424 God is rushing to wipe his ass, can he still think about it?
Xiguanzai, who had palpitations, left the hotel.
An FBI plane landed at Honolulu Airport at the same time.
The door to the cabin opened, and a shrill sound was heard.
"Hawaii, Levin is here!"
"Please, we're here to do something!"
"Don't worry about Bob, we're experienced. Wipe your ass that's all technical. ”
The fat black man happily stepped off the plane and took a deep breath.
"The Hawaiian air is sweet. Unfortunately, I didn't bring a swimsuit. ”
"Can you shut up?"
The Latino partner behind him had a sad face.
"Are you trying to deprive me of my right to speak for freedom?"
The black fat man's eyebrows twitched, and he was instantly excited.
"Levin, can't you say less?"
"My ancestors shed blood for this country."
"I was wrong! Ancestors! Bob surrendered. For Levin, he was speechless, angry, and helpless.
"Be careful, I'll sue you for discrimination."
"Fake!"
The fat black man wore a loose floral shirt and sunglasses, and pulled his suitcase and walked out of the hangar first.
The partner behind him shook his head, "You're clearly here to travel, alas." ”
As soon as they walked out of the airport, the two saw a black Chevrolet off-road on the side.
"I hate official cars." The black fat man cursed in a low voice.
The partner next to him smiled. The two walked towards the vehicle.
The car door opened, and a white man in a black suit stepped out, pulling out his ID and showing them to the two.
"Well, what do you want to do? Shouldn't we arrange a hotel first? The black fat man said dissatisfiedly, "This time we are at public expense." ”
The FBI agent who picked up the person rolled his eyes. You're really here to travel.
"I'm sorry, but there's a lot to deal with in the current situation!"
"Processing? Isn't it the second year of junior high school today? "The black fat man still understands the customs of the East.
"More than 400 people died on the first day of the first year."
Well!
Bob covers his forehead. "It's all from the Red Door?"
The agent nodded.
"There's definitely a lot of movement." The black fat man said with a smile.
"Yes, the entire street was cordoned off, and Zhiyuan even used regular security."
"Regular security?" Bob opened his mouth, "You mean the contractor guys?" ”
The agent nodded.
"That's really easy, to deal with the gangsters, Li Zishu dispatched special forces."
The agent smiled wryly, "Yes. Felt a bit of a bully. It also used two coarsely serrated M5 heavy tanks. Except for the fact that rockets and missiles were not used, everything else was used. ”
"That's a Fack."
Bob can imagine which picture, in the city to dispatch an unmanned battlefield, this is the cannon is used.
"Looks like we have a lot of work to do." Bob sighed, Li Zishu caused trouble, and the FBI wiped his ass, this is the custom.
"Yes, there's a lot of movement. At that time, everyone thought that the Third World War broke out and that the little book attacked Pearl Harbor for the second time. ”
"Haha! It is worthy of the madman Li Zishu. The black fat man clapped his hands, "Then go to the hotel first, and then deal with it." ”
"The army is all dispatched."
Bob understood the gravity of the matter. "It's not ordinary, is it?"
"Siakam Military Base, a battalion of Marines."
"I'm Cao! And then what? ”
"Then the Pentagon blocked the street, whatever the plum book plays."
"God grandma, doesn't that require us to wipe our butts?" The black fat man was furious, "This is my job. ”
The detective's heart is dead.
Bob shook his head in frustration, and the Pentagon was used to it.
Those who rub and rub have become journeymen.
Sorrowful.
"Isn't that great? With the Pentagon coming forward, we can save a lot of worry. ”
The black fat man stared at his partner angrily, "How can you do this?" That's what we do. ”
"You're afraid that you can't travel because you have nothing to do."
"You're slandering!"
Seeing the two arguing, the detective on the side immediately comforted him.
"There was a fierce shootout at the hotel where Li Zishu was located today, and the number of casualties is unknown at the moment."
"That's amazing!" The black fat man shouted happily.
Bob covered his head again, sad to death, you have something to do, you can travel at public expense.
Are you talking about people?
It was a shootout.
