"Ding, the replacement item VK601/Pz.Kpfw.I Ausf.C has been detected, the appearance similarity is 85%, the equipment performance is 30%, the combat performance is 8%, the protection performance is 150%, the maneuverability is 80%, the crew is 2, the stand-in conversion conditions are met, the stand-in conversion will be carried out after 60 minutes of standard time, please prepare the stand-in team for this mission."

"Ding, I'm about to participate in the assessment task: survive the mission and complete the main quest released by the system."

"Ding, I am about to enter the 46th Panzer Army camp of the German Empire on the southern border of Hungary on April 6, 1941 in the parallel world No. N63785532, and enter the 60-minute countdown standard time, please prepare for the conversion of the stand-in team for this mission."

"Ding, please note that the parallel world is not allowed to reveal personal hidden identity information, and it is not allowed to carry time-space technology products beyond the mission, violators - punishment deduction of mission points of equal value!"

Li Jing squatted on the front cover of the tank, holding a large hammer in his hand, and had to take his attention away from the 20mm steel tube on the turret in front of him, which was called the gun barrel, and his eyes drifted to the butt of the car behind him, feeling a lot of question marks floating through his head.

Didn't the monkey paint the tank behind the butt of the tank? Just now I heard the sound of paint spray guns, and now the sound of mobile games is coming out! How did he manage to play with his phone while working?

Just thinking about it, the monkey's voice came from behind the butt of the car: "Boss Li should call you Li Papi, right?" Grandma's is not authentic, are you Chi Guoguo's laziness, you are busy like this, and you are still playing games! ”

With the voice, a fully armed person turned out from behind the butt of the car, dressed in a similar costume to Li Jing, wearing a black overalls imitating German, wearing a black fisherman's hat, with a dust mask stuck on his face, and a monkey with a paint spray gun shouted at me dissatisfiedly while walking towards me: "Don't say you're checking the information, I'm really listening, it's definitely a game, I heard it when the enemy arrives at the battlefield in 5 seconds, I also want to play a game, I have to rest for a while." ”

Li Jing felt stunned, the enemy army still had 5 seconds to arrive at the battlefield, and quickly stood up and looked around, is there anyone else in this warehouse? But except for the big guy in front of the eyes, there are wrench tools scattered all over the floor, and there are not even a large object that can cover the body in other places.

Li Jing and the monkey are children, they are originally the kind of poor dicks who can't afford to marry a daughter-in-law, last year's windfall, urban village demolition, old house demolition and resettlement house, the two of them also shared a million in their hands, looking at the broken bulldozer that had been parked on the demolition site for more than half a year, the two of them combined, to start a business!

I quit my job and couldn't even afford to eat, rented a dilapidated factory in the suburbs, and drove a second-hand bulldozer bought from the owner of the construction site into it!

Removed the cab on the bulldozer, and according to some pictures and information from the Internet, it took almost 3 months to piece it together, and it took me almost 3 months to change a dilapidated Dongfanghong bulldozer into the appearance of the German tank Ι Type C in World War II.

The reason why it was changed to the appearance of the Ι C type, in addition to the fact that the size of the two is about the same, is also because the monkey and Li Jing both like to use the Ι C type tank in the game to slaughter young in the novice room, to satisfy their bad habits, the performance data of the Ι C type can be said to be familiar with the heart, and after the two discussed, they felt that the size of the Ι C type is the best, and the appearance determines everything!

Yesterday, the two of them drove out the car that has not been sprayed and painted on the suburban dirt road, all the people who saw it along the way looked sideways, the monkey belonged to the crazy people, shouted and shouted along the way and was excited, and after coming back, he was impatient to work overtime to spray paint, as long as the painting was finished, at least the appearance could perfectly restore the appearance of the World War II tank, and he had already dreamed of driving this fake tank on the street to detonate the rate of return.

Li Jing condescendingly didn't see anyone on the front hood of the tank, so he turned his head to the monkey: "Aren't you playing a mobile game?" ”

The monkey was also stunned, and looked at the sledgehammer in Li Jing's hand a little unwillingly: "Where is your mobile phone?" Where's the hiding? Don't rely on the hammer, the hammer steel straight man can't be Lori sound......"

"Ding, please note, the Star Dou stand-in system has been activated, the stand-in team has taken the initiative to apply for the enlistment assessment task, and if the assessment task is qualified, it will be officially listed in the Star Dou stand-in system, and the stand-in team is currently level 1, please confirm the name of the squad."

The voice appeared again, Li Jing ignored the sudden voice, and shouted at the monkey without giving up: "What a hammer you have, you are mentally retarded!" ”

"Ding, what kind of hammer do you have, you can use the name of your mentally retarded squad, and it is being filed."

"Ding, hide your special hammer, your mentally retarded squad name has been generated, congratulations to your special hammer, your mentally retarded squad has joined the Star Dou stand-in system, number WM977......"

"Ding, special reminder ......"

What a mess, Li Jing threw a hammer at the monkey, and his eyes signaled the monkey to climb down the tank and start looking for someone, someone must be playing a prank, and those who tease people will always tease him, but they have to find it out and repair it to have fun.

The monkey also saw that something was wrong, put down the paint spray gun, and casually touched a large adjustable wrench on the ground, and looked for the other side of the tank.

"......" 5 minutes later, Li Jing and the monkey looked at each other, the two of them circled around the thing in front of them 3 times, nothing, and the electronic Loli voice kept coming from the ears: "Ding, what kind of hammer is hidden from you at present, your mentally retarded squad is level 1, it can accommodate 5 members, and the current number of members is 2, please determine the captain ......."

Li Jing took off his gas mask, his eyes swept over the roof of the warehouse, and as far as his eyes could see, a piece of smooth cement wall appeared, and he yelled at the monkey: "Inside the tank!" He then quickly rolled over and entered the car from the captain's seat in the turret, and the monkey reacted and got into the car through the circular driver's entrance on the left side of the front lid of the tank.

Li Jing got into the car and squatted in the back row to look around, at this time the monkey also got into the car and was looking around, the space in the tank was okay, but the light was not very good, but the light was not good, except for a set of things that came with the driver's seat of the car, everything else was dismantled, so the things in the tank were clear at a glance, except for the two people who just came in, there were even a few large movable debris in the car.

Li Jing casually touched the portable strong light flashlight on the ground, took a look at it in front of him, it was indeed a flashlight, and he was still a little uneasy and gently knocked a few times on the steel plate under his feet, and then turned it on, looking at the strong light emitted by the flashlight, well, it is indeed a flashlight, not like it will make a sound......

At this time, the monkey was also stunned, watching Li Jing shoot around with a flashlight, and asked tentatively: "Grandma, where did you hear this sound from?" ”

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