Chapter 117: Are You Playing with Me?

Tenth Watch of Holy Monday

Bai Gongzi showed a confident smile: "Father, the child was ordered by Tianzun to bring the Immortal Family Missile. Therefore, the missile needs to be assembled with the immortal method, Tianzun is afraid that you will not, so he specially asked me to come back and inform you of the method. ”

White Kite: "Huh? Immortal missiles? What is it? ”

Cheng Xu rushed to the side of the white kite with an arrow, and asked in surprise: "What kind of new weapon is the missile?" ”

What kind of new weapon is a missile?

Bai Gongzi said triumphantly: "Father, please send the family and the militia to remove the fragments of the Xianjia missile from the car, and the child will immediately come to guide them to assemble this thing." ”

When the white kite heard that it was something given by Tianzun, of course there was no need to hesitate, and immediately waved his hand to order, and a large group of family members and people from the militia ran out, dragging and pulling, and got a lot of strange fragments from the car.

The white kite recognized these fragments, wasn't this the fragment of the colorful city wall in Gaojia Village? It's just that it's painted gray this time, what's the use of this thing? Could it be that Tianzun meant that we should use this to build a new city wall?

If you think about it carefully, it is still useful to build a higher city wall.

He was thinking about some of the things that he didn't have, when he heard Bai Gongzi commanding the family next to him, and carried those fragments to the atrium in Baijia Fort, where there was a very open courtyard, which was usually where the family practiced martial arts, with several zhang in length and width, and quite open.

Bai Gongzi gestured, and felt that the Xianjia missile could be placed here, so he began to command: "A few of you, go and move the fragment on the left, a few of you, move the fragment on the right, okay, lift it......

With the bulge on this side, aim at the groove on this side...... Yeah...... Go to the middle...... Together...... If you have a lot of strength, push the left and right sides at the same time. ”

Dozens of family members slammed into the middle of the two building blocks with all their might.

"Smack!

"Smack!"

There was a very crisp sound, and the two pieces of immortal family fragments were combined in one

turned into a much larger piece.

White Kite: "??? ”

Cheng Xu: "??? ”

Bai Gongzi continued: "You guys, bring that piece of fragment over there...... against the grooves in this piece of shard...... Alignment...... Okay, people on both sides work together...... Crash it in......"

"Smack!"

There was another crunch, and the pieces were put together again.

White Kite: "???"

Cheng Xu couldn't help it: "What the hell is this doing?" ”

The white kite turned her head: "Although I can't read it, I feel shocked." ”

Cheng Xu: "Is there something wrong with both father and son?" When has it been, and you guys are still playing with this inexplicable thing? ”

Bai Gongzi: "A few guys over there, yes, it's you, lift this piece and load it over there...... Right, right...... A little bit later...... Aligning the groove ...... Make the force ......."

"Smack!"

The pieces were combined.

Bai Gongzi glanced at it, and suddenly wiped a handful of sweat: "Oops, it seems that I remember a little, quick, pry it off and reinstall it." ”

White Kite: "!! ””

Cheng Xu: "Fuck, what about playing with me?" Do you want to do it all over again? I'm just looking forward to what I sent from the fifth year of high school, so you're doing something inexplicable here. ”

Bai Gongzi gave a big salute to Cheng Xu: "General, wait a minute, the junior just remembered a small place, and he corrected it immediately." ”

Cheng Xu: "Don't think that if you talk in a crepe, I will think that what you said is very reasonable." ”

Bai Gongzi turned around and continued to command: "Bring that one over...... This way...... Align it ...... Crash into ......"

"Smack!"

A dazzling and strange operation.

Everyone present was confused, but as long as Bai Kite didn't give the order to stop, the family members and militias in Baijiabao could only continue to accompany Bai Gongzi to mess around.

After tossing for a while, the family members were tired and panting, and finally it was done.

Bai Gongzi stood in front of the strange device that was more than four feet long, and made a circle salute first, and then said, "Father, uncles, generals...... The Xianjia missile has been successfully combined, and now it is up to the juniors to let everyone see its power. ”

Everyone doesn't know why, and they still don't understand what the hell this is.

Bai Gongzi waved his hand to the family members and said, "You group, go and push the axis of the Xianjia missile together, and then turn it around...... Raise it up a little higher...."

The brick missile raised its head, barrel diagonally pointing at the sky.

Bai Gongzi pointed to a strong housekeeper: "You went over and hit the four brackets behind you with a hammer, do you see?" It's the four raised circular brackets that take turns to hit down. ”

The guy could only reach the bottom two brackets, and the top two really couldn't reach them, so he had to set up a square table, climb on the table, and raise the hammer to just reach it.

"Knock!"

Bai Gongzi gave an order, and the family picked up the sledgehammer, bumpered, and knocked down all four machine brackets in a row.

I only heard eight muffled sounds of "bumper bumper" in a row, and eight giant plastic shells longer than two people were sprayed out of the barrels of the Xianjia missiles in turn.......

As soon as they flew, they flew very far, rowing past the castle of Baijiabao, then across a parched farmland, then over a dry river, and finally smashed on the slope of Huanglong Mountain in the distance.

The range was so far that everyone present dropped their jaws. It turned out that the building block missile toy was in Li Daoxuan's world, and the range was 5 meters, and after it came to the end of the Ming Dynasty, its range became 1,000 meters.

That is, it can fire at an enemy at a distance of two miles.

Counterweight trebuchet with the longest range (range around 300 meters)

And the ballista (about 100 meters), more than a little bit far.

Everyone in the entire Baijiabao is stupid.

And the stupidest person in the audience was Cheng Xu, who knew the most about war weapons, and knew what the range of the Xianjia missile in front of him meant.

Cheng Xu raised his hands high, looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahaha, God help me, God help me, hahahaha, with this sharp weapon, Ququ thief army, it's not worth mentioning." Hahaha, grandma, my great-grandson will come to see you again a little later, hahahaha, my great-grandson is alive again. ”

He brushed the ground and lowered his head: "Bai Gongzi, how many missiles are there in this immortal family?" ”

Bai Gongzi stretched out three fingers.

Cheng Xu was overjoyed: "Hurry, hurry up and combine the remaining two." ”

Bai Gongzi: "But at home......there is no such a wide yard, and this Xianjia missile must occupy at least four zhang long and wide." ”

The white kite jumped out of the ground: "In the back garden, the rockery is all demolished, and you can put another one." ”

After speaking, he thought about it again: "The courtyard in front of the book pavilion, if you tear down the pavilion and corridor, you can also put one." ”

Bai Gongzi said: "Father, on the wall of the pavilion in front of the library, there is calligraphy written by you, which is the most proud work in your life." ”

The white kite snorted and said, "For the sake of Baijiabao, what does it matter if you give up a few pairs of calligraphy?" Among the six arts of the gentleman, the art of 'calligraphy' will be crossed out for me first. ”

/。 Zero Point Chinese Network]/