Chapter 311: Put an apple on your head
When the white kite heard this, he turned his head and saw that it was a lying rabbit, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Are you already able to get out of bed and move?" It's wonderful, you...... By the way..... what's your name? ”
Lying Rabbit: "Lying Rabbit! ”
White Kite: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, you are called a lying rabbit, I remember it very clearly." ”
Lying Bunny: "......
White Kite: "Last time, it was really thanks to you that I guarded the door of the room, otherwise I would have been a victim of thieves." ”
Although he often mismatches the face and the name, he is not an ungrateful person, and he really remembers very well what the rabbit did for him, and solemnly gave the rabbit a big gift.
The rabbit said: "Mr. Bai is studying the firecracker?
The white kite raised the flintlock gun in his hand and said: "This is a flintlock bird gun made by using a bird gun to install a flint hair mechanism, according to Mr. Song, the bird gun is extremely accurate, enough to shoot down the bird, so it is called the bird gun, but ...... I can't shoot the birds when I use it, this thing is not accurate at all, and I'm struggling with it. ”
Bunny: "Huh? I don't understand you when you say this. ”
The white kite sighed, "This thing is not as accurate as my bow and arrow." ”
The rabbit was sweating profusely, and suddenly fell down: "Don't have your arrows yet?" That...... That's still ...... Don't use it........
White Kite: "What do you mean by that?" Are you trying to say that my archery skills are not good? Damn, archery is one of the six arts of a gentleman, and I am very particular. Believe it or not, I'll put an apple on top of your head, and I'll hit the apple with one arrow a hundred paces away.
The rabbit was shocked: "This ...... Don't try this, don't. ”
White Kite: "You obviously don't believe me, come on, put an apple on his head." ”
The lying rabbit was frightened: "Dog, run away." ”
Zheng Gouzi hurriedly pushed the wheelchair and ran away.
The two of them fled from the training ground of the firecrackers, and suddenly the sound of horses' hooves sounded in front of them, and a cavalry team of more than 100 people, all wearing armor, carrying spears in their hands, and Kaiyuan bows on their backs, roared past them, and a female general was the leader, draped all over her body, looking really ....... bear!
The lying rabbit was startled: "Who is this?" Is there such a woman in our Gaojia Village? At first glance, I thought it was Xing Hongwolf.
Zheng Gouzi: "That's the heroine who joined Gaojia Village when we were protecting the Holy Maiden in the county seat, named Bai Kite, and now commands the cavalry battalion, which is very powerful." ”
Lying on the ground rabbit looked at the picture of more than a hundred cavalry rushing majestically past, and couldn't help but be a little fascinated: "Ah, Ben Rabbit also wants to join the cavalry battalion, the spear cavalry general is really handsome, don't you think it is in line with the momentum of Ben Rabbit Master?"
Zheng Gouzi: "You just said that you want to join the Panzergrenadier Battalion. ”
Lying on the ground: "Ben Rabbit first joined the grenadier battalion, then joined the cavalry battalion, and then Ben Rabbit rode on a horse and threw grenades, isn't it so powerful?"
Zheng Gouzi: ".......
It sounds like a great thing, but I always feel like something is wrong.
Just as the two of them were thinking of this, they saw another group of cavalry running over, but this group of people did not look imposing enough, they showed a "very nervous" appearance on horseback, and their faces were a little blue.
Zheng Gouzi said: "These are the guys who have just been promoted to cavalry, you see that they ride their horses a little faster, and they don't have the appearance of being possessed, and they want to fight on horses, but they are still far away." If you join the cavalry team, it will be like this, and it is not easy to keep up with the front, how can you talk about majesty? ”
Lying on the ground: "Oh, the cavalry battalion is not needed when entering the mountains to suppress bandits, hum, this rabbit master does not plan to join the cavalry battalion."
Zheng Gouzi: "....
Northern Shaanxi, Mizhi County.
In his hand, Li Zicheng, an unemployed young man, was holding a sharp knife, and blood was still dripping from the knife.
Because his wife Han Jin'er committed adultery with someone and cuckolded him, he just stabbed her to death with his own hands.
Nephew Li Guo pushed the door in, saw the corpse on the ground and the sharp knife in his uncle's hand, and couldn't help but say "hey": "Uncle, you killed this slut?"
Li Zicheng: "Kill!" What's the use of keeping it? ”
Li Guo: "Although this woman deserves to die, if you kill her, the government will not ask, what should we do?" ”
Li Zicheng: "Run, what else can I do."
Li Guo: "Where can we go?" ”
Li Zicheng thought about it very seriously: "In the Huanglong Mountain in the south, there is a righteous army, the leader is named Wang Zuohang, I heard that he is a good man, there are tens of thousands of brothers under his hands, we might as well go and vote for Wang Zuohang."
Li Guo: "Okay! ”
The two hurriedly packed their things, escaped from Mizhi County, and went towards Huanglong Mountain.
In the second year of Chongzhen, because of his wife's cheating, the unemployed young man Li Zicheng killed him in anger and embarked on the road of falling into the grass.......
At the same time that Li Zicheng killed his wife and fell into the grass and headed towards Huanglong Mountain.
As soon as he rode a fast horse, he came to Gaojia Village as if he was flying, and rushed straight to the white kite.
He ran suddenly this time, which really startled the white kite.
Li Daoxuan, who was sitting by the box gnawing on the big bones of the cow, couldn't help but say "Huh", this supreme party is running single-handedly? There won't be people behind you, right?
glanced towards the southwest of Gaojia Village, and sure enough, more than a hundred soldiers were still running towards Gaojia Village from a long distance, and Fang Wushang didn't wait for them.
White Kite: "General Fang, what's wrong?"
Fang Wushang hurriedly roared: "Bai Jiaoxi, what are you still playing here in Gaojia Village?" Quickly mobilize all the militia groups, and every village and town will be fighting. ”
These words startled the white kite: "What's the matter?" ”
Li Daoxuan also frowned.
Fang Wushang: "A few days ago, Wang Chengen, the chief soldier of Shaanxi, was ordered by the new governor Liu Guangsheng to defeat the Liukou in Heyang County. After eating a big defeat in the mountain, he was cowardly and obediently accepted Zhao'an. ”
White Kite: "Huh? It's a good thing to recruit peace. ”
Li Daoxuan said in his heart: What's the matter! If there is not enough food to appease Zhao'an, and there is no land to cultivate, it will be the same as not having Zhao'an.
Fang Wushang said: "Although Zhao'an was successful, but the subordinates of the mountain and moon were restless, they occupied the village on the way back to their hometown, indulged their party members, plundered the four townships, and called it food. The people sent by the imperial court asked them why they were messing around when they had accepted Zhao'an, and they said that they had nothing to eat on the way home, so they could only grab it all the way back. ”
When Li Daoxuan heard this, he couldn't help but sigh, thinking: Sure enough! Just like you think.
The white kite frowned: "This .....
Fang Wushang: "Now is not the time to sigh about this, although Chuanshanyue is mainly active in Heyang County, many of his subordinates are also from our Chengcheng County, or Baishui County next door, and these people will also make trouble in our Chengcheng County on the way back to their hometown."
The white kite suddenly understood: "We need to organize a militia to subdue these guys."
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