Chapter 541: Punch him in the face
The Rogue is coming!
With Dou Wenda's loud shout, bells, gongs, and empty bamboos rang everywhere in the city...... The people of Binh Duong knocked everything they could do at hand.
As soon as it was dawn, the whole city of Pingyang Mansion entered a tense atmosphere.
Wang Er climbed up the city tower and looked to the west, and the white cat also followed: "Big brother, which way is coming?" ”
Wang Er said: "Over the mountain harrier!" ”
White Cat: "Huh? It's that guy. ”
When the two were under Wang Jiayin's command, they had seen the mountain harrier, it was a very handsome and handsome man, and his parents gave him a very good-looking face, at least 320% more handsome than ordinary men, so it was easy to leave an impression on others.
White Cat: "That guy is so good-looking, I don't know why, every time I see him, I want to give him a bang in the middle of the plate." ”
As soon as he finished saying this, he heard the rag doll Tianzun sitting on his shoulder laugh and said, "Hey, you are called jealousy, it's very dangerous." ”
It turned out that Li Daoxuan finally got up!
The first thing I did when I got up was to switch my field of vision and take a look at my little people, but I just cut to the rag doll Tianzun, and I heard the white cat's speech.
The white cat was startled: "Huh? Tianzun is here? When did it come? ”
Ragdoll Tianzun waved his small hand: "When you talked about the mountain harrier." ”
The white cat smiled a little embarrassedly, well, it's a shame to be jealous of someone else's handsome face and be discovered by Tianzun.
He was about to say something to wipe the scene, when he heard the rag doll Tianzun say very unhappily: "I have long heard that this guy is very handsome, and I really want to see how handsome he is, prepare the binoculars for a while, and see if he is as handsome as I am, if he is more handsome than me, give him a shot in the middle of the face plate, if he is not as handsome as me, you can play another position." ”
White Cat: "......"
Wang Er: "......"
Although Li Daoxuan is a little joking, he really wants to see what the mountain harrier looks like, because this guy's handsomeness is really written into the history books! His nickname is not very famous, but his real name is Gao Jie, which is very famous, and he is one of the famous "Four Towns of Nanming".
According to historical records, this guy is Li Zicheng's fellow villager and also a rice fat, but he was not Li Zicheng's subordinate at first, but he pulled up a team by himself.
He did not make any military exploits under Li Zicheng, but he did something that is also explosive today, that is, seducing Li Zicheng's wife Xing, commonly known as seducing sister-in-law.
Xing Shi saw that this guy was so handsome and handsome, 320% more handsome than ordinary people, of course, he had no resistance, so he was better with the mountain harrier.
Afterwards, the mountain harrier was also worried about being caught and raped by Li Zicheng, so he took Xing's family to take refuge in the imperial court, restored his real name Gao Jie, and followed He Maniac, and later He Maniac died, Gao Jie took over the position of He Maniac, did not listen to the dispatch of the Ming Court, raised troops and respected himself, and finally became one of the famous generals of the four towns of the Southern Ming Dynasty.
Just say, a handsome man who has gone down in history is forced to run in front of you, and attack your city with a face that is more handsome than you, do you want to give him a shot in the middle of the face plate?
A militia soldier quickly brought the telescope and wanted to hand it to Tianzun, but he looked at Tianzun's round ball hand and decisively handed the telescope to the white cat.
The white cat raised the binoculars, looked outside the city first, found the location of the mountain harrier, and then moved the telescope to the ragdoll Tianzun: "Tianzun, please look." ”
The two eyes of the rag doll Tianzun were sewn with threads, and now the lines of one eye are all wrinkled together, but the lines of the other eye are collapsed wide, and I look into the binoculars......
Outside the city, there is a tattered flag, on which are written the three big characters of "Mountain Harrier", which is the main formation of the Mountain Harrier, and there is a thief general in it, and he really has a very handsome face.
But well...... What do you want to say about this face?
Handsome is handsome, but there is no temperament.
People's temperament, not only the facial features can be had, but also the temperament comes from the inside, the better the inner cultivation, the richer the knowledge, can be reflected on their own appearance, making people more handsome.
And this mountain harrier is a typical turtle-type handsome guy, with a good-looking face, but no temperament support. can only deceive the wife of a bandit like Xing's, and when he meets a serious lady, he will definitely not be able to deceive him.
Ragdoll Tianzun crossed his waist and laughed: "Hahaha, this person is not to be afraid, he is not as handsome as me at all." Okay, you don't have to hit him in the face, you can hit him somewhere else. ”
White Cat: "......"
Wang Er: "......"
After a while of howling strange creatures, the rogues outside the city began to attack the city.
Wang Er jumped to the front line with a brush, commanding two hundred firecrackers, firing on the spot, two hundred guards also desperately pulled bows and arrows, and the prefect Dou Wenda commanded a large number of militia groups, constantly smashing the rolling logs and stones.
The city of Pingyang immediately turned into a huge battlefield, with bows and arrows flying everywhere, firearms bombarding, and stones flying all over the sky.
With the efforts of two hundred firecrackers, the thieves outside the city were soon demoralized and retreated in embarrassment, but the mountain harrier did not enter the range of the firecrackers, and there was no way to kill the thief chieftain, and his troops could come again at any time.
Wang Er and the white cat took advantage of the gap in the battle to retreat and rest.
But he saw the prefect Dou Wenda running over with a black face, and asked urgently: "How much ammunition do you have for your firearms?" ”
White Cat: "Not much...... There are about a few dozen more rounds on each soldier. ”
Dou Wenda: "This ...... How is that enough? ”
White Cat: "Don't worry! Our reinforcements will arrive soon. ”——
The reinforcements from Gaojia Village actually set off two days ago.
That is, the morning of the second day when the thief army attacked Pu County, Li Daoxuan cut to the rag doll Tianzun when he was cutting the perspective indiscriminately, and then immediately cut back to Gaojia Village and notified Cheng Xu.
But Cheng Xu did not set off immediately on the spot.
Because the stall here in Gaojia Village is not small, he can't attack easily if he doesn't arrange his nest well.
In particular, the situation in the Laogai Valley is very complicated, and the Laogai Valley in Gaojia Village has successively received 3,000 thieves, 30,000 old and weak women and children, 5,000 bandits who were deceived from the bottom of the mountain, more than 2,000 bandits who were captured from Wang Guozhong, and 90,000 thieves who were captured from Shen Yikui.
In the valley of Huanglong Mountain, there are now more than 100,000 prisoners of re-education through labor.
When Cheng Xu led the army to sit in Gaojia Village, of course, he was not afraid of these people messing around, but if all the militia groups left Gaojia Village and went to Shanxi, then these labor prisoners would be very unstable.
Cheng Xu must first arrange the troops left behind before he can attack.