The agent on the side was also speechless, looking at Bob sympathetically. It's not easy for you.
"What do we do now?"
The black fat man put the suitcase in the back of the car, opened the car door, and got into the car directly.
"Still stunned for what to do, of course go to the hotel first."
"Hotel?"
"I mean the hotel where Li Zishu is, understand the situation, I'm a very professional agent."
It doesn't matter if others believe it or not, as a partner, I don't believe it, Bob laughed and got into the car.
The car departs quickly
Soon after walking through a large area of the city, you will come to a beachfront hotel.
It's weird here at the moment.
You can hear gunfire coming from inside the hotel near the parking lot, and the gunfire is clear.
But here's the weird problem.
It's like nothing is going on.
Not even a police car was in sight.
The four agents got out of the car.
The fat black man covered the sun with his right hand and looked into the distance.
"It seems that there is a situation, well, this is my forte, I am a professional agent, and no one can do this kind of thing better than me."
"I believe this!" Bob couldn't laugh or cry. "So professional agent, what are your arrangements now?"
"Yes, definitely. Bob, you notify the major sub-bureaus first, and say that there is an emergency here at the seaside hotel, and the FBI has taken over, and if the other party wants to ask, they can say that it is highly confidential, and according to the confidentiality regulations, they can directly ask Director Stephen.
You, and you, notify the Honolulu Branch, dispatch the field, and cordon off the surroundings. Even forbidden areas. Control the web: I don't want to see a single photo or post about a hotel. ”
"Understood. But what excuse are you looking for? ”
"I'm a professional, and I made a report that Honolulu will hold an anti-terrorism training for hostage rescue in the hotel." The black fat man said proudly.
The other three agents nodded at the same time, "You are indeed professional. ”
The black fat man smiled triumphantly.
"Cut, I'm the professional."
A disdainful voice suddenly appeared on the side.
The four of them looked around.
Found a curly hair coming out of the back of a row of vehicles.
Wearing a white shirt, beach pants, slippers, and sunglasses.
This dress is similar to that of a black fat man, as if he is here for a tour.
The sun shone on the parking lot, casting a dark shadow on the side of Curly's body.
"Who are you?" The agent next to him pulled out his pistol.
The black fat man raised his hand to stop them.
"Are you guys M16 sick? It's a beautiful country. ”
M16? Which unit is this not 007?
The agent's hand next to him is still on the back of the waist, although it is not an enemy, but the purpose of the other party is unknown.
"What?"
"What are you going to do?"
"What are you here to do?"
Curly and Fat stared wide-eyed.
Then he said in unison, "Lao Tzu is a professional agent, of course he has something to do!" ”
We're tired of hearing that!
The surrounding FBI looked at the two guys depressedly.
"Are you still professional? Blasting the door and knocking the window down, knocking himself unconscious. "The black fat man doesn't open any pot.
The wound in Curly's heart was torn open, "You slammed the door with a hammer, the first time the hammer went in, the door didn't open, and the second time it smashed for a long time and didn't open." ”
Bob's hammer is an eternal pain.
Bastard! The black fat man is also anxious, you are pouring salt into my wounds. "Hammer can't be reimbursed. I bought it at my own expense. ”
Alas!
Everyone else around me wants to cry.
"Levin, please, please, don't say it, we're here to get down to business."
The black fat man's face turned red, "I'm here to wipe Li Zishu's buttocks, irrelevant people, hurry up." ”
Curly raised his eyebrows. "I'm sorry, I wiped this ass, I don't need you!"
Did you wipe it?
So how else do I travel?
The black fat man was a little emotional and took off his sunglasses.
"I'm sorry, I can't hear what you're talking about, it's a beautiful country here, and it's my job to wipe my ass. We are FBI, MI6 please stay away. ”
Everyone understands this, can you not say Levine!
Bob was bitter.
The other two colleagues were embarrassed.
Curly doesn't care. "What do you say? Let's get away? Sorry, we've already wiped half of this ass. It's nothing to do with you. ”
Already wiped?
The black fat man is not convinced. "Nope."
"Why not?" Curly hair sneered at each other.
"We have to be f.b.i."
