Chapter 100: Master Lu Cai, who fools people

The owner of the restaurant obviously didn't believe that the two of them were Chinese, and it was estimated that he had encountered a similar situation before, and someone who had learned Chinese came to tease him, so he replied with a smile: "You two frame me as an old man, how can a Chinese person look like you, and make fun of my old man!" ”

Li Jing and the monkey were dumbfounded, their appearance had been finely adjusted by the system, and when they encountered this situation, it is estimated that Li Jing and the monkey themselves would not believe it.

Li Jing and the monkey looked at each other, I really didn't know what to do, I found a restaurant to eat and I could meet Chinese people, this has to be said to be a surprise, but now is not the time to talk about family life, Li Jing squeezed his eyes at the monkey and pouted, meaning to wait and see.

The monkey was obviously mistaken, and opened his mouth to come: "Old man, where are you?" How did you get here? ”

The owner of the restaurant showed a look of reminiscence: "Lu Province, I came to the east with the people in the village, and I was doing well, but then the little devils in the East occupied our three eastern provinces, and I came here with a group of big hairy people, think about it, it's been almost ten years......"

"Hey! Why are you talking to this, you don't understand, I just heard the local voice and felt kind, I couldn't help but say a few more words, just now I really regarded you as Chinese, forgive me, what do you two want to eat? As he spoke, the restaurant owner wiped the corners of his eyes.

"We are from the north of the sky, close to you......" The monkey has really come to climb relatives.

"Ying Tianbei is indeed not far from Lu Province, the two of you should have lived there, right? Otherwise, I wouldn't have said anything there......" The restaurant owner smiled, looking like he had seen through you.

The monkey was still a little unwilling, Li Jing quickly stretched out his hand to stop it, looked at the restaurant owner and said, "Boss, what do you have to eat here?" We're both going to starve to death! ”

"Ugh! Today because ...... Didn't buy any vegetables, so just some home-baked bread, cold ham, pork cutlets, and two roast chickens...... There is black tea when you drink it......"

Li Jing was convinced, take a look...... What's coming out......

The monkey slapped the table: "Don't fool us with these things, I want to eat Chinese food, you are a Lu Province from Lu Province to open a restaurant, what's the matter with getting some crooked nuts to eat?" ”

The restaurant owner was startled by the slapping of the table, and the diners at the two tables next to him were also watching the excitement. The restaurant owner wiped the sweat on his forehead and said cautiously: "You two are not us Chinese...... I'm afraid that the two of you won't get used to eating Chinese food......"

The monkey looked at Li Jing, and also understood the boss's consideration, that face insisted on saying that it was Chinese, which seemed a bit far-fetched, and turned his head and began to be unreasonable: "I don't care, I just want to eat Chinese food, and I don't want to eat pig food anymore......"

Li Jing saw that the restaurant owner was embarrassed, and hurriedly played a round: "Old man, the two of us are used to eating Chinese food, don't worry if we are not used to eating, I really haven't eaten well these days, do you have any Chinese food here?" Don't worry, your money is indispensable......"

The restaurant owner hesitated a little, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!" Are you sure you want to eat? ”

Li Jing was interested: "Oh? What's in it? ”

The restaurant owner closed his eyes and kept announcing the name of the dish in his mouth: "Hibiscus chicken slices...... Nine turns of the large intestine...... Fried double crispy ...... Stir-fried pork liver...... Stir-fried pork heart...... Vegetarian dishes...... Stir-fried silver sprouts...... Hot and sour shredded potatoes ......"

Li Jing and the monkey were drooling when they heard it, and the monkey finally couldn't help it: "Enough...... That's enough...... If you can't finish eating, I'll talk about it next time...... You just said, let's have a copy! ”

At this point, it was the turn of the restaurant owner to wonder: "You two? Know these dishes? Can you really get used to it? ”

"I'm used to it! Hurry up, I'm starving, by the way, what's the staple food? Is there any rice? ”

The restaurant owner smiled bitterly: "Where does the rice come from here, it's not easy to see rice here, people here like to eat pasta!" ”

The monkey hurriedly asked hopefully, "Noodles?" Dumplings? ”

The restaurant owner's face darkened: "...... No...... Only bread...... And the flatbread baked yesterday......"

"Flatbread...... Just flatbread...... This tube ......"

"Alright! That's the big pie, it's just ...... The ninth turn of the large intestine is still almost hot, and it was originally prepared by the old man himself to eat at night......" The restaurant owner said to Li Jing with a little hesitation.

He could see that among these two people, the monkey was more jumpy, and Li Jing should be the one who spoke effectively.

The monkey waved his hand heroically: "I pay for it, you see what he does!" The nine-turn large intestine will be eaten at night, and the rest will be tightened......"

The restaurant owner shook his head and turned around and went behind the curtain behind the counter, presumably inside the back kitchen.

The monkey stared at the restaurant owner into the back kitchen, then turned around, and saw that Li Jing had just moved his gaze back, and the two looked at each other for a while, and couldn't help laughing.

The diners at the table next to them couldn't help but look at the two of them curiously, and didn't understand what was so funny about having a meal.

Li Jing and the monkey whispered across the table, and the general content of the chat was: It's not easy to find this place here, and the place to eat in the past two days is considered to have been found, and I don't know how the old man's craftsmanship is.

Soon after, a spicy fragrance came from the back kitchen, and the monkey jumped up directly, and drilled directly into the back kitchen like burning his buttocks: "I'll ...... Boss...... Less spicy......"

As soon as the curtain was opened, a spicy oil smoke rushed towards him, and the monkey almost smoked it, so he hurriedly lowered the curtain and stayed away from the door, and shouted inside with a loud voice: "Go to the nest...... Boss...... Less spicy...... How many chili peppers did you put in this? …… You can't eat spicy food......"

In the sound of frying in the oil pot, a faint voice came out: "Cough! Cough! Cough! Okay, got it......"

The monkey returned to his seat dejectedly: "You know a fart, are all cooks like this?" Chili peppers are like no money! ”

Li Jing didn't dare to speak, and his saliva couldn't be contained......

Finally, with the shouting of the boss, the first dish was served: "Stir-fried pork heart......"

Sure enough, there are a lot of chili peppers, in addition to green peppers and dried chili skins, the side dish is onions, and the pork heart is cut into thin slices, which makes people drool when they smell it.

The monkey couldn't help but pinch a piece of pig heart with his hand, put his head back into his mouth, and hissed in his mouth: "Chopsticks, take chopsticks...... I'll go...... Water...... Water ......"

Li Jing took the fork and also forked a piece of pig heart and put it in his mouth, the texture was crisp and tender, fragrant! It's so fragrant! Hot! It's really spicy too! I have to describe it: cool! Beauty!

Li Jing's face is visibly turning red, and there is a gradual trend of developing to purple! Fortunately, the boss handed over two cups of warm water in time, and drank the water in the cups in one go, which was considered to save his life.

Looking at the miserable situation of the monkey and Li Jing, the diners next to them who were attracted by the taste and stared directly at the fried pork heart, who wanted to try it just now, also retreated now, secretly wiped a cold sweat, or honestly bowed their heads and ate the food in front of them.