Chapter 45: Plastic trebuchets
In the toy store, there are all kinds of toy weapons.
But Li Daoxuan looked at it row by row, and almost none of them could be used.
Toy guns used by children can't be used, and they will be hundreds of meters long if they are put in a box.
I finally found a rubber band gun, which is also ten centimeters long, and this thing becomes twenty meters when put into a box, and it is not something that villains can use.
If he really can't find any "modern weapons" that can be used, then he can only cut the toothpick into thin pieces, break them into short pieces of about one centimeter, and put them in a box for the villains to use as spears.
However, the villagers have not practiced martial arts, have not trained formations, and even if they have spears in hand, they are still five scumbags.
It is necessary to have "projectile" weapons to help them safely against the enemy.
Projection, projection......
Li Daoxuan's eyes suddenly lit up!
In the far corner of the toy store, on the inconspicuous shelf, there is actually a box of miniature plastic trebuchets. (Please see the picture in the commentary)
It is only three centimeters long, the workmanship is very simple, all plastic structure, the bracket is also very simple, it is completely the use of plastic toughness to make of trebuchet, children with their fingers to press down the "throwing arm", as soon as the hand is loosened, the resilience of the plastic will make the "throwing arm" bounce up.
Li Daoxuan is happy, fun and fun, why haven't I seen such an interesting little toy when I was a child? simply picked up the whole box and walked to the cash register: "Boss, how much is this trebuchet?" ”
The boss glanced at it: "One for one dollar." ”
Li Daoxuan couldn't help but spit out: "Just this bit of plastic, this workmanship, you can also sell it for a dollar?" ”
Boss: "Then you take the whole box, 50 pieces, I only charge you 25 yuan." ”
Li Daoxuan took out his mobile phone, scanned the code, and paid.
When I returned home, as soon as I sat in front of the scenery box, I saw a hot scene in Gaojia Village, where all the villains were working hard.
The female villains were divided into two groups, one group was cooking, and they had to give the men a full meal before going to war. The other batch is boiling oil, and in a small pot with a diameter of two millimeters, rapeseed oil is boiling.
The male villains were doing the hard work, and they moved the surplus stones and timber from the construction of the "Daoxuan Tianzun Cave" to the city wall and used them as rolling wood and stones.
There was also a group of villains on the city wall, listening carefully to Mr. Bai's speech.
Li Daoxuan pricked up his ears and listened: "Take the gun like this...... Palm ...... There are thieves crawling up below...... That's how you ...... Poke it down......"
Playful!
There is also a group of elderly people and children, kneeling in front of the holy statue in the newly built "Daoxuan Tianzun Cave", praying heartily, begging Tianzun to bless everyone with safety and not to be hurt.
The excitement in this box is exactly what Li Daoxuan likes to see.
Secretly glad that he didn't reach out and shoot all the thieves to death, otherwise there would be no such coke to watch.
All right!
It's time to give them a little help.
Li Daoxuan opened his mouth and said, "Gao Yiye, tell everyone to get ready, I'm going to send weapons down." ”
Gao Yiye was shocked when he heard this, and he was overjoyed, and hurriedly announced loudly: "Everyone, pay attention, Tianzun is going to give us weapons." ”
As soon as these words came out, the original more than 100 people in Gaojia Village were all solemn, and a group of young people who were still listening to Mr. Bai talk about how to defend the city stopped listening, raised their heads, and showed an expression of admiration on their faces.
Mr. Bai is so angry, I teach you guys how to fight, you should be respectful to me, listen to it, suddenly turned his head to look at the sky, how can this be reasonable.
What else does the cult demon girl say about Tianzun giving weapons and deceiving people, right? After a while, he pretended to be a god and performed a ghost, jumped the god, and then took out a bunch of rusty broken knives and broken swords from the warehouse, and gave everyone a shot, but it was said that it was given by the evil god.
Like this kind of trick, Mr. Bai's ears are calloused.
Just as he was thinking of this, he heard the senior high school junior high school next to him shouting: "Come on, look at ......"
"It's down!"
"Meet the Celestial Venerable."
The aborigines of Gaojia Village knelt on the ground one by one. The group of people brought by Mr. Bai were stupid and didn't know what the situation was.
Mr. Bai fixed his eyes on the sky and finally saw it.
Overhead, I don't know when a dwarf cloud appeared, only about seventy feet above the ground, and there was a huge object in the cloud, which was slowly descending.
Green!
Boxy!
With a giant spoon!
Mr. Bai couldn't recognize this thing for a while.
No, it doesn't matter what it is anymore, the key question is, how does it slowly fall from the clouds? How?
Could it be ...... Is it really given by the gods in the sky?
The whole person was stunned.
After the behemoth slowly landed on the ground, it stabilized, and Mr. Bai saw clearly at this time that its main body was two zhang long, two zhang wide, and square, and the spoon on it was mounted on a long arm and fixed by the machine.
"Cast ...... Trebuchet! Mr. Bai was taken aback: "This is a strange-looking trebuchet. ”
He could recognize trebuchets at a glance, but no one else could. The villagers of Gaojia Village and the tenants of Baijiabao were still stupid, completely unaware of what they had given them during the day.
Gao Yiye tore his throat and said loudly: "Everyone, listen, this thing that Tianzun gave us is called a trebuchet, first put the stone into the spoon on the throwing arm, and then pull the machine next to it, and it will throw the stone out." ”
Everyone: "??? ”
Gao Yiye said loudly: "Li Da, Tianzun ordered you to come over with a hammer and stand next to the bracket, and after a while, I will knock it, and you will pick up the hammer and hit the bracket hard." ”
Li Da hurriedly answered, and stood next to the trebuchet with a sledgehammer.
Li Daoxuan gently picked up a stone and put it into the spoon of the trebuchet.
The stone was cute to him, like a six-flavored rehmannia pill, but what the villagers saw in their eyes was a large stone, which floated out of thin air and flew into the spoon.
Everyone: "Wow! ”
Mr. Bai: "!! ”
Just now, he was full of contempt for cults, but now he feels that his brain is insufficient.
Gao Yiye said loudly: "Knock!" ”
Ambassador Li exerted all his strength, picked up the sledgehammer in his hand, and slammed it on the bracket with a "bang".
The trebuchet was released, the huge throwing arm vibrated with a "whew", and the boulder in the spoon flew up, streaked through the sky, and the momentum was terrifying, flying from one end of the village to the other, smashing to the ground, boom, flying sand and stones, thrilling.
After the villagers were stunned for a moment, they cheered in unison: "It's amazing!" Immortal magic weapon! Immortal magic weapon! ”
Mr. Bai laughed: "A group of ignorant fools, the trebuchet on the battlefield is so powerful." ”
Saying this, he glanced at the sky, and a sense of awe arose in his heart, there are indeed immortals in this cloud in the sky. This trebuchet looks weird, and it's really a magic weapon of the fairy family.