Li Daoxuan simply changed the name of his Douyin account to "Lilliputian's Daily (Tilt Shift Photography)", so that if you change it, you can swagger and unscrupulously post some videos that look obviously Lilliputian, anyway, I made it clear that I am "tilt shift photography", you don't doubt that I really have a Lilliputian at home, right?

I thought about it very seriously, the video of the Taoist temple just now, although it is real and good-looking, but it is not shocking enough, if you want to suck a wave of traffic, I am afraid that you need to be more exciting, more exciting pictures.

That, of course - fighting!

He flipped through the video pile, and soon turned to the video of the "Supreme Ming King" attacking Gaojia Village, very good, just start here.

Carefully edited, with some filters.

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With the caption: "The hard-working Lilliputian villagers were attacked by the thief army, and all took up arms to defend their homeland......"

Damn, it was good to be serious when I was studying, but now I write sparsely in copywriting, and fortunately I didn't become a writer, otherwise I would definitely be a dead person.

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Thirty-two and one people are hurrying towards the county seat.

No one spoke, all afraid of running into an army of thieves.

However, fate makes people, Murphy's Law is not a joke, the more you are afraid of something, the more something will come.

Walking to a place ten miles away from the village, there was a sudden drum noise on both sides of the road, and nearly a hundred people rushed out of the woods, holding a variety of weapons in their hands, and they were all kinds of strange, as soon as this group of people came out, they stopped the front and back of the mountain road, and then stared at the package carried by thirty-two and others.

When the third lady saw the ill-intentioned eyes of the people here, her first action was to hug her package tightly, which contained a few jars of "immortal medicine", which must not be snatched away.

Gao Chuwu and Zheng Daniu took the lead in pulling out the knife.

A group of young students, all showing their weapons.

But they all knew in their hearts that the difference in numbers was so great that a few swords could not save them.

Thirty-two pretended to be calm and shouted: "You guys put the highlights, I am thirty-two, the master of the county lord, I ...... Behind me these ...... If you dare to do anything to us, you will rebel, destroy your family, and you will not be able to live. ”

In this case, he can only blow a wave. Take out your old position to bluff people, and then call the five people in the middle school "helpers", with a bit of government identity, which may scare these people.

(PS: Helpers are similar to modern 'external staff' and have no formal staff.) In the Ming Dynasty, there were usually three or five helpers under a servant. ）

It's a pity that Thirty-two's words didn't scare the group, and the leader laughed: "The county ordered us to dare to kill, and we are still afraid that you will be a mere master?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

But......

Thirty-two's eyes lit up, and he immediately understood: "You...... You are the second king of Baishui, a subordinate of Wang Haohan? ”

The leader laughed and said, "That's right! We're all messing with Brother Wang, are we afraid? Hahaha, who near and far doesn't know that we killed the county commander Zhang Yaocai, you dare to scare me with the name of the master? Hahaha! ”

He smiled, but Thirty-two seemed to grasp the life-saving straw, and said loudly: "It's easy to do it if it's Wang Haohan's brother, this hero, we have an old relationship with Wang Haohan, we are friends, you must not do anything to us, otherwise Wang Haohan knows, I'm afraid it will hurt your brother's feelings." ”

The leader was stunned, and then scolded: "What kind of bullshit? I was related to the county order before, and now I want to be related to my eldest brother Wang? You're not a good person at first glance. ”

Thirty-two foreheads are sweaty, this is a life-and-death juncture, I can't say a word, and I pretend to have a hard expression: "I'm ugly to say in front, we and Wang Haohan are really old, you move me to try, Wang Haohan dismantled your bone frame." ”

At this time, he really frightened the little leader, and he was stunned for a long time, not knowing whether to shout "kill them" for a while, if he didn't give the order, the other thieves would not dare to move, and the scene froze.

At the back of the bandits, a young man slipped quietly and ran towards the hillside behind.

The little boss was a little empty in his heart, and he was really afraid of offending his eldest brother's friend: "You must be fucking lying to me, how can my eldest brother Wang have an old relationship with a guy like you?" ”

Thirty-two is actually empty in his heart, and he doesn't know if Wang Er still misses the love of Gaojia Village, but now he can only bite the bullet: "Then you come and cut me, kill us, your eldest brother will turn around and chop you into eighteen pieces and hang them on the tree." ”

Both sides were inward-looking.

The scene froze again!

Nervous, both sides are nervous, taking a wrong step, it's all dead words.

At this moment, a broken cry sounded on the hillside in the distance: "Put down your knives." ”

Both sides turned their heads in unison and looked up the slope to see that the second king of Baishui was coming, and there was a young man leading the way in front of him.

Wang Er strode into the middle of the field quickly.

Glance left: "Sure enough, it's someone from Gaojia Village." ”

Glance to the right: "White cat, remove your people." ”

It turned out that the little leader's name was White Cat, and when he heard Wang Er's order, he secretly screamed in his heart: This group of people really knows Brother Wang, but fortunately I didn't hack them to death.

Thirty-two also breathed a sigh of relief at this time, his legs were weak, and he squatted on the ground with a fart: Damn, fortunately, Wang Er is a benevolent and righteous thief chief, if this is a different person, we will all be finished.

The thieves around the side began to disperse, but, when leaving, their eyes were still reluctant to patrol back and forth on the packages of the Gao family villagers, this group of people has recently become addicted to robbery, and when they see other people's things, they always feel that they should be their own.

Wang Er glared at the group of people, and they scattered as birds and beasts.

"Third Master, brother of Gaojia Village." Wang Er hugged his fists at everyone: "What are you going to do here?" In this chaotic year, why don't you hide in Gaojia Village, hurrying with big bags and small bags, and you don't want your life? ”

Thirty-two glanced at his wife awkwardly, and thought: It's not because this woman has to go back to the county.

However, Mrs. wants to go back to the county seat to save the world, which is also Tianzun's order, so there is nothing to spit out.

He hugged his fists and said, "We have a reason to have to go to the county seat." ”

Wang Er frowned and thought for a few seconds: "In that case, I'll escort you for a while, and when you return to Gaojia Village from the county seat, I'll escort you back." Gaojia Village is kind to me, and I can't let my benefactor be in danger. ”

As soon as these words came into his ears, the thirty-two people were overjoyed, only knowing that Wang Er was righteous, but he didn't expect him to be so righteous and angry, and this person was too kind.

Thirty-two was in awe, hugged his fists and said: "Wang Haohan, a person like you has been forced to fall into the grass, is it really ...... Alas...... It's really [the injustice of the world]. ”