When I woke up, it was already more than 7 o'clock in the evening, and I felt that my stomach was "cooing!" Li Jing turned on the lamp, climbed out of bed with difficulty, came to the bathroom and washed his face with cold water, instantly sobered up, put on a pair, tied up his armed belt, sorted out his hat, and knocked on the door of the monkey next door!

After a while, the monkey opened the door with sleepy eyes: "Grandma, what's the matter?" Isn't it still dawn? ”

"Are you really going to sleep until tomorrow morning? Sleep for a while, come back and sleep again, hurry up, I'm hungry, and I'm going to eat the nine turns of the large intestine! ”

"I'll ...... I take you, I just want to sleep now, I don't want to eat nine turns of large intestine ......"

The monkey turned around and lay on the bed without moving, and snored in a blink of an eye, Li Jing saw this, put the quilt on the monkey, and rode it to be a hammer, the monkey was finally sober, and went to the bathroom to wash up in flower pants!

When I came to the small restaurant again, it was close to 8 o'clock in the evening, and there were no diners in the restaurant for a long time, only Boss Zhang and a middle-aged woman were there!

The two of them sat at the table in the small restaurant, as if they were resting, as if they were chatting, and when they heard someone come in with a curtain, they both turned to look at the door.

At a table, the two of them were sitting facing each other just now, and the middle-aged woman opposite Boss Zhang looked very good.

The woman looks in her 40s and doesn't seem to have suffered much, but the years have left shallow crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, and her thick short hair is still dark and bright in the dim light. Single eyelids, so the eyes don't look big, but delicate and bright. Under the delicate nose is a powerful and tight pursed lip, but it reveals a different vitality, and it can be seen that she was a big beauty when she was young.

Although it is a little vicissitudes, there is a poem that says: white hair with flowers and no smile, and the years never defeat the beauty; If there are poems and books hidden in the heart, they will come true and become true.

Seeing Li Jing and the monkey enter the restaurant, Boss Zhang's eyes lit up and he stood up: "You two boys are finally here, if you don't come, I'll think about closing......"

The woman opposite Boss Zhang also stood up together, listening to Lao Zhang's native voice, still a little overwhelmed: "Lao Zhang...... This ......"

Boss Zhang had already told the woman everything that happened at noon, and when she said it, the woman didn't feel anything, it was just two crooked nuts who could speak Chinese, but she was still a little nervous when she really saw the appearance of the two young German officers.

The monkey's eyes lit up, and he quickly stepped forward and stretched out his hand: "Oops...... This is an aunt, she looks so young...... Hello aunt! ”

Li Jing also hurriedly followed: "Hello aunt! Auntie is so good-looking! ”

The monkey pretended to be displeased and turned his head to Boss Zhang and complained: "Boss Zhang, it's not authentic, you didn't say that your aunt is so beautiful...... said, you look like this, how did you deceive the beauty of your aunt? ”

Boss Zhang laughed: "I think when I was young, Zhang was also a talented and suave ......."

"Just blow it, you must have used unsightly means, otherwise how could my aunt take a fancy to you......" The monkey opened his mouth to damage Boss Zhang.

After a few words, the atmosphere in the small restaurant became relaxed, and the middle-aged woman also covered her mouth with a smile and smiled.

Li Jing also interjected: "What the monkey said is true, and I don't believe that my aunt can take a fancy to you!" ”

Boss Zhang was even more proud, and he didn't defend himself when he opened his mouth, but just laughed.

The woman was embarrassed by everyone's laughter, and stretched out her hand to push Boss Zhang: "They only came to eat now, they must be hungry, and they won't serve the food yet!" ”

Boss Zhang was laughing, Leng Buding was pushed, the laughter stopped abruptly, and he was choked: "Cough! Cough! …… Ay! Okay, happy to patronize...... I'm going to ......."

Seeing Boss Zhang raise the curtain and enter the back kitchen, the woman looked at Li Jing and the monkey with a smile: "I heard Lao Zhang say that there are two German officers who speak an authentic hometown dialect, I still don't believe it, this time it's an eye-opener!" ”

"Auntie, don't listen to Boss Zhang's nonsense, we are authentic Chinese, no matter how you say it, Boss Zhang doesn't believe it!" Li Jing also replied with a smile.

The woman was a little puzzled, why did these two people have to say that they were Chinese? Is there any benefit in saying that you are Chinese now?

I couldn't figure it out, so I had to chat first: "I don't believe it, after all, you two don't look like us Chinese at all!" ”

It's really hard to explain, you can't say that you have plastic surgery, right? …… Facelift? That's right, plastic surgery! It's indeed plastic surgery, it's not a lie, right? Li Jing had an idea in his heart.

After organizing the language, Li Jing spoke: "Eh! Auntie, we are indeed authentic Chinese, but for some special reasons, we were sent here by the state to carry out some special tasks, as for the appearance, it was indeed slightly adjusted......"

"That's right! Right! We've had plastic surgery, and I forgot about it, hehe......" The monkey touched his head and smirked obediently.

Monkeys are very well-behaved in front of their elders, which may also be a habit engraved in the bones of all Chinese people, in front of people like Boss Zhang, they are not big or small, this is a kind of well-behaved; Being honest in front of a mother-like woman is also a kind of well-behaved.

"Facelift? How did you get it? I've only heard of disfigurement, and some people stab their faces in order not to be recognized......" The woman was amazed.

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Li Jing was stunned for a long time, and finally understood what the woman said, and couldn't help but secretly complain, what is this!

"Auntie, it's not what you think, this is the use of medical means to make subtle adjustments on people, not as rough as you said!"

Li Jing spoke, pinched the monkey's face with his hand and demonstrated: "Look at this nose, there is something padded in it, so it looks like the bridge of the nose is high, and then look at this eye, it is liposuction, that is, the oil in it is pumped out with a needle, so the eye socket looks deeper." ”

Li Jing opened his eyes seriously and said nonsense.

"There are some other subtle adjustments, but you look at the eyes, look at the hair, absolutely authentic Chinese, of course, if you want to change the color of the eyes, it's still very simple, wear a contact lens or something......"

The monkey obediently made explanation props with a shy face, and the woman was already dumbfounded when she heard it, and she already faintly believed it in her heart!

"This ...... Can it really be done? ”

The monkey broke his face out of Li Jing's hand: "Of course, you don't know, ...... in the future."

Li Jing hurriedly stopped the monkey: "Monkey...... The technology hasn't gotten to that point yet, don't talk nonsense! ”

The monkey also knew that he was speechless, and turned his eyes aggrievedly at Li Jing: "Boss Li, I suspect that you will take advantage of me......

Li Jing also hurriedly remedied and said: "Auntie, these are still in the experimental stage, and there is a great possibility of failure, and it will succeed the two of us, don't tell me these things......