Chapter 484: Puppet Tianzun's prank
It's already dark.
The ancients made the sunrise and roosted at sunset, and the east of the river has been quiet.
I could only hear a melodious and strange voice from a husband: "The weather is dry, be careful of the fire and candle ......"
Li Daoxuan hasn't slept yet.
Glancing at the clock, it was only half past ten in the evening, so early, how could modern people sleep?
There's at least an hour left to wave!
Gaojia business district has now begun to slowly have a nightlife, and the night is the time for the Gaojia villagers to watch plays and listen to music if they want to get spiritual satisfaction, if Li Daoxuan cuts his vision back, he can also see some fun.
But I get tired of watching this fun every day, and occasionally I have to find something else to enjoy.
After thinking about it, let's go to Hedong Daolang.
He launched "empathy", brushed the ground and came to the body of the puppet Tianzun again. His eyes rolled a few times, and he thought to himself: Anyway, I have nothing to do, go and eavesdrop on what Huang Yunfa is talking to his subordinates, maybe I can overhear important information.
Grabbing the vines with both hands, he crept over the wall.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I climbed over the wall, I found two of Huang Yunfa's subordinates patrolling the yard.
He quickly stopped all his movements, but with such a sudden stop, he had lost his balance and naturally fell off the wall.
"Boom" a sound of wooden blocks colliding.
The two patrolling subordinates were startled, and when they looked closely, it turned out that a puppeteer had fallen from the wall, and they had seen this puppeteer lying on the wall during the day, and now when they saw it falling, they thought it was blown by the wind, or some wild cat knocked it down.
One of them muttered to the other, "It's fucking scary, this thing is suddenly dropped." ”
Another whispered, "This puppet's face is too realistic, is it necessary for a puppet to make such a real face?" ”
The man said, "I don't know, I always feel weird about this thing anyway." ”
"Let's stay away from it."
The two of them didn't even dare to reach out to touch the puppet and continued to patrol forward.
When they were far away, the puppet Tianzun shook his hands and feet, and Kata got up, his neck spun weirdly, and he thought: I seem to have inadvertently unlocked a new way to play.
This gameplay can't be used in your own territory, but when you use it against a group of traitors, it seems that there is no psychological pressure......
He opened his wooden mouth, laughed twice, and then deliberately sat still.
The two subordinates who patrolled just now circled around Huang Yunfa's residence, and then came around, the lanterns in their hands exuded a dim light, and suddenly, the person walking in front stiffened: "Look, this puppet ......"
When the person next to him saw it, his whole body suddenly went numb: "This ...... Why did this puppet sit up? It had fallen from the wall and was lying on the ground. ”
"yes...... Why is it sitting now? ”
The two subordinates exploded all over their bodies at this time, and the whole person panicked.
"No, no, no, we must have misremembered."
"We're not mistaken."
"That is, after we patrolled just now, someone came and straightened this puppet."
"Holy shit, isn't there an assassin coming in?"
The two were startled, and hurriedly rushed towards Huang Yunfa's room, slammed the door on the ground and rushed in.
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The room immediately sounded the sound of weapons unsheathed, the sound of someone falling, and then Huang Yunfa's angry scolding: "What are you crazy about in the middle of the night?" What are you going to do in my house? I fucking thought you two were assassins, and your knives were drawn, but you rushed to me and knelt on the ground, did you get sick? ”
The voices of the two men rang out: "We thought an assassin had infiltrated and assassinated you, so we ......"
Huang Yunfa: "Except for the two of you, no one has ever come in." ”
The two awkwardly resigned: "There's a puppet outside, and it's moving, so it's ......"
Huang Yunfa: "Take me to see." ”
When they made such a fuss, many people in the house got up. Even the dozen or so people suspected of being Jiannu cavalry followed, and a large group of people all walked towards Li Daoxuan's side.
Li Daoxuan would not wait for them stupidly, got up, got into the flowers in the garden, crawled close to the ground for a while, and when the group of people walked away, he got into Huang Yunfa's room, climbed up the roof beam along the pillar with difficulty, grabbed a rope, and hung himself upside down.
There was a commotion outside, obviously, they didn't find the puppet, and the two patrolmen were scolded by Huang Yunfa for a while: "Bastard, you have a nervous disorder in the middle of the night, where did the puppet come from here?" ”
"There really is......" The two were so aggrieved that they almost cried.
But the explanation was useless, Huang Yun gave an order, and the other guards punched in a mess, beating the two of them miserably.
The crowd then dispersed and went back to their houses.
Huang Yunfa was in a bad mood, so he went back to the house with a hum and chirped, and yelled outside: "Keep your eyes wide." ”
A large crowd outside responded: "Yes! ”
Huang Yunfa closed the door, turned around, and suddenly saw a puppet figure hanging upside down in his room, looking at him with a strange smile on his face.
Seeing this in the middle of the night, who can stand it?
"Ahhh
Huang Yun let out a miserable scream, retreated sharply, and smashed the thin wooden door with a thud on the ground, overturned out, and fell into the garden.
Several patrols rushed over to protect him.
This is the backyard of the official residence of the Salt Division, screaming so loudly, the soldiers of the Salt Division were also alarmed, and the entire backyard was suddenly in an uproar.
Li Daoxuan was so happy that he slipped off the roof beam and lay down under Huang Yunfa's bed again.
Huang Yunfa's voice sounded outside with a little cowardice: "Puppeteer, puppeteer is hanging upside down on the roof beam in my room." ”
"Bump!"
Someone smashed the door and rushed in, still carrying a lantern in his hand, and they came in to see where the puppeteers came from in the house. The roof beams were also empty, and nothing could be seen.
"Nope! Sir, there are no puppeteers on the beams. ”
"How could it not be? I saw it with my own eyes. ”
Huang Yunfa was a little angry: "That puppet may be fake, maybe it is a dwarf pretending, look for it, find it quickly, he may still be hiding in my house." ”
A group of people rummaged through the rooms and cabinets, and finally, someone found it and shouted, "Under the bed, this puppet man is under the bed." ”
Someone stretched out his hand and pulled it under the bed, and there was a sound of wooden blocks, and a half-human-high puppet was actually pulled out from under the bed.
"It's a real puppet!"
"It's not people pretending."
"That's what someone manipulated." Huang Yunfa shouted loudly: "Find out, is there anyone who is hiding in the dark and manipulating this puppet with something like silk thread." ”
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