Zheng Da Niu flattened his mouth: "What's delicious about paste?" Isn't it just flour? I don't want to eat mush, I want to eat mutton. ”

The shopkeeper couldn't laugh or cry: "But I can't just give you a bowl full of mutton, then the small shop will lose money." ”

The other five soldiers also laughed together: "Brother Niu, don't make trouble, the shopkeeper will die." ”

Their laughter just alarmed the soap warblers passing by the store.

Soap Ying heard the noise in the store, and looked sideways to see that it was not his own cavalry who was making noise, but he was relieved, and then he watched it in a lively mood.

Zheng Daniu said with a confused face: "Add more mutton, don't be mushy will you lose money?" ”

The shopkeeper had a bitter face: "I will definitely lose money, mutton is very expensive, when the year is good, we have a pound of mutton here is almost 80 yuan, and now in this year of disaster, a pound of mutton has risen to 800 yuan, these days Gaojia Village has sent us a lot of flour, and the price of mutton has dropped back to 400 yuan a catty...... I added a few slices of mutton to a bowl of mutton paste, and this bowl of noodles had to be sold for 50 yuan. ”

Zheng Daniu looked confused, turned his head to the grenadiers on the left and right and asked, "Huh?" How many taels of silver is 400 yuan? ”

The person next to him smiled: "Four coins." ”

Zheng Daniu picked his head: "How much is four coins of silver?"

The person next to it: ......

I can't communicate with this Hanhan in a normal way.

A grenadier reached into his arms, took out a very small piece of broken silver, placed it on the table, and said, "Brother Da Niu, look, this small piece of broken silver is four coins of silver." ”

Zheng Daniu picked up the piece of broken silver with two fingers, squinted one eye and looked at it for a long time: "Huh? It turned out that a pound of mutton was equal to such a small piece of silver, which scared me, I heard the number of four hundred, and thought it was a lot. ”

Everyone: "......"

Zheng Daniu stretched out his hand into his arms, took out the boss's ingot of silver, and slapped it on the table with a bang, it was really a big ingot, at least five taels, patted the table and said: "Shopkeeper, you take this ingot of silver, you can put as many catties of mutton as you want, don't use it to make up the numbers!"

Crowd: "......."

The shopkeeper was stunned: is this the courage of the big-headed soldier to spend money? If it weren't for your soldier's skin, I would have thought you were a great official.

A grenadier said in a low voice: "Brother Da Niu, you can't spend your money indiscriminately, such a large sum of money is enough to buy a beautiful maid, don't you want to invite us to a meal like this." ”

Zheng Daniu laughed: "Buy a maid? You're not afraid that Tianzun will take the boss's ear scraper and whip you. Moreover, even if Tianzun asks me to buy it, I don't want a maid, and I can't eat it. I'm going to have fun eating, and nothing else. ”

"Flutter!" A woman's laughter rang out at the door of the store.

When everyone heard the sound, they found that the soap warbler was standing at the door of the store with a horse, and they didn't know how long they had been listening there, until she laughed out loud, and everyone found her.

Zheng Daniu beckoned to the soap warbler: "Soap teaching, those who see it have a share, let's eat mutton together, I'll treat you."

Soap Ying laughed, walked in, sat down beside Zheng Daniu with a golden knife, and said with a smile: "You just said that you don't want a maid?" Why?

Zheng Daniu: "You can't eat it." ”

A strange smile appeared on the face of the soap warbler: "For men, maids are also edible. ”

Zheng Daniu shook his head: "Don't, don't, I don't eat human flesh." ”

Soap Ying is now sure, this guy really doesn't understand this kind of joke, but feels funny: "Da Niu, you are an old villager in Gaojia Village, right?"

Zheng Daniu laughed: "Yes, I arrived very early, in addition to the earliest forty-two people in Gaojia Village, we must count the people of Zhengjia Village, Chongjia Village, and Wangjia Village, and I also participated in the repair of the city gate in Gaojia Village at that time." I also cut wood to make statues for carvers, and I also worked as a bus driver, hahaha, years ago. ”

Soap Ying: "No wonder you are so rich, there were a lot of rewards from Tianzun at that time, you must have a lot of big ingots of silver like this, that's why you spent so much money, right?"

Zheng Daniu: "Many?" It's not much, I only have that ingot, I just ran out, I don't have any money now, hahahaha.

Everyone: "!! ”

The five grenadiers who were treated by him suddenly looked embarrassed, and after a long time, Brother Da Niu was actually poorer than them? Are they not only worth this ingot of silver, but are they actually the poorest people entertaining?

Soap Ying Daqi: "Where's your money?" Where does the money go?

Zheng Daniu touched his stomach and grinned: "Eat!"

Crowd: "......."

At this time, the shopkeeper had already cut a large plate of mutton, and put it in front of them with a bang, Zheng Daniu didn't use chopsticks, he directly reached out and grabbed a piece of mutton and stuffed it into his mouth: "Wow, delicious, delicious." ”

"Don't eat it like this, you dip it in some condiments.

"Hey! The soup spilled onto the clothes.

When the soap warbler saw him like this, she couldn't help but be happy, she was quite a hero.

She is not the kind of delicate girl, she doesn't like the kind of weak scholar type of man, but she admires Zheng Daniu as a bold and atmospheric man, seeing that he eats heroically, she also reached out and grabbed the mutton and stuffed it into her mouth: "Hahaha, eating meat in large chunks is really happy." ”

Zheng Daniu: "Hahaha, soap Jiaoxi is also a happy person, come on, eat more." ”

He grabbed the mutton with his right hand, but with his left hand, he put it on the shoulder of the soap warbler.

The other five grenadiers showed strange looks on their faces at the same time, thinking: Although the soap sect looks like an orangutan, and it is difficult for orangutans to distinguish between male and female, everyone still knows that she is a woman.

However, they were too worried, and the soap warbler didn't care at all, and laughed: "Da Niu, you have a lot of appetite for me, so you came to make this bowl."

"Wow, we're on a mission, we can't drink, even though I'm stupid, I know that."

"It's not wine, it's tea."

"That's fine.

The two of them touched each other in a "trance" and poured a large bowl of tea into their mouths, and the action of the two people opening their mouths and tilting their heads to pour tea was really scary.

While eating mutton, the soap warbler asked with a smile: "I said Da Niu, you have spent all your money, don't you plan to marry a daughter-in-law?"

Zheng Daniu smiled: "There is no girl I like, and there is no girl who likes me." ”

Soap Ying: "A good man like you, no woman likes it?" Are all those women blind? ”

The five grenadiers broke out in a cold sweat and thought: Soap Jiaoxi, your eyes are blind, right? Da Niu is so simple, Tianzun personally gave him the title of "stupid", and he spent all the money, who can look at it?

/。 Zero Point Chinese Network]/