After the oath-taking ceremony, 20 couples, under the guidance of 20 hostesses, walked along the road sprinkled with flower paper, facing the sound of music, happy cannons, and blessings, shoulder to shoulder, hand in arm, step by step to the Longfeng Cave Room of the Peach Blossom Hotel.

The wedding enters the second procedure, and the cave room is joyful and joyful.

Each cave room has prepared a table of exquisite banquets, and there are special service staff to serve the whole process. Those who participate in the cave room are classmates, friends or colleagues of the bride and groom, and relatives and relatives such as parents generally do not participate. According to the rules of the peach blossom, the haunted house can do anything without scruples, and can even be so presumptuous as to rip off the clothes and pants of the bride and groom. Here, there is only unbridled pleasure, but we do not know what civilization is, what barbarism is, what cultivation is, what is rudeness, what is knowledge, and what is ignorance. All that can be heard here is the rudeness of the fist and persuasion, the laughter of the wine, the low sobs of the bride after being neglected, and the reprimand of the groom for saving the beauty. Therefore, every time you get married and have a hole in the house, you can always attract a lot of people to watch, especially those old singles who can't get a wife, they always want to feast their eyes at this time, and then they are beautiful and stupid to fall for a while.

Among the twenty cave rooms, the most powerful ones are Deng Jiabao and Li Yinjiao's cave rooms. The participants in the haunted room are all young people, and half of them are handsome men in suits and leather shoes, and half of them are delicate girls with heavy makeup.

The handsome men took turns to toast Li Yinjiao, and the girls took turns to toast Deng Jiabao.

Seeing that Li Yinjiao was dying, Deng Jiabao patted his chest and said drunkly: "Stinky boys, there is a kind of rushing at me, a group of men bullying a girl, which kind of hero is it?" ”

When the girls heard this, they flocked to Deng Jiabao, a fat girl with a large body, and nagged while pouring wine into his mouth: "You are quite capable, you are a mud bodhisattva who can cross the river and is still distressed by your wife, I want to see if your wife feels distressed about you." ”

Li Yinjiao was anxious, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab the wine bottle and threw it on the table: "Don't you just drink?" Okay, my aunt and grandmother will accompany me to the end. ”

A handsome man with glasses bared his teeth and grinned, "Is this true? ”

Li Yinjiao looked righteous and awe-inspiring: "My aunt and grandmother have always spoken loudly and loudly, but they have to pay attention to rules and regulations when drinking. ”

"What rules?"

"Songs, riddles, couplets, sharp turns, you choose, whoever loses drinks anyway."

"Cheng, ladies first, brides first, you come first."

Li Yinjiao did not hesitate: "Okay, I have the lyrics in Liu Sanjie, if you don't get it right, you will be fined a big cup of Beijing Erguotou." She cleared her throat and auditioned, "Hey... What is the result of the mother's neck, hey, what is the result, a heart, hey, what is the result, what is the result, what is the result, hey... What results pack combs What results drape fish scales. ”

The handsome man with glasses shook his head: "I really don't understand the lyrics of this Third Sister Liu, how many of you can do it?" ”

Several other handsome men also exchanged glances and looked at each other.

Li Yinjiao was proud: "Isn't that right?" If you don't say it, you can drink. ”

The waiter handed each handsome man a cup of strong two-pot head.

The handsome man with glasses dried up the wine in one go, threw the wine glass on the table, and said unconvinced: "I'll make a sharp turn, if you can't answer, drink a cup of two pots for each of us." ”

"Okay, I'm going to answer correctly, each of you will drink a big bowl of Erguotou for me."

"It's a deal."

"It's a deal."

The handsome man with glasses looked proud: "Bride, please listen well." Neither gave birth to children, raised children, nor recognized godmothers, and became mothers before adopting adopted sons and daughters, may I ask: What kind of person is this? ”

Li Yinjiao pretended to be drunk and laughed: "You won't be an idiot, if you want to drink, you can drink it, is it necessary to get such a simple question to trick you into drinking?" ”

The handsome man with glasses scratched his head: "How can you say that you cheat on drinking, at most you will toast and not eat and drink, and besides, who will not be punished for this wine!" You say the question is simple, then you give an answer. ”

"Do you really want me to answer?"

"If you don't answer, can I give you wine for nothing?"

