Chapter 39: It's impossible to lie flat
The villagers were overjoyed and hurried to the center of the village to divide the meat.
Before the change, it must have been the village chief who came out to preside, and then the villagers divided themselves indiscriminately, and after the division, the excess ran away from Gao Yiye's house, which was not a system at all, and some people would even secretly take an extra copy.
But since the thirty-second came to Gaojia Village, Gaojia Village, which was originally unorganized and uncontrolled, has gradually begun to have an organizational structure.
The villagers no longer divided randomly, but looked at Gao Yiye and Thirty-two with blank eyes.
Gao Yiye stood next to him and "set up a field", as a saint, he could remind this group of villagers at any time that Tianzun was watching you, so that some restless guys did not dare to mess around.
Thirty-two presided over specific affairs, waving his hand to command: "On the fifth day of high school, you come to cut the meat with a knife, and then take a scale to weigh it......"
"Gao Laba, get two taels of pork." As soon as the thirty-second report was announced, he wrote Gao Laba's name on the paper, and ticked it to indicate that he had received it.
"Wang Ergou, lead it."
"Plant a big head, and lead it."
"Zheng Aniu, finish it."
"The third baby in high school, I will finish receiving it."
……
More than 100 people lined up to receive it, and then the thirty-second was assigned to the fifth year of high school, the first leaf of high school and his own family, so that several "management" finally divided things, reflecting their "high wind and bright festival".
After everyone was divided, it was the turn of the two sculptors.
These two people have been waiting impatiently, seeing that everyone else has it, but the two of them don't, they are quite aggrieved, and they don't know why the saint and the master want to keep the two of them to the end.
Gao Yiye beckoned to them, and the two immediately ran over: "Holy Maiden, what do you command?" ”
Gao Yiye: "Tianzun ordered, the rest of the pork will be rewarded to you." ”
The two sculptors froze at the same time, their eyes widened, and they turned their heads to look at the rest of the meat, although more than a hundred people had already cut off two taels each, but the remaining meat was the size of two washbasins, at least dozens of catties.
Gao Chuwu grinned, then chopped it down with a knife, and split the huge piece of tenderloin in half: "Come, the rest, half of each of you." ”
Two sculptors: "This ...... So much? All for us? Someone else...... It's only two taels. ”
Gao Yiye: "Tianzun said that the Buddha statue you carved was very satisfied, and this meat is your special reward." ”
The two sculptors were overjoyed, prostrate on the ground, and kowtowed a few times: "Thank you Tianzun, thank you Tianzun." ”
Thirty-two suppressed his voice beside him, and said in a serious tone: "In the future, you two should make persistent efforts to do good things for Tianzun." ”
Two sculptors: "Definitely, certainly, the villain must do a good job." ”
In the past, they were hired by rich people to build temples and build Buddhas, and although they would also get some rewards, they would only have a few mouthfuls of food, or a few copper coins, how could they have the opportunity to get such a large piece of pork.
Even if they can't eat this meat, it will be a huge wealth to exchange it with other villagers.
In a year of natural disasters, nothing holds its value better than food.
It's just that...... You can't keep fresh pork for two days.
The two looked embarrassed: "Can you, ...... again"
Thirty-two smiled: "Come, here are two bags of salt, take them to marinate bacon." ”
The two were overjoyed, and hurriedly thanked the third master, then took the salt bag, picked up his share of pork, and ran towards his temporary nest: "Mother-in-law, eldest baby, second baby, our family has made a fortune!" Ha ha! Our family has made a fortune. ”
It didn't take long for the two of them to pile up pine branches in the open space behind the village and smoke bacon, and the taste of smoked bacon was understood by everyone, and they envied everyone around them.
The rest of the villagers all craned their necks and thought to themselves: When will I be able to make a meritorious contribution to Tianzun and receive this kind of excess reward?
That's what the human heart is like!
When I don't eat, I just hope for a bite to eat, but after I have eaten, I hope that I have more things than others, and then I will continue to climb up under the encouragement of this psychology.
Of course, there are also rotten ones.
For example, Zheng Da Niu from Zhengjia Village, now he has no envy of the two sculptors who are smoking bacon, he not only has a full meal, but also eats two taels of pork, touching his round belly, he is in a good mood, anyway, he is full, what are you guys still fighting for? Why do you have to climb up so hard? Is it bad to lie down and rest?
It's just that......
The fat house happy water I drank last time was really happy, and I want to drink a little more, but unfortunately I don't have it now.
Oops, I can't lie flat, I really want to get the reward of Tianzun, I really want to drink happy water.
Zheng Da Niu brushed the ground and a carp jumped up, rushed out of Gaojia Village with an axe, and took advantage of the last bit of afterglow of the sun to illuminate the mountains and forests, he rushed into the woods to look for it, and after a while, he really found a stout good tree for him.
Zheng Da Niu swung a big axe, tuk tuk, full of energy, it didn't take much time, he chopped a big tree to the ground, and then chopped down the best one, almost more than two meters long a thick trunk, it was not able to carry, and dragged and rolled and pryed, and finally got it down the mountain.
He pushed the trunk of the tree and rushed to Gao Yiye with an excited face: "Holy Maiden, Holy Maiden, look, I got it back from the mountain, this is used to carve the next god statue, it is absolutely easy to use, you see, I am useful, right?" ”
Gao Yiye didn't know if it was useful, but she raised her head and listened to the voice of the sky, and a smile appeared on her face: "Zheng Daniu, you are great, Lord Tianzun praised you." ”
Zheng Daniu was overjoyed.
Gao Yiye: "Lord Tianzun said that I can reward you with some ......"
Zheng Daniu hurriedly said: "I...... Villain...... The villain dared to make a reluctant request. ”
Gao Yiye: "? ”
Zheng Daniu: "The villain doesn't want meat, he just wants to ...... I just want to ...... Take a sip ...... Take another sip of Fat House Happy Water, and you can do it in one sip. ”
Gao Yiye was flustered, and then laughed: "Tianzun said, there is no problem, do you have a washbasin at home?" Go get the basin. ”
Zheng Da Niu came from Zhengjia Village, although he was poor and had nothing when he first came, but two days after coming, he made a wooden basin out of wood, and now when he heard the words, he hurried home and brought the washbasin over and put it on the ground.
In Li Daoxuan's eyes, his washbasin was only 3 millimeters in diameter, which was really pitifully small, so he could only use a needle to suck a little in his Coke bottle, and then gently pushed the needle and dripped it down......
With just one drop, Zheng Daniu's washbasin was full, and the excess overflowed.
Zheng Daniu shouted loudly: "I can't fit it...... It's flowing out, it's too much, ah, it's too bad...... The extra happy water seeped into the ground...... Oh, my God...... Seeped into the ground......"
Thirty-two scolded loudly beside him: "You have a basin, what does it matter if the extra bit spills out?" Crying fart, get out. ”
Li Daoxuan was secretly happy for a while, and then he determined two things:
1. Not far from the outskirts of the village, there is a forest, but unfortunately I can't see it from my sight distance.
2. In the future, if you send things to the villagers, you can let them bring their own containers, which can save resources more, so as not to be a big waste as soon as you make a move.