Chapter 157: This militia is useless
Liang Shixian's old face is about to be lost, and if he makes a thief, he will come to Li's house to borrow a weapon once, which is too embarrassing to say, so where will he put his face as a county order.
But the thief may come at any time, and the face thing still has a fart, so you have to throw it, and you have to step on it twice when you throw it on the ground, and if necessary, you can pick it up and lick it after stepping on it.
Thirty-two smiled: "Since it was invited by Lord Liang, then of course our Li family will not be stingy, and the five hundred Zhang bows last time will be lent to Lord Liang again."
Liang Shixian was overjoyed: "The Li family is really a good family." ”
The two were chatting awkwardly here, and on the other side, the new inspector was supreme, but they were looking east and west, and their eyes were constantly patrolling everywhere.
The huge family fort in front of him made him quite interested, this three-zhang high wall, the corner tower on all sides was the same as when Mr. Bai saw the Hakka walled house for the first time, he was shocked.
Fang Wushang originally wanted to eat a big household in Gaojia Village and wait for the thief army to come, but this big household was so "big" that he didn't dare to eat it, for fear that he would offend people, and be involved in the backstage of the people's family, and the big eaters would lose their heads, which was not cost-effective.
Fang Wushang opened his mouth and said: "Three stewards, have you heard of the thieves in Heyang County?" ”
Thirty-two: "I heard, alas, Heyang County is too close to us, which makes people really uneasy, we are already organizing the militia to prepare for a battle with the thieves." ”
Fang Wushang had actually seen the militia in Gaojia Village, more than a hundred young men, sitting in the open space in the distance, listening to a young girl talking, the girl was dressed dignified and her expression was serious.
When she spoke, all the people in the militia listened carefully, and they didn't dare to be disrespectful, and they knew at a glance that this woman was a character.
Fang Wushang sneered in his heart: The militia actually let a woman take it! If you don't practice well, but let a woman lecture there, can you use the soldiers brought out like this? It's all nonsense.
At this moment, Gao Yiye finished the "ideological and political lesson", walked away, and returned to the main fort.
As soon as she left, the militia relented.
The rabbit jumped up and laughed: "Hahaha, can you teach me boxing now?" Hurry up, teach me boxing? Hey? Where did He Jiaoxi go? Still around here just now? ”
Looking left and right, he couldn't see the teaching, no one took care of him, and the saint was gone.
The lying rabbit instantly regained his "true color of a thorn soldier", brushed the ground and pulled out the rusty sword from his waist, and laughed: "Everyone, come and see me perform a trick for everyone, my unique job at the bottom of the box - Usagi Broken Sword."
Everyone laughed together: "You forget it." ”
Lying on the ground: "I've practiced hard, look at the sword." ”
He brushed the ground and jumped up, opened and closed exaggeratedly, swung out with a sword, and roared out of his mouth: "God! Rabbit! Break! Tyrant! Sword! ”
Fang Wusupreme in the distance saw that his sword was cut out in a mess, without any momentum, and his body was full of flaws, he couldn't help but shake his head: "Sure enough, it was a soldier brought out by a woman, and this militia group was useless at all." ”
At this time, Liang Shixian was still chatting with Thirty-two: "The third manager, this official brought Fang to inspect this time, just to introduce you to each other." Fang Patrol Inspection wants to bring troops over to resist the thief army entering Chengcheng, the thief army is strong, and Fang Patrol Inspection has not many soldiers to use, and I am afraid that your militia will help him when the time comes. ”
Thirty-two hesitated, not knowing how to refuse.
Fang Wusupreme hurriedly replied: "No need! ”
Liang Shixian: "Huh? ”
Fang Wushang said: "I have already seen what their militia is like, such a militia group following me will only get in the way and drag me back, it seems that we have come for nothing."
XXXII: "......
Fang Wushang said: "I'll go and kill the thief myself." ”
After saying that, he didn't talk nonsense anymore, just turned around and left.
XXXII: "...
Liang Shixian was a little embarrassed: "Cough! The three stewards are not strange, the military attache is like this, he is a little rude, and he doesn't talk about etiquette at all. ”
Thirty-two secret joy in the heart: not to blame, not to blame, of course not to blame! It's good that he doesn't want us to help, half of our soldiers now have armor, and the other half have no armor, and they also sew a few pieces of armor in the key position of the cotton clothes, such equipment is not convenient for you to see, if we act together, we still have a headache.
He turned his head and glanced at the militia from a distance, and saw that the rabbit was still playing treasure there, wielding his rusty sword like an idiot, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: Very good! This fool has made a meritorious service, and he will be given a bonus when he goes back.
The rabbit didn't know that he had made a great achievement, and he was still holding a rusty sword and waving it left and right, when he suddenly saw a man wearing the armor of a military general, walking over quickly.
Bunny: "??? ”
Of course, the man was Fang Wushang, he suddenly grabbed the ground rabbit in a big stride, this action thief was scary, the ground rabbit exclaimed, and the sword in his hand couldn't help but slash at Fang Wushang.
Fang Wushang was on the side of his body, stumbled under his feet, and the lying rabbit fell with a "poof" and gnawed on.
Fang Wushang: "Hmph! Rubbish!
After saying that, he strode away.
The rabbit got up from the ground, with a look of grievance: "Damn, I know that there is no good thing in the official, and this rabbit master didn't recruit him to provoke him, why did he suddenly come over and beat me?"
The people next to him spread their hands together and shrugged their shoulders.
Zheng Daniu said: "Don't talk about him, in fact, I want to beat you too." ”
Another person next to him raised his hand: "I want to beat it too!" ”
"Actually, I want to!
In a blink of an eye, in the militia group of more than 100 people, except for the fifth year of high school, everyone else raised their hands.
The lying rabbit was startled, and saw that Gao Chuwu didn't raise his hand, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, brushed the ground and hid behind Gao Chuwu, and shouted urgently: "Brother Chuwu, you are still good to me, only you don't beat me."
The fifth year of high school: "Alas! I actually hit Miss Xing when he was injured, I'm really not a man.
Everyone: "....
Lying on the ground rabbit sweating: "Fifth brother of the junior high school, didn't you hear what happened just now?" ”
High School Five: "Huh? What just happened? ”
Bunny: "They all said they were going to beat me." ”
High School Five: "Huh? Is that so? That's great, I've wanted to hit you for a long time, and since everyone thinks so, let's do it.
Bunny: "Ahhhh
A group of people instantly knocked the lying rabbit to the ground, grabbed his hands and feet and lifted them up, aimed his crotch at the big tree next to him, and crashed into it...... Friction friction ...... Friction friction ...... Like the devil's pace.
Bunny: "Ahhhhhh No! This rabbit will be extinct, don't! ”
When the women of the village saw this scene, they couldn't help but hide their faces and turn their heads, and scolded angrily: "The men are really infamous, and they do stupid things." ”
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