Li Yinjiao shouted at the waiter: "Prepare five big bowls, pour them full." She set her eyes on a few handsome men, "If I answer wrong, I'll drink all five bowls of wine, and I'll be drunk, and you can do whatever you want." ”

A handsome blonde man said in a daze: "Then I'll look at the scenery according to the custom of peach blossoms?" ”

"Yes, but you don't need to pick it up, I'll pick it up myself, so that you will be stunned and oily one by one." Li Yinjiao looked directly at the handsome blonde man, "If I answer correctly, can I also look at the scenery?" ”

"Okay, you can pick it up as you want, you can look at it however you want, I'm happy to do it anyway." The handsome blonde man agreed very happily.

"Prick up your ears and listen, I'll give you the answer now." Li Yinjiao pointed at Deng Jiabao and asked the handsome man with glasses, "Do you know who his wife is?" ”

"Don't you talk nonsense? His wife is not you. The handsome man with glasses replied disdainfully.

"Who am I?" Li Yinjiao threw a wink at him.

"Li Yinjiao!"

"Who is Li Yinjiao?"

"Li Yinjiao is Li Yinjiao, who else can it be?" The handsome man with glasses patted his head, "Oh, and yes, it's the manager of the Peach Blossom Tourism Love Service Station." ”

"What else?"

The handsome blonde man was a little impatient when he heard this, and grabbed the words: "You're not finished, aren't you the new one today..."

The handsome man with glasses hurriedly grabbed his mouth and scolded: "Don't chew the root of your tongue, if you continue to talk about it, you will have to drink and pick up your clothes." ”

The handsome blonde man broke his hand and asked, "I said she is a bride, can she be guilty of me drinking and picking clothes?" ”

When the handsome man with glasses heard this, he wilted.

Li Yinjiao laughed: "Everyone heard it, the answer is what he said, is it necessary for me to repeat it?" How? Accept defeat, whether you want to drink first or pick up your clothes first, or both, decide for yourself! ”

The handsome blonde man slapped his own mouth.

The handsome man with glasses smiled bitterly: "We drink the wine, don't pick up the clothes, you see, we are still children, don't be single for a lifetime." ”

Li Yinjiao echoed: "What you said is also true, the body is like gold, and you can only leave it to yourself to take a closer look, so that others can see how unclean it is." Well, I don't have that kind of elegance anyway, and I don't want to dirty my eyes, so I just do as you say and drink the wine. ”

Several handsome men nodded again and again, lowered their heads and drank one after another. After drinking, they all lay on the table.

Li Yinjiao stared at a few more delicate girls: "Do you want to drink?" If you want to drink, come one by one. ”

The fat girl is resigned: "I'm afraid of you, I can't provoke you, can't I hide from you?" As he spoke, he pushed and shoved a few girls and ran out.

At this time, a voice came from the radio: "Please prepare the bride and groom, and the guests, and go to the Rape Flower Sightseeing Park in fifteen minutes to participate in the romantic love candlelight buffet dinner." ”

At six o'clock in the evening, twenty wedding cars slowly drove into a golden, fragrant rape flower sightseeing garden. On the rest platform of the sightseeing park, guests gather and are full of voices. The platform is filled with small square tables for eight people, candles are lit at the corners of the table, and a large hot pot stands on the table, surrounded by sweets and various meat and vegetarian ingredients. There is a simple stage set up directly north of the platform, and the actors of the tourism art troupe on and off the stage are preparing for theatrical performances.

When twenty couples stepped onto the platform, ten gong and drummers and ten suona players sounded the cheerful gongs and drums and sounded the melodious suona. The audience stood up and clapped their hands.

When the bride and groom were seated, Lan Xinrui announced: "The Romantic Love Candlelight Buffet Dinner and Art Show is now open. ”

At this time, on the stage, twenty actors held hands and sang "I wish you a happy wedding". Under the stage, twenty hostesses threw candy to the guests like snowflakes.

The whole dinner was frolicking and exciting. The sweet song is mixed with strings of laughter, the hot pot steam lingers with the thick fragrance of flowers, and the sound of fists and shouts exudes an alluring aroma of alcohol. In the sightseeing park, the candlelight flickered, like the twinkling stars in the vast sky, and like a ship drifting in the vast sea.

When the dinner was about to come to an end, all the actors took the stage to sing "Unforgettable Tonight", and the audience stood up.

Lan Xinrui raised her glass and said: "Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight, on behalf of the Peach Blossom Tourism Development Company and the Peach Blossom Village Committee, I once again extend my sincere greetings to the parents of the bride and groom, and extend my heartfelt thanks to all the guests who came to attend the wedding in their busy schedules, and extend my heartfelt blessings to the bride and groom who advocate a civilized, simple and fashionable wedding." Ladies and gentlemen, let us pray, let us bless, let us raise the wine glass in our hands, and jointly wish the twenty pairs of dragon and phoenix newlyweds a happy marriage, grow old together, and tie the knot forever! ”