clearly, and Jiang Idol pulled her ear.
"Little white-eyed wolf, if you have a good friend, you forget your mother, right?"
Baby Jiang: "Ah, Mom, don't pull it, baby's ears are going to fall off!" β
Jiang Idol deliberately made an expression of twisting his eyebrows, Jiang Baobao exaggerated "oops, oops", and the mother and daughter made a fuss and left.
Wen Renxue also stretched out her hand to Feng Youyou, and invited energetically.
"Let's go, let's do it too!"
Several groups of guests dispersed, each with two staff members to help.
After the staff's explanation and demonstration, everyone began to be eager to try.
The smoothest is Pei Yinghou's group, Eden itself has a lot of farms under his name, and after Osben can run and jump, the family of three has gone to the farm to play many times.
Milking cows, not to mention that Eden was already handy when he was a teenager, even Osborne could do it well.
didn't need Pei Ying to get started, the father and son squeezed out the milk very smoothly, and even the skills were as skilled as professional milkers.
Pei Ying stood aside with a smile, looking at the two people in front of her who were most closely bound to her, and a faint smile appeared on her face.
[Ahhh Is this the power of affection? γ
[The little prince is really well-behaved and heartwarming, I don't expect to meet a high-quality man like Eden in this life, it's okay to give me a baby like a little prince! ] γ
[I see that my love brain is going to grow, so I'm going to buy a few bags of cement to seal it! ] γ
An Beina was a pure novice, but she and Gu Yingdi patiently asked the staff some more details, and when they officially got started, although they stumbled, they also began to squeeze out a few drops.
The two squatted together, arm to arm, and cooperated tacitly, and when they successfully squeezed out the milk for the first time, the two invariably raised their eyes to look at each other, and then a smile bloomed on their faces.
Ambena, in particular, smiled as sweetly as she could, with a standard eight white upper rows of teeth, and dimples squeezing out of her cheeks, looking so happy that she told the whole world.
There are joys and sorrows in the barrage.
[This atmosphere is so sweet that it's going to bubble!] Who doesn't love a handsome man and a beautiful girl group? Real couples are just good knocks! γ
[Although the amount of money, Gu Pingshu's studio posted on Weibo just now, the two are just a couple, and they are not married. γ
[Unmarried, Xiao Tang Tian still calls uncle? ] It must have been taught by Amberna, right? I thought that Ambana had a little tea before, and Gu Yingdi must have been confused by her for a while, how could he fall in love with her! γ
[Alas, I can't accept it either, but let's be sensible, the two of them are in love at first glance, and fans still respect and bless it.] γ
[Amberna, don't spoil my brother! I bless you with a %......&*#Β₯! γ
The competition in the barrage was fierce, and the popularity of the show continued to rise, attracting more audiences.
The milking activities of the guests at the scene continued, and the inexperienced Jiang Aidou's group was simply a chicken flying dog jumping.
Jiang Baobao is completely Ye Gong's good dragon, and when she stood by and watched with relish, when she really tried it, she was so frightened that she cried out.
"Woo woo me, I'm scared ......"
Jiang Idol is one head and two big, and she misses the time when Jiang Baobao stuck to Feng Youyou in the past two days, at least Jiang Baobao didn't cry or make trouble at that time, she didn't know how to worry!
"It's okay, what are you afraid of? This uncle is holding the cow, and he won't kick you. β
When Baby Jiang heard this, she cried even louder.
"What? Will it still kick me? β
Later, it was Jiang Aidou who said, "If you don't squeeze it, how can you give it to Feng Youyou", Jiang Baobao barely stopped crying, and was afraid to try it.
Feng Youyou was not afraid, but she would not squeeze either, so she and Wen Renxue carefully studied the operation of the staff.
"Like this, the index finger and thumb should first grasp the top of the nipple, yes, yes, use the middle finger and ring finger to force, yes, yes, squeeze down...... Wait, don't hold it too tightly......"
Wen Renxue tried first, but she didn't seem to have talent for it, either the upper hand was too tight, or the lower hand was slippery.
The staff reminded her: "The upper hand is steady, yes, yes, the lower hand is ...... hard"
As soon as the snow was forced, the cow mooed and flicked its tail.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did I hurt it?"
Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, even the staff who guided their group were anxious.
Wen Renxue raised her moist eyes, looked sorry, and said to the staff sincerely.
"I'm sorry, I'm so stupid, please teach me again."
Where can the staff bear the pitiful request of the great beauty, his ears are red, and he is busy.
"It's okay, it's okay, take your time, don't worry, I'll show you."
After saying that, I started again, and the movements were slowly but clearly demonstrated.
"That's how you ...... Again...... And then ...... like this"
Wen Renxue propped her chin and studied hard, with an expression of adoration on her face.
"Wow, that's amazing!"
"It's really skillful, and it's so gentle!"
"At first glance, he is a natural farmer!"
The staff is just a big girl in her early thirties, who was smashed by the rainbow fart that smelled the snow, and she couldn't find the north, and she was shy, blushing, and her face was shy and blushing, and she couldn't hide a smile.
Ten minutes later, a bucket full of milk appeared in the bucket where the snow smelled.
Wen Renxue applauded applauded.
"You're amazing!"
Only then did the staff react.
Wait a minute!
She's just here to demonstrate, how can she just help them get crowded!
During this time, the three-dimensional thing made me busy and stupid, and I coded a lot, but it didn't feel right how to write it.
I hope to give readers the best looks, gritted my teeth and overturned the rewrite, writing that I was in a hurry, and I was getting farther and farther away from the goal of Riwan.
It's finally written smoothly today, but I'm really sorry that I couldn't fulfill the promise of Riwan!
I punched myself three times as a respect, and lay down to accept everyone's accusations, and then I hope to live up to everyone's expectations! (Make a fist.)
(End of chapter)