That's what I said! There was also a wipe in the pentagonal tower before.
The more the other companions listened, the more wrong it became. Co-authored me, is the FBI specifically for Li Zishu to wipe his ass?
"I'm sorry about that, we're already here." Curly hair unambiguously, do you rub? That's Lao Tzu's work, you did it, do I still have the value of existence?
Li Zishu is not short of money, people, and even more so force and relationships.
As Katerina's number one henchman, what else can he do?
All that's left is to wipe your ass.
Curly hair doesn't give the only opportunity to show value to others.
"That's not legal, you don't have any power in the beautiful country." That's right, but isn't Levin rushing to wipe his ass when he says this?
Bob wants to die, Li Zishu's ass is so fragrant? Are they all crazy?
"Then I really want to say I'm sorry, we are now working with the CIA to conduct a joint anti-terrorism exercise, please leave if you have nothing to do."
I'm going to go.
"It was my idea." The fat black man gritted his teeth.
Curly's eyes were red, "What do you call your idea, that's my idea." ”
"Lao Tzu is a professional!" The two spoke in unison again.
Well, you're all professional. The idea is all the same.
It's hard for the people around you to say anything, so what now?
Bob is well aware that Stephen's order is dead and must wipe his ass.
"Now that the FBI is taking over here, please leave if you have nothing to do with it."
"Well done Bob." The black fat man and the others also took out their pistols.
M16 has no law enforcement powers, CIA, sorry but can't control the country.
Bang bang bang!
A group of armed black men rushed out of the parking lot on the side.
“SAS?”
Bob recognized it, well, the M16 was bloody, and the Royal Air Service Regiment was dispatched.
Is this butt rubbed to wipe the blood?
"What are you going to do?" The black fat man is not afraid, what about the air service regiment, this is Honolulu, which is the largest Pacific base of the US military.
"We cordon off the surroundings and no one is allowed to approach them."
Curls are unambiguous.
Now what?
The two teams confronted each other.
The scene was filled with the smell of gunpowder.
A large row of black Chevrolets appeared.
A large number of field workers in blue vests appeared around, wearing body armor, holding weapons, and with three letters on the chest behind them, FBI!
Our people have arrived!
The black fat man was immediately full of confidence.
"Today, I have to wipe this ass." It's my job.
"That's what I want to say."
Both sides raised their weapons.
The abnormal behavior immediately attracted the attention of the Sikam base.
There are actually a large number of armed personnel appearing, or the intelligence system.
Something big is happening.
Take another look at the location, drink, plum book of the hotel.
The brigadier general of the base is one head and two big, "There won't be another accident, right?" ”
"Report, the current situation is unknown."
"Immediately send a quick response battalion to block the surroundings, and nothing can happen."
Li Zishu rested in the hotel, and the floor was unbreakable.
Outside, in the parking lot, the three intelligence agencies began to fight each other. Around the question of who will wipe the ass.
In less than a moment.
A large group of armored units appeared.
The traffic was blocked and the entire hotel was firmly controlled.
Two light tanks raised their barrels and aimed them at the parking lot.
Three Black Hawks circled above, and a group of soldiers began to rappel.
Quickly alert the surroundings after landing.
What's the situation?
Both SAS and the FBI were stunned.
A captain stepped forward with a walkie-talkie and a squad of soldiers.
"What are you doing here?"
"Drill!" Curly and Levine said in unison.
Exercise?
Well, we did it yesterday as well. The captain pointed to the hotel, "Drill over there?" ”
That's not where Li Zishu lives?
Both nodded at the same time.
That's not going to work.
I want to ensure the safety of Li Zishu.
The captain's face changed, "I'm sorry, this is now a military restricted area. Please leave immediately. ”
We've all said that.
"I'm sorry Captain, our joint exercises with the CIA have begun, the report has been made, Director Carter has approved it, and you have no reason to get rid of us."
"I have! Now it's a military exclusion zone, highly classified and no one is allowed to approach it. "And the CIA dogs?
The captain's face is not good-looking, they don't know the relationship between Carter and Li Zishu, CIA, they are not good people, if something happens, how can they explain themselves.
