Chapter 579: Wayward Starling
The lying rabbit was still arrogant just now, but now that he saw that Tianzun was also there, he restrained his arrogant aura a little, and said in a low voice: "Oh no, I was seen by Tianzun again just now." ”
Zheng Gouzi smiled: "Tianzun has seen you pretending to be blind not once or twice, and his old man didn't blame you, otherwise, your rabbit head would have drunk a long time ago." ”
The lying rabbit thought carefully: This is also true!
Tianzun is quite tolerant of him, a naughty guy.
Zheng Gouzi said in a low voice: "Have you noticed that this Tianzun statue that came with us is not the same as usual?" Here's the ...... That special statue of the Heavenly Venerable, right? ”
Bunny: "Found it!" This is the latest Tianzun statue created by Song Yingxing, Bai Gongzi, sculptor, and several senior technical engineers with a monthly salary of fifty taels of silver. ”
Zheng Gouzi: "It seems to be called Turst No. 1?" ”
Bunny: "What do you mean?" ”
Zheng Gouzi: "I don't understand either, this model was taken by Tianzun." ”
The two of them were not mistaken, the body Li Daoxuan used this time was different from the previous ones.
It is a product of Gaojiacun's technology, the full name should be called "steel bone silicone Tianzun test-01", which has a bone made of steel, hard and strong, flexible joints and rotatable, and the palm can also be grasped.
After the skeleton was made, the engineers wrapped the bones in silicone to create a body, and the various parts of the body were carefully carved by the carver to make it as close as possible to a real person.
The only regret is that there is a flat and smooth structure under the lower abdomen, cough, there is nothing like that, the sculptor really doesn't dare to carve this, the carving is small and the face of Tianzun is small, and the carving is big It seems to be the face of Tianzun, or not to do it.
This time, the clothes are not carved on the body, but need to be dressed extra, so of course Li Daoxuan, the sassy bag Tianzun, has to play a role in dressing up.
He dressed test-01 in a brocade dress similar to those worn by those rich sons and brothers in ancient officialdom dramas, making a very handsome appearance, with a folding fan in his right hand and a birdcage in his left hand, and a thirty-two starlings in the cage.
Li Daoxuan wanted to play the son-in-law of a rich family, so he borrowed this starling.
At this time, the city gate of Xi'an had arrived, and Shi Kefa stood at the gate to greet him, so the city gate guards naturally did not come to check on their party, and directly opened the city gate to let them go.
Dozens of fertilizer trucks slowly drove into the city of Xi'an.
On the corner of the street in the distance, a person from the Qin Wangfu hid in the corner of the house, glanced over here, and glanced at the two gangs next to him, who blended into the crowd and came over.
Shi Kefa originally came to greet the lying rabbit and others, but he didn't expect to usher in a rich boy, looking left and right, he always felt familiar.
He saw the silicone version of Daoxuan Tianzun on the side of the Yellow River, and he also saw Tianzun when he was visiting Gaojia Village, but he didn't see it much later, and the Tianzun in front of him was not wearing a Taoist robe, but a son's brother's clothes, so he was even more unrecognizable.
He couldn't help but be slightly stunned: "Who is this?" ”
Li Daoxuan smiled: "The current head of the Li family, Li Daoxuan, accidentally had the same name as the ancestors of the Tang Dynasty, hehehe." ”
As soon as this sentence came out, it really scared Shi Kefa a lot, the entire Gaojia Village belonged to the person in front of him. That's really an invincible and terrifying super rich gentry.
Shi Kefa hugged his fists: "I didn't expect that the head of the Li family would be so young. ”
Li Daoxuan: "My wife is so young, it's not strange that I'm younger, right?" ”
Shi Kefa thought about it carefully, isn't that? Gao Yiye is also in her early twenties, she is not a concubine, she is a wife, the wife is usually not much younger than her husband's age, only a concubine will be dozens of years younger, so it is not surprising that the head of the Li family is very young.
Shi Kefa: "Li Yuanwai came to Xi'an this time, it was a ......"
"Of course, I'm here to support you." Li Daoxuan smiled: "The matter of chemical fertilizer is related to the people's livelihood and the livelihood of the entire Shaanxi people. ”
Shi Kefa thought to himself: The Li family actually attaches so much importance to it, even the head of the family came in person, this person is extremely strong, black and white, he must have the support of Dao Xuan Tianzun behind him, it seems that this time I and Lord Wu have strong reinforcements.
He lowered his voice and said, "Then the prince of Qin ......"
Before he could say the rest of the words, the starling in the birdcage in Li Daoxuan's left hand shouted, "It's hard to get up." ”
Shi Kefa: "!! ”
Li Daoxuan: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the owner of this starling is not very serious, and he has learned some things that are not very serious." ”
Shi Kefa was not in the mood to spit out a starling's groove, and left this matter behind: "That Qin Shizi didn't know about this matter, he was just messing around, but after the official and Lord Wu impeached him, he now also knows, and has threatened to protect his shortcomings and fight us to the end." ”
Li Daoxuan: "Oh? So arrogant? ”
Shi Kefa sighed: "He has an opinion on our civil officials. ”
Li Daoxuan was surprised: "Why? ”
Shi Kefa: "After the death of the previous King of Qin, the new King of Qin should have been ordained immediately, but everyone knows that once the new King of Qin is canonized, the emperor will take the opportunity to reward a lot of things in the Qin Palace, including arable land. Most of the fields around Xi'an Mansion have already become Qin Wangfu's, if you add fiefdoms to Qin Wangfu, how can you bear it? Therefore, all the civil officials wrote against it, sang against the emperor, and delayed the canonization of the King of Qin again and again. ”
Li Daoxuan sighed, too lazy to comment.
Shi Kefa: "Qin Shizi has always been just a Qin Shizi, he can't be crowned king by being dragged along, he feels that the court owes him a reward and owes him arable land, so it is natural for him to take away a little fertilizer, and the fertilizer makes his current farmland increase production, which means that he has more fiefdom and earns more ......"
Starling said, "What's the use of making so much money? It's hard to get up! Even women can't touch it. ”
Shi Kefa's sweat flowed down with eight petals and eight petals: "Li Yuanwai, you starling ......"
Li Daoxuan: "It's cute, isn't it?" ”
He lowered his head and smiled at the starling: "Good bird is really good at talking, add meat to you tonight." ”
Shi Kefa thought to himself: This thing doesn't eat meat! Hey? Wait a minute! It seems to be going to eat bugs, which is also considered meat. Wait! What exactly was I thinking? was taken by this starling to distort the rhythm, ahhhhh
The two walked through the streets and alleys, and finally walked to the front of the government-run fertilizer store.
This fertilizer shop was smashed and robbed by the people of Qin Wangfu a few days ago, and now it looks a little miserable, the door panel is crooked to the ground, and the tables and chairs inside are all falling apart.
Shi Kefa said: "Li Yuanwai, I will hand over this place to you?" ”
Li Daoxuan smiled: "No problem, I'll cover it here." ”
Shi Kefa thought to himself: The word "cover" popped out of his mouth? You're not on the right track.