Chapter 674: Referring to a Deer as a Horse~
Stallholder: "You haven't farmed before, and you don't know anything about farming." ”
Fang Zongtang: Even if I have never farmed again, I am not blind.
What hangs is a person, how did it become a big elm tree?
The stall owner continued to talk nonsense: "Look at the crumpled one on it, it's the elm bark. Do you know how many lives the old elm bark has saved in the past when it was in turmoil? ”
She really doesn't know this, so please trouble the stall owner to give science popularization.
Stallholder: "Peel off the elm bark, dry it and grind it into powder." When steaming the nest head, it is mixed in, and the special tube is full. That's how my grandparents' generation survived. ”
Fang Zongtang: You're quite proud, aren't you?
"Elm is a baby!" She said very pertinently.
Stallholder: "Yes, it's not uncommon for mushrooms to grow on elm trees. ”
Fang Zongtang pointed to the insects on it and continued to ask, "What do you say about these insects?" ”
The stall owner had already figured out what to say.
The elm tree is used as a foreshadowing for this sentence.
"Elm trees love to attract insects~ These are insects on the elm tree. In the past, people were very particular about everything, and everything was clear. There are insects on the elm tree, which means that this is the real thing! ”
Fang Zongtang: How much does the stall owner want to sell this tripod~
A serious nonsense is about to catch up with her.
"Don't say it, the more I look at it, the more it looks like it." She had to give the stall owner a good look.
Don't waste so much saliva.
When the stall owner heard her say this, he thought she believed it.
A smile immediately appeared on his face.
"In the past, it was also particular about hanging branches on the tripod. What does Ding do? In the past, it was cooking. It's normal to hang ingredients on both sides! ”
Fang Zongtang suddenly realized.
"I see."
When the stall owner saw that it had been fooled, he hurriedly said: "This ding, others come, three or five thousand each, I will definitely not sell it to him." We are fated, you give me five hundred, I will cut my love, this treasure will be sold to you. ”
Fang Zongtang snorted: Does she look particularly like a wronged leader?
She was just about to speak when she saw Li Chun coming.
You can't let Li Chun mess with the situation!
"Five hundred is not good, it is cheaper!" She said out loud on purpose.
Li Chun heard the familiar voice and immediately looked at her.
It's buying something~
Would you like to stop by and say hello?
The stall owner was resolute: "No, no, five hundred is the lowest price." ”
Fang Zongtang's attitude was more resolute: "How much is my monthly salary, five hundred is on the edge of the Beijing market, buy Yi Tao and let it go" After speaking, he turned his head and left.
The stall owner: "Come back, come back~"
She's back.
The stall owner's face was dissatisfied: "How much can you give?" "Within three hundred, you can sell it.
Fang Zongtang: "Five pieces!" ”
The stall owner immediately put the tripod away: "Where are you cool, where to stay!" ”
Fang Zongtang grabbed Ding with one hand.
"Don't leave yet~ Are you going to make a counteroffer?"
The stall owner: "You didn't bargain like that." At your price, I can't sell it! ”
Fang Zongtang clasped his hands: "If you don't sell it, I'm afraid it won't work!" ”
The stall owner heaved: "The thing is mine, what's the matter, you still want to buy it?" ”
Fang Zongtang: "The thing is yours, but you definitely don't know the origin of this thing." It's a hot. If you don't sell me today, believe it or not you're in bad luck tomorrow. “
After hearing Fang Zongtang say this, the stall owner immediately swept her up and down with an inquiring eye.
What does she mean by saying that?
Fang Zongtang waited calmly.
As the saying goes, under the feet of the Son of Heaven, if you drop a brick casually, you can hit the emperor's relatives.
Could it be that it is a relative of the emperor in which yamen? (End of chapter)