Chapter 37 In the summer, of course, you should drink the happy water of the fat house

The Taoist temple of Dao Xuan Tianzun is under construction in full swing.

After Tianzun teasing the officers and soldiers, the new villagers were shocked, and almost in the blink of an eye, they became staunch Daoxuan Tianzun fanatics.

And this thing, once a fanatical believer, works for his beliefs, it can be described as desperate, obviously he doesn't have a house to live in, but for the sake of Tianzun Taoist Temple, he has taken out the strength to eat milk.

The whole Gaojia Village presents a lively atmosphere.

This atmosphere has lasted for six days in a row, and today is the seventh day.

Noon.

The sun is poisonous!

The temperature is starting to move towards 40 degrees again.

Li Daoxuan had just moved his face to the top of the box, intending to observe the living conditions of the villains today, when he heard Gao Yiye shouting loudly below: "Tianzun, the uncles of the two statues want to talk to you." ”

"Let them speak." Li Daoxuan thought to himself: It's coming! Here comes the thing I wanted.

Sure enough, the two sculptors walked over, knelt down respectfully, kowtowed, and then reported: "Tianzun, the clay statue we made for you, as well as the wooden statue of the Buddha you want us to make, have been completed and can be colored." ”

"Good." Li Daoxuan was waiting for this day, and he had already made preparations here, took out a small piece of tin foil, put it in the box, and went to the front of the two sculptors, and then used the straw prepared in advance, sucked up a little red paint, and dripped it on the tin foil.

What he dropped was only a drop of lacquer less than five millimeters in diameter, but in the eyes of the two sculptors, it was a ball of lacquer with a diameter of three inches, which fell on the "tin foil board" and spread out with a strange and terrifying sound.

The two sculptors cautiously walked up to the puddle of paint, dipped a little red paint with a small stick, and sniffed: "It turns out that the divine paint in the sky is like this!" Much better than our mortal lacquer. ”

The paint used in the Ming Dynasty, called lacquer, is a kind of natural paint, which is made of the sap of the lacquer tree mixed with pigments and other things, although it is very close to modern paint, but it still has the problem of easy to fall off and not bright enough, so after the paint is painted, it is often necessary to play a layer of tung oil to protect the paint layer and increase the gloss.

And the modern lacquer given to them by Li Daoxuan is a high-quality product after the polymer compound was put into use in the 20th century, does this sentence sound very good? However, it's only 15 dollars a small can! Not only is the adhesion stronger, but also the color is more vivid, the brightness is also high, after the paint is painted, there is no need to put another layer of tung oil on the forehead of the greasy middle-aged man as bright, and the Ming Dynasty paint is crushed in all directions.

The two sculptors only looked at it twice, and they determined that this was a divine lacquer that only existed in the sky.

"Red is here! I'm going to give you green, blue, ......."

Li Daoxuan gave them a drop of each color, and it was almost enough.

When he first started to send things to the villains, he didn't know how to grasp the dose, and there was a commotion like throwing the whole egg to the villain, which caused a great waste of resources, but now he knows how to control the quantity and save resources.

The two sculptors couldn't help but be excited when they saw that there were all kinds of paints in various colors, because in the past, there were only three or five colors of paint with dull colors available, how could there be such a rich color to choose from?

Especially the gold lacquer, which is too valuable, is personally in charge of the people sent by the eldest master, and when they need to use it, they will only take it out and stare at them, and they will never give it so much directly.

It's still Tianzun atmosphere, and gold paint gives us so much.

Now you can play to your heart's content.

Pick up the brush, dip it in paint, and paint on the wooden embryo of the Supreme Treasure version of Monkey King, which is very good.

Li Daoxuan didn't bother them, and his eyes turned to the side again, looking at the group of workers who were building temples under the scorching sun at noon.

As soon as he moved his eyes, he saw a villager who was moving a stone stumbling under his feet and almost fell, and the people next to him hurriedly supported him, and the villager put down the stone, held his forehead with his hand, and sat down with the support of his companions, which seemed a little wrong.

"Heat stroke?"

Li Daoxuan reacted immediately.

In the middle of summer in July, at noon of the great drought, the temperature was extremely high, but the villagers were working under the scorching sun, and it was not surprising that there was a phenomenon of heat stroke.