"I agree with the captain's words, and those who have nothing to do with it leave immediately." The black fat man began to use his strength.
"Who are you? Including you. "The captain didn't give face.
The black fat man took out his ID, "I'm Levine, a senior FBI agent, and I'm ordered to conduct an anti-terrorism exercise here." ”
Do you also practice?
The captain was upset.
"I'm sorry, now we're going to have a drill too, you all go."
What?
The two people on the side were depressed at the same time.
"What are your troops going to do?"
"You have no right to know." The captain waved his hand.
Armored vehicles and tanks on the side quickly drove over.
Damn it!
Both the FBI and the M16 joint CIA are a bit cowardly.
"Captain, I'm here to wipe my ass. You see, the hotel is in a shootout, and many citizens around should have heard it. Levine simply explained his intentions.
"Captain, so do we."
Wipe your ass?
The corners of the captain's mouth twitched.
How many of your units are rushing to come?
Bob was embarrassed.
The SAS players were also embarrassed.
The soldiers around him were even more embarrassed, we just did this.
"Wait!"
After speaking, the captain stepped aside, "Report to the general, I figured it out." ”
"What do those guys do in the FBI?"
"The FBI, M16, and the CIA are all here to wipe Li Zishu's ass. The hotel is a mess. ”
Again? Li Zishu is not worried.
The brigadier was very melancholy, took out his cigar and took a depressed puff.
"And what are they doing with the confrontation?"
The captain looked to the side, a little embarrassed.
"Say it. I'm okay with any bad situation. "The brigadier thought something was wrong.
The captain turned around stealthily, lowered his head, and lowered his voice.
"General, they're scrambling to wipe their butts."
Does this work smell that good?
The brigadier general was stunned. Then the mouth moved and he took a deep breath.
"Just for this confrontation? Almost hands-on? ”
The captain was a little embarrassed. "They all want to rub it."
God my Fark!
The brigadier felt uncomfortable. "You're already there?"
"Yes, we have cordoned off the surroundings. Please give further orders! ”
The brigadier put down his cigar and walked back and forth in the office.
"Get rid of them."
Vought's Farke?
The captain was a little confused. "Chase away?"
"Yes, Li Zishu is the darling of our Pentagon, I can't let him have an accident, whether it's the CIA or the FBI, I don't care what they have in short, this is my territory, I have the final say, I want to guarantee his safety 100%."
I still want to improve, if something happens.
The brigadier general didn't dare to think that the chiefs of staff above could scold him to death.
"What do you mean?"
"Let's rub this ass!"
That's a Fack!
The corners of the captain's mouth cracked.
We wipe? We're going to have to compete with them for food too?
"Yes!"
The captain received the order, and his face became very grim.
Walk in front of both sides with the soldiers.
Uh-uh!
Clear your throat, then squeeze out a smile with difficulty.
"I'm sorry, please leave."
What?
Blindfolded on both sides.
"Didn't you report it? Why should we leave? ”
"There's a city street fighting drill coming up here, right in that hotel, you know!"
Urban street fighting exercises?
In the case of drills, we are very familiar with each other, isn't this special one the same as us?
The fat black man was upset, "What do you mean?" Also come to the drill, or grab space with us? ”
"Sorry agent, that's what the above means, if you have any comments, you can complain to Joint Command North America."
!
How do I complain?
The black fat man was not satisfied.
Curly didn't speak, and he couldn't help it.
"You're trying to steal my job." The black fat man understood.
As soon as these words came out, the scene was weird.
The rest of the FBI looked at the Marines in embarrassment.
It turned out that everyone was a fellow traveler.
"This is my job captain, please don't get in my way."
"I'm sorry Agent, but this job is mine right now."
Well, the army has joined strongly.
Curly hair is a little panicked.
"I'm sorry two, can I say a word? It's mine, and I'm halfway there. ”
"No way!" The other two interrupted him at the same time.
"We'll take care of this!" The two spoke in unison again.
"Fake, it turns out that wiping your ass is also so sought-after." Curly shrugged helplessly, "It's too curly!" ”
(End of chapter)