Chapter 4 It's really 'worn'
The monkeys who still maintained the pedaling posture twisted their heads and bowed their buttocks and looked around, looking obscene, Li Jing estimated that he was not much better. Suddenly, the monkey shuddered violently, then blushed, looked down at the crotch unnaturally, grabbed the entrance of the cab with one hand, and kept shaking the crotch with the other hand, the picture was obscene.
Seeing Li Jing's playful eyes, the monkey looked serious: "It's only a little bit out...... It's scary, a little can't help it......"
An electronic Lolita voice came from the ear: "I have entered the N63785532 parallel world on April 6, 1941 in the camp of the 46th Panzer Army of the German Empire on the southern border of Hungary, and the members of the stand-in team of this mission are the combat test experts of the combat vehicle belonging to the missing Daim-Benz company, and the current bokeh processing number WM977 hides your special hammer, you are a mentally retarded squad, and the current countdown to the end of the bokeh processing is 30 minutes standard time, please prepare the stand-in team for this mission to enter the mission......"
"Ding, I'm about to participate in the assessment task: survive the mission and complete the main quest released by the system."
"Ding, the current main mission of the team, replace the missing combat test experts of the combat vehicle belonging to the Dyrem Mercedes-Benz Company, and carry out the battlefield combat test mission of the prototype vehicle VK601/Pz.Kpfw.I Ausf.C 002 of the stolen items in time and space, prevent and eliminate the disturbance and impact that may arise due to the theft of this item, and submit the battlefield test analysis report and improvement suggestions of the No. 002 prototype vehicle in line with this test......"
"Ding, please note that in the parallel world, no personal hidden identity information shall be revealed, and no products beyond the mission space-time technology shall be carried, and violators will be punished and deducted mission points of equal value!"
"Ding, it was detected that the number WM977 is hiding your special hammer, you are a mentally retarded squad member 2 people, a pseudo chariot VK601/Pz.Kpfw.I Ausf.C, the total weight of personal belongings is 46.7kg, overweight is 26.7kg, carrying 2 mobile phones with more than 1941 technology level, and the task points that are about to be deducted are being calculated......"
"Ding, No. WM977 Hide your special hammer Ah your mentally retarded squad carries personal belongings overweight 26.7kg, deducts 267 points from mission points, carries 2 mobile phones with you, technology exceeds the task parallel world for 79 years, deducts 158 points from the task points, carries a number of other items beyond the task space-time technology, deducts 108 points from the task points, this deduction totals 533 points, the current number WM977 hides your special hammer Ah you mentally retarded squad task points are negative 533 points, please hide your special hammer Ah your mentally retarded squad work hard to earn task pointsβ¦β¦β
"Grandma......" Li Jing and the monkey looked at the driver's entrance that was about to overflow and the oversized pipe wrench on the back cover of the tank, dumbfounded.
"System?" Li Jing felt that he had been driven to the shelves, and he really traveled to 1941, and he was still on the battlefield, looking at the appearance in front of him, he might be pulled somewhere to shoot a cannon or something, and then his life was not guaranteed. The brain is buzzing, and quickly carry forward the good habits that you have in kindergarten: ask to get off immediately when you see something wrong!
Electronic Lori: "It's here!" The intelligent assistant of the star stand-in system serves you ......"
ββ¦β¦ Is this a crossing? How did we get here? Can I go back now? And what's going on? You brought us here without our consent, this is a violation of our most basic human rights, this is not a car to kindergarten, we want to get off, we want to protest, we want to go home......" Li Jing's voice was sharp, there were too many question marks in his mind, Li Jing felt that it was better to solve the important things first, and his intuition told him that he was still staying away from the most important ...... here.
Electronic Lolita voice: "The Star Dou Stand-in System is committed to maintaining the historical development process of the various parallel worlds existing in the universe, if the parallel world is affected by external forces and produces events that change the historical direction of the world's development, the Star Dou Stand-in System will send a stand-in team to repair the historical process, correct the wrong direction of historical development, and let the history of the parallel world walk on the right path......"
"The stand-in team is a small team selected by the system in countless parallel worlds that is most suitable for the execution of the current main quest, the squad registration is valid for life, once the task starts before the task is completed, it cannot be canceled or returned, and after the task is completed, you can return to the parallel world to which the squad belongs!" The subtext of the system is: the door is welded and you want to get out of the car? The door is gone.
"Are we going to die?" Li Jing's voice was already trembling.
"Death is the final outcome that everyone must experience! In fact, not only human beings, but all life, the earth, the parallel world, and even the entire universe are born to death, which is the basic law of the known universe, and cannot be changed by any life! β
Hearing these words in Li Jing's ears, his mind was full of the image of a big man smiling at his feet in an electronic loli voice, feeling a shock to the tiger's body, a numb scalp, a cold crotch, and a hairy hair...... I shuddered unconsciously, this is what the devil can say.
"System! We're going back now! This is not the world we are familiar with, we don't belong here, and besides, we are not professional adventurers, forcibly getting us here, what bullshit mission, this is a crime, this is murder, this is a crime, this is a crime, you know that this is a crime? I'm going to report it......" Li Jing's voice became sharper, and a bad premonition appeared in his head, he might really die here! In a hurry, he has no choice but to speak.
"The exclusive intelligent assistant of the Star Dou stand-in system will give appropriate help to each squad before it grows up, and in this mission, each squad member is temporarily given 3 elite levels to choose exclusive survival skills, which can improve the survivability of team members in the mission, and the temporary exclusive survival skills can only produce effects in the primary mission, and skills cannot be used outside the task. For a better future, please work hard to live......"
Turning his head to look at the monkey next to him, he found that he was still shaking his pants back and forth with his two hands, and found that I was looking at him, and his serious face gradually became obscene: "Hehe, I can't help it a little bit, I'm really not afraid, it's that I've been holding it for too long, it's really only a little bit, and my legs are a little soft......"
Li Jing was speechless, since confirming the real existence of the system, the monkey has been in a state of confusion, and now he has changed places and has not reacted, he has been in a trance, knowing that this monkey can no longer be counted on: "Then why are you still holding back?" Why don't you find a place to pee."
The monkey thief slipped away, hoping that he could find a place that would make it "convenient" for him, and not be beaten to death as a hooligan.
Li Jing continued to ask the system: "System, let's join this ...... What, Star Dou Stand-in System? This stand-in squad or something, what's in it for us? We don't do anything good! β
Electronic Lolita: "After the stand-in team completes the assessment task, it will get the team-exclusive system warehouse, members-exclusive skills, etc., the system warehouse can have a corresponding number of tank parking spaces according to the different levels of the team, and the physical tanks stored in the stand-in team warehouse can be taken out and used by team members at any time according to authorization." β
"The stand-in team needs to rely on themselves to obtain the team's exclusive tank, and the exclusive tank must be physical and must be completely owned by the team before it can be stored in the system warehouse."
"The tank vehicles in the system warehouse can be provided by the system for the repair, maintenance, ammunition replenishment, fuel replenishment and other logistics support ...... of the tank according to the need, and the system collects a certain amount of task points......"
"The exclusive skills of the team members, once obtained, will take effect forever, and can be used in any time and space, in any environment without barriers, once the team member leaves the system team, the exclusive skills matched by the member will be stripped by the system!"
"The Star Dou Stand-in System is committed to maintaining the historical development process of each parallel world existing in the universe, and is a legal auxiliary system officially designated by the Cosmic Historical Development Research Association, and every citizen in the universe has the obligation to help the Star Dou Stand-in System correct the direction of historical error and keep the history of the parallel world on the right path......