Thirty-two also came, and hurriedly instructed the villagers to go to the pond to fetch water, and a bunch of people circled around the little man who was suffering from heat stroke.

Li Daoxuan felt a little sorry for his villain.

What to do?

Needless to say!

He walked briskly to the refrigerator, opened the freezer door, and pulled out a box of ice cubes.

On the edge of the ice cube box, there was a small piece of crushed ice slag, and he picked up a piece of ice slag with the tips of his fingers and put it in front of the villagers who were suffering from heat stroke.

At this time, a large group of villains were anxious around the villain who was suffering from heat stroke, someone came over with a bucket of water in the pond, soaked it in the water with a cloth, and planned to use a wet cloth to cool him down, suddenly a big ice cube came from the sky, the villagers were stunned at first, and then immediately reacted: "Tianzun gave us ice cubes!" ”

Someone hurriedly put a damp cloth on the ice, and when the whole cloth was frozen, it covered the foreheads of the villagers who were suffering from heat stroke.

Someone else knocked a small piece of ice down, put it in a water bowl, and then fed the ice water to the person suffering from heat stroke.

After tossing for a while, the person suffering from heat stroke finally got better.

Li Daoxuan also put his mind at ease, since the people who suffered from heat stroke are safe, let's prevent the problem of heat stroke among other villagers.

He knocked a small piece of crushed ice from top of the ice, put it inside the cap of the mineral water bottle, then opened a bottle of Coke and poured it into the cap.

Zheng Zheng!

Iced Coke miniature version, made.

returned to the side of the viewing box and slowly put the bottle full of ice cola in front of the villains.

The villagers looked stupidly at the strange brown water bubbling, and there was a large ice cube about a person high in the middle, and the whole pool of water exuded a cold smell, standing next to it, you could feel the coolness through the heart.

"What is this?"

"I haven't seen it."

"I smell the sweet scent, there's sugar in it."

"There's sugar!"

"But it's bubbling weirdly, it's not going to be poisonous, is it?"

"When did Tianzun poison us? Your poisonous sentence is disrespectful to his old man. ”

"Come on, beat this girl to death."

"Don't ...... I was wrong...... I didn't mean to......"

The villagers suddenly made a commotion, and even the brother who suffered from heat stroke was temporarily forgotten.

"Don't make a fuss, and don't hit anyone." Gao Yiye spoke: "Tianzun said, this thing is called Fat House Happy Water, and drinking it can relieve the heat." ”

The villagers were overjoyed, and hurriedly gathered around the "pool", picked up the cola in their hands, and poured it into their mouths.

"Ahh

"Ahem, ahem!"

"It's so choking, but I don't know why, it feels so good."

"I feel so happy."

"No wonder it's called Fat House Happy Water, but I understand happiness, but I don't understand Fat House, what do these two words mean?"

A group of people looked at Thirty-Two with a blank eye, wanting to see what this learned man had to say.

Thirty-two snorted and said, "Fat, fat also, can also be interpreted as big." The words "house", "home", and "fat house" are connected together, which means a large family, and the happy water of the fat house is the water that can make all the people in the whole big family happy, everyone understands? This is the mystery of the fairy world. ”

The villagers suddenly realized: "The third master is still knowledgeable." ”

Thirty-two laughed, took a big teacup, scooped a full cup in the pool, and then poured it into his stomach, and immediately squinted his eyes, cough cough, vomit, burp, this taste is really rushing, but it is so refreshing, so happy.

The villager lying on the ground suffering from heat stroke let out a faint voice of protest: "What...... No one...... me? ”

Villagers: "Huh? Hurry up and bring him a drink. ”

Gao Yiye said loudly: "Stop!" Tianzun said that people who suffer from heat stroke should not drink the happy water of the fat house, they should drink ordinary water first, and wait until their body improves, and then they can enjoy the happy water. ”

Villager suffering from heat stroke: "I...... Not eligible...... Accept...... Is the reward of the Heavenly Venerable......"

The head is tilted......

"Brother, don't die, don't die!"

Several villagers hurriedly squatted down and found that the guy was pretending to be dead, so they laughed again: "This guy seems to have recovered his spirits, and he actually has the strength to pretend to be dead, set him up, and pour him a small sip of fat house happy water......

"Hahaha...... Belch...... Good...... Happy......"