Chapter 5: Raise them up

It didn't take long for all the forty-two people in the village to gather around the huge boiled eggs.

Forty-two pairs of bewildered eyes stared at the huge boiled egg together.

Three feet long, more than one foot high, huge eggs.

People stand in front of this egg as if they were standing in front of a small house.

If it weren't for a hole in the egg and a clear view of the yolk inside, they wouldn't have dared to believe that it was a hard-boiled egg with its shell peeled.

The village chief of Gaojia Village stood at the front, his wrinkled face full of doubts: "Yiye, you just said that this huge boiled egg was given by Lord Tenjin?" ”

Gao Yiye nodded, stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky: "It's the Heavenly God Lord who helped us kill the bandits yesterday." ”

Everyone in Gaojia Village looked at each other.

The scene that happened yesterday seems to be still in front of me, that group of heinous thieves, smashed into meatloaf by the invisible weight, blood splattered, the picture is too shocking.

Afterwards, only Gao Yiye said that she saw a god who stretched out his hand from the clouds and slapped the bandits to death one by one.

But no one else saw it.

The villagers didn't know whether to believe her words or not.

Unexpectedly, only a day later, Gao Yiye made such a big egg again, and said that it was given by Lord Tianshen.

The village chief sighed: "Think about it carefully, who else can do yesterday's incident except Lord Tenjin?" And today's big egg, except for the gods, no one can get it, even if there is such a big egg in the world, there is no such a big pot to cook. ”

Everyone nodded.

Village Chief: "Yiye, it seems that the Celestial God takes special care of you, and only appears in front of you, while other people are too blessed to see the Celestial God and his old man." ”

Gao Yiye was a little surprised: "Lord Heavenly God takes special care of me?" ”

The village chief nodded: "Does his old man have any other orders?" ”

Gao Yiye thought about it carefully: "He only asked me to eat, oh, by the way, he also said to ask the villagers to come and eat." ”

Gao Chuwu smashed his mouth next to him, he had just eaten a fist-sized piece of egg yolk, and now there was still a little egg residue left on his lips, and he kept licking and licking his lips with his tongue, and he didn't want to waste even a little bit of egg residue: "I've already eaten a piece, it's delicious." ”

Seeing that the two young men had already eaten it, as if they were fine, the village chief no longer hesitated, and stretched out his finger to point to the big egg in front of him: "Since it was given to us by Lord Tenjin, let's eat it." However, it is not allowed to rob indiscriminately, if you rob indiscriminately, it will make the ground all over the ground, and it will be a serious waste of food. ”

"I think this egg weighs about tens of thousands of catties, and there are only forty-two people in the village, each person can share a few hundred catties, and the excess belongs to Yiye."

The village chief completed the basic distribution, and the fifth senior high school also came over with a knife, and everyone carefully cut and weighed carefully, for fear of spilling a piece of egg white egg yolk, until each person got a big piece of egg yolk and a big egg white, and brought out the pots at home to load, only to reluctantly fit them, and a group of people devoured them.

As for the extra lump, the villagers helped Gao Yiye carry it back to her house and put it in the cellar, under the high temperature of summer, the boiled eggs are not resistant to preservation, such a big egg is destined to rot a lot tomorrow, but these villagers did not consider that kind of thing, they also plan to continue to eat if it is rotten, it is better than starving to death.

After eating, the villagers knelt on the ground and bowed to the sky, thanking the gods for their gifts, and by the way, asking for the blessings of the gods, so that the drought would end as soon as possible, and the wind and rain would be smooth, and the grains would be abundant.

The calm in the scenery box returned again, and the little people worked as usual, and their way of working was one way: looking for food! Go up the hill to find food, go down to the riverbed to find food, dig three feet into the ground to find food......

Although they have only eaten a full meal, the boiled eggs are not resistant to preservation, and they will start to worry about tomorrow's livelihood.

Gao Yiye also picked up the bamboo basket again, looking for grass roots in the yellow sand land as usual. Perhaps because she had just eaten enough, she was walking a little more energetically now, not as pitiful as she seemed before.

Li Daoxuan sat outside the viewing box, silently watching the actions of the villains, with mixed feelings in his heart, quite unpleasant.

An egg won't save them!

So, give them an egg a day?

Eating eggs alone leads to insufficient nutrition, right?

I had to get them some rice and vegetables, and occasionally some meat.

By the way, you have to have salt, human beings can't eat salt, and villains are also considered human beings, right?

When you think about it, things seem complicated.

Li Daoxuan thought to himself: I'm afraid I don't feel like raising a box of little hamsters?

According to the amount of food for these forty-two villains, they have to take at least a few dollars a month to support them. It's not that this amount of money can't be spent, it's just that, let's raise it.

Open Du Niang and search for "How to raise the villain in Lilliputia?" ”

Du Niang couldn't find any answers.

Then open the military history forum he frequents and post anonymously: "If you had a group of villains from Lilliputia, how would you raise them?" ”

Reply 1: "Is there a villain?" Catch her out and lift her skirt every day. ”

Reply 2: "Peek at her taking a shower every day." ”

Li Daoxuan: "Damn, a group of mentally retarded. ”

With this group of nameless guys, there is no reason to talk about it.

It seems that you can only cross the river by feeling the stones and learn to raise villains from scratch.

Li Daoxuan walked into the kitchen and looked at his food reserves......

Well, basically, there are no reserves!

A young man like him eats takeout most of the time, and only has a very small amount of time to cook a noodle, boil two eggs or something, so the refrigerator is empty, except for a few eggs, half a handful of dry noodles, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, there is nothing.

That's definitely not going to work.

Li Daoxuan glanced at the scenery box and confirmed that the villains did not need him to take care of them for the time being, so he hurriedly went out, ran into the nearest supermarket with a cigarette, carried a bag of rice, bought two pieces of pork, plus a bag of vegetables, and bought a large bag of salt, which cost more than 100 yuan.

After returning home, Li Daoxuan approached the landscape box and counted the forty-two villains, one of whom was still diligently looking for food.

Suddenly a mischievous thought arose, and he cut open the rice bag and grabbed a handful of rice from it.

Snow-white Tohoku rice with a strong rice flavor.

I found the girl's house in the village and looked at her house with a magnifying glass, and the house was empty and almost without any furniture.

It's a shame that such an empty house is not used to decorate anything.

Li Daoxuan put his hand in the shape of a dustpan, aimed it at the window of the girl's little house, and poured a handful of rice into her house slowly, slowly, until half of the room was filled.

Only then did she clapped her hands and waited happily, she would be very happy to come home and see so many meters.